truth is relative especially in North
Korea welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top ten hilarious lies north korea has
told the world before we begin we
publish new videos every day so be sure
to subscribe for more great content for
this list we’re looking at absurd pieces
of fiction that official or
authoritative North Korean sources have
claimed as true number 10 Kim jong-il
was the greatest at everything why is
everyone so stupid Kim jong-il North
Korea’s leader from 1994 until his death
in 2011 was amazing at well everything
look how much they rub my show the
entire audience is so captivated
according to official biography he could
walk at just three weeks old and talk at
eight and that’s not all as a college
student he wrote 1,500 books in three
years and composed six operas that are
apparently quote better than any in the
history of music better what do you
think but his most incredible
achievement might be scoring 38 under
par on his first ever round of golf
including 11 holes in one so is it any
surprise that the first time he bowled
he scored a perfect 300 incredible
number 9 Kim jong-un was a child genius
like father like son
when Kim jong-un Kim Jong Il successors
took over leadership he needed some
legends of his own in 2015 a manual
called Kim Jong Un’s revolutionary
activities was issued to teachers
directing them to instruct students that
their new supreme leader could drive a
car at just three years old the account
does raise some questions was he
actually driving or just in the car when
jong-il forgot to put on the handbrake
was it a motor car a pedal car Kim
jong-un has also braved the high seas
where he won at least one yacht race
against a foreign executive when he was
nine years old
number 8 Kim jong-il had a strange
superpower as your stomach ever hurt
from holding in gas
when Kim jong-il went out on date he
never had that problem in fact according
to his official biography he never
pooped for feed he works so hard he
burns the energy from inside you tell me
my man does everything a poop his
dazzling physique was so efficient he
excelled neither number one number two
nor any fraction in between Jong Il’s
incredible mind control extended from
his vows to the weather as well which
broke you today changed with his mood
perhaps that’s not surprising
considering the man was born on a
volcanic mountain in North Korea beneath
a blazing star and a double rainbow hmm
so much for record stating he was born
in a small fishing village in the Soviet
Union boring number seven North Korea
has a wonder drug that makes people
taller for a guy that was 5 foot 3 Kim
jong-il really hated short people hmm
maybe that explains his pappad or hair
and platform shoes anyway according to a
former tutor in preparation for the
world festival of youth and students in
1989 Kim jong-il removed disabled
residents from the capital and
commissioned pamphlets advertising
obscure for shortness but surprise it
was a trap respondents were exiled to
uninhabited island several defectors
allege that the government has
established a remote dwarf village for
people less than 4 feet tall residents
are forced to undergo sterilization so
they do not pollute the quote purity of
the race number six parliamentary
elections are democratic after World War
two the Allies divided Korea into two
zones the Soviet occupied north and u.s.
occupied cells in 1948 the Democratic
People’s Republic of Korea was born
under dictator Kim il-sung the chest
House Democratic is North Korea well
according to the always reliable Korean
Central News Agency democracy in the
one-party state is thriving
the 2014 parliamentary elections boasted
a 99.9 7 turn out with 100 percent of
voters approving the candidates chosen
for their districts of course there was
only one name on each ballot in North
Korean elections voters can reject
candidates by crossing their name off
with a red pen or by dropping their
ballots into a different box all under
the watchful eye of government officials
shockingly not one person did now that’s
democracy number 5
North Korea has a cure for AIDS how do
they do it another scientific
breakthrough from North Korea with the
Korean Central News Agency recently
reporting that state scientists have
developed a cure for AIDS
also MERS a viral respiratory disease
and bird flu and Ebola and tuberculosis
and cancer they got a cure for cancer
see it’s all fake oh yeah and quote harm
from computers in short except for
shortness if you’ve got it North Korea
can fix it because as manufacturer and
distributor pudong pharmaceutical
company puts it quote everyone has the
right to be healthy called Combe down to
the drugs ingredients include ginseng
grown from fertilizer mixed with rare
earth elements and quote micro
quantities of gold and platinum because
of course it does are low goal number 4
Kim jong-il is the inventor of
hamburgers where was an Ansel Graham
president what would you do if you
controlled everything that people knew
if you could make people believe
anything you wanted our current remarks
tell them you invented hamburgers
obviously in the late 90s North Korea
suffered a brutal famine causing
widespread malnutrition that continues
today according to state-run newspaper
minjoo jousan in 2000 Kim jong-il
created a sandwich to provide quality
food for university students he called
it double bread with meat otherwise
known as a hamburger hamburger the
cornerstone of any nutritious price this
also raises a number of unanswered
questions
did he also invent fries did he also
invent the deep fried apple pie
why not claim to have also invented
chocolate her Oreos command to the
