listen to me
I swear I’m gonna slice your heart man
that’s some spare time and don’t care
about your reputation
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
pranks can be done for this list we’re
taking a look at all those classic
somewhat harmless and always hilarious
practical jokes that you can use to mess
with your pals not that we condone that
sort of thing number 10 all soda got a
needle some thread and friends who still
think it’s okay to hang out with you
well here’s a little trick that’ll send
those chumps packing the Grinch laughed
in his throat and he made a quick Santy
Claus hat and a coon first gather up all
their coats and while you’re at it don’t
be shy about going through their
underwear drawers cuz that isn’t weird
no matter what your psychologist says if
you want to collect women’s underwear
can you just buy them they have to be
won in battle now pull out your trusty
sewing machine and get cracking
so the cuffs of the coats together so
they can’t get their hands through the
sleeves and sew up the leg holes of
their underwear then sit back and watch
those bridges burn
number nine hair dryer Powder Keg do u
cohabitate with someone of the female
persuasion if your time on the throne is
cut short by the winds of the hairdryer
here’s a surefire trick to reclaim your
much-needed toilet time and like her car
the lady’s hair dryer is compact and
fast it’s the new Lady Sunbeam Jet Set
hairdryer with the self storing hose
just fill the hairdryer with your
favorite baby powder set it gently in
its usual resting spot and wait for your
soon-to-be ex to get out of the shower
suddenly the bathroom is wall-to-wall
powder mess and your victim is
scrambling blindly for murderous
vengeance if she has a car
fill her defroster vents with powder –
while you’re at it number eight you’re
in trouble
can I sleep in your room I don’t want to
sleep on the height of that before if
you’re something to drink he’ll what bit
nothing makes a sleepover quite as fun
and memorable as someone wetting
themselves just dip your former friends
hand in some water room temperature
naturally wait a few hours and watch as
traumatizing flashbacks of childhood
inadequacy render them a gibbering mess
it doesn’t have to be at a slumber party
maybe you have a roommate who ate your
cheese or a family member who called you
fat they all make them wet the bed trick
can be done anywhere at any time and the
fun doesn’t stop there you’ll have hours
of entertainment watching them drag
their soaking useless mattress to the
curb I’m grossed out by piece number
seven rude awakening I guess I get a
little goofy
nervous this next prank isn’t exactly
destructive but it’s still a kicker when
done right wait till some poor Punk
falls asleep near you spray some shaving
cream into their hand gently so as not
to disturb them and incur their sleepy
wrath since I was a kid I’ve been able
to sleep through anything
storms sirens you name it then tickle
their nose ever so slightly watch and
laugh as they slap themselves with a
palm full of frothy cream for those of
you who don’t find it funny unless
someone is in pain or something’s on
fire squeeze a little lemon juice into
that glob of shaving cream that’ll teach
those fools to sleep comfortably in your
presence that is quite a situation
number 6 TP tinsel I think tonight we
need to do something drastic like what
like find out where mr. evil lives and
go over there and TP her house this
one’s an oldie but a goodie
all you need is a bunch of toilet paper
rolls someone’s house and a couple of
friends let’s come back tonight I got a
plan
you probably don’t have any friends
though because you do this kind of stuff
and no one likes you
there is no step this is it this is it
yeah this is your plan it’s awesome
that’s okay
it’ll just take a little longer now
let’s fly and festoon the victims house
with ribbon after ribbon of beautiful
white toilet paper if they aren’t home
and you have a few hours to kill make
sure there isn’t one square inch that
isn’t absolutely covered with the stuff
then you want to look in windows and
what babes and dress there’s three
o’clock during dressed already number
five
sweet and salty satisfaction or switch
the sugar for the salt so they put salt
on their cereal oh that’s a good one you
know how eating with family or friends
is so boring
long do we always have to listen to this
elevator music don’t you just wish
something would happen to liven up the
festivities well wish no more all you
need is right there in the kitchen some
