divorce is no joke which is probably why
Louis is still with Peter welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 reasons
why Lois Griffin should divorce Peter
before we begin we publish new content
every day so be sure to subscribe to our
Channel and ring the bell to get
notified about our latest videos for
this list we’re looking at the worst
things Peter is done to Lois
their children or just in general that
would prompt any real-world woman to
make a call to a divorce lawyer
happiness isn’t about buying expensive
things it’s about being together number
10 his drinking problem has made her
codependent one of Peters most dominant
traits is his drinking
[Music]
[Applause]
he hangs out at the drunken clam with
his friends all the time and he works at
a brewery peter has a very intimate
relationship with alcohol he frequently
gets too drunk to function and Lois has
to take care of him
the very first episode of the show is
based on Peter getting too drunk at a
stag party after promising Lois he won’t
drink promised me Peter what was honey I
promise not a drop of alcohol he’s gonna
touch these lips tonight
he even engages in the ever so clever
drinking game drink the beer you win all
right what do I win oh I’m going for the
high score Peter never shows any serious
signs of getting help for his drinking
or even just cutting back on it all
right I’m going to work somebody’s got
to put food on this table number 9 he
turned his family into drug dealers
these days everyone needs a side hustle
but perhaps turning your family into
drug dealers when you’re farming gig
doesn’t work out is not the best option
when crime rises in Quahog
Peter uproots his entire family with no
warning and moves them to a farm to live
the rural life here we are everyone the
Griffin family farm but life on the farm
is not as easy as it seems they discover
a meth lab in the basement of the farm
and Peter convinces them to start
dealing to earn money I don’t know Lois
we’ve always given our family whatever
it needs well right now our family needs
us to sell illegal drugs to the tanktop
community of course eventually the
Griffin’s give up the drug life and move
back to Quahog but things get a lot
worse before they get better
Lois should have run and taking the kids
with her what about this farm and his
house and the lab inside the house which
is currently producing an incredibly
volatile and explosive batch of thermo
number eight he compared her body to
aging broken down equipment Peter puts
Lois down all the time but this time it
seems way more insensitive than its
usual comments what will once to firm
impressive mountain peaks have become a
barren strip-mined muddy landslide that
groups ever downward first of all it was
her birthday secondly it was during a
surprise party in front of all her
friends and third it was a time when she
was already feeling insecure about
getting older somebody have a birthday
coming up this week that’s an ICU to
remember Brian but frankly I’d rather
let this one slip by I don’t need to be
reminded how old I’m getting way to kick
her while she’s down Peter Lois insults
Peter all the time too but when he
refers to her as a plow horse whose only
use is menial labor and sex can you
really blame her Lois you may not be the
young filly you were when I met you but
you’re still my reliable old plow horse
who’s there each day to pull the plow to
help around the barn and let the husband
horse slap a bat chatter now and then
this Beach sent her on a midlife crisis
as far as we’re concerned it should have
sent her running for the hills her
problem Peter she was already feeling
insecure about her age and then you went
and gave her that horrible speech number
seven he accidentally threw hot grease
at her face Peter has gotten away with a
lot of bad behavior due to a stupidity
but when he’s deemed mentally challenged
he takes this to a whole other level oh
my god if I could get away with anything
he takes full advantage of the situation
by starting a Bible fight in church
barging into women’s bathrooms and
causing trouble wherever he goes well
blaming it all on being mentally
challenged I don’t know any better his
worst offense is when he jumps behind
the counter at a fast-food restaurant
and accidentally pours hot grease all
over Lois nearly killing her hey I’m so
and this isn’t even the only time Peter
is almost killed Lois but more on that
later oh god what have I done
I’m the worst husband ever number six he
brought plagues on his family one of
Peters most ridiculous offenses against
his family happened quite early on in
the show in a season 2 episode Peter
claims that Chris is deathly sick in
order to get his favorite TV show back
on the air and then claims that he
miraculously cured him rice is all
better i cured him you cured him that’s
right I have divine powers because if
that weren’t selfish enough when his
neighbors start praising him like a God
