what about you I’d like to know more
about you there’s really not much to
know about me look at me I am close the
blinds dim the lights and turn the
volume down low oh my welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 ridiculous
Fifty Shades of Grey facts for this list
we’ll be focusing on the 2011 al James
erotic novel that took the world by
storm and will be listing a few bizarre
hilarious or flat-out ridiculous facts
about the franchise be sure to have your
whips at the ready thank you the new
trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey
we’re already getting to thumbs up I
just don’t want to know we’re number 10
tie-in products what is a party without
some wine right a little vino
well the makers of the Fifty Shades of
Grey wine have felt the need to of
course supersize it building on the
popularity of her already successful
brand author EL James launched a 50
shades of grey wine label featuring two
flavors red satin and white silk oh my
sounds like mud kind of wine there you
go these wines pick up on story elements
in the novel and can of course be
enjoyed while reading your favorite
edition of Fifty Shades however buyer
beware some reputable critics have
described it as tasting like pain and
wet saddle leather YUM cheers you guys
salud salud bet it on a completely
different tack if you’ve got a little
one you can now dress him or her in the
perfect outfit the Fifty Shades inspired
onesie these onesies range from nine
months ago my mommy read Fifty Shades of
Grey – I’m a product of Fifty Shades of
Grey indeed it’s actually very nice
where are the restraints um I think I
left them back there we’re going to
commercial then get back there number
nine the Fifty Shades effect it is very
much first and foremost an erotic
phenomenon and people are going to be
hungry for what’s the next thing the
story of Christian Grey and Anastasia
Steele has not only stimulated book
sales around the world it’s also boosted
sales of sex toys they do started to
rise between 30 and 70 percent again
very exciting movement so at that point
we knew it was a fifty Shades of graphic
helping more adventurous sex become
mainstream
James novels also impacted sales of
things like whips handcuffs paddles and
even pleasure beads significantly around
the world it seems that couples were
more than ready to explore the world of
BDSM as the Fifty Shades effect swept
through the bedrooms of the world but
apparently it’s increased the amount of
sexual diseases to bola okay of course
it’s also credited with causing a rise
and sexually transmitted diseases
especially among the over 50 crowd oh my
the book hasn’t doesn’t sell unsafe sex
listen this is the part of the show
where I just read number eight a midlife
crisis project how do you think your
life is gonna change um have you thought
about that
mmm no no I haven’t really had a chance
to think about that um but you know it’s
going to uh I’m not sure how well you’ll
have a lot more money II L James has
gone on the record as saying that Fifty
Shades was her version of a midlife
crisis last time we checked a midlife
crisis typically included vast amounts
of spending a fancy car and an
inappropriate affair not a reported
income of ninety five million dollars in
2013 alone that’s right
95 million dollars more than Michael Bay
Jerry Bruckheimer and Lady gaga in the
same period to put it in perspective and
on top of that Universal Pictures is
also rumored to have bestowed mrs. James
with a five million dollar paycheck for
the movie rights to her story
really number seven less than perfect
prose Anna as a character really only
has two default positions when when
something pleases or she’ll say oh my
and when something’s bad she’ll say Oh
God
unfortunately Fifty Shades of Grey will
never win a Nobel Prize in Literature
over my stomach between my thighs with
as long fingered heads oh my this might
have something to do with the fact that
the words
oh my appear in that order a whopping
one hundred and seventy eight times in
the Fifty Shades book series oh my oh my
my my sentences like her curiosity
losses through the phone leave readers
wondering if curiosity really can use
further confusion ensues as the book
which is set in Seattle with American
characters is littered with British
slang terms and expressions like
throwing toys out of the pram and reread
his epistle he steps out his converse
shoes and reaches down and takes his
socks off individually Christine grace
feet Wow
what is it about naked feet number six
celebrity readings I don’t think you’re
clean enough now he murmurs and he stops
because I have other pants for you
Anastasia what no no no no no my
breathing is ragged turn around
I need washing – what Oh mine but I was
that’s not fair
the sexcapades of a dominant businessman
and his submissive college girl lover
have not only inspired legions of fans
to dabble in BDSM they also whipped up
several celebrity fans many of whom have
shown their love for the book through
readings and parodies are the
possibilities my inner goddess roars and
from somewhere born in frustration need
and sheer still bravery I pushed him
onto the iMac hey yeah oh yes one can
listen to the soothing voice of Gilbert
Gottfried as he takes you through the
luscious world of Fifty Shades holy is
this wrong
but holy hell is it ironic
better yet I’m George Takei accompany
you on your reading journey with his
signature
oh my grabbing my upper thighs he forces
my legs apart I groan loudly feeling his
tongue circling my clitoris
oh my or perhaps you’d rather enjoy
