who ordered the Satanist new world order
with a side of general conspiracy
theories welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 ridiculous Alex Jones moments
he loves defrauding the bitches he loves
slapping him upside the head and having
a beg him beg him for more before we
begin we published new videos every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content for this list we’re looking at
some of Joan’s most outrageous and
unbelievable conspiracies and bizarre
rants after you’re done drinking your
little juices
well you you’re ready to go out and have
a baby
number 10 pizza gate Anthony Weiner is
going to be investigated for child porn
on his phone and contacting minors the
2016 American presidential race was
characterized by much controversy and
mudslinging but even so this was one
seriously out-there accusation when the
Podesta emails leaked and there were
several mentions of pizza and pizza
related phrases an odd theory began to
take shape following the logic outlined
by online forums and far-right news
sites Alex Jones proceeded to explore
the possibility of a satanic pedophilia
ring that was connected not only to the
Clintons
but also to a pizzeria called comet ping
pong satanic rituals royal family
mainstream news folks after a shooting
occurred at the restaurant where
thankfully no one was hurt Alex actually
issued a rare apology and retraction on
behalf of infowars.com
I made comments about mr. Ralph honest
that in hindsight I regret and for which
I apologize to him number nine machete
race wars do you understand that you
politically put yourself in the criminal
zone potentially if violence breaks out
from this film machete is a 2010
grindhouse film written and directed by
Robert Rodriguez the story is about a
former federal a who was hired to
assassinate a Texas senator turns out
the whole thing was a setup and so Danny
Trejo’s character must get his revenge
according to alex jones however the
images and depictions of violence
against white people were
to cause an uprising by the Hispanic
community Robert Rodriguez I would say
it’s a 90% chance right now he’s going
to trigger racial riots and racial
killings he actually said there was a
90% chance the movie would cause a race
war no maybe not enough Mexican
Americans saw it because nothing
happened you’ve been given the green
light to create a race riot film to
create division in this nation so the
globalist can play whites and Hispanics
and others off against each other
number eight government controlled
weather in the next ten minutes I’m
going to break down a subject so
incredibly important I don’t even feel
worthy to bring you this information
this was a subject so important that
Jones said he wasn’t worthy to bring us
the information about it
humility be damned however he did it
anyway
Jones starts off by claiming that quote
a whole host of strange and radioactive
chemicals have been added to jet fuels
since the 1990s a whole host of
radioactive isotopes aluminum dioxide
the list goes on and on
their purpose why to manipulate the
weather of course not only that but he
goes on to claim that these chemicals
actually create holes in the atmosphere
and damage the soil but the scientists
meteorologists astrophysicist and others
that I’ve talked to have said what
they’re spraying and releasing would
actually eat holes in the atmosphere and
damage the soils of the planet as the
cherry on top of this piece of
hard-hitting investigative journalism he
warns the government whether weapons
such as HAARP
could be used to cause natural disasters
like earthquakes and the Oklahoma
tornado they’re messing with the weather
they’re buying armored vehicles and
billions of rounds of ammo and have TV
shows bad-mouthing the founding fathers
number seven Satanists
taking over America the New World Order
I guess is read that God’s gonna destroy
the earth next time by fire we’re not
really sure what they ever did to him
but Alex Jones sure dislike Satanists
according to Jones
the demonic high-tech tyranny of the New
World Order is led by Satanist elites
who create economic and health crises in
order to advance their agenda of world
domination
was the Bible it’s being run by an
ancient powerful entity with super
advanced intelligence this group of
Illuminati has links to Hillary Clinton
Marina Abramovic and Lady gaga
in fact he claimed that Gaga’s Super
Bowl halftime show was a cover for
satanic rites come to think of it if you
squint your eyes and tilt your head it
did kind of resemble a satanic ritual
kinda
[Music]
number six the Piers Morgan debate how
you’re a hatchet man of the New World
Order
you’re a hatchet man things got a little
heated when Alex Jones debated Piers
Morgan on CNN about gun control America
is among the world leaders when it comes
to gun related deaths and this reality
has led to some pretty polarizing points
of view on the subject other than
bombings of Wall Street let me ask you
second are we gonna listen why can’t we
trust him to fly the planes in classic
Alex Jones fashion he has some
reasonable points about the need for
firearms but he muddies it all up with
conspiracy theories and rants about