after the supposed miracle
Peter revels in the attention this leads
to the plagues descending on his family
as Brian puts it God is pissed hot it’s
gotta be an explanation for all this you
want an explanation
God is fish despite everyone demanding
you tell the truth Peter refuses to
until Chris almost dies this probably
should have been a massive red flag for
Lois number 5 he’s constantly committing
crimes Peter turning his family into
drug dealers was pretty bad but Lois
probably didn’t even find it that
surprising considering breaking the law
is kind of his thing alright everybody
this is it hey where the hell is
everybody
crimes peter has committed range from
minor offenses of robbery and breaking
and entering to straight-up murder then
there was the time he committed treason
by creating his own country and going to
war against the US dad I tried to go to
school but this guy won’t let me oh yeah
him in what army the US Army
Oh magic army it was the murder of a
completely innocent hook-handed war hero
and the manslaughter of his mom’s best
friend although in Peters defense that
last one was an accident
looks like somebody’s mom died something
I don’t know you you just you’ll take
care of this right number four he forced
her to gain so much weight that she had
a heart attack you might think that
Peter of all people would be
understanding when Lois started to gain
weight but you would be wrong hold on a
sec all right bring her through he
ruthlessly insults her at least until he
discovers the wonders of fat sex then he
encourages her to gain weight which if
you can imagine is even worse than him
putting her down he insists she get
fatter and literally stuffs her face
with cake I want you bigger
I want you Feder it will please me she
gained so much weight that she has a
heart attack and almost dies but that
does not stop Peter from having sex with
her oh my god you’re serious I wish
you’d get you to the hospital all right
hold hold on a sec all right I’m almost
done almost done almost done almost done
almost dad okay let’s go and this is
still only one of several times Lois has
almost died by Peter’s hand what did you
do with my mom’s fat oh it’s right here
in the storage closet number three
he’s an abusive and neglectful father if
the way Peter treats Lois isn’t enough
to have her packing her bags the way he
treats their children probably should we
get it a big part of the show’s humor is
how the ridiculous and dysfunctional
Griffins interact with one another but
the way Peter treats his children is
just appalling she at home
right dad fresh meat Chris sometimes
it’s better not to fit in he frequently
makes Chris feel insecure about himself
he got Stewie hooked on steroids that
one time well if there’s anyone I can
trust it’s a stranger at the gym holding
a dirty needle yes did we try this yeah
what the hell you do whoo-hoo my and of
course that was the time he threw an
unconscious severely injured Stewie
underneath the wheels of Lois’s car so
she would think that she was the one who
injured him oh my god and he hits Meg
with a baseball bat need we say more I
heard a noise is somebody downstairs
oh god Meg you startled me I’m
sorry number two he tried to shoot her
after finding out that Lois is Jewish
Peter tries to shoot her so he’s not
only guilty of attempted murder of his
own wife but also an anti-semitic hate
crime if I don’t rid the house of this
Jewish curse this family is gonna go to
hell and I won’t let that happen now
that’s a loving husband right
yeesh as Lois is walking out to the
mailbox to get the mail
Peter watches her through the scope of a
rifle and takes a shot at her Lois
freaks out as you might expect but Peter
is so nonchalant about the whole thing
seriously
how many times does Peter have to try to
kill Lois before she calls it quits
relax Lois I was aiming for the mailbox
I’m just trying to make a point before
we unveil our number-one pick here are
some honorable or in this case
dishonorable mentions just hate being
around the kids what six-five sorry I
just thought I’d be honest since we’re
gonna die number one he tried to drown
her that’s right yet another near murder
maybe Lois should take solace in the
fact that Peter was trying to connect
more with Stewie when they almost killed
her it’s time that you take an interest
in your son starting today I want you to
spend more time with Stewie after
realizing that the only thing they have
in common is that they find Lois is pain
funny Peter and Stewie go on a rampage
abusing her they smash a jar of pickles
on her head assault her with a spraying
garden hose and trap her in the trunk of
the car and sink her in a lake you know
just some good old-fashioned father-son
bonding drippy you back what’s for
dinner Peter when I said bond with
Stewie this is not what I had in mind do
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Louis is still with Peter welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 reasons
