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looking at examples of Stan Smith of
American Dad being a terrible husband I
don’t know why Francine’s mad at me for
always being right I don’t get mad at
her for always being wrong number 10 his
infidelity haunted by his own traumatic
homecoming Stan takes pride in the fact
that Francine was elected homecoming
queen and can’t wait to rub it in
everyone’s faces at her high school
reunion however once there they
discovered that the title should have
really gone to Francine’s classmate
Betty Sue wanting to be with the real
homecoming queen stan attends the rest
of the reunion with Betty Sue while
using his CIA double to distract his
wife arm with the homecoming queen and
you know what that means it’s not quite
cheating but sneaking off with another
woman is pretty dishonest I guess it was
number 9 he’s incredibly shallow before
Stan and Francine are set to renew their
wedding vows Stan admits that he only
married Francine for her looks there was
nothing else nope upon hearing this
Francine reveals that her outward
appearance is far from unnatural and
without the cosmetic changes she
painstakingly applies on the daily she
actually looks well rather different dan
this is me what the hell happened
Francine refuses to renew their vows
unless Stan can accept her for who she
is
although Stan brings himself to do so
it’s only by making himself completely
blind I promise when you start to Sag to
subject you to risky elective surgery
when they finally work out their
differences it leads to some of the most
cynical vows ever exchanged number 8
he’s sexist a staunch conservative Stan
believes in traditional values however
he takes his views on gender way over
the line an overbearing know-it-all Stan
believes a woman’s place is in the home
and feels threatened when Francine shows
any
kind of independence I want to go back
to a simpler time when men were men and
women had no say in fact in the episode
Stan of Arabia he sings that he wishes
he could go back to a time when women
didn’t have a say and just did what they
were told he seems to get his wish when
his family relocates to Saudi Arabia
where he gets awfully comfortable with
their oppressive gender roles and in
Saudi Arabia daddy makes the decisions
mummy makes a sandwich mommy makes a
sandwich number 7 he thinks nothing of
committing violent and criminal acts in
getting what he wants Stan often resorts
to extreme measures he’s kidnapped
several people including Hilary Duff
when he forced her to go on a date with
Steve and a baby that he decided
shouldn’t be raised by gay parents 50
miles to the freedom of an orphanage
where we’ll get you some real parents
and don’t get us started on what he did
to his mom’s boyfriends he’s also
physically assaulted strangers out of
both anger and just the desire to make
friends laugh even family members aren’t
safe in the episode bully for Steve he
repeatedly beats up Steve in the hopes
he’ll stand up for himself get off me
yeah that’s what your mom said
number 6 he’s arrogant and endangered
his family to prove himself right though
he is a good provider Stan often puts
himself ahead of the family in one
episode he straight-up abandons them to
outwit a car salesman leaving them in
ruin Stan it’s time to come home No
convinced that he always knows what’s
best he also needlessly lands them in
dangerous situations in an apocalypse to
remember he forces them to live in the
woods because he doesn’t want to admit
he was wrong about the apocalypse and in
most adequate Christmas ever his hunt
for the biggest Christmas tree causes
them to almost freeze to death I was
peeing on a tree in it froze midstream
later that episode he pulls a gun on God
himself a true sign of hubris number 5
he secretly had Francine hypnotized this
marriage obviously isn’t built on trust
for 20 years
Stan took Francine to see what she
thought was a marriage counselor but in
reality the counselor was a hypnotist
who had made an arrangement with Stan
right here’s this year’s list of things
I need a do list while Stan left the
room the hypnotist would make Francine
forget all the memories that made Stan
look bad that’s right
I was a stand-up comic it worked until
the hypnotist finally fed up made
Francine remember everything she’d been
trained to repress this isn’t the only
time Stan made Francine forget things
though Stan also once took her to the
CIA lab for a memory wipe after he
forgot an anniversary just lose the last
20 hours of her memory that ought to get
me out of the doghouse Francine Francine
can you hear me number four he put a
perfectly healthy Francine in a
psychiatric hospital realizing he forgot
his anniversary yet again in the episode
American fun
stan has Francine committed to a
psychiatric hospital to buy him enough
time to shop for the perfect gift
unfortunately the plan goes awry when
Stan spends the extra time buying
himself cool gifts instead three days
later when Stan arrives at the hospital
to pick up Francine he’s still
scrambling for gift ideas and presents
her with a bucket of chicken love three
days in a loony bin and a bucket of
chicken as if things couldn’t possibly
get worse Stan’s actions lead to them
both being sent to a doctor for a
lobotomy
