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that drives us nuts when you’re the most
annoying sound in the world
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
pet pees don’t but what do you think
you’re fooling I just saw you for this
list we’re counting down those things
that happen in everyday life that feel
relatively minor bother people more than
they should he’s done that please and
thank you because the magic quiz number
10 people who don’t use turn signals oh
did I die what this guy changing lanes
without signaling
in modern society all but a few of us
spend a significant amount of time
behind the wheel of a car surrounded by
other people in their cars the only
thing that keeps us all safe are the
agreed upon rules we all abide by when
did using a turn signal become optional
in this country but sometimes it feels
like you are the only person on the road
who knows what you’re doing doesn’t it
when someone in front of you engages his
brakes and begins to turn without using
a signals it’s truly infuriating also
infuriating people who choose to flip on
the signal mid turn what’s the point you
sir are not only a bad driver you’re a
bad person how bad everyone around you
hates you number 9 people who don’t say
please or thank you
magic words many people would agree that
basic manners have eroded over the years
much to the chagrin of many of us the
words you’re looking for our sank and
you put them together they make a nice
sound it seems reasonable that when
someone asks something of you that they
should save please and if you do aid
them they could at least acknowledge
your effort with a thank you you really
say thank you for what purpose mr. Scott
what is it a new human zipper requires
an oval so when someone can’t be
bothered to even open their mouth in
appreciation of their fellow man it
makes perfect sense that it would arouse
the anger of the spurned party right
it’s your job I give you money you give
me ideas you never say thank you that’s
what the money is for number eight
people who cut in line is everyone in
this line an asshole uh excuse me
does everyone you just cut in front of
an asshole no so it’s just you then ask
children in school we are routinely
forced to stand in an orderly line and
oftentimes if we don’t respect the
integrity of the line or try to cut in
front of others we will quickly face
repercussions we’re all getting hot dogs
there’s two lines and we’re all in this
line you’re the only genius that got in
the other line believe it as we get
older there is no one around to enforce
the rules and some people take advantage
of that hey there is a line we can turn
a stay at ease soldier it’s all the same
market whether they think everyone else
in the line is a chump or whether they
think their time is more valuable than
everyone else’s when someone joins the
line midstream and makes your wait that
much longer it’s completely aggravating
hey hey excuse me yeah so you just hey
hey
no buts what difference does it make to
you your budding in line that’s some go
to the back of the line now number seven
people who kick or knock the back of
your seat hey come here if you don’t
stop screwing around back yeah
this is what I’m gonna do with you
whether in an airplane or a movie
theater when you’re trying to relax and
enjoy your surroundings and the person
behind you kicks the back of your seat
it completely disrupts your experience
that guy wants you to stop kicking this
seat the first few times it happens you
can try to chalk it up as a mistake or
attempt to ignore it but once it exceeds
that threshold it’s nearly impossible to
prevent the irritation from growing
inside of you it’s no surprise that over
the years there have been many fights
that have begun with this inconsiderate
act touch a drop dead stop giggling
Saints we’re trying to watch the movie
and if I have to tell you again we’re
gonna take it outside and I’m gonna show
you what it’s like you understand me
number six people who use or correct
poor grammar
it’s hard to decide which is worse
people who speak or write so poorly
they’re difficult to understand or
people who jump at the opportunity to
correct them we’re not gonna choose
character Fineman was a purple
leprechaun look at my butt he meant if
you were a purple leprechaun Danny
forgot to use the subjunctive if you’re
trying to make a point and you don’t
understand the nuances between the
various spellings of the word there for
instance there th er E is a good chance
those of us who do get it are cringing
in memory of the first Planet Express
ship and its crew hang on it shouldn’t
have an apostrophe this means and it is
crew what the hell’s wrong with you on
the other hand if you respond to a
grammatically challenged statement just
to explain why it’s wrong we all
understand you just want everyone to
know how much better than them you are
we have unfinished business I am he
he and me don’t you talk to me about
grammar
we all understand you just want everyone
