it’s time to pay tribute to the kings of
stop-motion animation sketch comedy yep
it’s a thing he died flinch
it goes to figure the only way you could
keep a guy stiff is with rigor mortis
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
Robot Chicken sketches stupid quicksand
stupid jungle
I’m gonna bite someone in the face
mother fucker mother
dirt mother fuckers ah fuck for this
list we’re taking a look at the most
memorable sketches from the twisted
minds behind this long-running animated
series number 10
Sailor Moon confronted Queen Beryl needs
your life force in order to take over
the planet Earth anime can get awkwardly
erotic at times and as you can see here
even some kid focused shows fall into
this category
case in point this sketch highlights
just how much unwarranted attention the
Sailor Scouts from Sailor Moon could
attract with their transformation
sequences in the name of the Moon I will
punish oh my god
whether in the heat of the moment or in
battle sailor moons adversary becomes
blatantly aroused oh man Oh making him
both unfit for combat and incredibly
shameful geez I’m so sorry that is so
disrespectful of me you are pretty hot
though she’s only in middle school dude
anime sure is weird number 9
a Scooby Friday well I do what are we
doing here cap Crystal Light here’s a
mystery you might not have heard about
those meddling kids voiced by the actors
who portrayed the characters in the
live-action movie Scooby and the gang
encountered their most murderous
criminal yet when they make their way to
Camp Crystal Lake you should make like
hockey sticks and get the puck out of
here upon meeting camp counselors
Phyllis Diller and Don Knotts Fred
suggests their regular team split up
leaving him and Daphne to do their
regular investigating Shaggy and Scooby
you checked the campground Velma you
checked the woods Daphne now check out
the bunkhouse and have some of that nice
sex until you get back
Scooby and Shaggy are the first to
encounter Jason like sorry man my
mistake
killer right Scoob
while Fred continues to insist that his
Ascot is completely heterosexual if one
more person says something about my ass
got out damn it’s fashionable in the end
Velma’s the one to solve the mystery and
unexpectedly find love oh oh man
Phillips
hey who are we to judge all my friends
are dead they’re dead and I’m still a
virgin a virgin
you know we can fix that number eight
Toy Story 4 okay guys Amy’s almost home
from college for spring break ah Robot
Chicken spoiling childhoods one viewer
at a time in this sketch the lovable
toys from Toy Story are the victims as
it tells the tale of a time where the
young Andi grows up and comes back home
after a semester of college all right
ladies single file button
commander-in-chief on the premises you
mean Obama he’s not my president the
toys are sure happy to see him
but the young adult Andy has brought
home a lady friend H what’s going on a
pair rendering his interest in his
childhood playmates to an all-time low
Buzz Lightyear regrettably gets the
worst more best treatment damn it
I left my favorite toy back at the dorm
he’s favorite toy time to improvise
look leading woody to take obligatory
action to help his dear old pal we’re
gonna play tomorrow you bet pal you bet
number seven the rescue I like you
chicken have you enjoyed meeting all the
characters the show created over its
first five seasons would you like to see
them all steward in a violent and bloody
showdown mama you do well then you’re
gonna love the 100th episode this sketch
begins with the Robot Chicken returning
home to find his wife kidnapped by the
mad scientist
in pursuit of the woman he loves the
Robot Chicken enters a tower and fights
through a horde of the show’s signature
characters are you on your way to a pity
party that was my line from our first
appearance
upon reaching the top of the tower
our cyborg friend defeats his
arch-nemesis and rescues his wife thus
starting a whole new chapter for the
show’s opening sequence number 6 Captain
Planet forget it there’s nothing you can
do maybe I can’t but Captain Planet can
superheroes don’t always show up wearing
capes and spandex some are media tycoons
that had your favorite cable news
networks and Jane anok aside from being
one of the most recognizable names in
the business of television Ted Turner is
an active philanthropist and this sketch
takes that idea and expands on it
captured pattern showing him taking on
the role of Captain Planet and
delivering some Swift justice while
covered in blue paint and green hair dye
Turner terrorizes the city streets how’s
he doing I don’t know he’s on one of
those zip lines oh yeah is that what
they’re called zip lines searching for
eco criminals and threatening the non
eco friendly with violence and death
well at least his cause is Noble just
sign this pledge not to dump any more
sludge and I’ll let you go okay okay
this appears to be an order number five
tooth and consequences this one is
otherwise known as the darkest sketch in
television history just how dark can a
sketch acted out by dolls get you may be
asking it’s best never to challenge this
