a rose by any other name would just be
weird welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top 10 ridiculous celebrity baby names
he’s always been obsessed with the idea
of growing space under people who would
say he’s always been a bit of it yeah
for this list we are taking aim at those
celebrities who seem to regard baby
naming as a competitive sport to see who
can out weird who and this gets me big
brownie points doesn’t it girls yeah
although all the names on this list can
be considered unique and uniqueness is
always a great thing we’re thinking that
these ones deserve a shout-out for their
specialness she is so sweet and she’s so
polite
she says please and thank you and she
nods her head and she just goes tada
that’s her thank you number 10 royal
rain parents Lil Kim and mr. papers you
gave birth to a beautiful royal ring one
Lil Kim first announced she was pregnant
in February 2014 she surprised a lot of
fans less surprising the fact that this
FEM C decided to bestow upon her
daughter the decidedly regal name Royal
reign after all Queen Bee is known for
her outrageous personality and sense of
style
so did we really think she would pick a
run-of-the-mill name for her lil
princess
and just think if royal rain falls in
her parents footsteps
her father is rapper mr. papers she
already has the perfect stage name pass
when you cross that bridge well what
should I do
shinza number 9 peaches honey blossom
parents Bob Geldof and Polly Yates now
peaches this here now lovely to see you
know it was reported that her full name
was peaches honey blossom Michelle
charlotte angel Vanessa Geldof what a
mouthful the excessive use of middle
names was actually just an untrue rumor
but sometimes the truth is almost a
strange
the late daughter of Irish
singer-songwriter author and political
activist Bob Geldof and media
personality Paula Yates peaches was in
good company when it comes to wacky
names her sisters are called Fifi Trixie
Bell and little pixie and her half
sister is named Tiger Lily pulled up
this is getting really stupid wanting to
keep with the family tradition of mad
monikers for offspring peaches named her
own sons a stolid Dylan willow and
Phaedra bloom forever we can’t wait to
see a sketch of the Geldof family tree
things just right it makes you wanna
number eight
papi honey Rosie daizy boo Pamela petal
blossom rainbow and buddy bear Maurice
parents Jamie Oliver and Juliet Norton
I’m awake you King baking is my thing
we’re not sure what’s in the water at
the Oliver house but celebrity chef
Jamie and wife Jules seriously give the
Geldof clan a run for their money
what’s your name Daisy poppy and where’d
he come from
yay yay these my little cows they’ve
come up with some pretty far-out names
for their troop of minimis meet
daughters poppy honey Rosie Daisy boo
Pamela petal blossom rainbow and Sun
buddy bear Maurice he’s the best dad in
the world
why man hey these names are cute sure
but we have to ask ourselves are the
Oliver’s in the closet hippies or just
really really into my little pony
since petal blossom is the name of one
such toy the jury’s still out on that
one
number seven – parents Rob Morrow and
debonair some of the bonding things that
we did and we still do our little trips
that I take with – all the time and I’ve
been doing it since she’s really young
coming in at number 7 on our list is a
feeble and almost facepalming lee lame
attempt at name humor we love a good pun
as much as the next guy but when
northern exposure and numbers actor Rob
Morrow and his wife named their daughter
– making her name – Morrow we just knew
there’d be no escaping a lifetime of
lame any jokes
but then again according to Rob this
type of naming convention is a tradition
in the Morrow family look at his wife
actress debonair or debonair look so you
take the the new factors and you make a
new equation right it’s not that easy
Rob has said that if the couple has a
son he’d like to name him bone we’re
kind of praying he doesn’t get the
chance and I remember the first time I
saw it she was like 1 or something and I
could tell she was really embarrassed I
was like how does she even understand
that how could she know what
embarrassment is number 6 Moxie
crimefighter parents Penn Jillette and
Emily Zoltan my daughter’s name is Moxie
Jillette her middle name is crime
fighter so her name is Moxie
crimefighter Jillette Moxie is a word
that was invented for a company it’s
like Kodak in that way it doesn’t come
for anything else illusionist comedian
and best-selling author Penn Jillette
named his daughter Moxie crimefighter
unfazed by Z’s lack of success
Moxie takes a crack at the two wheeler
no joke Gillette had many pearls of
wisdom to shoot at anyone who criticized
the weird name including this gem quote
it’s only the losers named Dave that
think having an unusual name is bad and
who cares what they think they’re named
Dave that’s condescending bullshit we’re
not sure that an adult Moxie
crimefighter will agree on the other
hand if she ever decides to become a
superhero she won’t have to change her
name she’ll just need to acquire some
really awesome superpowers it’s probably
time for me to be part of the normal