to know how much better than them you
are and yes we realize the irony of us
pointing out poor grammar and how
annoying it is when people point out
poor grammar oh it’s because he’s always
correcting people’s grammar whoo-hoo
sometimes it’s whoo sometimes it’s I
don’t know what were yelling about
number five people who speak really
loudly in public loud noises the group
of people who feel the need to engage in
conversations or phone calls in public
so loudly that the rest of us have no
chance to ignore them are absolutely
vexing yeah getting yelled at the rest
of us do not care about what you and
your friend are up to or what you have
to say to each other seemingly unaware
that there are other people in this
world these folks will never realize how
much they annoy everyone around them
your voice my boys your shouting how
dare you I have a real a voice related
medical condition the worst offenders of
all might just be blue tooth users cuz
you can’t even see the phone excuse me
who are you talking to look at myself
well you’re doing it really loud oh
really
yeah yeah you’re kind of talking loud
yourself to a person what’s the
difference I’m actually conversing with
another human being
oh really then just to the outside
observer it’s the same level of
annoyance number for people who clip
their nails in public I’m a mess yes
this one is almost inexplicable there
are some things you’re supposed to do in
the privacy of your own home clipping
your nails is one of those things at
least that’s how the civilized among us
see it in fact most of us save this for
the bathroom only as we recognize that
no one wants to see that
or even worse no one wants to be caught
in the crossfire of someone else’s stray
clippings so when somebody decides to
use a public space to complete this
private task or even to bite their nails
it rightfully bothers everyone else
around them so there we go
nails are ready for guitar play when I’m
vacuum this later in the week it’ll all
clean up just what how you cut your
nails without ready
number three people who talk or ask
questions at the movies hey can you guys
uh maybe be quiet
I want you switch seats with us if it’s
bothering you so much to switch seats
you know what I mean oh it’s just for
season sometimes movies are hard to
understand we get it in those cases you
may feel compelled to interrupt someone
around you in the theater so they’ll
explain it to you don’t those around you
may not be as confused as you and
probably don’t want to hear your
questions even if they’re not oh y’all
talking up in here it’s time to keep it
down right now
Shh even worse is if you’re just bored
or indifferent to the film in front of
you and just can’t help but comment or
yack on your cell phone why is this
movie called the hours when it feels so
much longer you should call this thing
the weeks if that’s your deal we have
one request
just leave we came here to listen to the
movie not you I mean it’s just dude even
heard of Mizan song put some information
up in the frame bitch oh I get it yeah
I’m an overexposed to them getting a
burial look man can we just go
number two people who walk slowly litter
hurry up mr. Tucker I’m coming when you
find yourself stuck behind a slow Walker
who’s impeding your path and is
completely ambivalent to it you may want
a snap for some reason this seems to
consistently happen every time you enter
a Walmart if you lack the ability to
speed up for any number of reasons then
fine but if you’re indifferent to those
behind you it just pisses us off while
we’re at it people who stop suddenly
while walking or groups of people who
are walking in a horizontal line and
don’t move when there’s someone coming
are just as bad somebody get this big
walking carpet out of my way before we
annoy you with our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions
now if ma equals mg what does that imply
I don’t know what but how can you not
know I just told you have you suffered a
recent blow to the head
leave it wait a minute dog are you
telling me that it’s 8:25
I’m late for school number one people
who chew loudly or eat with their mouths
open there’s nothing more annoying than
when you’re trying to enjoy a meal and
you can hear or see every bite someone
else is taking whereas many of the pet
peeves on this list are based on your
reaction to someone else’s reasonable
actions this one is more about other
people lacking table manners than you
being a crazy person damn little lady
you so can’t put it away we will always
be disgusted by the sound of someone
chewing loudly be it food or gum spit
and don’t even get us started on how
icky it is to see your chewed up food
bits in your mouth or on your lips gross
just gross I’m dead sexy look at my sexy
body do you agree with our list oh yeah
what’s your biggest pet peeve
form or not so annoying top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
you think I’m kidding just try me try me
because I would