number three his son died because he put
off vaccinations remember that hypnotist
Stan hired to make Francine forget his
misdeeds one of those repressed memories
Francine uncovered was of wanting to get
vaccinations for her twins Hayley and
Bailey I think we should get Hayley and
Bailey vaccinated we’ll talk about it
later
however Stan wanted to put off the
vaccinations its heavily implied that
since we never see Bailey again Bailey
died because he didn’t receive the
vaccine Stan denied him this is far from
the only example of Stan being a
negligent father he also once left
Francine and Hayley to die in space when
Roger wanted to kill the Smith family
it’s gonna be okay Francine I made it to
number two he’s shot Francine in the arm
thanks to Stan’s horrible instincts the
Smith family suffered a harrowing set of
events when a massive hurricane struck
their home adding to their misfortunes
they’re attacked by a shark and than a
bear it’s okay
I let the bear in to kill the truck the
following morning when the storm clears
up Stan finds himself in a standoff with
Cleveland Brown and Peter Griffin
everybody shut up and let me think just
let me think when Francine opens the
door to find out what’s going on a
startled Stan
shoots her right in the arm given how
Stan has been reckless with firearms in
the past something like this was bound
to happen before we unveil our top pick
here are a few dishonorable mentions
guns are too dangerous for Steve promise
you won’t get him one for Christmas I
promise I won’t get Steve a gun for
Christmas
Murray wins nay son and you learned
there’s no need to be threatened by my
success absolutely
go team Smith its Stan the man release
Greenspan’s schnauzer number one he
framed her for murder when Stan wanted
to set up one of Francine’s friends
Melinda with his boss CIA deputy
director Bullock Francine was skeptical
it turns out Francine was right as
Bullock wound up accidentally killing
Melinda on their first date she was a
terrorist cuss my CIA honed reflexes
Stan’s reaction he keeps the truth a
secret just to avoid hearing Francine
say those stinging words I told you so
that’s cuz you got drunk and blacked out
again instead he convinces Francine that
she was the one who killed her friend
causing a complete emotional breakdown
now that’s reason enough for Francine to
start looking for a good divorce lawyer
you bastard
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these other great clips from WatchMojo
and be sure to subscribe and ring the
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just not the right men
welcome to watchmojo.com and
in we publish new content every day so
be sure to subscribe to our Channel and
ring the bell to get notified about our
latest videos for this list we’re
looking at examples of Stan Smith of
American Dad being a terrible husband I
don’t know why Francine’s mad at me for
always being right I don’t get mad at
her for always being wrong number 10 his
infidelity haunted by his own traumatic
homecoming Stan takes pride in the fact
that Francine was elected homecoming
queen and can’t wait to rub it in
everyone’s faces at her high school
reunion however once there they
discovered that the title should have
really gone to Francine’s classmate
Betty Sue wanting to be with the real
homecoming queen stan attends the rest
of the reunion with Betty Sue while
using his CIA double to distract his
wife arm with the homecoming queen and
you know what that means it’s not quite
cheating but sneaking off with another
woman is pretty dishonest I guess it was
number 9 he’s incredibly shallow before
Stan and Francine are set to renew their
wedding vows Stan admits that he only
married Francine for her looks there was
nothing else nope upon hearing this
Francine reveals that her outward
appearance is far from unnatural and
without the cosmetic changes she
painstakingly applies on the daily she
actually looks well rather different dan
this is me what the hell happened
Francine refuses to renew their vows
unless Stan can accept her for who she
is
although Stan brings himself to do so
it’s only by making himself completely
blind I promise when you start to Sag to
subject you to risky elective surgery
when they finally work out their
differences it leads to some of the most
cynical vows ever exchanged number 8
he’s sexist a staunch conservative Stan
believes in traditional values however
he takes his views on gender way over
the line an overbearing know-it-all Stan
believes a woman’s place is in the home
and feels threatened when Francine shows
any
kind of independence I want to go back
to a simpler time when men were men and
women had no say in fact in the episode
Stan of Arabia he sings that he wishes
he could go back to a time when women
didn’t have a say and just did what they
were told he seems to get his wish when
his family relocates to Saudi Arabia
where he gets awfully comfortable with
their oppressive gender roles and in
Saudi Arabia daddy makes the decisions
mummy makes a sandwich mommy makes a
sandwich number 7 he thinks nothing of
committing violent and criminal acts in
getting what he wants Stan often resorts
to extreme measures he’s kidnapped
several people including Hilary Duff
when he forced her to go on a date with