comedy series where the hell have you
been
none of your business none of my
business what begins as an innocent
visit from the tooth fairy
soon transforms into a violent and
painfully morbid experience for one
scared little kid you really have to say
Who I am yeah damn right arisen the
scene then switches focus to two parents
arguing outside the child’s door you
unbelievable bastard
nice yeah I’m gonna shut you up once and
for all and branches off into multiple
endings that become increasingly dark
hey champ
huh okay pack up you and me are going on
vacation uh to Disneyland is this mom
coming Disneyland to help save the mood
the ending of the sketch breaks the
fourth wall and awards the little kid a
huge check for partaking in the darkest
sketch in history yep still mortified
congratulations
this is the darkest sketch in television
history darkest sketch darkest sketch oh
yes yes number four delicious gummy
bears
I’m so happy cuz I’m a gummy bear gummy
bear
life is a gummy bear must be delightful
well at least most of the time
frolicking gleefully through a serene
meadow is a happy pink gummy bear that
stumbles foot first into a less than
friendly bear trap nearly
instantaneously the once joyful gummy
bear enters a world of anger and pain
and screams at the top of its lungs
shortly after coming to grips with its
fate the gummy bear resigns itself to
eating its way out of the trap hmm
goodness I taste delicious only to meet
one more conveniently placed a bear trap
poor bear that wasn’t bad at all
number three the Emperor’s phone call go
for Papa Palpatine you have a collect
call from sure blowing up the Death Star
crippled the Empire terribly but it also
forced one very awkward phone call
between Darth Vader and the Emperor whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa just slow down huh
what do you mean they blew up the Death
Star oh the wacky writers behind Robot
Chicken put their minds to work to
imagine just how such a conversation
would go and let us tell you it’s a lot
more casual than you might expect
well where are you wait a sec you’ve
been flying around for two weeks trying
to get a signal you must smell like feet
wrapped in leathery burnt bacon while
first infuriated the Emperor brings
satire to the ordeal by mocking the
supreme commander for his incompetence
I’m sorry I thought my Dark Lord of the
Sith could protect a small thermal
exhaust port that’s only two meters wide
that thing wasn’t even fully paid off
yet bunnies compelled to stop his brutal
rant when Vader begins to cry over his
failure I get your seven foot two
asthmatic ass back here or I’m gonna
tell everyone what a whiny bitch you
were about Potter mommy a panda bear
whatever the hell her name is Oh JC’s
crying the wussy Ness is strong with
this one
hey come on come on don’t do that just
just look I’m just dealing with a lot of
crap right now a Death Star blown up by
a bunch of teenagers you know I didn’t
mean to snap
number two apocalypse pony are you kids
being bad kids won’t stop misbehaving
consider buying them their very own
apocalypse Pony
this cheerfully lethal toy promises to
deliver the end of days to all the bad
little girls and boys of the world this
comical parody commercial introduces us
to four different apocalypse ponies
pestilence Pony famine Pony war Pony and
death Pony after war Pony gets the
parents attention with a couch fire now
let’s all this racket we’re soon
introduced to the final Pony the end of
the world has never looked so cute and
cuddly
before we unveil our pick for top robot
chicken sketch here are some honorable
mentions all those years of talking
about it and now I’m actually doing
something about it I thought you were
getting help
oh those will not cut through the trip
are you doing
well hello Morty would Billy were you
playing with your morning wood no no
need to be embarrassed honey your dad
has morning wood to using the whole fist
doc it’s what I feared prostate cancer
and it’s advanced
I’m sorry prime but you’re going to die
number one you got Robo served
we need Ultron right away Voltron Force
assemble Oh meaning to save the universe
from a malicious threat earth enlists
the power of Voltron and its
intergalactic dance moves better form
Voltron
right
but once their alien opponent breaks out
its boombox the Voltron team knows it’s
served or get served he’s holding a
weapon never see you one after the other
the two opponents showcase their best
moves
we just got served team Oh that is until
Voltron breaks out its last one come on
man just work it we’re out of moves
time for a desperation measure team out
of desperation and total embarrassment
Voltron just straight-up kills the alien
hey who’s left now biatch so while they
still felt the sting and shame of their
epic serving fortunately they’re able to
laugh it off and in other news tonight
Voltron got totally served do you agree
with our list this one’s coming out of
your ass which Robot Chicken Sketch did
you enjoy the most
for more comedic top 10s published every
day and funny be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
you
