with a title like Robot Chicken you can
expect an unconventional cast of
characters welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 original Robot Chicken
characters who are you
I am skater McGee best skateboarder in
all of western Ohio for this list we’re
taking a look at the most memorable
characters from the twisted minds behind
this long-running animated series me Ben
Dean what happened number 10 the six
million peso man
Pablo Rodriguez was just your ordinary
Mexican test pilot until his donkey
crashed into a cactus Pablo Rodriguez
test pilot in this hysterical parody of
the Six Million Dollar Man and the
Bionic Woman we can rebuild him we have
the technology Rodriguez is rebuilt
through advanced technology to become
the six million peso man this superhuman
will utilize his newfound extraordinary
abilities to leap over the us-mexico
border and sell oranges on a street
corner I’ll take some oranges amigo talk
about throwing away 283 big ones
regardless you can’t put a price on an
excellent a character like this there’s
283 American dollars we won’t see again
number 9 the humping robot yeah believe
it’s so cool let’s go find us something
at home the humping robot is one of the
most iconic Robot Chicken characters and
also one of the most simplistic in one
of his most memorable appearances all
this robot does is gratuitously hump a
washing machine it’s hard to say what
the writers were thinking when they came
up with that sketch but the result was
comedic gold since then this sex machine
has humped everything from jukeboxes to
church bells
just slot machines who knows what an
animate object he’ll hit the jackpot
with next no matter where he’s seeking
love though the humping robot will never
cease to make us laugh
number eight
dr. fumbles also known as Kelvin I’d
like to introduce you to our newest
member Kelvin welcome to the team
Kelvin when it comes to GI Joe you can
pretty much judge every soldier based on
his or her code name that is everybody
except for dr. fumbles on his first day
this sniper has a slip up and is branded
with an embarrassing nickname that looks
like someone had an accident way to go
fumble some balls that’s perfect
subsequently dr. fumbles turns to the
dark side and does something know Cobra
member could ever pull off on the
cartoon show execute a mass
assassination whoo-hoo fumble
who would have thought that actual
bullets would be so effective in combat
when 3.8 miles southwest mark velocity 7
point 8 km/h whether you call them
fumbles trouser snake or Calvin those
are some fancy trousers you’re wearing I
shall call you trouser snake this is one
joe we all want in our corner of the toy
chest
great job trouser snake it’s fumbles it
was always fumbles number seven bloopers
host is everyone ready for more of those
hilarious Boop
nobody loves a good gag reel more than
this guy as the host of the blooper show
this eccentric TV personality brings his
audience blunders from classic TV shows
Oh movies y’all Gore here we got wood oh
yeah and even his own life her first
name is dill weed
it’s like America’s Funniest Home Videos
except with more physical violence more
charismatic than Regis Philbin and with
corny jokes than Jay Leno who let the
dogs out it’s time to raise though woo
the bloopers host may seem like a
happy-go-lucky fellow underneath his
light-hearted surface however he’s a
surprisingly dark disturbed soul well
unfortunately those hilarious clips have
to be licensed which costs money which
is in short supply since our CPA
liquidated our assets and blew town to
go feast on high school boys that’s
probably why he closes out almost every
episode by attempting suicide
number six Daniel also known as gyro
Robo so I hear your name is gyro Robo
correct that is very not name
in an age where everybody has a webcam
the Internet is overrun with nitpicking
trolls that take themselves and 80s
nostalgia way too seriously
also copter with only his name American
name when the character was originated
in Japan in 1981 copter his name with
gyro Robo Daniel or gyro Robo as he
prefers to be called is always there to
call people out when they make a mistake
even the Robot Chicken writers aren’t
safe from his criticism I viewed your
recent go bud sketch with an utter lack
of mirth and an abundance of extreme
displeasure sporting a green hat and a
meatwad t-shirt this chubby nerd rarely
explores the world beyond his computer
desktop out of your munsoned I’m doing
mic oh yeah what’s it called again okay
news for homos about penis who loves to
hug being afraid of vagina of course he
does occasionally get out of his
mother’s house just long enough for a
bully to shove him in a locker where’d I
leave that nerd Oh kick you yours very
tight in there on that nerd number five
unicorn
come with me let’s have fun adventures
together you don’t have to ask me twice
unicorns are truly magical creatures
full of rainbows sunshine and mayonnaise
polish my magic horn okay at least we
hope that’s only mayonnaise if you
polish a unicorn horn long enough it
gives you magical unicorn mayonnaise
actually unicorns are just flat-out
perverts in the Robot Chicken universe