Steve and a baby that he decided
shouldn’t be raised by gay parents 50
miles to the freedom of an orphanage
where we’ll get you some real parents
and don’t get us started on what he did
to his mom’s boyfriends he’s also
physically assaulted strangers out of
both anger and just the desire to make
friends laugh even family members aren’t
safe in the episode bully for Steve he
repeatedly beats up Steve in the hopes
he’ll stand up for himself get off me
yeah that’s what your mom said
number 6 he’s arrogant and endangered
his family to prove himself right though
he is a good provider Stan often puts
himself ahead of the family in one
episode he straight-up abandons them to
outwit a car salesman leaving them in
ruin Stan it’s time to come home No
convinced that he always knows what’s
best he also needlessly lands them in
dangerous situations in an apocalypse to
remember he forces them to live in the
woods because he doesn’t want to admit
he was wrong about the apocalypse and in
most adequate Christmas ever his hunt
for the biggest Christmas tree causes
them to almost freeze to death I was
peeing on a tree in it froze midstream
later that episode he pulls a gun on God
himself a true sign of hubris number 5
he secretly had Francine hypnotized this
marriage obviously isn’t built on trust
for 20 years
Stan took Francine to see what she
thought was a marriage counselor but in
reality the counselor was a hypnotist
who had made an arrangement with Stan
right here’s this year’s list of things
I need a do list while Stan left the
room the hypnotist would make Francine
forget all the memories that made Stan
look bad that’s right
I was a stand-up comic it worked until
the hypnotist finally fed up made
Francine remember everything she’d been
trained to repress this isn’t the only
time Stan made Francine forget things
though Stan also once took her to the
CIA lab for a memory wipe after he
forgot an anniversary just lose the last
20 hours of her memory that ought to get
me out of the doghouse Francine Francine
can you hear me number four he put a
perfectly healthy Francine in a
psychiatric hospital realizing he forgot
his anniversary yet again in the episode
American fun
stan has Francine committed to a
psychiatric hospital to buy him enough
time to shop for the perfect gift
unfortunately the plan goes awry when
Stan spends the extra time buying
himself cool gifts instead three days
later when Stan arrives at the hospital
to pick up Francine he’s still
scrambling for gift ideas and presents
her with a bucket of chicken love three
days in a loony bin and a bucket of
chicken as if things couldn’t possibly
get worse Stan’s actions lead to them
both being sent to a doctor for a
lobotomy
number three his son died because he put
off vaccinations remember that hypnotist
Stan hired to make Francine forget his
misdeeds one of those repressed memories
Francine uncovered was of wanting to get
vaccinations for her twins Hayley and
Bailey I think we should get Hayley and
Bailey vaccinated we’ll talk about it
later
however Stan wanted to put off the
vaccinations its heavily implied that
since we never see Bailey again Bailey
died because he didn’t receive the
vaccine Stan denied him this is far from
the only example of Stan being a
negligent father he also once left
Francine and Hayley to die in space when
Roger wanted to kill the Smith family
it’s gonna be okay Francine I made it to
number two he’s shot Francine in the arm
thanks to Stan’s horrible instincts the
Smith family suffered a harrowing set of
events when a massive hurricane struck
their home adding to their misfortunes
they’re attacked by a shark and than a
bear it’s okay
I let the bear in to kill the truck the
following morning when the storm clears
up Stan finds himself in a standoff with
Cleveland Brown and Peter Griffin
everybody shut up and let me think just
let me think when Francine opens the
door to find out what’s going on a
startled Stan
shoots her right in the arm given how
Stan has been reckless with firearms in
the past something like this was bound
to happen before we unveil our top pick
here are a few dishonorable mentions
guns are too dangerous for Steve promise
you won’t get him one for Christmas I
promise I won’t get Steve a gun for
Christmas
Murray wins nay son and you learned
there’s no need to be threatened by my
success absolutely
go team Smith its Stan the man release
Greenspan’s schnauzer number one he
framed her for murder when Stan wanted
to set up one of Francine’s friends
Melinda with his boss CIA deputy
director Bullock Francine was skeptical
it turns out Francine was right as
Bullock wound up accidentally killing
Melinda on their first date she was a
terrorist cuss my CIA honed reflexes
Stan’s reaction he keeps the truth a
secret just to avoid hearing Francine
say those stinging words I told you so
that’s cuz you got drunk and blacked out
again instead he convinces Francine that
she was the one who killed her friend
causing a complete emotional breakdown
now that’s reason enough for Francine to
start looking for a good divorce lawyer
you bastard
do you agree with our picks check out
these other great clips from WatchMojo
and be sure to subscribe and ring the
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