salt some sugar and the secret just
switch them up now be careful not to add
any of these things to your own food
because that would be really lame
race you want some sugar in your coffee
yes do I want sugar in my coffee no just
a milk would be good Carol thanks but
you’re not lame you know who is your
friends watch as they cover their fries
with sweet sugary goodness for added
effect go ahead and unscrew the shaker
so it all comes pouring out number 4
golden showers been learned a little
trick that’s right
saran wrap on the toilet seat
so the pee goes everywhere if you’ve
done any of these pranks right then your
loved ones know it isn’t safe to sleep
eat or leave their houses unattended but
maybe those suckers thought it was okay
to go to the bathroom wrong you can find
the tools for this caper in your kitchen
just stretch some clear plastic wrap
over the toilet the next time anyone
uses the bathroom they’re gonna find
themselves in a smelly yellow downpour
of their own making the great part about
this prank is the cleanup afterwards cuz
if you did it right their clothes will
be soaked and so will the bathroom saran
wrap on the toilet seat you don’t think
there’s just a little fun thing I was
barefoot number three the flaming bag
here’s a nice piece of shit what to do
with all those unsightly dog turds lying
all over the place if no one tells you
you don’t need to clean this shit you
let this shit stay forever shit they’ve
been in a den for six months any well
the answer is right here scoop that bad
boy up and put it in a paper bag paper
or plastic
not a plastic bag we cannot stress this
enough now find someone you don’t like
more even better a friend and set your
package down on their doorstep Judas
Priest Barbara put those flaming bags
again don’t tell me my devil woman call
the fire department control light that
baby on fire ring the doorbell and watch
as they ruin perfectly good shoes in an
effort to prevent a swirling inferno
make sure you run away before they
answer the door or it could lead to some
awkward questions oh good lord
is that
number two whoopee cushion yeah you are
a respectable person with a finely honed
sense of humor and you know that the
height of comedy is and always will be
the sound of someone farting whoopee
cushion what are you – these things are
great the only problem is you aren’t
always gassy enough to produce said
comedic tune well this problem was
solved ages ago with the whoopee cushion
you can not only fill the room with
those hilarious trumpet sounds but you
can also humiliate your friends by
making it appear as though they’ve
passed gas daddy it wasn’t me I had to
improvise a bed of something whoopee
cushions just set a cushion down
wherever someone might sit and wait for
them to become the butt of a classic
prank before we unveil our number one
pick here are some honorable mentions
what i did is i short-sheeted his bed
short sheeting is where you take the
cover that they go under at night before
they go to bed and you fold it in half
you can only get halfway into their bed
that’s wrong
number one prank calls IP freely here
hey everybody I really well you’re back
home after a tiring day of pulling
pranks and losing friends what can you
do from the comfort of your own bed that
would really annoy someone grab your
phone friend cuz you’re about to ruin
someone’s night hey I just a sec on
check Amanda hugging kiss hey I’m
looking for Amanda Hagen kiss
why can’t I find a man gasps again kiss
pick a random number out of the
phonebook or block your own number and
call a friend you now have as many
options as you have wacky voices hello
Chandler Bing hello mr. Bing I love you
whoever this is stop calling me
it’s been six months it’s not funny
pretend to be an angry ex lover a
perverted weirdo or say you’re the
police and there’s been a horrible
accident involving your victims loved
ones Cory Gillis five five five oh one
seven six shit hot flash Cory prank
calls are a criminal offense prosecuted
under penal code 6 5 3 M hope you
enjoyed the movie whatever you choose
the outcome will definitely be
entertaining hello I’d like to speak
with a mr. snap ball first name gyro
you’re a snap ball what how dare you if
I find out who this is I’ll staple up
flag tear but and mail you to Iran do
you agree with our list
yeah yeah yeah la appellant what’s your
favorite prank for more side-splitting
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com could you not
tuck the blankets because i can’t sleep
all oh yeah
you
I swear I’m gonna slice your heart man
