they’re so bad they’re hysterical
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
most ridiculous music videos of the
1990s for this list we’ve chosen some of
the videos we remember most from the 90s
and are calling them out for being lame
poorly produced ridiculous or just so
90s number 10 MC Hammer you can’t touch
this can’t touch this any 90s list would
be incomplete without some hammer time
hammer pants hammer dance
seriously you don’t get more 90s than
this
however aside from all that awesomeness
there is not a hell of a lot going on
you can only see the running man so many
times but MTV didn’t care this video won
tons at the Video Music Awards yeah it’s
because of the dance break it down
number nine
vanilla ice I love you this is vanillas
slow-jam
can’t calm vanilla or does he prefer mr.
ice anyway to get in the mood Vanilla’s
styled his hair extra tall borrowed some
slick duds from the pimp collection and
rented space on the toontown set on
September the sure there’s dancing dudes
harmonizing the obligatory sax solo and
a heartfelt phone combo between ice and
his girl but that’s about it
number eight backstreet boys quit
playing games with my heart
or rather insert crappy boyband video
here as the biggest 90’s boy band the
Backstreet Boys videos were
appropriately ridiculous
some were high concepts some youth CGI
some were highly choreographed so why
quit playing games well we figured the
meeting went something like this
let’s just sing it here on the
basketball court oh looks like rain
better throw on our pastel shirts and
look vaguely like we’re humping err
cliche much
number seven delight groove is in the
heart the video starts with the singer
flat in PETA friendly fake fur we might
add standing in the middle of a black
screen prattling on in faux French
gibberish
then the song starts what comes next is
a psychedelic bad trip doesn’t know
what’s decade it sends just booms is
easy to ignore walls
protip sometimes it pays to hire a
choreographer
songs damn catchy though any tune with
slide whistles is alright with us
food at chess or scandalous handle it
number six
Cisco song song Cisco in all his
bleach-blonde open vested glory
cartwheels onto our list thanks to a
technicality this song was released
December 31st 1999
I think sing it again we can see that
production values have increased since
the early 90s but storyline quality has
not
video starts with Cisco’s daughter
finding a thong then there’s a
convertible a beach bitches and hoes
some excellent choreography and Ricky
Martin references not just been she’s
like the top cuz she with him okay and a
euphemistic hot dog
oh and black light obviously number 5
Alanis Morissette thank you remember
when Alanis was all rayji and head
banging in the desert
cut to her next album when she was not
nearly so rayji and not nearly so
clothed here the Canadian songstress
walks around the streets of LA nude
saved for some conveniently placed hair
and double-sided tape while random folks
come up and touch her
does she think she’s God and are we
really riding the subway naked now
hi I’m Bobby all right number four aqua
barbie girl
presented an aqua scope what does that
mean
this isn’t starting well well let’s meet
the band
lead singer girl lead singer boy
requisite bleached blond spiky dude and
ginger chick with all its bright colors
and shiny things
this video is clearly aimed at kids
which means aquas noble message against
commercialism is lust if it is for kids
though we gotta ask is it really
necessary to rip off her arm
three rednecks cotton-eyed Joe White
number one
this band is Swedish point number two
more dance songs need fiddle banjo and
courses point number three this video
has a rival and a tarred and feathered
guy tied to a pole in a song torture
enough seriously though we admit
whenever we hear this week grab a
partner and dosey doe we’re not proud
but we still think everyone looks like
they’ve hit the swedish moonshine a
little yards
hey nobody number two eiffel 65 blue
double D’s
head-banging blue alien dudes kidnap one
third of this italian dance band set to
the soundtrack of an insidiously
ear wormy auto-tune wonder
this video could only have been released
in the 90s when computer graphics were
just gaining steam but no one knew how
to use them properly case in point
I’m better when the band’s on-screen
though
number one you to numb
this video features a 10 seconds of
leaky faucet and be 20 seconds of black
screen awesome do the cheese you 2 tries
their hand at some high concept
low-budget oddness while simultaneously
reminding us why Bono’s the frontmen
that’s right the edge sings this tune we
were using air quotes there if you
couldn’t hear for four and a half
minutes he tortures us with his monotony
while himself being tortured as far as
we’re concerned he deserves it aah don’t
leave a stain
don’t speak I don’t know do you agree
with our list what do you think is the
most ridiculous music video of the 90s
for more top tens about your favorite
music be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
most ridiculous music videos of the
1990s for this list we’ve chosen some of
the videos we remember most from the 90s
and are calling them out for being lame
poorly produced ridiculous or just so
90s number 10 MC Hammer you can’t touch
this can’t touch this any 90s list would
be incomplete without some hammer time
hammer pants hammer dance
seriously you don’t get more 90s than
this
however aside from all that awesomeness
there is not a hell of a lot going on
you can only see the running man so many
times but MTV didn’t care this video won
tons at the Video Music Awards yeah it’s
because of the dance break it down
number nine
vanilla ice I love you this is vanillas
slow-jam
can’t calm vanilla or does he prefer mr.