why Lois Griffin should divorce Peter
before we begin we publish new content
every day so be sure to subscribe to our
Channel and ring the bell to get
notified about our latest videos for
this list we’re looking at the worst
things Peter is done to Lois
their children or just in general that
would prompt any real-world woman to
make a call to a divorce lawyer
happiness isn’t about buying expensive
things it’s about being together number
10 his drinking problem has made her
codependent one of Peters most dominant
traits is his drinking
[Music]
[Applause]
he hangs out at the drunken clam with
his friends all the time and he works at
a brewery peter has a very intimate
relationship with alcohol he frequently
gets too drunk to function and Lois has
to take care of him
the very first episode of the show is
based on Peter getting too drunk at a
stag party after promising Lois he won’t
drink promised me Peter what was honey I
promise not a drop of alcohol he’s gonna
touch these lips tonight
he even engages in the ever so clever
drinking game drink the beer you win all
right what do I win oh I’m going for the
high score Peter never shows any serious
signs of getting help for his drinking
or even just cutting back on it all
right I’m going to work somebody’s got
to put food on this table number 9 he
turned his family into drug dealers
these days everyone needs a side hustle
but perhaps turning your family into
drug dealers when you’re farming gig
doesn’t work out is not the best option
when crime rises in Quahog
Peter uproots his entire family with no
warning and moves them to a farm to live
the rural life here we are everyone the
Griffin family farm but life on the farm
is not as easy as it seems they discover
a meth lab in the basement of the farm
and Peter convinces them to start
dealing to earn money I don’t know Lois
we’ve always given our family whatever
it needs well right now our family needs
us to sell illegal drugs to the tanktop
community of course eventually the
Griffin’s give up the drug life and move
back to Quahog but things get a lot
worse before they get better
Lois should have run and taking the kids
with her what about this farm and his
house and the lab inside the house which
is currently producing an incredibly
volatile and explosive batch of thermo
number eight he compared her body to
aging broken down equipment Peter puts
Lois down all the time but this time it
seems way more insensitive than its
usual comments what will once to firm
impressive mountain peaks have become a
barren strip-mined muddy landslide that
groups ever downward first of all it was
her birthday secondly it was during a
surprise party in front of all her
friends and third it was a time when she
was already feeling insecure about
getting older somebody have a birthday
coming up this week that’s an ICU to
remember Brian but frankly I’d rather
let this one slip by I don’t need to be
reminded how old I’m getting way to kick
her while she’s down Peter Lois insults
Peter all the time too but when he
refers to her as a plow horse whose only
use is menial labor and sex can you
really blame her Lois you may not be the
young filly you were when I met you but
you’re still my reliable old plow horse
who’s there each day to pull the plow to
help around the barn and let the husband
horse slap a bat chatter now and then
this Beach sent her on a midlife crisis
as far as we’re concerned it should have
sent her running for the hills her
problem Peter she was already feeling
insecure about her age and then you went
and gave her that horrible speech number
seven he accidentally threw hot grease
at her face Peter has gotten away with a
lot of bad behavior due to a stupidity
but when he’s deemed mentally challenged
he takes this to a whole other level oh
my god if I could get away with anything
he takes full advantage of the situation
by starting a Bible fight in church
barging into women’s bathrooms and
causing trouble wherever he goes well
blaming it all on being mentally
challenged I don’t know any better his
worst offense is when he jumps behind
the counter at a fast-food restaurant
and accidentally pours hot grease all
over Lois nearly killing her hey I’m so
and this isn’t even the only time Peter
is almost killed Lois but more on that
later oh god what have I done
I’m the worst husband ever number six he
brought plagues on his family one of
Peters most ridiculous offenses against
his family happened quite early on in
the show in a season 2 episode Peter
claims that Chris is deathly sick in
order to get his favorite TV show back
on the air and then claims that he
miraculously cured him rice is all
better i cured him you cured him that’s
right I have divine powers because if
that weren’t selfish enough when his
neighbors start praising him like a God
after the supposed miracle
