they’re the best of the worst or are
they the worst of the best either way
they’re awful it’s my fault I got a
shoplift at the little tykes section of
goodwill I’m not talking about your
clothes
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
Razzie Award winning movies
for this list we’re focusing on films
that took home Golden Raspberry Awards
and have ranked them depending on their
infamy cult status and our own personal
preferences what about me to get out
look lose my job there are a couple of
spoilers throughout though we guarantee
you aren’t missing out on much with
these films I want to become a guru so
girls will like me then I will like
myself number 10 the Love Guru whoa how
did you get there little guy scared the
crap out of me Mike Myers has always
been a symbol of comedy he was a king in
his own right on SNL brought the red-hot
mojo of super spy Austin Powers to life
and was a household name as the voice of
Shrek oh that’s nice
now let’s go then it all came crashing
down with this career killing outing in
my book I know you are but what am i I
explained that when love goes wrong
nothing goes right as a self-help guru
who specializes in relationships he
tries to help a star hockey player win
back his wife from the poorly cast
Justin Timberlake someone ordered the
special gave egg pizza you know like in
the porno the flick is filled with jokes
that fall flat painfully obvious
innuendos and even more painful cameos
which is probably why it won the most
Razzies at the 2009 ceremony including
worst picture worst actor and worst
screenplay good thing Myers had
inglorious basterds to fall back on what
should we drink to huh man um down with
Hitler number nine wild wild west what
that’ll get you killed with the budget
and star power this movie had is could
have been a fun family film instead it
seemed like a wasted effort that really
didn’t know what it wanted to be or who
to aim it at nice of you to join us
and add color to these monochromatic
proceedings when a fella comes back from
the dead I find that an occasion to
stand up be counted
you have people getting beheaded racist
slurs and Salma Hayek’s but on display
but you also have a giant mechanical
spider and kenneth branagh as a legless
over the top villain well y’all look
like you seen a ghost
with so much mismatching it’s no wonder
this film ended up getting ripped apart
so much so that it took home a whopping
5 Razzies in 2000 including worst
director worst screenplay and worst
picture oh and I swear none of the other
white folks know I’d rather shoot myself
and play your damn manservant well the
theme song was awfully catchy when I
roll they do the how well this was the
movie that prevented Will Smith from
playing neo in the matrix bogus leaping
bonds No number 8 Freddy got fingered
what in the name of sweet breakfast
meats you doing there’s comedy that has
a surreal edge to it there’s comedy that
successfully blends gross-out humor into
its narrative and then there’s Freddy
got fingered Tom Green directs and stars
in this grotesque and mishandled plot as
an immature cartoonist who’s stoner
antics are agonizing to watch
he’s a molester there’s a child molester
a false accusation of his father
molesting his younger brother swinging
newborns animal carcasses everywhere a
strange obsession with jerking off
animals the list of reasons why you
should avoid this film goes on and on
but at the top of the list it took home
five Razzies in 2002 including worst
actor for Tom Green worst screen couple
for Tom and any animal he abuses and
worst picture did you for all this
where’d you get some money I got a job
throughout the entire runtime all we can
do is feel sorry for Rip Torn for
starring in such a cinematic abomination
well see there’s been a change in plans
figured instead of following my dream of
being an animator I’m just gonna give up
number seven saving Christmas I love
Christmas I admit it I love everything
about Christmas time do you enjoy the
holidays opening presents with your
family and having a Merry time well
turns out you’ve been doing it all wrong
now see Christmas through new eyes
luckily Kirk Cameron is here to educate
us all on how to make amends and
celebrate properly let me show you how a
real defender of the faith does it even
if you ignore the underlying preachy
Christian message the choppy camerawork
and editing lack of a real narrative and
random dance sequences in this movie
drain all joy out of the festive season
and in ballet he was not born in
December this is not what Christmas is
all about not that we expected much from
a film that got a 0% rating on Rotten
Tomatoes and one for Razzies in 2015
including worst director and worst
picture if you’re looking for a movie to
get into the Christmas spirit you may
