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Top 10 Reasons Peter Griffin Should Be in Prison


he’s not such a family guy after all
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reasons Peter Griffin should be in
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for this list we’re looking at the many
crimes of Family Guy’s protagonist Peter
Griffin although enormous ly
entertaining Peter is objectively a
terrible person and he would easily be
in jail if he lived in the real world
number 10 drunk and disorderly conduct
peter is a frequent heavy drinker and a
regular at the drunken clam he also
frequently gets into all kinds of
criminal mischief while intoxicated
for example peter is prone to stripping
nude while under the influence which he
even did on his first day at his new job
working at a brewery perhaps the most
dangerous examples are his multiple
instances of drunk driving putting
himself and everyone around him in peril
give me a quiche and and I’m drunk so I
give you my keys okay now we’re both
good to drive home while these acts are
pretty terrible police he isn’t sober
while doing them which is more than we
can say for most of his ill behavior
number 9 robbery and Breaking and
Entering Peter has little regard for
people’s personal property and has
frequently engaged in robbing others as
well as breaking into other people’s
homes check those bags for dye packs
who’s the manager hit quahogs most
famous son has stolen a great many
things from many people over the years
including his family and friends often
with the goal of financing his numerous
shenanigans all right boys back up the
don’t get out of there peter has engaged
in a wide variety of theft – ranging
from heists to train and bank robbery –
even dry land piracy haha his Long John
Peter and his Merry Men come seeking
plunder his entrance into other people’s
houses hasn’t always been financially
motivated though as he’s also used it to
spice up his marriage let’s do it again
number eight millions of dollars in
property damage even Peters robberies
probably couldn’t pay for all the damage
he’s done to everything around him
with all the crazy things Peter gets up
to there’s a lot of collateral damage
and that usually includes other people’s
stuff when he isn’t accidentally tearing
up his friend Joe’s yard or half of
Cleveland’s whole house on a regular
basis causing his neighbor to fall out
of his bathtub Peter’s reckless antics
have caused havoc and destruction
throughout the town and even through
time and space thanks in large part to
his increasingly outrageous and epic
number 7 domestic terrorism
Peter is responsible for a lot of
incidental mayhem and destruction and
some of it is the result of things that
qualify as terrorism in one episode
Peter befriends an Islamic terrorist and
while he works to undermine the efforts
of the mansell he accidentally ends up
destroying a bridge with explosives
anyway let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s
go let’s go
be bespectacled protagonist is also
guilty of blowing up not one but two
hospitals one of these incidents
happened while imitating the Joker with
the goal of destroying vaccines and the
other at a Children’s Hospital which was
another accident see that anheuser-busch
Bill Boyd next to the Children’s
Hospital well watched this Oh God
granted the ladder did get him sent to
jail but only for a week okay okay yeah
here we go all right everything worked
out number six
prison against the United States along
with Peter Zafar mentioned terrorist
activities the Griffin patriarch has
also rebelled a bit more directly
against the United States after
discovering his house is technically not
part of the United States
Peter sets up his own micronation called
petoria he then invades America and Xing
his neighbor Joe’s backyard pool and
then throwing a party inviting numerous
dictators hostile to the United States I
didn’t know what to bring so I made
coleslaw it’s made out of people but
just kidding hey is mom out here yet
Peter’s rebellion doesn’t last long
though as the us quickly retakes petoria
and the conquered land
proving that he’s as unskilled at war
and diplomacy as everything else
number five animal abuse Peters crimes
are not limited to being against human
as he also commits them against animals
the science has already mentioned
battles against a giant chicken Peter
has often bought strange or exotic pets
and neglected to feed them or otherwise
mistreated them such as his bizarre
he’s also killed many animals in
humanely including the time he killed
Quagmire’s cat while trying to shave it
well you guys relax he’s got eight more
lives even his own dog Brian is not
immune to his mistreatment as he’s often
beaten shot or otherwise injured him the
animal kingdom’s best friend Peter is
not dammit Peter what were you thinking
this has to be the stupidest thing
you’ve ever done
number four spousal abuse peter is not
so much a husband to his wife Lois as he
is a bratty malicious manchild every
five seconds I do not have flapjacks I
shall break one window he constantly
demands things of her or ignores her
feelings and opinions in favor of his
own selfish random whims in what’s
pretty much a form of emotional abuse in
addition he has physically abused her on
one occasion doing so to better bond
with Stewie even going so far as to push
though Lois has gotten back at him
sometimes Peters abuse is practically
omnipresent you think you’re the only
one in this relationship who wants to be
what a successful man get over yourself
number three child abuse neglect
endangerment
Peters abusive tendencies extend to
children as well including his own well
Lois I am sorry for snapping at you
earlier you were right to criticize Meg
she could not even handle this simple
task
Peter regularly neglects his kids and
when he’s not ignoring his duties as a
father
he’s usually traumatizing or hurting
them my treasure oh my god you hit your
own son he’s especially cruel towards
his daughter Meg whom he bullies and
torments and every opportunity I’m just
trying to fit in get out get out of this
house I said now when Peter’s not being
cruel to his own children
he often displays the same callous
disregard for children in general her
in droves from hitting them with his car
to committing full-on battery against
one of his son Chris’s bullies shut up
Kyle I’m Peter Griffin I’m a dorky fat
numbnuts hi I said shut up your poop
nose number to child pornography peter
has an impressive collection of
pornography but one of the more extreme
and extremely disturbing parts of his
collection is his possession of
pornography depicting minors in one
episode Peter is revealed to have
hundreds of photos of children’s penises
which he uses as part of a bizarre ploy
to get his wife to bond with Cleveland’s
Peter is also implied to have
pornography of underage girls on his
computer which he throws into the ocean
to avoid its discovery with everything
we’ve seen thus far it’s pretty clear he
should be kept as far away from any
child as possible before we get to our
top pick here are some honorable or in
this case dishonorable mentions I’m
number one murder Peter is a bad bad man
that is misdeeds don’t get much worse
than killing someone while Peter has
been responsible for lots of
manslaughter like accidentally killing
his own stepfather at a birthday party
he’s also gotten his hands dirty himself
having killed or being depicted as
having killed everyone from the elderly
to his own children Peter Griffin may be
a cartoon but he would make even the
darkest of TV anti-heroes blanch at his
copious crimes he definitely deserves to
be in prison for life okay I’ll stop now
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