they say that with great power comes
great responsibility but what about
those heroes whose powers are well not
so great welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top ten ridiculous superhero powers
for this list we found the weirdest and
most bizarre powers wielded by comic
book heroes that likely have little to
no practical use in a battle setting or
at least they’re so poorly presented by
the creators they seem ridiculous now
let’s get ready for some last number 10
madam fatal
madam fatal popped up in the first issue
of crack comics way back in 1940 despite
her name the good madam isn’t a woman at
all she’s an actor who fights crime by
naturally dressing up as a frail old
lady transvestitism isn’t actually a
power but madam fatal has a sidekick
parrot with a ridiculous power he can
recite Shakespeare very handy forsooth
amazingly madam fatal rant for almost
two years must have been the parrot
number nine bouncing boy the comic
relief of the Legion of super-heroes
bouncing boy has the amazing ability to
inflate his already ample figure into a
giant ball and bounce all over the place
seriously unless the Legion was attacked
by a bunch of giant bowling pins was
there ever any use for this guy and
somehow blubber-boy a bouncing boy
managed to win over duo damsel one of
the legions choicest heroines you know
in the right circumstances bouncing must
have some interesting advantages number
eight hindsight lad part of Marvel’s new
Warriors team hindsight lad has the
awesome ability to tell you just what
you did wrong and how you could have
done it better dude do you have any idea
how annoying that is everyone’s a Monday
Morning Quarterback call us when you
come up with a way to fight the bad guys
in advance for
other than when it’s all over number
seven dog welder dog welder is part of
DC section eight a comically bizarre
group of heroes and he has the ability
to weld dead dogs to a person now this
is just wrong
plate four rather black laughs dog
welder doesn’t have much personality he
doesn’t really speak and he doesn’t come
alive except when he’s got a deceased
canine and a torch in his hands hey at
least it gets him out of the house
number six Thunderer so it’s the early
1940s you’re a radio operator who’s
worried about crooks and Nazis what do
you do put on a costume with a built-in
microphone of course one that lets you
talk really really loud and that’s the
Thunderer a short-lived Marvel character
okay it’s true that its power could
knock down a building but nobody likes a
loudmouth number five zeitgeist ever
have one of those dates where you’re
leaning over for a kiss and without
warning you spew a ton of acid in your
partner’s face yes either but it
happened to this dude Alex Clooney and
he did the only sensible thing when
faced with such adversity he adopted the
name zeitgeist and started throwing up
all over baddies as part of x-force memo
to zeitgeist stock up on the mouthwash
number four Dazzler never create a
superhero in collaboration with a record
company
Dazzler was created by Marvel and
Casablanca Records home of Donna Summer
and the Village People and yes she was a
superhero and a disco star for power
taking rocking hot music and making it
into Light Beings it’s actually a great
power to have if you own a disco and
your mirror ball breaks number three
color kid a member of the legion of
substitute heroes color kid can change
the color of any object and well that’s
it actually it’s not a great power but
it comes in handy when okay hold on
let’s say some super villain is wearing
a costume that clashes so much it really
hurts your eyes color kid could change
the colors into something harmonious
making it easier to fight the baddie
or not number two arm fall off Boy Color
kid at least has a home with the legion
of substitute heroes but even they don’t
want arm fall off boy his name doesn’t
lie his power is detaching his arm and
using it to whack evildoers unlike most
of the other heroes on this list arm
fall off boys power was intended to be a
joke at least that’s what they claimed
before we unmasked our top pick here are
a few honorable or dishonorable mentions
you
number one Squirrel Girl give it up for
Squirrel Girl
she can twitch her tail like no one’s
business chew through all the bark you
want and tell her deepest secrets to the
squirrels but then so could rocket J
squirrel the rocky didn’t have his own
gyrocopter called of course the squirrel
a gig
seriously squirrels are cute but if
their abilities were so awesome they’d
be the ones tossing nuts to us do you
agree with our picks
what other superheroes with lame or
Ludacris powers should we have
considered for this list for more
enthralling top 10s published daily be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