Peter revels in the attention this leads
to the plagues descending on his family
as Brian puts it God is pissed hot it’s
gotta be an explanation for all this you
want an explanation
God is fish despite everyone demanding
you tell the truth Peter refuses to
until Chris almost dies this probably
should have been a massive red flag for
Lois number 5 he’s constantly committing
crimes Peter turning his family into
drug dealers was pretty bad but Lois
probably didn’t even find it that
surprising considering breaking the law
is kind of his thing alright everybody
this is it hey where the hell is
everybody
crimes peter has committed range from
minor offenses of robbery and breaking
and entering to straight-up murder then
there was the time he committed treason
by creating his own country and going to
war against the US dad I tried to go to
school but this guy won’t let me oh yeah
him in what army the US Army
Oh magic army it was the murder of a
completely innocent hook-handed war hero
and the manslaughter of his mom’s best
friend although in Peters defense that
last one was an accident
looks like somebody’s mom died something
I don’t know you you just you’ll take
care of this right number four he forced
her to gain so much weight that she had
a heart attack you might think that
Peter of all people would be
understanding when Lois started to gain
weight but you would be wrong hold on a
sec all right bring her through he
ruthlessly insults her at least until he
discovers the wonders of fat sex then he
encourages her to gain weight which if
you can imagine is even worse than him
putting her down he insists she get
fatter and literally stuffs her face
with cake I want you bigger
I want you Feder it will please me she
gained so much weight that she has a
heart attack and almost dies but that
does not stop Peter from having sex with
her oh my god you’re serious I wish
you’d get you to the hospital all right
hold hold on a sec all right I’m almost
done almost done almost done almost done
almost dad okay let’s go and this is
still only one of several times Lois has
almost died by Peter’s hand what did you
do with my mom’s fat oh it’s right here
in the storage closet number three
he’s an abusive and neglectful father if
the way Peter treats Lois isn’t enough
to have her packing her bags the way he
treats their children probably should we
get it a big part of the show’s humor is
how the ridiculous and dysfunctional
Griffins interact with one another but
the way Peter treats his children is
just appalling she at home
right dad fresh meat Chris sometimes
it’s better not to fit in he frequently
makes Chris feel insecure about himself
he got Stewie hooked on steroids that
one time well if there’s anyone I can
trust it’s a stranger at the gym holding
a dirty needle yes did we try this yeah
what the hell you do whoo-hoo my and of
course that was the time he threw an
unconscious severely injured Stewie
underneath the wheels of Lois’s car so
she would think that she was the one who
injured him oh my god and he hits Meg
with a baseball bat need we say more I
heard a noise is somebody downstairs
oh god Meg you startled me I’m
sorry number two he tried to shoot her
after finding out that Lois is Jewish
Peter tries to shoot her so he’s not
only guilty of attempted murder of his
own wife but also an anti-semitic hate
crime if I don’t rid the house of this
Jewish curse this family is gonna go to
hell and I won’t let that happen now
that’s a loving husband right
yeesh as Lois is walking out to the
mailbox to get the mail
Peter watches her through the scope of a
rifle and takes a shot at her Lois
freaks out as you might expect but Peter
is so nonchalant about the whole thing
seriously
how many times does Peter have to try to
kill Lois before she calls it quits
relax Lois I was aiming for the mailbox
I’m just trying to make a point before
we unveil our number-one pick here are
some honorable or in this case
dishonorable mentions just hate being
around the kids what six-five sorry I
just thought I’d be honest since we’re
gonna die number one he tried to drown
her that’s right yet another near murder
maybe Lois should take solace in the
fact that Peter was trying to connect
more with Stewie when they almost killed
her it’s time that you take an interest
in your son starting today I want you to
spend more time with Stewie after
realizing that the only thing they have
in common is that they find Lois is pain
funny Peter and Stewie go on a rampage
abusing her they smash a jar of pickles
on her head assault her with a spraying
garden hose and trap her in the trunk of
the car and sink her in a lake you know
just some good old-fashioned father-son
bonding drippy you back what’s for
dinner Peter when I said bond with
Stewie this is not what I had in mind do
you agree with our picks check out these
other great clips from WatchMojo and be
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