shake it off
and suck it up welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top 10 celebrity crybabies for
this list we’re focusing on celebrities
who appear to consistently ball their
eyes out in public whether it be out of
genuine emotion or simply for the
cameras who really knows with
celebrities right
you already are number 10
Paris Hilton I was born here yeah yeah
good for you how’d you like being in
jail as a beautiful heiress living in
the 21st century one can’t blame Paris
Hilton for taking advantage of the New
York City and Hollywood nightlife scenes
but unfortunately easy Fame came during
the Age of TMZ sex tape jail
reality TV Paris sought the limelight
only to realize that it’s not all fun
and games especially when everyone’s
seen your bedroom techniques people
assume oh she’s a slut just because of
one thing that happened to me it’s it’s
hard because I’ll never I’ll have to
live with that for the rest of my life
it never stops with this girl and just
when Paris Hilton seemed to gain
sympathy for that awful plane crash
prank we found out that she was in on it
all along
number 9 Heidi Montag you and me I was
in the same it’s the one vacant it’s
never a pleasant experience to see
anyone cry real tears of pain but it’s
always a fascinating experience to
witness a prolonged celebrity cry talk
well now I really don’t want to stay
because these people are so me Heidi
Montag became a reality darling as a
cast member of the hills here’s the
thing you don’t know me
Spencer didn’t changed me I changed
myself and here’s a surprise
young Hollywood women have been known to
partake in the occasional catfight which
almost always result in a lot of tears
what did you do what do you do you
started a sick little rumor about me
really we’ve seen Heidi Montag cry for a
variety of reasons but it’s mostly
because she couldn’t handle the backlash
of easy fame and fast cash oh my gosh
those are such grand plans what a
nightmare
number 8 Lindsay Lohan um and I respect
for everything taking it seriously by
now we’re all too familiar with the
Lindsay Lohan trainwreck Express a
roller coaster that ran 24/7 during the
mid-to-late 2000s DUI case consecutive
that’s 90 days in jail while tears were
known to occasionally stream down her
face in public during this time
depending on the predicament she was in
you damn well knew she was going to cry
when big mama Oprah came knockin we’re
really pleased that she’s making some
progress
Oprah I’ve spent 30 years trying to pull
my life together where they haven’t been
you can shed crocodile tears in court
and you can cry on late-night TV to gain
a little cred with the public but
Lindsay gave us the real deal when Oprah
laid down the law and it was emotional
and have you been sober so yes I had
yeah hello let’s celebrate that that’s
where you are right now look at how
great that is
number seven Glenn Beck pray for you to
be strong enough to stand just go home
with honor just go home with honor
patriotism it’s an ideal that people
from all over the world can identify
with in one way or another but nobody
cares more about the concept then Glenn
Beck who just happens to be an American
conservative I still believe that when
people see what’s going on their hearts
will be softened and they were changes
hey it’s all right that a man who makes
his living by catering to the public
tends to get all blubbery here and there
but for crying out loud man just scale
it back
there’s no other political commentator
that sobs nearly as much I am NOT a
journalist I’m just a guy who cares I’m
sorry I’m just a guy who cares an awful
lot about my country
this guy really likes to fearmonger his
demographic which can work beautifully
when you throw in a good cry to further
tug at the heartstrings of unassuming
viewers you ever see this guy Glenn Beck
you ever see Glenn Beck I cried when I
was 1 years old I was a baby
number 6 Paula Abdul I don’t know you
brought me to tears I don’t know what to
say he just in have you ever been moved
by the power of song if so welcome to
the life of Paula Abdul a TV judge who
battles year after year against her own
tear ducts I’m sorry Simon
I’m sorry I cannot I’m not gonna do this
well I know it’s tough but I do this
thing I’m too close to both ex and I
love them both very much sometimes we
can see it coming but every once in a
while Paula surprises us with a random
sob fest which surely comes in handy for
network executives during
post-production you’re just feeling so
much joy and it’s exciting I feel I’m
one victim Paula cares deeply about the
act of random strangers singing mediocre
songs of passion and hey it’s not easy
to hold back tears when you’ve had a
couple of adult beverages we’re just
saying any publicity is good publicity
you gotta learn to eat it up and embrace
it number 5 Britney Spears
when you’re an internationally-renowned
superstar it’s only natural to whine
about the daily grind of paparazzi in
public scrutiny but here’s a piece of
advice for those of you aspiring to the
same level of Fame
keep the crying indoors while you’re
crying Brittany the media loves
celebrity tears especially when
Hollywood stars meltdown in public
settings ooh can we of course TV hosts
have been known to instigate a good
celebrity cry and nothing makes for a
better interview than a little discourse
on one’s personal life complete with
some poignant bawling
number four Kim Kardashian take a deep
breath camera no no no believe it or not
Kim Kardashian’s reality does not
reflect that of anybody else in the
known world well at least outside our
own family no funny get out if you’re
gonna continue to laugh and make fun of
me I’m tournament you’re sitting there