come and get your clothes if you can if
this particular unicorn shows up outside
your window run if he asks you to take
your clothes off and polish his horn
call the cops know what’s also fun
making this book all this horny horse
wants to do is get into your pants this
is
ever later I’ll show you how to cross
swords more your boyfriend’s pants hey
who’s this oh that’s just my boyfriend
charlie he looks fun uh yeah I guess
you’ll never look at these mystical
beings the same way again
once you’ve caught this predator in the
act I hope you know that this will go
down on your permanent record
you can’t tell my parents number 4 molar
eternian dentist
you missed your 10:15 appointment one of
the things fans love about Robot Chicken
is how it explores facets of fictional
worlds we never considered before I’m a
talking skill what do I care if you know
what the hell with this for example
what’s dentistry like in Eternia mo-larr
eternian dentist comes with everything
you see here the muscular molar is the
most daring dentist in all the land
equipped with floss I’m all out of meat
flavor and a drill at all times molar is
always ready to tackle bad guys and bad
dental hygiene beast man got the dental
floss and I got the King drill in my eye
even when his patients don’t want his
assistance nothing can stop him from
pulling their rotten teeth success oh
you son of a bitch mole are truly has
the power not to mention a totally epic
origin story mole are Steen was just an
average citizen on two
the day he took his SATs
number three bitch pudding that’s not
what I heard oh shut up bitch pudding of
all the fan favorites on Robot Chicken
bitch pudding is one of the only
characters to attain her very own
special episode voiced by Katee Sackhoff
this temperamental sassy mean-spirited
girl wouldn’t exactly make the ideal
doll for your young daughter hello bitch
pudding
what’s up hoes US adults wouldn’t mind
having one however bitch puddin is who
she is with zero reservations that’s why
we love her and why the rest of pastry
ville hates her I remember how much she
loved baking sugar cookies but most of
all I remember her rank and old lady
Bart of course it’s not like strawberry
shortcake and her friends or angels
either seeing as how they tried to
murder bitch wooden volcano fragment
putting on a stick you better believe
she gets her revenge in badass fashion
though one two three
blam number two
the aliens oh my god
I just want to borrow a cup of sugar
there very well could be other
life-forms beyond our world that doesn’t
necessarily mean they’re intelligent
life-forms however we needed to sugar
because we’re baking a cake for a fancy
party the robot chicken aliens are able
to pilot flying saucers and develop a
super suit hey kid
we forgot to include the instruction
manual they also happen to be completely
incompetent in their various endeavors
whether abducting Michael Jackson I was
kidnapped by aliens over fifteen years
ago or trying to steal a child’s
PlayStation 3 we have come for your
PlayStation 3 the next generation of man
the results are bound to be as
disastrous as they are hilarious when
these zany guys are involved you can
also count on one of them letting their
frustration out through a series of
screams oh damn it damn it damn it he is
planning ruin before we change the
channel to our top pick here are some
honorable mentions oh I’ve got 5 good
reasons for you to shut up
I will conjure a demon with my magical
drum
who is this little girl Oh later ah
let’s take your daughter to work day and
I know you know I’m sorry for bringing
her but you know my wife says I never
see her and let’s be honest she’s right
it’s no big deal it’s probably not even
quicksand I’m gonna have a good laugh
about this tonight with the guys are you
ready to get away I can’t hear you
you at the public pool number one the
nerd alien invaders I mean you no harm
hi they do on voiced by Robot Chicken
co-creator Seth Green to geeky
perfection this four-eyed dweeb is the
epitome of a stereotypical nerd my study
that’s Ferb ah fine nerd with a love of
unicorns oh my gosh they do exist
tontons see I’m a Kong time and Scarlett
Johansson you ever played a sim I made a
Scarlett Johansson gym and she lived in
my house and sometimes we went in the
hot tub together but I forgot to buy a
fire extinguisher so there was a grease
fire in the kitchen and Scarlett died
the nerd spends much of his time
daydreaming every once in a while though
he’ll really get swept away on an
adventure and his fantasy will become a
reality of course they don’t always play
out as he imagined I’m not really
Scarlett Johansson I I was just a
professional Scarlett Johansson
impersonator no matter what the scenario
though the nerd is one Robot Chicken
character we always look forward to
seeing and listening to actually we wish
we could meet him in real life that
would be so cool yeah would be so cool
do you agree with our list I agree
who’s your favorite Robot Chicken
character hey Charlie
I could have sworn I tired a sock on the
door crazy for more entertaining top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com your good buddy the
bloopers host you might say time is