Castro global tyranny and illegal
immigrants Jones nearly bursts a blood
vessel talking about a new 1776 if his
firearms are taken away Hitler took the
guns Stalin took the guns mounted the
guns that no Castro took the guns Hugo
Chavez took the guns and I’m here to
tell you 1776 will commence again if you
try to take our firearms number 5
Joker cosplay why so serious who doesn’t
enjoy dressing up as their favorite
comic book character Damocles I’ve been
up since Alex Jones likes to do it and
rent about Obama in a truly unsettling
segment alex dresses as the Joker from
Christopher Nolan’s 2008 film The Dark
Knight doing his best imitation of the
character that wowed audiences with his
unhinged and maniacal behavior the
Infowars host starts the segment with a
seriously chilling laugh and things just
get weirder from there still in costume
he hits the streets offering $1000 to
anyone who videotapes themselves putting
up fliers of Barack Obama made up to
look like the iconic bat villain anyone
else confused just like the Joker
himself is pathetic number four goblins
look goblins are a serious problem
anyone who’s seen the Hobbit can tell
you that
or how about Gareth that no-good baby
stealing Goblin King from labyrinth in
theory we agree with Jones on this one
but he loses us when he starts talking
about kissing
goblins or getting in bed with a goblin
in this talk about Trump Jones weaves an
intricate and very detailed metaphor
about the dangers of associating with
certain political elites so I never
expected Trump charging into a goblins
nest to not get some Goblin vomit and
slopping blood on him I just don’t want
to catch him in bed with a goblin the
rant gets hysterical however when he
seemingly gets lost in his own metaphor
but hey goblins are an interesting topic
of conversation even the best of us get
sidetracked when talking about them I
don’t see him kissing goblins having
political succubus with goblins I don’t
want to see him ingratiating goblins
number three
BBC Sunday politics no we know I know we
know the Bilderberg has given us the
Euro things sure can get weird when two
worlds collide huh in this segment the
realm of real world news and journalism
smashes straight into the conspiracy
tornado land of Infowars and Alex Jones
during this BBC segment fellow guest
David Aaronovitch takes him to task
pointedly asking Jones why it is that
he’s been allowed to live if he is in
fact uncovering all of these New World
Order conspiracies which is the
explanation one they don’t exist or two
you’re part of the consult let me tell
you a story let me tell you a story a
fair question but rather than answer it
Jones flies off the rails of course
Jones also uses this as an opportunity
to name-drop his website info wars.com
every other sentence info wars.com
number two Hillary Clinton and the
pickle jar she supposedly opens a can of
pickles after suffering a severe medical
episode during her presidential campaign
Hillary Clinton staged several bizarre
stunts designed to prove her health one
of these stunts clearly meant to be in
good fun involved her opening a pickle
jar on Jimmy Kimmel Live believe it or
not Alex claimed the whole thing was
fake because
didn’t hear a pup you would hear the pop
of the can he also points out that
pickled vegetables have a top that
doesn’t turn all the way around like the
jar in the segment her appearance on the
late-night show was clearly political
theater but being a few pickles short of
a jar himself Alex Jones just took the
conspiracy theory too far there’s no pop
she acts like it pops at the end this is
completely and totally fake before we
unveil our number one pick here are some
honorable mentions
he loves betraying people he gets off on
it he’s committed to Satan and the film
roles couldn’t come to the Van Allen
radiation belt they had to broadcast
back a TV signal show they did dr. up
photos and stuff for the public 666 is a
doubling of 33 and 33 is PI number one
gay frogs a recurring theme on Jones
show is the conspiracy that the United
States government is actively trying to
turn things gay in one segment for
example he claimed that the chemical
lining in juice boxes is meant to turn
kids into homosexuals but the reason
there’s so many gay people now is
because it’s a chemical warfare
operation I have the government
documents where they said they’re gonna
encourage homosexuality with chemicals
so that people don’t have children most
famously however he asserted that the US
has a gay bomb which it has already used
if you’re a new lessor just type in
Pentagon tested gay bomb on Iraq they
can set it though they didn’t consider
using it they’ve used it on our trips a
side effect of these weapons of mass
homosexuality is that the runoff
chemicals in the water are turning the
frogs gay I don’t like putting chemicals
in the water they turn the friggin frogs
gay we’re not sure how he knows the true
feelings of our amphibian friends but
we’ll take his word for it
either way Alex Jones clearly won’t
stand for it anymore
I’m sick of being social engineer it’s
not funny do you agree with our picks
check out these other great clips from
WatchMojo and subscribe for new videos
every day