watching Ellen DeGeneres portray the
leading lady in Fifty Shades maybe not
oh it was popcorn that’s okay number
five movie casting Fiasco what was he
like he was polite intense smart really
intimidating there’s no business like
show business and that saying could not
be more true than when it’s applied to
the Fifty Shades casting debacle
after much public debate casting calls
and tears Charlie Hunnam and Dakota
Johnson were cast in the lead roles this
is blowing my mind
unfortunately this pairing didn’t last
long as Hunnam backed out of the role in
order to focus on his Sons of Anarchy
part right after much soul-searching the
part was eventually given to Jamie
Dornan a former underwear model for
Calvin Klein and lead serial killer in
the popular British crime drama the fall
Jim a busy night good to see ya
number four online petitions avid
readers who describe themselves as grey
cest who spread the word like gospel
with a fan base as exuberant and hungry
as that of Fifty Shades it was only
natural that dissension within the ranks
would occur at some interval in this
case the breaking point came with the
official casting of the lead characters
is it true Mila that you’re interested
in being in the film version of Fifty
Shades of Grey no I’m not disinterested
in fact a petition on change.org was
launched demanding the roles of
Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele be
asked with Matt Bomer and Alexis Bledel
in place of Hunnam and Johnson couldn’t
handle a woman stay here by the time the
petition had closed it had amassed a
mind-blowing 93 thousand signatures the
petition pushing for all Target stores
to stop selling the book altogether only
has 77 hundred signatures yes indeed
while he’s totally flattered by all the
love he won’t be taking over for Charlie
he said quote I’m so grateful for the
fans and touched I’m looking forward to
seeing the movie with Charlie and Dakota
number three most watched trailer of
2014 – what do you owe your success the
exercise control in all things miss
Steele must be really boring in a year
that saw trailers released for Star Wars
The Force awakens Jurassic world and
Avengers age of Ultron a literal teaser
trailer for a little movie by the name
of Fifty Shades of Grey came out on top
in terms of online views with 93 million
sure to be fair it was released early in
the year but we guess there are a lot of
hot and bothered moms in the world just
salivating to catch even a glimpse of
this fantasy world I guess I’m sexy and
crazy the public was further teased when
Universal Pictures released an extended
trailer during the Golden Globes
surprising fans with enticing glimpses
of previously unseen characters young
number two Fifty Shades hits 100 million
copies sold book review section on eBook
numbers 1 2 & 3 are your three books
well gosh a year before it’s movie
adaptation was scheduled to hit theaters
the Fifty Shades of Grey book trilogy
had already sold over 100 million copies
worldwide think of it this way Fifty
Shades has sold more copies than books
like Lolita To Kill a Mockingbird The Da
Vinci Code and The Catcher in the Rye
it’s also become the fastest selling
paperback ever and the best-selling book
ever in Britain over even the likes of
Harry Potter got take down below what’s
happened quite the accomplishment for
something that started as a midlife
crisis project this it’s an erotic
trilogy why these three books broke out
people really don’t know before we get
to our top fact here are a few honorable
mentions and what do you think of mommy
porn me of course I’m reading it are you
well the Motion Picture Association of
America has now officially rated Fifty
Shades of Grey are for strong sexual
content including dialogue some unusual
behavior and graphic nudity and for
language the damson Dayne Hotel in
England has replaced bedside Bibles with
the erotic book in all of the 40 guest
rooms
oh I’ve downloaded all the Fifty Shades
of Grey novels and for the first time I
could take some guilty pleasure and just
read I’m thinking stop with the story
get to the juicy part hey Oprah I was
thinking the same thing
number one origins as Twilight fan
fiction carefully doing this my inner
goddess roars and from somewhere born in
frustration need and sheer steal braver
aiya pushing on the bone Wow
something you may not know about the
world’s most popular erotic novels is
that the series began its days as
Twilight fan fiction Fifty Shades is
just like Twilight except instead of
trakula’s and werewolves you’ve got ball
gags and full body latex domination
suits
that’s right the main characters in e/l
James story were originally Edward
Cullen and Bella Swan and the story was
initially posted on popular fanfiction
forums as you can imagine
due to its copious amount of sex and
general inappropriateness genes was
forced to take it down she then revamped
the plot get it changing character names
and characteristics before rebranding it
as master of the universe however the
author of the Twilight series Stephenie
Meyer who is a devout Mormon who doesn’t
smoke or drink has since stated that she
won’t read Fifty Shades of Grey as she
considers it not her kind of book but
based on the sails her approval isn’t
necessary it’s really not my kind of
book not my thing do you agree with our
list which Fifty Shades facts did you
find the most ridiculous for more
titillating top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
Wyatt he orders not taking his eyes off
mine
he scrunches my panties in his head
holds them up to his nose and inhales
deeply
you
