these pixelated minions are the very
definition of cannon fodder
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down the top 10 most
pathetic videogame foes just to be clear
we’re focusing only on disposable mobs
and not bosses or mini-bosses number 10
genome soldiers Metal Gear Solid series
kicking off our list are the super
soldiers working for big boss traitors
to the US government these soldiers were
created to combat terrorism and only
ended up dishing it out
sadly in effect this meant getting
fooled by boxes and completely
forgetting about you after you leave
their line of sight even if you just
killed one of their comrades that’s
known for showing their surprise with an
exclamation mark freeze huh it never
took much to take these guys out of
commission freeze Oh number 9
headcrab zombies the half-life series
in this series when an alien headcrab
attaches to a host it gains the ability
to control their victim’s body this
means a lot of blood claw hands and a
chest mouth as scary as that site may be
it doesn’t take much to put these
brainless suckers down or simply run
around them as such they’re only a
challenge in large hordes
like any other zombie the difference is
that you have a full arsenal and a
gravity gun to make short work of them
number eight kremlings Donkey Kong
Country series members of the Kremlin
pirate ship crew these crocodiles come
in many varieties ranging from
traditional to fully anthropomorphic
regardless of their type or size they
all go down with a simple jump on the
head or by rolling your furry body into
it
their seemingly all-male society
operates on strength over brains and it
shows number seven mob wins the Legend
of Zelda series the muscle of Ganon’s
army these beasts have traditions from
Bulldog and appearance to a warthog
–is– complexion originally keeping two
wooded areas they throw Spears at you
which are useless against Lynx shields
the true definition of cannon fodder
these beasts are mere bumps in the road
on your quest for the Triforce
number six foot soldiers Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtle series
these martial arts robots are the main
enemies throughout the original Ninja
Turtles video game series appearing in
various colors but mainly purple they
are simple to destroy and post little
opposition in fact their greatest attack
is blocking and grabbing which is more
annoying than anything else
number 5 radroaches fallout 3 these
things are irradiated cockroaches that
have mutated to house cat sized
proportions sounds Pleasant right mainly
found in underground areas they are
generally mere pests that don’t even
pose much of a threat in large numbers
despite how utterly terrifying they
would be in real life simply put anyone
can kill them with their bare hands
besides they aren’t even very aggressive
and only attack you if you get too close
number 4 the broom Hatter kirby series
this gal may have a wicked witch hat and
broom but she’s almost completely
harmless a clean freak all she wants to
do is sweep away dust meaning that she
can’t be bothered with attacking the
puffball you’d think you’d get more of a
challenge from a magical creature with
no face but I guess this is dreamland
after all not nightmare land number 3
rats all RPGs try to think of one
fantasy game that doesn’t start you
killing off these poor generally
defenseless vermin whether you’re making
your way through a dungeon or a sewer
tunnel these hungry little pests will
simply provide you with your first
opponent to squish under your feet
before you’ve gained enough levels to
earn your stripes as a true badass so no
you won’t take pride in exterminating
them as it’s too easy
number two grunts halo series these tiny
oh fish alien troops are the lowest
ranking members of the covenant forces
which is something that seems painfully
apparent from very early on as the
weakest foes in the game you will select
catalyst of these guys and never take
massive damage to your over shield
they’re pretty much meant to slow you
down
and distract you from the real threats
number one goombas Super Mario Brothers
series was there any doubt taking the
top spot on our list are the brave but
foolish shiitake mushroom inspired
people in service of King Bowser these
literally unarmed foes shuffle forward
aimlessly only to get squashed under the
feet of some surprisingly nimble
plumbers they’re slow dumb and function
more as an obstacle than as an enemy
making it all the more embarrassing when
they actually hit you but hey whatever
doesn’t kill you only makes you smaller
do you agree with our list which video
game foe do you consider the most
pathetic for more entertaining top 10s
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
definition of cannon fodder
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down the top 10 most
pathetic videogame foes just to be clear
we’re focusing only on disposable mobs
and not bosses or mini-bosses number 10
genome soldiers Metal Gear Solid series
kicking off our list are the super
soldiers working for big boss traitors
to the US government these soldiers were
created to combat terrorism and only
ended up dishing it out
sadly in effect this meant getting
fooled by boxes and completely
forgetting about you after you leave
their line of sight even if you just
killed one of their comrades that’s
known for showing their surprise with an
exclamation mark freeze huh it never
took much to take these guys out of
commission freeze Oh number 9
headcrab zombies the half-life series
in this series when an alien headcrab
attaches to a host it gains the ability
to control their victim’s body this
means a lot of blood claw hands and a
chest mouth as scary as that site may be
it doesn’t take much to put these
brainless suckers down or simply run
around them as such they’re only a
challenge in large hordes
like any other zombie the difference is
that you have a full arsenal and a
gravity gun to make short work of them
number eight kremlings Donkey Kong
Country series members of the Kremlin
pirate ship crew these crocodiles come
in many varieties ranging from
traditional to fully anthropomorphic
regardless of their type or size they
all go down with a simple jump on the
head or by rolling your furry body into
it
their seemingly all-male society
operates on strength over brains and it
shows number seven mob wins the Legend
of Zelda series the muscle of Ganon’s
army these beasts have traditions from
Bulldog and appearance to a warthog
–is– complexion originally keeping two
wooded areas they throw Spears at you
which are useless against Lynx shields
the true definition of cannon fodder
these beasts are mere bumps in the road
on your quest for the Triforce
number six foot soldiers Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtle series
these martial arts robots are the main
enemies throughout the original Ninja
Turtles video game series appearing in
various colors but mainly purple they
are simple to destroy and post little
opposition in fact their greatest attack
is blocking and grabbing which is more
annoying than anything else
number 5 radroaches fallout 3 these
things are irradiated cockroaches that
have mutated to house cat sized
proportions sounds Pleasant right mainly
found in underground areas they are
generally mere pests that don’t even
pose much of a threat in large numbers
despite how utterly terrifying they
would be in real life simply put anyone
can kill them with their bare hands
besides they aren’t even very aggressive
and only attack you if you get too close
number 4 the broom Hatter kirby series
this gal may have a wicked witch hat and
broom but she’s almost completely
harmless a clean freak all she wants to
do is sweep away dust meaning that she
can’t be bothered with attacking the
puffball you’d think you’d get more of a
challenge from a magical creature with
no face but I guess this is dreamland
after all not nightmare land number 3
rats all RPGs try to think of one
fantasy game that doesn’t start you
killing off these poor generally
defenseless vermin whether you’re making
your way through a dungeon or a sewer
tunnel these hungry little pests will
simply provide you with your first
opponent to squish under your feet
before you’ve gained enough levels to
earn your stripes as a true badass so no
you won’t take pride in exterminating
them as it’s too easy
number two grunts halo series these tiny
oh fish alien troops are the lowest
ranking members of the covenant forces
which is something that seems painfully
apparent from very early on as the
weakest foes in the game you will select
catalyst of these guys and never take
massive damage to your over shield
they’re pretty much meant to slow you
down
and distract you from the real threats
number one goombas Super Mario Brothers
series was there any doubt taking the
top spot on our list are the brave but
foolish shiitake mushroom inspired
people in service of King Bowser these
literally unarmed foes shuffle forward
aimlessly only to get squashed under the
feet of some surprisingly nimble
plumbers they’re slow dumb and function
more as an obstacle than as an enemy
making it all the more embarrassing when
they actually hit you but hey whatever
doesn’t kill you only makes you smaller
do you agree with our list which video
game foe do you consider the most
pathetic for more entertaining top 10s
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
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