that drives us nuts when you’re the most
annoying sound in the world
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
pet pees don’t but what do you think
you’re fooling I just saw you for this
list we’re counting down those things
that happen in everyday life that feel
relatively minor bother people more than
they should he’s done that please and
thank you because the magic quiz number
10 people who don’t use turn signals oh
did I die what this guy changing lanes
without signaling
in modern society all but a few of us
spend a significant amount of time
behind the wheel of a car surrounded by
other people in their cars the only
thing that keeps us all safe are the
agreed upon rules we all abide by when
did using a turn signal become optional
in this country but sometimes it feels
like you are the only person on the road
who knows what you’re doing doesn’t it
when someone in front of you engages his
brakes and begins to turn without using
a signals it’s truly infuriating also
infuriating people who choose to flip on
the signal mid turn what’s the point you
sir are not only a bad driver you’re a
bad person how bad everyone around you
hates you number 9 people who don’t say
please or thank you
magic words many people would agree that
basic manners have eroded over the years
much to the chagrin of many of us the
words you’re looking for our sank and
you put them together they make a nice
sound it seems reasonable that when
someone asks something of you that they
should save please and if you do aid
them they could at least acknowledge
your effort with a thank you you really
say thank you for what purpose mr. Scott
what is it a new human zipper requires
an oval so when someone can’t be
bothered to even open their mouth in
appreciation of their fellow man it
makes perfect sense that it would arouse
the anger of the spurned party right
it’s your job I give you money you give
me ideas you never say thank you that’s
what the money is for number eight
people who cut in line is everyone in
this line an asshole uh excuse me
does everyone you just cut in front of
an asshole no so it’s just you then ask
children in school we are routinely
forced to stand in an orderly line and
oftentimes if we don’t respect the
integrity of the line or try to cut in
front of others we will quickly face
repercussions we’re all getting hot dogs
there’s two lines and we’re all in this
line you’re the only genius that got in
the other line believe it as we get
older there is no one around to enforce
the rules and some people take advantage
of that hey there is a line we can turn
a stay at ease soldier it’s all the same
market whether they think everyone else
in the line is a chump or whether they
think their time is more valuable than
everyone else’s when someone joins the
line midstream and makes your wait that
much longer it’s completely aggravating
hey hey excuse me yeah so you just hey
hey
no buts what difference does it make to
you your budding in line that’s some go
to the back of the line now number seven
people who kick or knock the back of
your seat hey come here if you don’t
stop screwing around back yeah
this is what I’m gonna do with you
whether in an airplane or a movie
theater when you’re trying to relax and
enjoy your surroundings and the person
behind you kicks the back of your seat
it completely disrupts your experience
that guy wants you to stop kicking this
seat the first few times it happens you
can try to chalk it up as a mistake or
attempt to ignore it but once it exceeds
that threshold it’s nearly impossible to
prevent the irritation from growing
inside of you it’s no surprise that over
the years there have been many fights
that have begun with this inconsiderate
act touch a drop dead stop giggling
Saints we’re trying to watch the movie
and if I have to tell you again we’re
gonna take it outside and I’m gonna show
you what it’s like you understand me
number six people who use or correct
poor grammar
it’s hard to decide which is worse
people who speak or write so poorly
they’re difficult to understand or
people who jump at the opportunity to
correct them we’re not gonna choose
character Fineman was a purple
leprechaun look at my butt he meant if
you were a purple leprechaun Danny
forgot to use the subjunctive if you’re
trying to make a point and you don’t
understand the nuances between the
various spellings of the word there for
instance there th er E is a good chance
those of us who do get it are cringing
in memory of the first Planet Express
ship and its crew hang on it shouldn’t
have an apostrophe this means and it is
crew what the hell’s wrong with you on
the other hand if you respond to a
grammatically challenged statement just
to explain why it’s wrong we all
understand you just want everyone to
know how much better than them you are
we have unfinished business I am he
he and me don’t you talk to me about
grammar
we all understand you just want everyone
to know how much better than them you