expect an unconventional cast of
characters welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 original Robot Chicken
characters who are you
I am skater McGee best skateboarder in
all of western Ohio for this list we’re
taking a look at the most memorable
characters from the twisted minds behind
this long-running animated series me Ben
Dean what happened number 10 the six
million peso man
Pablo Rodriguez was just your ordinary
Mexican test pilot until his donkey
crashed into a cactus Pablo Rodriguez
test pilot in this hysterical parody of
the Six Million Dollar Man and the
Bionic Woman we can rebuild him we have
the technology Rodriguez is rebuilt
through advanced technology to become
the six million peso man this superhuman
will utilize his newfound extraordinary
abilities to leap over the us-mexico
border and sell oranges on a street
corner I’ll take some oranges amigo talk
about throwing away 283 big ones
regardless you can’t put a price on an
excellent a character like this there’s
283 American dollars we won’t see again
number 9 the humping robot yeah believe
it’s so cool let’s go find us something
at home the humping robot is one of the
most iconic Robot Chicken characters and
also one of the most simplistic in one
of his most memorable appearances all
this robot does is gratuitously hump a
washing machine it’s hard to say what
the writers were thinking when they came
up with that sketch but the result was
comedic gold since then this sex machine
has humped everything from jukeboxes to
church bells
just slot machines who knows what an
animate object he’ll hit the jackpot
with next no matter where he’s seeking
love though the humping robot will never
cease to make us laugh
number eight
dr. fumbles also known as Kelvin I’d
like to introduce you to our newest
member Kelvin welcome to the team
Kelvin when it comes to GI Joe you can
pretty much judge every soldier based on
his or her code name that is everybody
except for dr. fumbles on his first day
this sniper has a slip up and is branded
with an embarrassing nickname that looks
like someone had an accident way to go
fumble some balls that’s perfect
subsequently dr. fumbles turns to the
dark side and does something know Cobra
member could ever pull off on the
cartoon show execute a mass
assassination whoo-hoo fumble
who would have thought that actual
bullets would be so effective in combat
when 3.8 miles southwest mark velocity 7
point 8 km/h whether you call them
fumbles trouser snake or Calvin those
are some fancy trousers you’re wearing I
shall call you trouser snake this is one
joe we all want in our corner of the toy
chest
great job trouser snake it’s fumbles it
was always fumbles number seven bloopers
host is everyone ready for more of those
hilarious Boop
nobody loves a good gag reel more than
this guy as the host of the blooper show
this eccentric TV personality brings his
audience blunders from classic TV shows
Oh movies y’all Gore here we got wood oh
yeah and even his own life her first
name is dill weed
it’s like America’s Funniest Home Videos
except with more physical violence more
charismatic than Regis Philbin and with
corny jokes than Jay Leno who let the
dogs out it’s time to raise though woo
the bloopers host may seem like a
happy-go-lucky fellow underneath his
light-hearted surface however he’s a
surprisingly dark disturbed soul well
unfortunately those hilarious clips have
to be licensed which costs money which
is in short supply since our CPA
liquidated our assets and blew town to
go feast on high school boys that’s
probably why he closes out almost every
episode by attempting suicide
number six Daniel also known as gyro
Robo so I hear your name is gyro Robo
correct that is very not name
in an age where everybody has a webcam
the Internet is overrun with nitpicking
trolls that take themselves and 80s
nostalgia way too seriously
also copter with only his name American
name when the character was originated
in Japan in 1981 copter his name with
gyro Robo Daniel or gyro Robo as he
prefers to be called is always there to
call people out when they make a mistake
even the Robot Chicken writers aren’t
safe from his criticism I viewed your
recent go bud sketch with an utter lack
of mirth and an abundance of extreme
displeasure sporting a green hat and a
meatwad t-shirt this chubby nerd rarely
explores the world beyond his computer
desktop out of your munsoned I’m doing
mic oh yeah what’s it called again okay
news for homos about penis who loves to
hug being afraid of vagina of course he
does occasionally get out of his
mother’s house just long enough for a
bully to shove him in a locker where’d I
leave that nerd Oh kick you yours very
tight in there on that nerd number five
unicorn
come with me let’s have fun adventures
together you don’t have to ask me twice
unicorns are truly magical creatures
full of rainbows sunshine and mayonnaise
polish my magic horn okay at least we
hope that’s only mayonnaise if you
polish a unicorn horn long enough it
gives you magical unicorn mayonnaise
actually unicorns are just flat-out
perverts in the Robot Chicken universe
come and get your clothes if you can if
this particular unicorn shows up outside