that’s some spare time and don’t care
about your reputation
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
pranks can be done for this list we’re
taking a look at all those classic
somewhat harmless and always hilarious
practical jokes that you can use to mess
with your pals not that we condone that
sort of thing number 10 all soda got a
needle some thread and friends who still
think it’s okay to hang out with you
well here’s a little trick that’ll send
those chumps packing the Grinch laughed
in his throat and he made a quick Santy
Claus hat and a coon first gather up all
their coats and while you’re at it don’t
be shy about going through their
underwear drawers cuz that isn’t weird
no matter what your psychologist says if
you want to collect women’s underwear
can you just buy them they have to be
won in battle now pull out your trusty
sewing machine and get cracking
so the cuffs of the coats together so
they can’t get their hands through the
sleeves and sew up the leg holes of
their underwear then sit back and watch
those bridges burn
number nine hair dryer Powder Keg do u
cohabitate with someone of the female
persuasion if your time on the throne is
cut short by the winds of the hairdryer
here’s a surefire trick to reclaim your
much-needed toilet time and like her car
the lady’s hair dryer is compact and
fast it’s the new Lady Sunbeam Jet Set
hairdryer with the self storing hose
just fill the hairdryer with your
favorite baby powder set it gently in
its usual resting spot and wait for your
soon-to-be ex to get out of the shower
suddenly the bathroom is wall-to-wall
powder mess and your victim is
scrambling blindly for murderous
vengeance if she has a car
fill her defroster vents with powder –
while you’re at it number eight you’re
in trouble
can I sleep in your room I don’t want to
sleep on the height of that before if
you’re something to drink he’ll what bit
nothing makes a sleepover quite as fun
and memorable as someone wetting
themselves just dip your former friends
hand in some water room temperature
naturally wait a few hours and watch as
traumatizing flashbacks of childhood
inadequacy render them a gibbering mess
it doesn’t have to be at a slumber party
maybe you have a roommate who ate your
cheese or a family member who called you
fat they all make them wet the bed trick
can be done anywhere at any time and the
fun doesn’t stop there you’ll have hours
of entertainment watching them drag
their soaking useless mattress to the
curb I’m grossed out by piece number
seven rude awakening I guess I get a
little goofy
nervous this next prank isn’t exactly
destructive but it’s still a kicker when
done right wait till some poor Punk
falls asleep near you spray some shaving
cream into their hand gently so as not
to disturb them and incur their sleepy
wrath since I was a kid I’ve been able
to sleep through anything
storms sirens you name it then tickle
their nose ever so slightly watch and
laugh as they slap themselves with a
palm full of frothy cream for those of
you who don’t find it funny unless
someone is in pain or something’s on
fire squeeze a little lemon juice into
that glob of shaving cream that’ll teach
those fools to sleep comfortably in your
presence that is quite a situation
number 6 TP tinsel I think tonight we
need to do something drastic like what
like find out where mr. evil lives and
go over there and TP her house this
one’s an oldie but a goodie
all you need is a bunch of toilet paper
rolls someone’s house and a couple of
friends let’s come back tonight I got a
plan
you probably don’t have any friends
though because you do this kind of stuff
and no one likes you
there is no step this is it this is it
yeah this is your plan it’s awesome
that’s okay
it’ll just take a little longer now
let’s fly and festoon the victims house
with ribbon after ribbon of beautiful
white toilet paper if they aren’t home
and you have a few hours to kill make
sure there isn’t one square inch that
isn’t absolutely covered with the stuff
then you want to look in windows and
what babes and dress there’s three
o’clock during dressed already number
five
sweet and salty satisfaction or switch
the sugar for the salt so they put salt
on their cereal oh that’s a good one you
know how eating with family or friends
is so boring
long do we always have to listen to this
elevator music don’t you just wish
something would happen to liven up the
festivities well wish no more all you
need is right there in the kitchen some
salt some sugar and the secret just