about you there’s really not much to
know about me look at me I am close the
blinds dim the lights and turn the
volume down low oh my welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 ridiculous
Fifty Shades of Grey facts for this list
we’ll be focusing on the 2011 al James
erotic novel that took the world by
storm and will be listing a few bizarre
hilarious or flat-out ridiculous facts
about the franchise be sure to have your
whips at the ready thank you the new
trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey
we’re already getting to thumbs up I
just don’t want to know we’re number 10
tie-in products what is a party without
some wine right a little vino
well the makers of the Fifty Shades of
Grey wine have felt the need to of
course supersize it building on the
popularity of her already successful
brand author EL James launched a 50
shades of grey wine label featuring two
flavors red satin and white silk oh my
sounds like mud kind of wine there you
go these wines pick up on story elements
in the novel and can of course be
enjoyed while reading your favorite
edition of Fifty Shades however buyer
beware some reputable critics have
described it as tasting like pain and
wet saddle leather YUM cheers you guys
salud salud bet it on a completely
different tack if you’ve got a little
one you can now dress him or her in the
perfect outfit the Fifty Shades inspired
onesie these onesies range from nine
months ago my mommy read Fifty Shades of
Grey – I’m a product of Fifty Shades of
Grey indeed it’s actually very nice
where are the restraints um I think I
left them back there we’re going to
commercial then get back there number
nine the Fifty Shades effect it is very
much first and foremost an erotic
phenomenon and people are going to be
hungry for what’s the next thing the
story of Christian Grey and Anastasia
Steele has not only stimulated book
sales around the world it’s also boosted
sales of sex toys they do started to
rise between 30 and 70 percent again
very exciting movement so at that point
we knew it was a fifty Shades of graphic
helping more adventurous sex become
mainstream
James novels also impacted sales of
things like whips handcuffs paddles and
even pleasure beads significantly around
the world it seems that couples were
more than ready to explore the world of
BDSM as the Fifty Shades effect swept
through the bedrooms of the world but
apparently it’s increased the amount of
sexual diseases to bola okay of course
it’s also credited with causing a rise
and sexually transmitted diseases
especially among the over 50 crowd oh my
the book hasn’t doesn’t sell unsafe sex
listen this is the part of the show
where I just read number eight a midlife
crisis project how do you think your
life is gonna change um have you thought
about that
mmm no no I haven’t really had a chance
to think about that um but you know it’s
going to uh I’m not sure how well you’ll
have a lot more money II L James has
gone on the record as saying that Fifty
Shades was her version of a midlife
crisis last time we checked a midlife
crisis typically included vast amounts
of spending a fancy car and an
inappropriate affair not a reported
income of ninety five million dollars in
2013 alone that’s right
95 million dollars more than Michael Bay
Jerry Bruckheimer and Lady gaga in the
same period to put it in perspective and
on top of that Universal Pictures is
also rumored to have bestowed mrs. James
with a five million dollar paycheck for
the movie rights to her story
really number seven less than perfect
prose Anna as a character really only
has two default positions when when
something pleases or she’ll say oh my
and when something’s bad she’ll say Oh
God
unfortunately Fifty Shades of Grey will
never win a Nobel Prize in Literature
over my stomach between my thighs with
as long fingered heads oh my this might
have something to do with the fact that
the words
oh my appear in that order a whopping
one hundred and seventy eight times in
the Fifty Shades book series oh my oh my
my my sentences like her curiosity
losses through the phone leave readers
wondering if curiosity really can use
further confusion ensues as the book
which is set in Seattle with American
characters is littered with British
slang terms and expressions like
throwing toys out of the pram and reread
his epistle he steps out his converse
shoes and reaches down and takes his
socks off individually Christine grace
feet Wow
what is it about naked feet number six
celebrity readings I don’t think you’re
clean enough now he murmurs and he stops
because I have other pants for you
Anastasia what no no no no no my
breathing is ragged turn around
I need washing – what Oh mine but I was
that’s not fair
the sexcapades of a dominant businessman
and his submissive college girl lover
have not only inspired legions of fans
to dabble in BDSM they also whipped up
several celebrity fans many of whom have
shown their love for the book through
readings and parodies are the
possibilities my inner goddess roars and
from somewhere born in frustration need
and sheer still bravery I pushed him
onto the iMac hey yeah oh yes one can
listen to the soothing voice of Gilbert
Gottfried as he takes you through the
luscious world of Fifty Shades holy is
this wrong
but holy hell is it ironic
better yet I’m George Takei accompany
you on your reading journey with his
signature
oh my grabbing my upper thighs he forces
my legs apart I groan loudly feeling his
tongue circling my clitoris
oh my or perhaps you’d rather enjoy
watching Ellen DeGeneres portray the