bedtime ritual okay shut up and go to
sleep
number five North parents Kanye West and
Kim Kardashian something to drink
step back kick its punk on a mink coming
dan would you oh mero mero mero thing
according to Kim Kardashian the idea of
naming their daughter Northwest started
off as just a rumor in the press we’re
gonna have to look around for the sex
you steal a little peepee I don’t see
any P piece it would definitely take
after his father say you won’t see it
but after both Pharrell Williams and
Vogue editor Anna Wintour told the
couple they thought the name was quote
genius the controversial rapper and
reality TV star decided to go ahead with
the navigational moniker while
generating a lot of buzz is nothing new
for Kim yay Kim did after all try to
break the internet with oily pictures of
her naked booty choosing the directional
name Northwest seems almost tame in
comparison to some of the couple’s past
antics when I came back from the
hospital the first thing I did was go
look at my badge in the mirror
it looks better looking than before ill
number 4 germ a gist e parents Jermaine
Jackson and Alejandro Genevieve was Yosa
I was crazy
are you
you’re praising me
living in the musical shadow of his
infinitely talented brother Michael it
seems as if Jermaine Jackson didn’t want
to be outdone on the baby name front
German seaside Jackson German cheese die
Jack soon because any way you look at it
MJ son Prince Michael the second also
known as blanket has got nothing on your
majesty Jackson there’s a lot of edibles
I’ve been killed for like poachers and
stuff so we’ll help like the dated
species panels with a penchant for all
things J the majority of Jermaine’s
children have names starting with the
letter but this Jackson 5 member really
goes for the gold with the creation of
the moniker germ a gist II is it just us
or does combining your own name with the
word majesty sound a tad vain he’s a
precious cuz they make me feel good when
I wore them number 3 call L parents
Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim please just
tell me what’s happening to me it played
English without the month-out jumbo
we’ve all grown accustomed to the weird
stuff Nic Cage does
getting into fierce bidding wars with
Leo DiCaprio over 67 million year old
dinosaur skulls buying a $150,000
octopus public drunken outbursts outside
Bucharest clubs arrests and of course
the marriages ha
so naming your kid call L Superman’s
childhood name back on Krypton shouldn’t
really come as a surprise especially as
we know cage is a die-hard comic book
and Superman fan look how far my little
collab we just hope Superboy cage can
live up to a superhero moniker of course
you do well well then is it true that
you can see through anything oh yes you
can
oh pretty much and that you’re totally
impervious penny well so far color
underwear am I worried hmm number 2 Moon
Unit parents Frank and Gail Zappa I’m
with my parents and he really cares
because they don’t know the difference
between what’s cool what’s not so you
can just put everything on hold right
the late great Frank Zappa was a pioneer
in the art of baby naming as his
children could easily have dominated our
list with their wacky names
daughter’s Moon Unit and diva muffin
along with sons Dweezil and the
relatively tamely named ahmet a mukha
Roden are testaments to the musicians
creative take on the naming process
according to wife Gayle each name has a
special meaning for the family and
apparently it was a toss-up between
Motorhead and moon for their firstborn
we’re starting to think moon doesn’t
sound that bad after all it was the Age
of Aquarius
before we name our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions
and this Apple sing yes she’s a good
singer really she’s a really good singer
yeah you know this is all about circus
clowns he was one of them
this is spec Mellencamp say hello smack
and remember when you said to watch out
for scams and deceptions yeah you’re the
one that should have watched out it came
to me in a dream so you did not have to
worry about making a mistake number one
pilot inspector parents Jason Lee and
Beth Riesgraf I have three kids I just I
just had a boy six days ago role applaud
really way to be fertile man actor
comedian and professional skateboarder
Jason Lee from My Name Is Earl Fame said
his son’s name was inspired by the song
he’s simple he’s dumb he’s the pilot by
indie rock band granddaddy
not sure where the misspelled inspector
fits in but either way it seems kind of
cruel to force such a strange name on
your child first name is pilot middle
name respected what is toys or kids
luckily pilot goes to a hippie school
where apparently everyone has names as
ridiculous as his so maybe a name as
pedestrian as Jason would be laughed
right out of class
okay who’s next do you agree with our
list but first you go remember I forget
what do you think are the most
ridiculous celebrity baby names for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
whoopee tie Ozai hey be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com
how about Dayton veto Stewart Dido
Sawyer veto Helen veto is it me or is
veto starting to sound really