with a side of general conspiracy
theories welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 ridiculous Alex Jones moments
he loves defrauding the bitches he loves
slapping him upside the head and having
a beg him beg him for more before we
begin we published new videos every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content for this list we’re looking at
some of Joan’s most outrageous and
unbelievable conspiracies and bizarre
rants after you’re done drinking your
little juices
well you you’re ready to go out and have
a baby
number 10 pizza gate Anthony Weiner is
going to be investigated for child porn
on his phone and contacting minors the
2016 American presidential race was
characterized by much controversy and
mudslinging but even so this was one
seriously out-there accusation when the
Podesta emails leaked and there were
several mentions of pizza and pizza
related phrases an odd theory began to
take shape following the logic outlined
by online forums and far-right news
sites Alex Jones proceeded to explore
the possibility of a satanic pedophilia
ring that was connected not only to the
Clintons
but also to a pizzeria called comet ping
pong satanic rituals royal family
mainstream news folks after a shooting
occurred at the restaurant where
thankfully no one was hurt Alex actually
issued a rare apology and retraction on
behalf of infowars.com
I made comments about mr. Ralph honest
that in hindsight I regret and for which
I apologize to him number nine machete
race wars do you understand that you
politically put yourself in the criminal
zone potentially if violence breaks out
from this film machete is a 2010
grindhouse film written and directed by
Robert Rodriguez the story is about a
former federal a who was hired to
assassinate a Texas senator turns out
the whole thing was a setup and so Danny
Trejo’s character must get his revenge
according to alex jones however the
images and depictions of violence
against white people were
to cause an uprising by the Hispanic
community Robert Rodriguez I would say
it’s a 90% chance right now he’s going
to trigger racial riots and racial
killings he actually said there was a
90% chance the movie would cause a race
war no maybe not enough Mexican
Americans saw it because nothing
happened you’ve been given the green
light to create a race riot film to
create division in this nation so the
globalist can play whites and Hispanics
and others off against each other
number eight government controlled
weather in the next ten minutes I’m
going to break down a subject so
incredibly important I don’t even feel
worthy to bring you this information
this was a subject so important that
Jones said he wasn’t worthy to bring us
the information about it
humility be damned however he did it
anyway
Jones starts off by claiming that quote
a whole host of strange and radioactive
chemicals have been added to jet fuels
since the 1990s a whole host of
radioactive isotopes aluminum dioxide
the list goes on and on
their purpose why to manipulate the
weather of course not only that but he
goes on to claim that these chemicals
actually create holes in the atmosphere
and damage the soil but the scientists
meteorologists astrophysicist and others
that I’ve talked to have said what
they’re spraying and releasing would
actually eat holes in the atmosphere and
damage the soils of the planet as the
cherry on top of this piece of
hard-hitting investigative journalism he
warns the government whether weapons
such as HAARP
could be used to cause natural disasters
like earthquakes and the Oklahoma
tornado they’re messing with the weather
they’re buying armored vehicles and
billions of rounds of ammo and have TV
shows bad-mouthing the founding fathers
number seven Satanists
taking over America the New World Order
I guess is read that God’s gonna destroy
the earth next time by fire we’re not
really sure what they ever did to him
but Alex Jones sure dislike Satanists
according to Jones
the demonic high-tech tyranny of the New
World Order is led by Satanist elites
who create economic and health crises in
order to advance their agenda of world
domination
was the Bible it’s being run by an
ancient powerful entity with super
advanced intelligence this group of
Illuminati has links to Hillary Clinton
Marina Abramovic and Lady gaga
in fact he claimed that Gaga’s Super
Bowl halftime show was a cover for
satanic rites come to think of it if you
squint your eyes and tilt your head it
did kind of resemble a satanic ritual
kinda
[Music]
number six the Piers Morgan debate how
you’re a hatchet man of the New World
Order
you’re a hatchet man things got a little
heated when Alex Jones debated Piers
Morgan on CNN about gun control America
is among the world leaders when it comes
to gun related deaths and this reality
has led to some pretty polarizing points
of view on the subject other than
bombings of Wall Street let me ask you
second are we gonna listen why can’t we
trust him to fly the planes in classic
Alex Jones fashion he has some
reasonable points about the need for
firearms but he muddies it all up with
conspiracy theories and rants about
Castro global tyranny and illegal
immigrants Jones nearly bursts a blood