switch them up now be careful not to add
any of these things to your own food
because that would be really lame
race you want some sugar in your coffee
yes do I want sugar in my coffee no just
a milk would be good Carol thanks but
you’re not lame you know who is your
friends watch as they cover their fries
with sweet sugary goodness for added
effect go ahead and unscrew the shaker
so it all comes pouring out number 4
golden showers been learned a little
trick that’s right
saran wrap on the toilet seat
so the pee goes everywhere if you’ve
done any of these pranks right then your
loved ones know it isn’t safe to sleep
eat or leave their houses unattended but
maybe those suckers thought it was okay
to go to the bathroom wrong you can find
the tools for this caper in your kitchen
just stretch some clear plastic wrap
over the toilet the next time anyone
uses the bathroom they’re gonna find
themselves in a smelly yellow downpour
of their own making the great part about
this prank is the cleanup afterwards cuz
if you did it right their clothes will
be soaked and so will the bathroom saran
wrap on the toilet seat you don’t think
there’s just a little fun thing I was
barefoot number three the flaming bag
here’s a nice piece of shit what to do
with all those unsightly dog turds lying
all over the place if no one tells you
you don’t need to clean this shit you
let this shit stay forever shit they’ve
been in a den for six months any well
the answer is right here scoop that bad
boy up and put it in a paper bag paper
or plastic
not a plastic bag we cannot stress this
enough now find someone you don’t like
more even better a friend and set your
package down on their doorstep Judas
Priest Barbara put those flaming bags
again don’t tell me my devil woman call
the fire department control light that
baby on fire ring the doorbell and watch
as they ruin perfectly good shoes in an
effort to prevent a swirling inferno
make sure you run away before they
answer the door or it could lead to some
awkward questions oh good lord
is that
number two whoopee cushion yeah you are
a respectable person with a finely honed
sense of humor and you know that the
height of comedy is and always will be
the sound of someone farting whoopee
cushion what are you – these things are
great the only problem is you aren’t
always gassy enough to produce said
comedic tune well this problem was
solved ages ago with the whoopee cushion
you can not only fill the room with
those hilarious trumpet sounds but you
can also humiliate your friends by
making it appear as though they’ve
passed gas daddy it wasn’t me I had to
improvise a bed of something whoopee
cushions just set a cushion down
wherever someone might sit and wait for
them to become the butt of a classic
prank before we unveil our number one
pick here are some honorable mentions
what i did is i short-sheeted his bed
short sheeting is where you take the
cover that they go under at night before
they go to bed and you fold it in half
you can only get halfway into their bed
that’s wrong
number one prank calls IP freely here
hey everybody I really well you’re back
home after a tiring day of pulling
pranks and losing friends what can you
do from the comfort of your own bed that
would really annoy someone grab your
phone friend cuz you’re about to ruin
someone’s night hey I just a sec on
check Amanda hugging kiss hey I’m
looking for Amanda Hagen kiss
why can’t I find a man gasps again kiss
pick a random number out of the
phonebook or block your own number and
call a friend you now have as many
options as you have wacky voices hello
Chandler Bing hello mr. Bing I love you
whoever this is stop calling me
it’s been six months it’s not funny
pretend to be an angry ex lover a
perverted weirdo or say you’re the
police and there’s been a horrible
accident involving your victims loved
ones Cory Gillis five five five oh one
seven six shit hot flash Cory prank
calls are a criminal offense prosecuted
under penal code 6 5 3 M hope you
enjoyed the movie whatever you choose
the outcome will definitely be
entertaining hello I’d like to speak
with a mr. snap ball first name gyro
you’re a snap ball what how dare you if
I find out who this is I’ll staple up
flag tear but and mail you to Iran do
you agree with our list
yeah yeah yeah la appellant what’s your
favorite prank for more side-splitting
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com could you not
tuck the blankets because i can’t sleep
all oh yeah
you
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