great responsibility but what about
those heroes whose powers are well not
so great welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top ten ridiculous superhero powers
for this list we found the weirdest and
most bizarre powers wielded by comic
book heroes that likely have little to
no practical use in a battle setting or
at least they’re so poorly presented by
the creators they seem ridiculous now
let’s get ready for some last number 10
madam fatal
madam fatal popped up in the first issue
of crack comics way back in 1940 despite
her name the good madam isn’t a woman at
all she’s an actor who fights crime by
naturally dressing up as a frail old
lady transvestitism isn’t actually a
power but madam fatal has a sidekick
parrot with a ridiculous power he can
recite Shakespeare very handy forsooth
amazingly madam fatal rant for almost
two years must have been the parrot
number nine bouncing boy the comic
relief of the Legion of super-heroes
bouncing boy has the amazing ability to
inflate his already ample figure into a
giant ball and bounce all over the place
seriously unless the Legion was attacked
by a bunch of giant bowling pins was
there ever any use for this guy and
somehow blubber-boy a bouncing boy
managed to win over duo damsel one of
the legions choicest heroines you know
in the right circumstances bouncing must
have some interesting advantages number
eight hindsight lad part of Marvel’s new
Warriors team hindsight lad has the
awesome ability to tell you just what
you did wrong and how you could have
done it better dude do you have any idea
how annoying that is everyone’s a Monday
Morning Quarterback call us when you
come up with a way to fight the bad guys
in advance for
other than when it’s all over number
seven dog welder dog welder is part of
DC section eight a comically bizarre
group of heroes and he has the ability
to weld dead dogs to a person now this
is just wrong
plate four rather black laughs dog
welder doesn’t have much personality he
doesn’t really speak and he doesn’t come
alive except when he’s got a deceased
canine and a torch in his hands hey at
least it gets him out of the house
number six Thunderer so it’s the early
1940s you’re a radio operator who’s
worried about crooks and Nazis what do
you do put on a costume with a built-in
microphone of course one that lets you
talk really really loud and that’s the
Thunderer a short-lived Marvel character
okay it’s true that its power could
knock down a building but nobody likes a
loudmouth number five zeitgeist ever
have one of those dates where you’re
leaning over for a kiss and without
warning you spew a ton of acid in your
partner’s face yes either but it
happened to this dude Alex Clooney and
he did the only sensible thing when
faced with such adversity he adopted the
name zeitgeist and started throwing up
all over baddies as part of x-force memo
to zeitgeist stock up on the mouthwash
number four Dazzler never create a
superhero in collaboration with a record
company
Dazzler was created by Marvel and
Casablanca Records home of Donna Summer
and the Village People and yes she was a
superhero and a disco star for power
taking rocking hot music and making it
into Light Beings it’s actually a great
power to have if you own a disco and
your mirror ball breaks number three
color kid a member of the legion of
substitute heroes color kid can change
the color of any object and well that’s
it actually it’s not a great power but
it comes in handy when okay hold on
let’s say some super villain is wearing
a costume that clashes so much it really
hurts your eyes color kid could change
the colors into something harmonious
making it easier to fight the baddie
or not number two arm fall off Boy Color
kid at least has a home with the legion
of substitute heroes but even they don’t
want arm fall off boy his name doesn’t
lie his power is detaching his arm and
using it to whack evildoers unlike most
of the other heroes on this list arm
fall off boys power was intended to be a
joke at least that’s what they claimed
before we unmasked our top pick here are
a few honorable or dishonorable mentions
you
number one Squirrel Girl give it up for
Squirrel Girl
she can twitch her tail like no one’s
business chew through all the bark you
want and tell her deepest secrets to the
squirrels but then so could rocket J
squirrel the rocky didn’t have his own
gyrocopter called of course the squirrel
a gig
seriously squirrels are cute but if
their abilities were so awesome they’d
be the ones tossing nuts to us do you
agree with our picks
what other superheroes with lame or
Ludacris powers should we have
considered for this list for more
enthralling top 10s published daily be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
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