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Top 10 Real Life People Who Are Probably Supervillains


for these celebs it’s big business by de
secret lairs by night it’s not about
pointing the fingers it’s not about
playing the blame game it’s about faith
hope love and forgiveness welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 real life
people who may be super villains once
you’ve cut me loose I’ll open your meat
shirt and show your own heart
for this list we’re taking a
light-hearted look at individuals who
figuratively fit the mold of what we
know to be the classic comic book
supervillain and while our list isn’t
meant to be taken seriously we are
excluding world leaders that some people
have considered dictators like Kim
jong-un and Vladimir Putin Vladimir
Putin arrives at the Kremlin to be sworn
in for the third time as Russia’s
president number 10 Martin shkreli
started doing funny and fun stuff that
maybe even extended that concept of yeah
sure I’m evil I’ll be the Bond villain
he’s known as the most hated man in
America and not just because of his smug
little face which by the way just oozes
supervillain his first evil plot raise
the price of the obscure but life-saving
medication daraprim by over five
thousand percent I probably would have
raised the price higher his second evil
plot purchased the sole copy of wu-tang
clan’s once upon a time in Shaolin for
two million dollars share it with no one
and then take on Ghostface Killah in a
protracted Twitter feud Dennis I’m gonna
call you by your government name
you’re not a Ghostface Killah I’m sorry
in fact he claims that he’s actually
made daraprim available for free to
those who need it still just look at
that malevolent smirk do you think
you’ve done anything wrong on the advice
of counsel I invoke my Fifth Amendment
privilege against self-incrimination and
respectfully declined to answer your
question
his whole allegedly evil empire could
come
down in the near future as he is
currently out on bail awaiting trial for
securities fraud so keep your eyes
peeled for one epic evil meltdown when
it does he almost got away with it
didn’t you know about it I can prove it
number nine Kanye West here’s a musician
that cares a great deal about one thing
himself
in fact Kanye West cares so much about
Kanye West he’s actually raised the bar
when it comes to the supervillain ego
test the testicle doesn’t mean stupid
however as Yeezy is something of a mad
genius do you know anyone else who’s
asked Mark Zuckerberg for an obscene
amount of money over twitter sells
slightly torn denim as his own brand and
buys out Madison Square Garden just as a
pick-me-up we can’t quite decide if he’s
something of a cult leader with legions
of loyal followers or the supervillain
that excels in endless monologues about
how great he is I am the number one most
impactful artist of our generation I am
Shakespeare in the flesh what Disney
nike google number eight Donald Trump
Donald J Trump is calling for a total
and complete shutdown of Muslims
entering the United States in the world
of politics it seems that one must fully
embrace the concept of public
manipulation while maintaining
sociopathic tendencies you’re running
for president of g9 dipshit I didn’t
start it sir with all due respect that’s
the argument of a five hero in this case
the self-assured Donald Trump more than
fits the criteria for a mega super
villain as that atrocious hairstyle most
likely covers up the scars of some
horrible experiment gone wrong I don’t
wear it to pay it’s my hair I swear this
guy has been in the public eye for
decades and in a time when Marquis
Zuckerberg was fiddling around with a
social media thing at Harvard Trump
probably had an army of robots and death
machines with his brand name painted all
over them
today he’s just being himself an out and
about supervillain that continues to
terrorize America and maybe even the
world as his ultimate plans come to
fruition a stab at the White House Lord
we’re going to build a wall and it’s
going to be a serious war number seven
Nicolas Cage I steal the Declaration of
Independence by now we’re all too
familiar with the devastating final
sequence of the 2006 flick The Wicker
Man considering the overly exaggerated
acting of Nic Cage one has to wonder if
this was when he actually lost his mind
and decided that if he wasn’t gonna get
that second Oscar then he was gonna rule
the world instead since actors tend to
be consumed by their roles
perhaps Nicolas Cage morphed into the
modern Island supervillain one who
spends his days stroking cats planning
elaborate schemes and killing his own
henchman when things don’t go his way
you know a typical Tuesday in the cage
household okay let’s run number 6 Oprah
Winfrey
she’s a talk show host
media mogul and an actress of many
accolades
jail setting at jail denier bad done
rock death you might be thinking that
she’s just an exceptionally talented
woman who’s made successful ventures in
many a medium or the more likely truth
is that she is the genius super villain
that has fooled everyone into adoring
her
with so much charisma and presence and a
plethora of celebrity contacts there is
the dangerous possibility that Oprah may
one day reveal herself to the world as
its new savvy overlord with an army of
famous faces as her minions blush blush
she’d also have a pretty snazzy weapon
of mass destruction with a catchy name
as well you know perhaps something along
the lines of the ozone this sounds like