weird welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top 10 ridiculous celebrity baby names
he’s always been obsessed with the idea
of growing space under people who would
say he’s always been a bit of it yeah
for this list we are taking aim at those
celebrities who seem to regard baby
naming as a competitive sport to see who
can out weird who and this gets me big
brownie points doesn’t it girls yeah
although all the names on this list can
be considered unique and uniqueness is
always a great thing we’re thinking that
these ones deserve a shout-out for their
specialness she is so sweet and she’s so
polite
she says please and thank you and she
nods her head and she just goes tada
that’s her thank you number 10 royal
rain parents Lil Kim and mr. papers you
gave birth to a beautiful royal ring one
Lil Kim first announced she was pregnant
in February 2014 she surprised a lot of
fans less surprising the fact that this
FEM C decided to bestow upon her
daughter the decidedly regal name Royal
reign after all Queen Bee is known for
her outrageous personality and sense of
style
so did we really think she would pick a
run-of-the-mill name for her lil
princess
and just think if royal rain falls in
her parents footsteps
her father is rapper mr. papers she
already has the perfect stage name pass
when you cross that bridge well what
should I do
shinza number 9 peaches honey blossom
parents Bob Geldof and Polly Yates now
peaches this here now lovely to see you
know it was reported that her full name
was peaches honey blossom Michelle
charlotte angel Vanessa Geldof what a
mouthful the excessive use of middle
names was actually just an untrue rumor
but sometimes the truth is almost a
strange
the late daughter of Irish
singer-songwriter author and political
activist Bob Geldof and media
personality Paula Yates peaches was in
good company when it comes to wacky
names her sisters are called Fifi Trixie
Bell and little pixie and her half
sister is named Tiger Lily pulled up
this is getting really stupid wanting to
keep with the family tradition of mad
monikers for offspring peaches named her
own sons a stolid Dylan willow and
Phaedra bloom forever we can’t wait to
see a sketch of the Geldof family tree
things just right it makes you wanna
number eight
papi honey Rosie daizy boo Pamela petal
blossom rainbow and buddy bear Maurice
parents Jamie Oliver and Juliet Norton
I’m awake you King baking is my thing
we’re not sure what’s in the water at
the Oliver house but celebrity chef
Jamie and wife Jules seriously give the
Geldof clan a run for their money
what’s your name Daisy poppy and where’d
he come from
yay yay these my little cows they’ve
come up with some pretty far-out names
for their troop of minimis meet
daughters poppy honey Rosie Daisy boo
Pamela petal blossom rainbow and Sun
buddy bear Maurice he’s the best dad in
the world
why man hey these names are cute sure
but we have to ask ourselves are the
Oliver’s in the closet hippies or just
really really into my little pony
since petal blossom is the name of one
such toy the jury’s still out on that
one
number seven – parents Rob Morrow and
debonair some of the bonding things that
we did and we still do our little trips
that I take with – all the time and I’ve
been doing it since she’s really young
coming in at number 7 on our list is a
feeble and almost facepalming lee lame
attempt at name humor we love a good pun
as much as the next guy but when
northern exposure and numbers actor Rob
Morrow and his wife named their daughter
– making her name – Morrow we just knew
there’d be no escaping a lifetime of
lame any jokes
but then again according to Rob this
type of naming convention is a tradition
in the Morrow family look at his wife
actress debonair or debonair look so you
take the the new factors and you make a
new equation right it’s not that easy
Rob has said that if the couple has a
son he’d like to name him bone we’re
kind of praying he doesn’t get the
chance and I remember the first time I
saw it she was like 1 or something and I
could tell she was really embarrassed I
was like how does she even understand
that how could she know what
embarrassment is number 6 Moxie
crimefighter parents Penn Jillette and
Emily Zoltan my daughter’s name is Moxie
Jillette her middle name is crime
fighter so her name is Moxie
crimefighter Jillette Moxie is a word
that was invented for a company it’s
like Kodak in that way it doesn’t come
for anything else illusionist comedian
and best-selling author Penn Jillette
named his daughter Moxie crimefighter
unfazed by Z’s lack of success
Moxie takes a crack at the two wheeler
no joke Gillette had many pearls of
wisdom to shoot at anyone who criticized
the weird name including this gem quote
it’s only the losers named Dave that
think having an unusual name is bad and
who cares what they think they’re named
Dave that’s condescending bullshit we’re
not sure that an adult Moxie
crimefighter will agree on the other
hand if she ever decides to become a
superhero she won’t have to change her
name she’ll just need to acquire some
really awesome superpowers it’s probably
time for me to be part of the normal
bedtime ritual okay shut up and go to