your window run if he asks you to take
your clothes off and polish his horn
call the cops know what’s also fun
making this book all this horny horse
wants to do is get into your pants this
is
ever later I’ll show you how to cross
swords more your boyfriend’s pants hey
who’s this oh that’s just my boyfriend
charlie he looks fun uh yeah I guess
you’ll never look at these mystical
beings the same way again
once you’ve caught this predator in the
act I hope you know that this will go
down on your permanent record
you can’t tell my parents number 4 molar
eternian dentist
you missed your 10:15 appointment one of
the things fans love about Robot Chicken
is how it explores facets of fictional
worlds we never considered before I’m a
talking skill what do I care if you know
what the hell with this for example
what’s dentistry like in Eternia mo-larr
eternian dentist comes with everything
you see here the muscular molar is the
most daring dentist in all the land
equipped with floss I’m all out of meat
flavor and a drill at all times molar is
always ready to tackle bad guys and bad
dental hygiene beast man got the dental
floss and I got the King drill in my eye
even when his patients don’t want his
assistance nothing can stop him from
pulling their rotten teeth success oh
you son of a bitch mole are truly has
the power not to mention a totally epic
origin story mole are Steen was just an
average citizen on two
the day he took his SATs
number three bitch pudding that’s not
what I heard oh shut up bitch pudding of
all the fan favorites on Robot Chicken
bitch pudding is one of the only
characters to attain her very own
special episode voiced by Katee Sackhoff
this temperamental sassy mean-spirited
girl wouldn’t exactly make the ideal
doll for your young daughter hello bitch
pudding
what’s up hoes US adults wouldn’t mind
having one however bitch puddin is who
she is with zero reservations that’s why
we love her and why the rest of pastry
ville hates her I remember how much she
loved baking sugar cookies but most of
all I remember her rank and old lady
Bart of course it’s not like strawberry
shortcake and her friends or angels
either seeing as how they tried to
murder bitch wooden volcano fragment
putting on a stick you better believe
she gets her revenge in badass fashion
though one two three
blam number two
the aliens oh my god
I just want to borrow a cup of sugar
there very well could be other
life-forms beyond our world that doesn’t
necessarily mean they’re intelligent
life-forms however we needed to sugar
because we’re baking a cake for a fancy
party the robot chicken aliens are able
to pilot flying saucers and develop a
super suit hey kid
we forgot to include the instruction
manual they also happen to be completely
incompetent in their various endeavors
whether abducting Michael Jackson I was
kidnapped by aliens over fifteen years
ago or trying to steal a child’s
PlayStation 3 we have come for your
PlayStation 3 the next generation of man
the results are bound to be as
disastrous as they are hilarious when
these zany guys are involved you can
also count on one of them letting their
frustration out through a series of
screams oh damn it damn it damn it he is
planning ruin before we change the
channel to our top pick here are some
honorable mentions oh I’ve got 5 good
reasons for you to shut up
I will conjure a demon with my magical
drum
who is this little girl Oh later ah
let’s take your daughter to work day and
I know you know I’m sorry for bringing
her but you know my wife says I never
see her and let’s be honest she’s right
it’s no big deal it’s probably not even
quicksand I’m gonna have a good laugh
about this tonight with the guys are you
ready to get away I can’t hear you
you at the public pool number one the
nerd alien invaders I mean you no harm
hi they do on voiced by Robot Chicken
co-creator Seth Green to geeky
perfection this four-eyed dweeb is the
epitome of a stereotypical nerd my study
that’s Ferb ah fine nerd with a love of
unicorns oh my gosh they do exist
tontons see I’m a Kong time and Scarlett
Johansson you ever played a sim I made a
Scarlett Johansson gym and she lived in
my house and sometimes we went in the
hot tub together but I forgot to buy a
fire extinguisher so there was a grease
fire in the kitchen and Scarlett died
the nerd spends much of his time
daydreaming every once in a while though
he’ll really get swept away on an
adventure and his fantasy will become a
reality of course they don’t always play
out as he imagined I’m not really
Scarlett Johansson I I was just a
professional Scarlett Johansson
impersonator no matter what the scenario
though the nerd is one Robot Chicken
character we always look forward to
seeing and listening to actually we wish
we could meet him in real life that
would be so cool yeah would be so cool
do you agree with our list I agree
who’s your favorite Robot Chicken
character hey Charlie
I could have sworn I tired a sock on the
door crazy for more entertaining top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com your good buddy the
bloopers host you might say time is
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