possibility number three Kim jong-il
fashion sense made him a global icon
remember 2010 the year that Kim Jong
Il’s trademarked a key tunic with
matching pants took the fashion world by
storm from the catwalks of Paris to the
streets of New York the Kim Jong Il look
made being fashionable a breeze at least
according to a North Korean state
controlled web site which claimed that
the Supreme Leader’s iconic look had
become a popular fashion trend across
the globe thanks to the great generals
aura of greatness so this might not have
been entirely true and a quick look in
any direction would seem to thoroughly
debunk it
number two North Korea discovered a
unicorn layer in 2012 Korean media
reported that archaeologists had
reconfirmed the existence of a unicorn
layer where King dong-myung founder of
the ancient Koguryo kingdom rode a
unicorn how they know it was a unicorn
layer was there rainbow hair a stool
sample consisting of skittles that is e
to the Z who tweeted it disgusting nope
the words were carved into the stone to
be fair the word unicorn was actually a
translation of the Korean word TV a
different mythical hard creature some
commentators argued the report was meant
only to reconfirm the location of a
historical site that are translated as
Keating’s grotto intended or not the
news outlets wording seemed to implicate
the existence of such a creature but
would it be so bad if North Korea were
right about this one that the mummy and
daddy would be another pet unicorn
gaming number one they hate us because
they hate us the world envies North
Korean prosperity happy general math
games spectators are treated to a
breathtaking spectacle of artistic and
athletic performance that reinforces the
state’s claim that North Korea is a
happy prosperous and enviable nation in
fact outside the capital poverty is
extensive and malnutrition is
spread regardless state propaganda also
insists the deceased leader Kim jong-il
was revered around the world after all
everyone loves the guy who invented
hamburgers what can you have against the
man who didn’t poop in reality Kim
jong-il lived a life of the rich and
famous while hundreds of thousands of
his people died of famine and North
Korea was accused of having one of the
worst Human Rights records in the world
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Korea welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top ten hilarious lies north korea has
told the world before we begin we
publish new videos every day so be sure
to subscribe for more great content for
this list we’re looking at absurd pieces
of fiction that official or
authoritative North Korean sources have
claimed as true number 10 Kim jong-il
was the greatest at everything why is
everyone so stupid Kim jong-il North
Korea’s leader from 1994 until his death
in 2011 was amazing at well everything
look how much they rub my show the
entire audience is so captivated
according to official biography he could
walk at just three weeks old and talk at
eight and that’s not all as a college
student he wrote 1,500 books in three
years and composed six operas that are
apparently quote better than any in the
history of music better what do you
think but his most incredible
achievement might be scoring 38 under
par on his first ever round of golf
including 11 holes in one so is it any
surprise that the first time he bowled
he scored a perfect 300 incredible
number 9 Kim jong-un was a child genius
like father like son
when Kim jong-un Kim Jong Il successors
took over leadership he needed some
legends of his own in 2015 a manual
called Kim Jong Un’s revolutionary
activities was issued to teachers
directing them to instruct students that
their new supreme leader could drive a
car at just three years old the account
does raise some questions was he
actually driving or just in the car when
jong-il forgot to put on the handbrake
was it a motor car a pedal car Kim
jong-un has also braved the high seas
where he won at least one yacht race
against a foreign executive when he was
nine years old
number 8 Kim jong-il had a strange
superpower as your stomach ever hurt
from holding in gas
when Kim jong-il went out on date he
never had that problem in fact according
to his official biography he never
pooped for feed he works so hard he
burns the energy from inside you tell me
my man does everything a poop his
dazzling physique was so efficient he
excelled neither number one number two
nor any fraction in between Jong Il’s
incredible mind control extended from
his vows to the weather as well which
broke you today changed with his mood
perhaps that’s not surprising
considering the man was born on a
volcanic mountain in North Korea beneath
a blazing star and a double rainbow hmm
so much for record stating he was born
in a small fishing village in the Soviet
Union boring number seven North Korea
has a wonder drug that makes people
taller for a guy that was 5 foot 3 Kim
jong-il really hated short people hmm
maybe that explains his pappad or hair
and platform shoes anyway according to a
former tutor in preparation for the
world festival of youth and students in
1989 Kim jong-il removed disabled
residents from the capital and
commissioned pamphlets advertising
obscure for shortness but surprise it
was a trap respondents were exiled to
uninhabited island several defectors
allege that the government has
established a remote dwarf village for
people less than 4 feet tall residents
are forced to undergo sterilization so
they do not pollute the quote purity of
the race number six parliamentary
elections are democratic after World War
two the Allies divided Korea into two
zones the Soviet occupied north and u.s.