sleep
number five North parents Kanye West and
Kim Kardashian something to drink
step back kick its punk on a mink coming
dan would you oh mero mero mero thing
according to Kim Kardashian the idea of
naming their daughter Northwest started
off as just a rumor in the press we’re
gonna have to look around for the sex
you steal a little peepee I don’t see
any P piece it would definitely take
after his father say you won’t see it
but after both Pharrell Williams and
Vogue editor Anna Wintour told the
couple they thought the name was quote
genius the controversial rapper and
reality TV star decided to go ahead with
the navigational moniker while
generating a lot of buzz is nothing new
for Kim yay Kim did after all try to
break the internet with oily pictures of
her naked booty choosing the directional
name Northwest seems almost tame in
comparison to some of the couple’s past
antics when I came back from the
hospital the first thing I did was go
look at my badge in the mirror
it looks better looking than before ill
number 4 germ a gist e parents Jermaine
Jackson and Alejandro Genevieve was Yosa
I was crazy
are you
you’re praising me
living in the musical shadow of his
infinitely talented brother Michael it
seems as if Jermaine Jackson didn’t want
to be outdone on the baby name front
German seaside Jackson German cheese die
Jack soon because any way you look at it
MJ son Prince Michael the second also
known as blanket has got nothing on your
majesty Jackson there’s a lot of edibles
I’ve been killed for like poachers and
stuff so we’ll help like the dated
species panels with a penchant for all
things J the majority of Jermaine’s
children have names starting with the
letter but this Jackson 5 member really
goes for the gold with the creation of
the moniker germ a gist II is it just us
or does combining your own name with the
word majesty sound a tad vain he’s a
precious cuz they make me feel good when
I wore them number 3 call L parents
Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim please just
tell me what’s happening to me it played
English without the month-out jumbo
we’ve all grown accustomed to the weird
stuff Nic Cage does
getting into fierce bidding wars with
Leo DiCaprio over 67 million year old
dinosaur skulls buying a $150,000
octopus public drunken outbursts outside
Bucharest clubs arrests and of course
the marriages ha
so naming your kid call L Superman’s
childhood name back on Krypton shouldn’t
really come as a surprise especially as
we know cage is a die-hard comic book
and Superman fan look how far my little
collab we just hope Superboy cage can
live up to a superhero moniker of course
you do well well then is it true that
you can see through anything oh yes you
can
oh pretty much and that you’re totally
impervious penny well so far color
underwear am I worried hmm number 2 Moon
Unit parents Frank and Gail Zappa I’m
with my parents and he really cares
because they don’t know the difference
between what’s cool what’s not so you
can just put everything on hold right
the late great Frank Zappa was a pioneer
in the art of baby naming as his
children could easily have dominated our
list with their wacky names
daughter’s Moon Unit and diva muffin
along with sons Dweezil and the
relatively tamely named ahmet a mukha
Roden are testaments to the musicians
creative take on the naming process
according to wife Gayle each name has a
special meaning for the family and
apparently it was a toss-up between
Motorhead and moon for their firstborn
we’re starting to think moon doesn’t
sound that bad after all it was the Age
of Aquarius
before we name our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions
and this Apple sing yes she’s a good
singer really she’s a really good singer
yeah you know this is all about circus
clowns he was one of them
this is spec Mellencamp say hello smack
and remember when you said to watch out
for scams and deceptions yeah you’re the
one that should have watched out it came
to me in a dream so you did not have to
worry about making a mistake number one
pilot inspector parents Jason Lee and
Beth Riesgraf I have three kids I just I
just had a boy six days ago role applaud
really way to be fertile man actor
comedian and professional skateboarder
Jason Lee from My Name Is Earl Fame said
his son’s name was inspired by the song
he’s simple he’s dumb he’s the pilot by
indie rock band granddaddy
not sure where the misspelled inspector
fits in but either way it seems kind of
cruel to force such a strange name on
your child first name is pilot middle
name respected what is toys or kids
luckily pilot goes to a hippie school
where apparently everyone has names as
ridiculous as his so maybe a name as
pedestrian as Jason would be laughed
right out of class
okay who’s next do you agree with our
list but first you go remember I forget
what do you think are the most
ridiculous celebrity baby names for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
whoopee tie Ozai hey be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com
how about Dayton veto Stewart Dido
Sawyer veto Helen veto is it me or is
veto starting to sound really
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