want to look elsewhere so what are we
supposed to do number six I know who
killed me is that a lame just mean relax
you before the game host Mean Girls
everything cinematically fell apart for
Lindsay Lohan if that was her goal and
starring in this nonsensical thriller
that lacked any kind of
eles was certainly the right way to go
about it yes my finger got cut off but
nobody did it who’s gonna believe that
look at you you don’t even believe it
once again portraying two characters at
once Lohan’s Aubrey is supposedly killed
during the opening act only to be
discovered alive and with no
recollection of the event insisting
she’s another person entirely
I think I’m Laurie’s twin sister how are
they related why did they share the same
wounds you won’t get a clear answer to
those questions but you may have a
better idea as to why the film took home
a traz E’s in 2008 where Lohan not only
won worst actress for each of her
characters but one for worst screen
couple with herself as well
gulp yourself number five Howard the
Duck I bet you were born from a very
hard-boiled egg long before George Lucas
upset many Star Wars fans with the
prequels he gave us this little gem hey
we’ve got a saying on my planet if God
intended us to fly he wouldn’t have
taken away our wings based on the quirky
foul-mouthed Marvel property Howard the
Duck shows us how not to adapt a comic
character to film every ducks got his
limit and you scum have pushed me over
the line transported from his own world
of sentient ducks to earth in the 1980s
we follow our feathered protagonists as
he gets into bar fights battles horrific
CGI and shreds like Jimi Hendrix
still doesn’t sound that bad well there
was that one scene where Howard almost
has sex with a human woman still not
swayed you see a duck with massive boobs
in the first five minutes for these
reasons among many others
it took home four Awards in 1987
including worst new star worst visual
effects and worst picture I can’t
believe this planet fried eggs yeah
number four Shiley no don’t pay no
affection she thinks I’m beautiful yeah
to blind to one eye the fact that two
actors are considered a power couple and
have a lot of hype surrounding them may
help your movie but don’t assume it’s a
good substitute for actual cognitive
storytelling character development or
general likability every relationship
there’s a bull and a cow it just so
happens that in this relationship right
here with me and you I’m the bull you’re
the cow
despite Ben Affleck and J Lo’s
relationship status they are on-screen
chemistry sexual or otherwise dissolved
when we were presented with horrendous
lines like this it’s turkey time huh
with no real sense of danger in a
supposed gangster movie and no concept
of romance in a movie that’s all about
Bennifer no one comes out of this film
unscathed
Sam Mona especially not the film stars
who took home the worst actor and worst
actress Awards worst screen couple and
even worst comedy of the Razzies first
25 years in 2005 wait ah this is not
2010 first century number three Catwoman
Catwoman
yeah her oh yeah ha black leather whip
you want to know how to get everything
fundamentally wrong about a character
let’s no further than the time Halle
Berry donned the tight SNM style cat
suit you don’t believe everything you
see on TV dude even if you exclude
everything about the Batman myth and try
to see it as a standalone film you still
have magical cats that can bring people
back to life Halle Berry getting aroused
by catnip and makeup that gives you
superpowers now really doesn’t just hide
the effects of aging it actually
reverses them the plot is nonsensical
the characters are flat and to add
insult to injury it gave us an equally
atrocious tie-in video game and there’s
one thing I hate about shopping
after-hours its competition the film
took home for Razzies in 2005 including
worst director and worst picture as well
as worst actress for Halle Berry where
she became the first actress to accept
the award in person he’d be a nice kitty
now number two Jack and Jill oh my god
I’m an idiot yep you all knew that Adam
Sandler would show up here eventually
basis we shared mom’s womb we will
roommate oh that is just disgusting
while Sandler has given us numerous
cinematic blunders we had to single out
the time he thought laughing like a
hyena while dressed in drag would
actually serve as comedy hey listen you
got to pick a username Jill so just just
do that I used the name
uh how about Manilow cuz he could use me
anytime he wants to there’s nothing more
uncomfortable than watching Sandler
switch between his so-called characters
at the expense of Al Pacino who has to
act like he’s attracted to Jill and then
a dolled up Jack oh my god so sorry
I’m sure you have others though ah you’d