stop-motion animation sketch comedy yep
it’s a thing he died flinch
it goes to figure the only way you could
keep a guy stiff is with rigor mortis
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
Robot Chicken sketches stupid quicksand
stupid jungle
I’m gonna bite someone in the face
mother fucker mother
dirt mother fuckers ah fuck for this
list we’re taking a look at the most
memorable sketches from the twisted
minds behind this long-running animated
series number 10
Sailor Moon confronted Queen Beryl needs
your life force in order to take over
the planet Earth anime can get awkwardly
erotic at times and as you can see here
even some kid focused shows fall into
this category
case in point this sketch highlights
just how much unwarranted attention the
Sailor Scouts from Sailor Moon could
attract with their transformation
sequences in the name of the Moon I will
punish oh my god
whether in the heat of the moment or in
battle sailor moons adversary becomes
blatantly aroused oh man Oh making him
both unfit for combat and incredibly
shameful geez I’m so sorry that is so
disrespectful of me you are pretty hot
though she’s only in middle school dude
anime sure is weird number 9
a Scooby Friday well I do what are we
doing here cap Crystal Light here’s a
mystery you might not have heard about
those meddling kids voiced by the actors
who portrayed the characters in the
live-action movie Scooby and the gang
encountered their most murderous
criminal yet when they make their way to
Camp Crystal Lake you should make like
hockey sticks and get the puck out of
here upon meeting camp counselors
Phyllis Diller and Don Knotts Fred
suggests their regular team split up
leaving him and Daphne to do their
regular investigating Shaggy and Scooby
you checked the campground Velma you
checked the woods Daphne now check out
the bunkhouse and have some of that nice
sex until you get back
Scooby and Shaggy are the first to
encounter Jason like sorry man my
mistake
killer right Scoob
while Fred continues to insist that his
Ascot is completely heterosexual if one
more person says something about my ass
got out damn it’s fashionable in the end
Velma’s the one to solve the mystery and
unexpectedly find love oh oh man
Phillips
hey who are we to judge all my friends
are dead they’re dead and I’m still a
virgin a virgin
you know we can fix that number eight
Toy Story 4 okay guys Amy’s almost home
from college for spring break ah Robot
Chicken spoiling childhoods one viewer
at a time in this sketch the lovable
toys from Toy Story are the victims as
it tells the tale of a time where the
young Andi grows up and comes back home
after a semester of college all right
ladies single file button
commander-in-chief on the premises you
mean Obama he’s not my president the
toys are sure happy to see him
but the young adult Andy has brought
home a lady friend H what’s going on a
pair rendering his interest in his
childhood playmates to an all-time low
Buzz Lightyear regrettably gets the
worst more best treatment damn it
I left my favorite toy back at the dorm
he’s favorite toy time to improvise
look leading woody to take obligatory
action to help his dear old pal we’re
gonna play tomorrow you bet pal you bet
number seven the rescue I like you
chicken have you enjoyed meeting all the
characters the show created over its
first five seasons would you like to see
them all steward in a violent and bloody
showdown mama you do well then you’re
gonna love the 100th episode this sketch
begins with the Robot Chicken returning
home to find his wife kidnapped by the
mad scientist
in pursuit of the woman he loves the
Robot Chicken enters a tower and fights
through a horde of the show’s signature
characters are you on your way to a pity
party that was my line from our first
appearance
upon reaching the top of the tower
our cyborg friend defeats his
arch-nemesis and rescues his wife thus
starting a whole new chapter for the
show’s opening sequence number 6 Captain
Planet forget it there’s nothing you can
do maybe I can’t but Captain Planet can
superheroes don’t always show up wearing
capes and spandex some are media tycoons
that had your favorite cable news
networks and Jane anok aside from being
one of the most recognizable names in
the business of television Ted Turner is
an active philanthropist and this sketch
takes that idea and expands on it
captured pattern showing him taking on
the role of Captain Planet and
delivering some Swift justice while
covered in blue paint and green hair dye
Turner terrorizes the city streets how’s
he doing I don’t know he’s on one of
those zip lines oh yeah is that what
they’re called zip lines searching for
eco criminals and threatening the non
eco friendly with violence and death
well at least his cause is Noble just
sign this pledge not to dump any more
sludge and I’ll let you go okay okay
this appears to be an order number five
tooth and consequences this one is
otherwise known as the darkest sketch in
television history just how dark can a
sketch acted out by dolls get you may be
asking it’s best never to challenge this
comedy series where the hell have you