ice anyway to get in the mood Vanilla’s
styled his hair extra tall borrowed some
slick duds from the pimp collection and
rented space on the toontown set on
September the sure there’s dancing dudes
harmonizing the obligatory sax solo and
a heartfelt phone combo between ice and
his girl but that’s about it
number eight backstreet boys quit
playing games with my heart
or rather insert crappy boyband video
here as the biggest 90’s boy band the
Backstreet Boys videos were
appropriately ridiculous
some were high concepts some youth CGI
some were highly choreographed so why
quit playing games well we figured the
meeting went something like this
let’s just sing it here on the
basketball court oh looks like rain
better throw on our pastel shirts and
look vaguely like we’re humping err
cliche much
number seven delight groove is in the
heart the video starts with the singer
flat in PETA friendly fake fur we might
add standing in the middle of a black
screen prattling on in faux French
gibberish
then the song starts what comes next is
a psychedelic bad trip doesn’t know
what’s decade it sends just booms is
easy to ignore walls
protip sometimes it pays to hire a
choreographer
songs damn catchy though any tune with
slide whistles is alright with us
food at chess or scandalous handle it
number six
Cisco song song Cisco in all his
bleach-blonde open vested glory
cartwheels onto our list thanks to a
technicality this song was released
December 31st 1999
I think sing it again we can see that
production values have increased since
the early 90s but storyline quality has
not
video starts with Cisco’s daughter
finding a thong then there’s a
convertible a beach bitches and hoes
some excellent choreography and Ricky
Martin references not just been she’s
like the top cuz she with him okay and a
euphemistic hot dog
oh and black light obviously number 5
Alanis Morissette thank you remember
when Alanis was all rayji and head
banging in the desert
cut to her next album when she was not
nearly so rayji and not nearly so
clothed here the Canadian songstress
walks around the streets of LA nude
saved for some conveniently placed hair
and double-sided tape while random folks
come up and touch her
does she think she’s God and are we
really riding the subway naked now
hi I’m Bobby all right number four aqua
barbie girl
presented an aqua scope what does that
mean
this isn’t starting well well let’s meet
the band
lead singer girl lead singer boy
requisite bleached blond spiky dude and
ginger chick with all its bright colors
and shiny things
this video is clearly aimed at kids
which means aquas noble message against
commercialism is lust if it is for kids
though we gotta ask is it really
necessary to rip off her arm
three rednecks cotton-eyed Joe White
number one
this band is Swedish point number two
more dance songs need fiddle banjo and
courses point number three this video
has a rival and a tarred and feathered
guy tied to a pole in a song torture
enough seriously though we admit
whenever we hear this week grab a
partner and dosey doe we’re not proud
but we still think everyone looks like
they’ve hit the swedish moonshine a
little yards
hey nobody number two eiffel 65 blue
double D’s
head-banging blue alien dudes kidnap one
third of this italian dance band set to
the soundtrack of an insidiously
ear wormy auto-tune wonder
this video could only have been released
in the 90s when computer graphics were
just gaining steam but no one knew how
to use them properly case in point
I’m better when the band’s on-screen
though
number one you to numb
this video features a 10 seconds of
leaky faucet and be 20 seconds of black
screen awesome do the cheese you 2 tries
their hand at some high concept
low-budget oddness while simultaneously
reminding us why Bono’s the frontmen
that’s right the edge sings this tune we
were using air quotes there if you
couldn’t hear for four and a half
minutes he tortures us with his monotony
while himself being tortured as far as
we’re concerned he deserves it aah don’t
leave a stain
don’t speak I don’t know do you agree
with our list what do you think is the
most ridiculous music video of the 90s
for more top tens about your favorite
music be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
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