think it but oddly enough I don’t the
film is incredibly predictable and the
laughs are non-existent causing it to
win a total of ten Razzies in 2012
securing the record for the most Razzie
Awards given to a single film burn this
I’m sorry this must never be seen by
anyone aside from that accomplishment it
also lowered the bar in terms of what we
expect from an Adam Sandler movie pagogo
where the night you’ll just have to see
jail come on the night oh my god the
night before we unveil our number one
pick here are some honorable or in this
case dishonorable mentioned
will you poop on me
what will you poop on me are you wait
what did you say I trust you I feel like
you’re my soul mate how much mail can a
dead postman deliver that’s oh then I’ll
take it
The Adventure is just starting for you
my friend just wait till my lawyer beats
your captain number one Battlefield
Earth excuse me
but Lawrence cook food prepare to be
baffled on every conceivable level
this film contributed to the bankruptcy
of its production company and had the
esteemed distinction of holding the most
Razzie Awards for a solid decade humans
with obvious links to Scientology an
even more obviously tight budget and
John Travolta acting is over the top as
possible Battlefield Earth fails before
it even gets off the ground wasted my
time have it that the camerawork is
constantly slanted every scene ends with
a white cut and the plot holes are large
enough to fly a spaceship through of
course and it had nothing to do with the
fact that it could allow you to cut the
workers pay the film took home seven
Razzies in 2001 including worst picture
worst director and worst screenplay as
well as worst picture of the decade in
2010 the god be with you
Travolta may have set out to floor
audiences with an epic sci-fi film but
all he managed to do was create an
intergalactic catastrophe as you are
listening to me I most likely do not
exist as we may have been exterminated
do you agree with our list what do you
think is the number one Razzie award
winning movie sounds to me like he just
wants you to accept him as your son to
approve of him and what he wants to do
with this life now how does that make
you feel
with new top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com but I
figured since I helped get you into all
this the least I could do is offer
you’re right out of town
they the worst of the best either way
they’re awful it’s my fault I got a
shoplift at the little tykes section of
goodwill I’m not talking about your
clothes
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
Razzie Award winning movies
for this list we’re focusing on films
that took home Golden Raspberry Awards
and have ranked them depending on their
infamy cult status and our own personal
preferences what about me to get out
look lose my job there are a couple of
spoilers throughout though we guarantee
you aren’t missing out on much with
these films I want to become a guru so
girls will like me then I will like
myself number 10 the Love Guru whoa how
did you get there little guy scared the
crap out of me Mike Myers has always
been a symbol of comedy he was a king in
his own right on SNL brought the red-hot
mojo of super spy Austin Powers to life
and was a household name as the voice of
Shrek oh that’s nice
now let’s go then it all came crashing
down with this career killing outing in
my book I know you are but what am i I
explained that when love goes wrong
nothing goes right as a self-help guru
who specializes in relationships he
tries to help a star hockey player win
back his wife from the poorly cast
Justin Timberlake someone ordered the
special gave egg pizza you know like in
the porno the flick is filled with jokes
that fall flat painfully obvious
innuendos and even more painful cameos
which is probably why it won the most
Razzies at the 2009 ceremony including
worst picture worst actor and worst
screenplay good thing Myers had
inglorious basterds to fall back on what
should we drink to huh man um down with
Hitler number nine wild wild west what
that’ll get you killed with the budget
and star power this movie had is could
have been a fun family film instead it
seemed like a wasted effort that really
didn’t know what it wanted to be or who
to aim it at nice of you to join us
and add color to these monochromatic
proceedings when a fella comes back from
the dead I find that an occasion to
stand up be counted
you have people getting beheaded racist
slurs and Salma Hayek’s but on display
but you also have a giant mechanical
spider and kenneth branagh as a legless
over the top villain well y’all look
like you seen a ghost
with so much mismatching it’s no wonder
this film ended up getting ripped apart
so much so that it took home a whopping