vessel talking about a new 1776 if his
firearms are taken away Hitler took the
guns Stalin took the guns mounted the
guns that no Castro took the guns Hugo
Chavez took the guns and I’m here to
tell you 1776 will commence again if you
try to take our firearms number 5
Joker cosplay why so serious who doesn’t
enjoy dressing up as their favorite
comic book character Damocles I’ve been
up since Alex Jones likes to do it and
rent about Obama in a truly unsettling
segment alex dresses as the Joker from
Christopher Nolan’s 2008 film The Dark
Knight doing his best imitation of the
character that wowed audiences with his
unhinged and maniacal behavior the
Infowars host starts the segment with a
seriously chilling laugh and things just
get weirder from there still in costume
he hits the streets offering $1000 to
anyone who videotapes themselves putting
up fliers of Barack Obama made up to
look like the iconic bat villain anyone
else confused just like the Joker
himself is pathetic number four goblins
look goblins are a serious problem
anyone who’s seen the Hobbit can tell
you that
or how about Gareth that no-good baby
stealing Goblin King from labyrinth in
theory we agree with Jones on this one
but he loses us when he starts talking
about kissing
goblins or getting in bed with a goblin
in this talk about Trump Jones weaves an
intricate and very detailed metaphor
about the dangers of associating with
certain political elites so I never
expected Trump charging into a goblins
nest to not get some Goblin vomit and
slopping blood on him I just don’t want
to catch him in bed with a goblin the
rant gets hysterical however when he
seemingly gets lost in his own metaphor
but hey goblins are an interesting topic
of conversation even the best of us get
sidetracked when talking about them I
don’t see him kissing goblins having
political succubus with goblins I don’t
want to see him ingratiating goblins
number three
BBC Sunday politics no we know I know we
know the Bilderberg has given us the
Euro things sure can get weird when two
worlds collide huh in this segment the
realm of real world news and journalism
smashes straight into the conspiracy
tornado land of Infowars and Alex Jones
during this BBC segment fellow guest
David Aaronovitch takes him to task
pointedly asking Jones why it is that
he’s been allowed to live if he is in
fact uncovering all of these New World
Order conspiracies which is the
explanation one they don’t exist or two
you’re part of the consult let me tell
you a story let me tell you a story a
fair question but rather than answer it
Jones flies off the rails of course
Jones also uses this as an opportunity
to name-drop his website info wars.com
every other sentence info wars.com
number two Hillary Clinton and the
pickle jar she supposedly opens a can of
pickles after suffering a severe medical
episode during her presidential campaign
Hillary Clinton staged several bizarre
stunts designed to prove her health one
of these stunts clearly meant to be in
good fun involved her opening a pickle
jar on Jimmy Kimmel Live believe it or
not Alex claimed the whole thing was
fake because
didn’t hear a pup you would hear the pop
of the can he also points out that
pickled vegetables have a top that
doesn’t turn all the way around like the
jar in the segment her appearance on the
late-night show was clearly political
theater but being a few pickles short of
a jar himself Alex Jones just took the
conspiracy theory too far there’s no pop
she acts like it pops at the end this is
completely and totally fake before we
unveil our number one pick here are some
honorable mentions
he loves betraying people he gets off on
it he’s committed to Satan and the film
roles couldn’t come to the Van Allen
radiation belt they had to broadcast
back a TV signal show they did dr. up
photos and stuff for the public 666 is a
doubling of 33 and 33 is PI number one
gay frogs a recurring theme on Jones
show is the conspiracy that the United
States government is actively trying to
turn things gay in one segment for
example he claimed that the chemical
lining in juice boxes is meant to turn
kids into homosexuals but the reason
there’s so many gay people now is
because it’s a chemical warfare
operation I have the government
documents where they said they’re gonna
encourage homosexuality with chemicals
so that people don’t have children most
famously however he asserted that the US
has a gay bomb which it has already used
if you’re a new lessor just type in
Pentagon tested gay bomb on Iraq they
can set it though they didn’t consider
using it they’ve used it on our trips a
side effect of these weapons of mass
homosexuality is that the runoff
chemicals in the water are turning the
frogs gay I don’t like putting chemicals
in the water they turn the friggin frogs
gay we’re not sure how he knows the true
feelings of our amphibian friends but
we’ll take his word for it
either way Alex Jones clearly won’t
stand for it anymore
I’m sick of being social engineer it’s
not funny do you agree with our picks
check out these other great clips from
WatchMojo and subscribe for new videos
every day
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