laughing funny when you grow up a
Kardashian life can hit you hard
especially when things don’t go your way
and you realize that perfection can be a
difficult concept to achieve it’s not
fair to blame the stress on husband
Kanye’s unrealistic expectations as Kim
had been spilling those tears as long as
reality TV cameras have been rolling you
know you just cannot act that way number
three John Boehner
chasing the American dream as the former
United States Speaker of the House of
Representatives this man left office
with a lasting legacy on two important
topics tans and awkward balling sit down
and write a note to say thank you for
those who got you here yes when you live
the American dream after growing up with
eleven siblings you’re naturally more
inclined to sob than others it’s almost
like clockwork with Boehner America plus
important cultural moment equals tears
but in his speech to Congress he brought
a couple of members to tears to poi that
hanky mr. speaker the Pope Kelly
Clarkson it’s all in a day’s work
number two Oprah Winfrey it seems not
even Oprah is safe from the ugly cry
this happens when you talk with as many
people as she does and you know what
she’s not afraid to confront her resume
of public blubbering tisha please a noun
a tissue in the early Oprah days the
concept of television was actually a
relatively new thing for some viewers
and when a powerful woman like this
breaks down well it touches the heart
that is until it happens over and over
and over again it’s okay though because
even billionaires need to cry it out
sure I get it before we unveil our
number one pick here are some honorable
mentions
it’s my fourth back if you guys do that
rants aren’t fair we lost to the team
I’m exam number one any of the Real
Housewives sorry I was kidding it was a
joke
lights camera action time to cry
sure there are moments in life that make
us weep and feel all those feels but if
you’re promoting yourself on a notable
reality TV series one must come to the
realization that forced tears are a must
I feel like I’m almost alone like all my
friends are married with little kids you
can’t shy away from it you just have to
make it happen it’s just fear that I
have to deal with there’s possibly no
other place on television to find a
remarkable crying face than on the Real
Housewives series as these women are
built and groomed to give the people
what they want which includes a hell of
a lot of Tears mommy’s gotta pull it
together do you agree with our list cuz
they weren’t gonna show my ass crack or
my nipple this is full bore
who do you think is the biggest
celebrity crybaby it’s my Congress and
I’ll cry if I want to for more
mind-blowing top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com oh
no please don’t no be said are you
really said no are you feeling better
now
you
and suck it up welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top 10 celebrity crybabies for
this list we’re focusing on celebrities
who appear to consistently ball their
eyes out in public whether it be out of
genuine emotion or simply for the
cameras who really knows with
celebrities right
you already are number 10
Paris Hilton I was born here yeah yeah
good for you how’d you like being in
jail as a beautiful heiress living in
the 21st century one can’t blame Paris
Hilton for taking advantage of the New
York City and Hollywood nightlife scenes
but unfortunately easy Fame came during
the Age of TMZ sex tape jail
reality TV Paris sought the limelight
only to realize that it’s not all fun
and games especially when everyone’s
seen your bedroom techniques people
assume oh she’s a slut just because of
one thing that happened to me it’s it’s
hard because I’ll never I’ll have to
live with that for the rest of my life
it never stops with this girl and just
when Paris Hilton seemed to gain
sympathy for that awful plane crash
prank we found out that she was in on it
all along
number 9 Heidi Montag you and me I was
in the same it’s the one vacant it’s
never a pleasant experience to see
anyone cry real tears of pain but it’s
always a fascinating experience to
witness a prolonged celebrity cry talk
well now I really don’t want to stay
because these people are so me Heidi
Montag became a reality darling as a
cast member of the hills here’s the
thing you don’t know me
Spencer didn’t changed me I changed
myself and here’s a surprise
young Hollywood women have been known to
partake in the occasional catfight which
almost always result in a lot of tears
what did you do what do you do you
started a sick little rumor about me
really we’ve seen Heidi Montag cry for a
variety of reasons but it’s mostly
because she couldn’t handle the backlash
of easy fame and fast cash oh my gosh
those are such grand plans what a
nightmare
number 8 Lindsay Lohan um and I respect
for everything taking it seriously by
now we’re all too familiar with the
Lindsay Lohan trainwreck Express a
roller coaster that ran 24/7 during the
mid-to-late 2000s DUI case consecutive
that’s 90 days in jail while tears were
known to occasionally stream down her
face in public during this time
depending on the predicament she was in
you damn well knew she was going to cry
when big mama Oprah came knockin we’re
really pleased that she’s making some
progress
Oprah I’ve spent 30 years trying to pull
my life together where they haven’t been
you can shed crocodile tears in court
and you can cry on late-night TV to gain
a little cred with the public but
Lindsay gave us the real deal when Oprah
laid down the law and it was emotional
and have you been sober so yes I had
yeah hello let’s celebrate that that’s
where you are right now look at how
great that is