occupied cells in 1948 the Democratic
People’s Republic of Korea was born
under dictator Kim il-sung the chest
House Democratic is North Korea well
according to the always reliable Korean
Central News Agency democracy in the
one-party state is thriving
the 2014 parliamentary elections boasted
a 99.9 7 turn out with 100 percent of
voters approving the candidates chosen
for their districts of course there was
only one name on each ballot in North
Korean elections voters can reject
candidates by crossing their name off
with a red pen or by dropping their
ballots into a different box all under
the watchful eye of government officials
shockingly not one person did now that’s
democracy number 5
North Korea has a cure for AIDS how do
they do it another scientific
breakthrough from North Korea with the
Korean Central News Agency recently
reporting that state scientists have
developed a cure for AIDS
also MERS a viral respiratory disease
and bird flu and Ebola and tuberculosis
and cancer they got a cure for cancer
see it’s all fake oh yeah and quote harm
from computers in short except for
shortness if you’ve got it North Korea
can fix it because as manufacturer and
distributor pudong pharmaceutical
company puts it quote everyone has the
right to be healthy called Combe down to
the drugs ingredients include ginseng
grown from fertilizer mixed with rare
earth elements and quote micro
quantities of gold and platinum because
of course it does are low goal number 4
Kim jong-il is the inventor of
hamburgers where was an Ansel Graham
president what would you do if you
controlled everything that people knew
if you could make people believe
anything you wanted our current remarks
tell them you invented hamburgers
obviously in the late 90s North Korea
suffered a brutal famine causing
widespread malnutrition that continues
today according to state-run newspaper
minjoo jousan in 2000 Kim jong-il
created a sandwich to provide quality
food for university students he called
it double bread with meat otherwise
known as a hamburger hamburger the
cornerstone of any nutritious price this
also raises a number of unanswered
questions
did he also invent fries did he also
invent the deep fried apple pie
why not claim to have also invented
chocolate her Oreos command to the
possibility number three Kim jong-il
fashion sense made him a global icon
remember 2010 the year that Kim Jong
Il’s trademarked a key tunic with
matching pants took the fashion world by
storm from the catwalks of Paris to the
streets of New York the Kim Jong Il look
made being fashionable a breeze at least
according to a North Korean state
controlled web site which claimed that
the Supreme Leader’s iconic look had
become a popular fashion trend across
the globe thanks to the great generals
aura of greatness so this might not have
been entirely true and a quick look in
any direction would seem to thoroughly
debunk it
number two North Korea discovered a
unicorn layer in 2012 Korean media
reported that archaeologists had
reconfirmed the existence of a unicorn
layer where King dong-myung founder of
the ancient Koguryo kingdom rode a
unicorn how they know it was a unicorn
layer was there rainbow hair a stool
sample consisting of skittles that is e
to the Z who tweeted it disgusting nope
the words were carved into the stone to
be fair the word unicorn was actually a
translation of the Korean word TV a
different mythical hard creature some
commentators argued the report was meant
only to reconfirm the location of a
historical site that are translated as
Keating’s grotto intended or not the
news outlets wording seemed to implicate
the existence of such a creature but
would it be so bad if North Korea were
right about this one that the mummy and
daddy would be another pet unicorn
gaming number one they hate us because
they hate us the world envies North
Korean prosperity happy general math
games spectators are treated to a
breathtaking spectacle of artistic and
athletic performance that reinforces the
state’s claim that North Korea is a
happy prosperous and enviable nation in
fact outside the capital poverty is
extensive and malnutrition is
spread regardless state propaganda also
insists the deceased leader Kim jong-il
was revered around the world after all
everyone loves the guy who invented
hamburgers what can you have against the
man who didn’t poop in reality Kim
jong-il lived a life of the rich and
famous while hundreds of thousands of
his people died of famine and North
Korea was accused of having one of the
worst Human Rights records in the world
do you agree with our picks check out
these other great clips from WatchMojo
and subscribe for new videos every day
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