leading lady in Fifty Shades maybe not
oh it was popcorn that’s okay number
five movie casting Fiasco what was he
like he was polite intense smart really
intimidating there’s no business like
show business and that saying could not
be more true than when it’s applied to
the Fifty Shades casting debacle
after much public debate casting calls
and tears Charlie Hunnam and Dakota
Johnson were cast in the lead roles this
is blowing my mind
unfortunately this pairing didn’t last
long as Hunnam backed out of the role in
order to focus on his Sons of Anarchy
part right after much soul-searching the
part was eventually given to Jamie
Dornan a former underwear model for
Calvin Klein and lead serial killer in
the popular British crime drama the fall
Jim a busy night good to see ya
number four online petitions avid
readers who describe themselves as grey
cest who spread the word like gospel
with a fan base as exuberant and hungry
as that of Fifty Shades it was only
natural that dissension within the ranks
would occur at some interval in this
case the breaking point came with the
official casting of the lead characters
is it true Mila that you’re interested
in being in the film version of Fifty
Shades of Grey no I’m not disinterested
in fact a petition on change.org was
launched demanding the roles of
Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele be
asked with Matt Bomer and Alexis Bledel
in place of Hunnam and Johnson couldn’t
handle a woman stay here by the time the
petition had closed it had amassed a
mind-blowing 93 thousand signatures the
petition pushing for all Target stores
to stop selling the book altogether only
has 77 hundred signatures yes indeed
while he’s totally flattered by all the
love he won’t be taking over for Charlie
he said quote I’m so grateful for the
fans and touched I’m looking forward to
seeing the movie with Charlie and Dakota
number three most watched trailer of
2014 – what do you owe your success the
exercise control in all things miss
Steele must be really boring in a year
that saw trailers released for Star Wars
The Force awakens Jurassic world and
Avengers age of Ultron a literal teaser
trailer for a little movie by the name
of Fifty Shades of Grey came out on top
in terms of online views with 93 million
sure to be fair it was released early in
the year but we guess there are a lot of
hot and bothered moms in the world just
salivating to catch even a glimpse of
this fantasy world I guess I’m sexy and
crazy the public was further teased when
Universal Pictures released an extended
trailer during the Golden Globes
surprising fans with enticing glimpses
of previously unseen characters young
number two Fifty Shades hits 100 million
copies sold book review section on eBook
numbers 1 2 & 3 are your three books
well gosh a year before it’s movie
adaptation was scheduled to hit theaters
the Fifty Shades of Grey book trilogy
had already sold over 100 million copies
worldwide think of it this way Fifty
Shades has sold more copies than books
like Lolita To Kill a Mockingbird The Da
Vinci Code and The Catcher in the Rye
it’s also become the fastest selling
paperback ever and the best-selling book
ever in Britain over even the likes of
Harry Potter got take down below what’s
happened quite the accomplishment for
something that started as a midlife
crisis project this it’s an erotic
trilogy why these three books broke out
people really don’t know before we get
to our top fact here are a few honorable
mentions and what do you think of mommy
porn me of course I’m reading it are you
well the Motion Picture Association of
America has now officially rated Fifty
Shades of Grey are for strong sexual
content including dialogue some unusual
behavior and graphic nudity and for
language the damson Dayne Hotel in
England has replaced bedside Bibles with
the erotic book in all of the 40 guest
rooms
oh I’ve downloaded all the Fifty Shades
of Grey novels and for the first time I
could take some guilty pleasure and just
read I’m thinking stop with the story
get to the juicy part hey Oprah I was
thinking the same thing
number one origins as Twilight fan
fiction carefully doing this my inner
goddess roars and from somewhere born in
frustration need and sheer steal braver
aiya pushing on the bone Wow
something you may not know about the
world’s most popular erotic novels is
that the series began its days as
Twilight fan fiction Fifty Shades is
just like Twilight except instead of
trakula’s and werewolves you’ve got ball
gags and full body latex domination
suits
that’s right the main characters in e/l
James story were originally Edward
Cullen and Bella Swan and the story was
initially posted on popular fanfiction
forums as you can imagine
due to its copious amount of sex and
general inappropriateness genes was
forced to take it down she then revamped
the plot get it changing character names
and characteristics before rebranding it
as master of the universe however the
author of the Twilight series Stephenie
Meyer who is a devout Mormon who doesn’t
smoke or drink has since stated that she
won’t read Fifty Shades of Grey as she
considers it not her kind of book but
based on the sails her approval isn’t
necessary it’s really not my kind of
book not my thing do you agree with our
list which Fifty Shades facts did you
find the most ridiculous for more
titillating top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
Wyatt he orders not taking his eyes off
mine
he scrunches my panties in his head
holds them up to his nose and inhales
deeply
you
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