political presidential talk to me and I
know people have talked to you about
whether or not you want to run would you
do would you ever probably not number
five Mark Zuckerberg I mean I feel a lot
of responsibility in my role and with
all due respect to the philanthropic
ways of Facebook’s CEO you really can’t
blame us for wondering if he might need
to balance everything out with some
night time super villainy it’s not like
Mark Zuckerberg would actively seek to
harm others given that brain of his and
the International scope of his
entrepreneurial endeavors he surely got
some type of underground customized war
room in which he cackles at all the
stupidest Facebook posts while secretly
poking confused users all over the globe
mr. Zuckerberg you feed there’s no
requirement that I enjoy sitting here
listening to people lie you have part of
my attention you have the minimum amount
number for Elon Musk but you’re trying
to do good things and you’re I mean yeah
that seems a little bit like either
superhero or super villain you have to
choose one no he’s not a cologne but he
is in fact an actual human being that
not only co-founded PayPal and founded
SpaceX but also serves as the product
architect of Tesla Motors hey if you
named your company after the late Nikola
Tesla who is certainly one of the
world’s mad geniuses then you’re
familiar with skepticism and with all
this space business and hopes to
colonize Mars it is a fixer-upper of a
planet well you know damn well that Elon
Musk doesn’t have your typical mancave
in fact it’s likely some type of
intergalactic party house in which he
floats about while simultaneously
navigating a hologram blueprint for the
next space endeavour yep this man
can do that but it’s something you keep
secret like a true supervillain we get
the warhead and we hold the world ransom
for 1 million dollars
number 3 David Miscavige oh no no no no
explain something to you he’s been with
Scientology ever since he was 16 after
dropping out of high school with his
dad’s permission to join l ron Hubbard’s
fraternal religious order the Sea Org
then shortly after Hubbard’s 1986 death
David Miscavige became the head of
Scientology
taking on the rank of captain and
inheriting the late founders massive
group of powerful and devoted followers
the 24th of January ad 36 l ron Hubbard
discarded the body he had used in this
lifetime for 74 years though the Church
of Scientology celebrates him we can’t
ignore Miscavige’s reported temper as
he’s been accused of harassment physical
assault and illegal and immoral acts
well I’m sorry no I’m sorry that story
doesn’t doesn’t hold water because I’ll
tell you from my perspective the person
getting arrested myself in the church
he’s even got a supervillain desk layer
in the impressive and undoubtedly
expensive religious Technology Center
headquarters which you gotta admit is
kind of creepy looking as well which
gavage would sit in a 15 by 15 room
cameras of every session you can flip in
between them and he was watching these
things and it was for training purposes
number 2 Rupert Murdoch
now here’s another business mogul but
one who’s of the more elderly ilk in
other words he’s the antithesis of the
vibrant and colorful supervillain as
Rupert Murdoch surely roams the streets
in black and white do you like a feeling
of power you have as a newspaper
proprietor and being able to sort of
formulate policies for a large number of
newspapers in every state of Australia
well than anyone on earth time for that
of course yes Australian born with a
fancy Oxford education albeit in werster
College he once revolutionised the
newspaper industry which essentially
makes him the big daddy of the written
word among other things I don’t believe
that the people who read The Times there
any better than the people who read the
son I just believe they’re different
Murdoch is the intellectual supervillain
one who chooses his projects wisely and
spends more of his time gazing at
classic novels while puffing on
expensive cigars what do you get me oh
nothing just exclusive broadcasting
rights in China for the next 100 years
Ross this man and you’ll end up in the
obituaries theoretically there’s no news
like bad news before we unveil our
number one pick here are some honorable
mentions because I don’t know how the
internet works you know I don’t matter
it kind of tells you what you did afraid
that I might do something like really
wrong it was a human moment okay I’ve
gone on stage a couple hundred times in
my life
number one Peter teal this billionaire
German American entrepreneur may have
co-founded PayPal with another entry on
our list Elon Musk and he became
Facebook’s first outside investor but
the self-proclaimed libertarian also
once declared that he quote no longer
believed that freedom and democracy are
compatible then in 2016 it was revealed
that teal gave out millions of dollars
to back several lawsuits against Gawker
Media including Hulk Hogan’s sex tape
scandal though teal claimed he did this
to stop the presses privacy violations
he could have possibly been driven by
the desire for revenge as well
especially considering the blog
discussed his homosexuality in 2007
after all only a super villain would
call himself a libertarian that openly
supports freedom of the press while
privately seeking to silence it through
the courts do you agree with our list is
this a joke which human being do you
think is actually a supervillain don’t
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