5 Razzies in 2000 including worst
director worst screenplay and worst
picture oh and I swear none of the other
white folks know I’d rather shoot myself
and play your damn manservant well the
theme song was awfully catchy when I
roll they do the how well this was the
movie that prevented Will Smith from
playing neo in the matrix bogus leaping
bonds No number 8 Freddy got fingered
what in the name of sweet breakfast
meats you doing there’s comedy that has
a surreal edge to it there’s comedy that
successfully blends gross-out humor into
its narrative and then there’s Freddy
got fingered Tom Green directs and stars
in this grotesque and mishandled plot as
an immature cartoonist who’s stoner
antics are agonizing to watch
he’s a molester there’s a child molester
a false accusation of his father
molesting his younger brother swinging
newborns animal carcasses everywhere a
strange obsession with jerking off
animals the list of reasons why you
should avoid this film goes on and on
but at the top of the list it took home
five Razzies in 2002 including worst
actor for Tom Green worst screen couple
for Tom and any animal he abuses and
worst picture did you for all this
where’d you get some money I got a job
throughout the entire runtime all we can
do is feel sorry for Rip Torn for
starring in such a cinematic abomination
well see there’s been a change in plans
figured instead of following my dream of
being an animator I’m just gonna give up
number seven saving Christmas I love
Christmas I admit it I love everything
about Christmas time do you enjoy the
holidays opening presents with your
family and having a Merry time well
turns out you’ve been doing it all wrong
now see Christmas through new eyes
luckily Kirk Cameron is here to educate
us all on how to make amends and
celebrate properly let me show you how a
real defender of the faith does it even
if you ignore the underlying preachy
Christian message the choppy camerawork
and editing lack of a real narrative and
random dance sequences in this movie
drain all joy out of the festive season
and in ballet he was not born in
December this is not what Christmas is
all about not that we expected much from
a film that got a 0% rating on Rotten
Tomatoes and one for Razzies in 2015
including worst director and worst
picture if you’re looking for a movie to
get into the Christmas spirit you may
want to look elsewhere so what are we
supposed to do number six I know who
killed me is that a lame just mean relax
you before the game host Mean Girls
everything cinematically fell apart for
Lindsay Lohan if that was her goal and
starring in this nonsensical thriller
that lacked any kind of
eles was certainly the right way to go
about it yes my finger got cut off but
nobody did it who’s gonna believe that
look at you you don’t even believe it
once again portraying two characters at
once Lohan’s Aubrey is supposedly killed
during the opening act only to be
discovered alive and with no
recollection of the event insisting
she’s another person entirely
I think I’m Laurie’s twin sister how are
they related why did they share the same
wounds you won’t get a clear answer to
those questions but you may have a
better idea as to why the film took home
a traz E’s in 2008 where Lohan not only
won worst actress for each of her
characters but one for worst screen
couple with herself as well
gulp yourself number five Howard the
Duck I bet you were born from a very
hard-boiled egg long before George Lucas
upset many Star Wars fans with the
prequels he gave us this little gem hey
we’ve got a saying on my planet if God
intended us to fly he wouldn’t have
taken away our wings based on the quirky
foul-mouthed Marvel property Howard the
Duck shows us how not to adapt a comic
character to film every ducks got his
limit and you scum have pushed me over
the line transported from his own world
of sentient ducks to earth in the 1980s
we follow our feathered protagonists as
he gets into bar fights battles horrific
CGI and shreds like Jimi Hendrix
still doesn’t sound that bad well there
was that one scene where Howard almost
has sex with a human woman still not
swayed you see a duck with massive boobs
in the first five minutes for these
reasons among many others
it took home four Awards in 1987
including worst new star worst visual
effects and worst picture I can’t
believe this planet fried eggs yeah
number four Shiley no don’t pay no
affection she thinks I’m beautiful yeah
to blind to one eye the fact that two
actors are considered a power couple and
have a lot of hype surrounding them may
help your movie but don’t assume it’s a
good substitute for actual cognitive
storytelling character development or
general likability every relationship
there’s a bull and a cow it just so
happens that in this relationship right