are and yes we realize the irony of us
pointing out poor grammar and how
annoying it is when people point out
poor grammar oh it’s because he’s always
correcting people’s grammar whoo-hoo
sometimes it’s whoo sometimes it’s I
don’t know what were yelling about
number five people who speak really
loudly in public loud noises the group
of people who feel the need to engage in
conversations or phone calls in public
so loudly that the rest of us have no
chance to ignore them are absolutely
vexing yeah getting yelled at the rest
of us do not care about what you and
your friend are up to or what you have
to say to each other seemingly unaware
that there are other people in this
world these folks will never realize how
much they annoy everyone around them
your voice my boys your shouting how
dare you I have a real a voice related
medical condition the worst offenders of
all might just be blue tooth users cuz
you can’t even see the phone excuse me
who are you talking to look at myself
well you’re doing it really loud oh
really
yeah yeah you’re kind of talking loud
yourself to a person what’s the
difference I’m actually conversing with
another human being
oh really then just to the outside
observer it’s the same level of
annoyance number for people who clip
their nails in public I’m a mess yes
this one is almost inexplicable there
are some things you’re supposed to do in
the privacy of your own home clipping
your nails is one of those things at
least that’s how the civilized among us
see it in fact most of us save this for
the bathroom only as we recognize that
no one wants to see that
or even worse no one wants to be caught
in the crossfire of someone else’s stray
clippings so when somebody decides to
use a public space to complete this
private task or even to bite their nails
it rightfully bothers everyone else
around them so there we go
nails are ready for guitar play when I’m
vacuum this later in the week it’ll all
clean up just what how you cut your
nails without ready
number three people who talk or ask
questions at the movies hey can you guys
uh maybe be quiet
I want you switch seats with us if it’s
bothering you so much to switch seats
you know what I mean oh it’s just for
season sometimes movies are hard to
understand we get it in those cases you
may feel compelled to interrupt someone
around you in the theater so they’ll
explain it to you don’t those around you
may not be as confused as you and
probably don’t want to hear your
questions even if they’re not oh y’all
talking up in here it’s time to keep it
down right now
Shh even worse is if you’re just bored
or indifferent to the film in front of
you and just can’t help but comment or
yack on your cell phone why is this
movie called the hours when it feels so
much longer you should call this thing
the weeks if that’s your deal we have
one request
just leave we came here to listen to the
movie not you I mean it’s just dude even
heard of Mizan song put some information
up in the frame bitch oh I get it yeah
I’m an overexposed to them getting a
burial look man can we just go
number two people who walk slowly litter
hurry up mr. Tucker I’m coming when you
find yourself stuck behind a slow Walker
who’s impeding your path and is
completely ambivalent to it you may want
a snap for some reason this seems to
consistently happen every time you enter
a Walmart if you lack the ability to
speed up for any number of reasons then
fine but if you’re indifferent to those
behind you it just pisses us off while
we’re at it people who stop suddenly
while walking or groups of people who
are walking in a horizontal line and
don’t move when there’s someone coming
are just as bad somebody get this big
walking carpet out of my way before we
annoy you with our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions
now if ma equals mg what does that imply
I don’t know what but how can you not
know I just told you have you suffered a
recent blow to the head
leave it wait a minute dog are you
telling me that it’s 8:25
I’m late for school number one people
who chew loudly or eat with their mouths
open there’s nothing more annoying than
when you’re trying to enjoy a meal and
you can hear or see every bite someone
else is taking whereas many of the pet
peeves on this list are based on your
reaction to someone else’s reasonable
actions this one is more about other
people lacking table manners than you
being a crazy person damn little lady
you so can’t put it away we will always
be disgusted by the sound of someone
chewing loudly be it food or gum spit
and don’t even get us started on how
icky it is to see your chewed up food
bits in your mouth or on your lips gross
just gross I’m dead sexy look at my sexy
body do you agree with our list oh yeah
what’s your biggest pet peeve
form or not so annoying top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
you think I’m kidding just try me try me
because I would
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