number seven Glenn Beck pray for you to
be strong enough to stand just go home
with honor just go home with honor
patriotism it’s an ideal that people
from all over the world can identify
with in one way or another but nobody
cares more about the concept then Glenn
Beck who just happens to be an American
conservative I still believe that when
people see what’s going on their hearts
will be softened and they were changes
hey it’s all right that a man who makes
his living by catering to the public
tends to get all blubbery here and there
but for crying out loud man just scale
it back
there’s no other political commentator
that sobs nearly as much I am NOT a
journalist I’m just a guy who cares I’m
sorry I’m just a guy who cares an awful
lot about my country
this guy really likes to fearmonger his
demographic which can work beautifully
when you throw in a good cry to further
tug at the heartstrings of unassuming
viewers you ever see this guy Glenn Beck
you ever see Glenn Beck I cried when I
was 1 years old I was a baby
number 6 Paula Abdul I don’t know you
brought me to tears I don’t know what to
say he just in have you ever been moved
by the power of song if so welcome to
the life of Paula Abdul a TV judge who
battles year after year against her own
tear ducts I’m sorry Simon
I’m sorry I cannot I’m not gonna do this
well I know it’s tough but I do this
thing I’m too close to both ex and I
love them both very much sometimes we
can see it coming but every once in a
while Paula surprises us with a random
sob fest which surely comes in handy for
network executives during
post-production you’re just feeling so
much joy and it’s exciting I feel I’m
one victim Paula cares deeply about the
act of random strangers singing mediocre
songs of passion and hey it’s not easy
to hold back tears when you’ve had a
couple of adult beverages we’re just
saying any publicity is good publicity
you gotta learn to eat it up and embrace
it number 5 Britney Spears
when you’re an internationally-renowned
superstar it’s only natural to whine
about the daily grind of paparazzi in
public scrutiny but here’s a piece of
advice for those of you aspiring to the
same level of Fame
keep the crying indoors while you’re
crying Brittany the media loves
celebrity tears especially when
Hollywood stars meltdown in public
settings ooh can we of course TV hosts
have been known to instigate a good
celebrity cry and nothing makes for a
better interview than a little discourse
on one’s personal life complete with
some poignant bawling
number four Kim Kardashian take a deep
breath camera no no no believe it or not
Kim Kardashian’s reality does not
reflect that of anybody else in the
known world well at least outside our
own family no funny get out if you’re
gonna continue to laugh and make fun of
me I’m tournament you’re sitting there
laughing funny when you grow up a
Kardashian life can hit you hard
especially when things don’t go your way
and you realize that perfection can be a
difficult concept to achieve it’s not
fair to blame the stress on husband
Kanye’s unrealistic expectations as Kim
had been spilling those tears as long as
reality TV cameras have been rolling you
know you just cannot act that way number
three John Boehner
chasing the American dream as the former
United States Speaker of the House of
Representatives this man left office
with a lasting legacy on two important
topics tans and awkward balling sit down
and write a note to say thank you for
those who got you here yes when you live
the American dream after growing up with
eleven siblings you’re naturally more
inclined to sob than others it’s almost
like clockwork with Boehner America plus
important cultural moment equals tears
but in his speech to Congress he brought
a couple of members to tears to poi that
hanky mr. speaker the Pope Kelly
Clarkson it’s all in a day’s work
number two Oprah Winfrey it seems not
even Oprah is safe from the ugly cry
this happens when you talk with as many
people as she does and you know what
she’s not afraid to confront her resume
of public blubbering tisha please a noun
a tissue in the early Oprah days the
concept of television was actually a
relatively new thing for some viewers
and when a powerful woman like this
breaks down well it touches the heart
that is until it happens over and over
and over again it’s okay though because
even billionaires need to cry it out
sure I get it before we unveil our
number one pick here are some honorable
mentions
it’s my fourth back if you guys do that
rants aren’t fair we lost to the team
I’m exam number one any of the Real
Housewives sorry I was kidding it was a
joke
lights camera action time to cry
sure there are moments in life that make
us weep and feel all those feels but if
you’re promoting yourself on a notable
reality TV series one must come to the
realization that forced tears are a must
I feel like I’m almost alone like all my
friends are married with little kids you
can’t shy away from it you just have to
make it happen it’s just fear that I
have to deal with there’s possibly no
other place on television to find a
remarkable crying face than on the Real
Housewives series as these women are
built and groomed to give the people
what they want which includes a hell of
a lot of Tears mommy’s gotta pull it
together do you agree with our list cuz
they weren’t gonna show my ass crack or
my nipple this is full bore
who do you think is the biggest
celebrity crybaby it’s my Congress and
I’ll cry if I want to for more
mind-blowing top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com oh
no please don’t no be said are you
really said no are you feeling better
now
you
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