here with me and you I’m the bull you’re
the cow
despite Ben Affleck and J Lo’s
relationship status they are on-screen
chemistry sexual or otherwise dissolved
when we were presented with horrendous
lines like this it’s turkey time huh
with no real sense of danger in a
supposed gangster movie and no concept
of romance in a movie that’s all about
Bennifer no one comes out of this film
unscathed
Sam Mona especially not the film stars
who took home the worst actor and worst
actress Awards worst screen couple and
even worst comedy of the Razzies first
25 years in 2005 wait ah this is not
2010 first century number three Catwoman
Catwoman
yeah her oh yeah ha black leather whip
you want to know how to get everything
fundamentally wrong about a character
let’s no further than the time Halle
Berry donned the tight SNM style cat
suit you don’t believe everything you
see on TV dude even if you exclude
everything about the Batman myth and try
to see it as a standalone film you still
have magical cats that can bring people
back to life Halle Berry getting aroused
by catnip and makeup that gives you
superpowers now really doesn’t just hide
the effects of aging it actually
reverses them the plot is nonsensical
the characters are flat and to add
insult to injury it gave us an equally
atrocious tie-in video game and there’s
one thing I hate about shopping
after-hours its competition the film
took home for Razzies in 2005 including
worst director and worst picture as well
as worst actress for Halle Berry where
she became the first actress to accept
the award in person he’d be a nice kitty
now number two Jack and Jill oh my god
I’m an idiot yep you all knew that Adam
Sandler would show up here eventually
basis we shared mom’s womb we will
roommate oh that is just disgusting
while Sandler has given us numerous
cinematic blunders we had to single out
the time he thought laughing like a
hyena while dressed in drag would
actually serve as comedy hey listen you
got to pick a username Jill so just just
do that I used the name
uh how about Manilow cuz he could use me
anytime he wants to there’s nothing more
uncomfortable than watching Sandler
switch between his so-called characters
at the expense of Al Pacino who has to
act like he’s attracted to Jill and then
a dolled up Jack oh my god so sorry
I’m sure you have others though ah you’d
think it but oddly enough I don’t the
film is incredibly predictable and the
laughs are non-existent causing it to
win a total of ten Razzies in 2012
securing the record for the most Razzie
Awards given to a single film burn this
I’m sorry this must never be seen by
anyone aside from that accomplishment it
also lowered the bar in terms of what we
expect from an Adam Sandler movie pagogo
where the night you’ll just have to see
jail come on the night oh my god the
night before we unveil our number one
pick here are some honorable or in this
case dishonorable mentioned
will you poop on me
what will you poop on me are you wait
what did you say I trust you I feel like
you’re my soul mate how much mail can a
dead postman deliver that’s oh then I’ll
take it
The Adventure is just starting for you
my friend just wait till my lawyer beats
your captain number one Battlefield
Earth excuse me
but Lawrence cook food prepare to be
baffled on every conceivable level
this film contributed to the bankruptcy
of its production company and had the
esteemed distinction of holding the most
Razzie Awards for a solid decade humans
with obvious links to Scientology an
even more obviously tight budget and
John Travolta acting is over the top as
possible Battlefield Earth fails before
it even gets off the ground wasted my
time have it that the camerawork is
constantly slanted every scene ends with
a white cut and the plot holes are large
enough to fly a spaceship through of
course and it had nothing to do with the
fact that it could allow you to cut the
workers pay the film took home seven
Razzies in 2001 including worst picture
worst director and worst screenplay as
well as worst picture of the decade in
2010 the god be with you
Travolta may have set out to floor
audiences with an epic sci-fi film but
all he managed to do was create an
intergalactic catastrophe as you are
listening to me I most likely do not
exist as we may have been exterminated
do you agree with our list what do you
think is the number one Razzie award
winning movie sounds to me like he just
wants you to accept him as your son to
approve of him and what he wants to do
with this life now how does that make
you feel
with new top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com but I
figured since I helped get you into all
this the least I could do is offer
you’re right out of town
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