been
none of your business none of my
business what begins as an innocent
visit from the tooth fairy
soon transforms into a violent and
painfully morbid experience for one
scared little kid you really have to say
Who I am yeah damn right arisen the
scene then switches focus to two parents
arguing outside the child’s door you
unbelievable bastard
nice yeah I’m gonna shut you up once and
for all and branches off into multiple
endings that become increasingly dark
hey champ
huh okay pack up you and me are going on
vacation uh to Disneyland is this mom
coming Disneyland to help save the mood
the ending of the sketch breaks the
fourth wall and awards the little kid a
huge check for partaking in the darkest
sketch in history yep still mortified
congratulations
this is the darkest sketch in television
history darkest sketch darkest sketch oh
yes yes number four delicious gummy
bears
I’m so happy cuz I’m a gummy bear gummy
bear
life is a gummy bear must be delightful
well at least most of the time
frolicking gleefully through a serene
meadow is a happy pink gummy bear that
stumbles foot first into a less than
friendly bear trap nearly
instantaneously the once joyful gummy
bear enters a world of anger and pain
and screams at the top of its lungs
shortly after coming to grips with its
fate the gummy bear resigns itself to
eating its way out of the trap hmm
goodness I taste delicious only to meet
one more conveniently placed a bear trap
poor bear that wasn’t bad at all
number three the Emperor’s phone call go
for Papa Palpatine you have a collect
call from sure blowing up the Death Star
crippled the Empire terribly but it also
forced one very awkward phone call
between Darth Vader and the Emperor whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa just slow down huh
what do you mean they blew up the Death
Star oh the wacky writers behind Robot
Chicken put their minds to work to
imagine just how such a conversation
would go and let us tell you it’s a lot
more casual than you might expect
well where are you wait a sec you’ve
been flying around for two weeks trying
to get a signal you must smell like feet
wrapped in leathery burnt bacon while
first infuriated the Emperor brings
satire to the ordeal by mocking the
supreme commander for his incompetence
I’m sorry I thought my Dark Lord of the
Sith could protect a small thermal
exhaust port that’s only two meters wide
that thing wasn’t even fully paid off
yet bunnies compelled to stop his brutal
rant when Vader begins to cry over his
failure I get your seven foot two
asthmatic ass back here or I’m gonna
tell everyone what a whiny bitch you
were about Potter mommy a panda bear
whatever the hell her name is Oh JC’s
crying the wussy Ness is strong with
this one
hey come on come on don’t do that just
just look I’m just dealing with a lot of
crap right now a Death Star blown up by
a bunch of teenagers you know I didn’t
mean to snap
number two apocalypse pony are you kids
being bad kids won’t stop misbehaving
consider buying them their very own
apocalypse Pony
this cheerfully lethal toy promises to
deliver the end of days to all the bad
little girls and boys of the world this
comical parody commercial introduces us
to four different apocalypse ponies
pestilence Pony famine Pony war Pony and
death Pony after war Pony gets the
parents attention with a couch fire now
let’s all this racket we’re soon
introduced to the final Pony the end of
the world has never looked so cute and
cuddly
before we unveil our pick for top robot
chicken sketch here are some honorable
mentions all those years of talking
about it and now I’m actually doing
something about it I thought you were
getting help
oh those will not cut through the trip
are you doing
well hello Morty would Billy were you
playing with your morning wood no no
need to be embarrassed honey your dad
has morning wood to using the whole fist
doc it’s what I feared prostate cancer
and it’s advanced
I’m sorry prime but you’re going to die
number one you got Robo served
we need Ultron right away Voltron Force
assemble Oh meaning to save the universe
from a malicious threat earth enlists
the power of Voltron and its
intergalactic dance moves better form
Voltron
right
but once their alien opponent breaks out
its boombox the Voltron team knows it’s
served or get served he’s holding a
weapon never see you one after the other
the two opponents showcase their best
moves
we just got served team Oh that is until
Voltron breaks out its last one come on
man just work it we’re out of moves
time for a desperation measure team out
of desperation and total embarrassment
Voltron just straight-up kills the alien
hey who’s left now biatch so while they
still felt the sting and shame of their
epic serving fortunately they’re able to
laugh it off and in other news tonight
Voltron got totally served do you agree
with our list this one’s coming out of
your ass which Robot Chicken Sketch did
you enjoy the most
for more comedic top 10s published every
day and funny be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
you
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