what a brat I want to know but now next
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
movies that make you not want to have
kids you got everything figured out
don’t you mr. Wilson hey haven’t figured
out yet how to get my work done with you
in the house
for this list we’re looking at films
that make the prospect of rearing
children an off-putting proposition in
any number of ways Kevin stop that
that’s enough mommy daddy tall for that
as we will be discussing the plots of
the films in question this is your
official spoiler alert
number 10 Joshua I think you sick Josh
this psychological drama thriller stars
the exceptionally talented Sam Rockwell
and Vera Farmiga as the parents of two
children I don’t feel sick
not at all one of which is an innocent
baby girl the other of which is their
suit clad son whom they love but should
really fear nobody will ever love you
this is demonstrated by the fact that
young Joshua develops the type of
sibling rivalry with his newly born
sister Lily that Stephen King could have
written basically anyone who gets in the
way has to go for the end of existence
your domain and a peps guts slowly
digested for all of eternity nobody
would care because nobody would realize
you were missing willing to kill and
lacking any love for his parents Joshua
is a monster discovering what he’s
capable of yeah yeah retrieve them Luke
remaining and thanks to this movie which
is also known as The Devil’s child by
the way we do not want to know what it
would be like to be his parents give you
$5.00 if I can throw a rock at you
number 9 erase her head are you Henry
yes the filmography of David Lynch is
filled to the brim with strange people
and odd situations but for anyone
contemplating Parenthood Eraserhead
really showcases what could be a
nightmare as a baby it’s at the hospital
um and you’re the father
the film’s main character Henry Spencer
is an odd man with an even odder
hairstyle who becomes the parent of a
mutant offspring
washing the child is a horror to observe
refuses all food fries day and night and
drives its mother to abandon it with
Spencer being the only one who tries to
care for it watching this tale of a
monstrous being under the care of a
parent who is helpless to aid it is sure
to make you rethink a couple of things I
can’t even sleep I’m losing my mind
number eight Village of the Damned you
have to be taught to leave us alone
after everyone in the village of Midwich
falls unconscious every fertile woman in
the community soon becomes pregnant that
means that every woman in this village
who is capable of childbirth is going to
have a baby a few short months later all
of them give birth on the same day how
about the baby Oh splendid unusually
heavy though
ten pounds eight ounces strange eyes the
resulting children all share the same
hair color and a number of other
characteristics as they grow older for
example they walk in sync and develop
powers what are you going to do with
that power father we know what you’re
trying to find out it would be better if
you didn’t ask these questions using
their abilities the offspring become
more brazen and begin to exert control
over their surroundings as well as the
nearby people who clearly fear them
as adults and especially parents we are
supposed to protect children but what if
they’re emotionless mysteriously
conceived telepathic killers what’s
important about them is whether they’re
good or bad and these children are bad
number seven knocked up y’all a beer
over here please you’re gonna be
embarrassed when you realize I’m Wilmer
Valderrama when Ben and Alison meet in a
club and go home together all they had
in mind was the night of sexy fun time
however when they discovered their tryst
has resulted in a pregnancy everything
changes I’m pregnant with the motion
with a baby the attempt to turn their
one-night stand into something
resembling a relationship but instead
they spend the entire pregnancy failing
miserably as a couple did you just say
my lack of commitment cuz that’s what it
sounded like it almost seems as though
you forgot I proposed to you like an
asshole and you said no to me they may
think forcing themselves into this
arrangement for the sake of the baby is
the right thing to do and they may even
get something of a happy ending
but there’s such a terrible match we
find it hard to agree won and it also
makes us think twice about passing on
our genes same fetch like my kids he’s
treating my kids like they’re dogs
no he’s not go get it fetch number six
Mildred Pierce personally Vitas
convinced me that alligators have the
right idea they eat their young
this film tells the tale of a mother and
a daughter with a strained relationship
to put it lightly you’re cheap and
horrible you think just because you made
a little money you can get a new head
doing some expensive clothes and turn
yourself into a lady but you can’t
Mildred the mother in question does
everything she can to give her daughter
the la-dee-da lifestyle she feels
entitled to but it’s never enough for
Rita I wish you wouldn’t joke about it
mother your screen really
the next thing I know you’ll be nicking
cards when Mildred takes a job as a
waitress she is mocked when she makes it
big with a chain of restaurants she is
disrespected and when she trades it in
for a loveless marriage with a
well-connected playboy
she is betrayed no matter what she’s
given Vita continues to demand more and
more from her mother which she’ll get
through extortion murder and well just
being a spoiled brat well that’s that
number five the good son gone they give
you cancer who cares you even die anyway
when this film came out Macaulay Culkin
was known as that cute kid from home
alone so anyone who went into this movie
looking for a similar story and role
from him was in for a shock or mark so
violent so disturbed if you don’t watch
out I can lock you up a preteen who
appears at first as a sweet and innocent
young boy Henry is able to evade
suspicion while carrying on loathsome
acts like causing highway pileup and
killing his baby brother what happened
the night Richard died
Oh chill I’d like to hear it from you I
was John shares plan when he makes plans
to kill his cousin Connie his evil
nature is revealed he’s really evil
hey chill mr. with this thing that he
made
a firesteel bolt we then find him on a
cliff top in a life-or-death showdown
with his mother how strong do you think
your parental instincts would be in that
scenario
number four We Need to Talk About Kevin
you don’t look happy
however if you enjoy feeling unsettled
you should definitely check this one out
from birth Kevin and his mother never
bonded the way we’ve been programmed to
expect a child and parent to connect and
though she loves him
caring for him is difficult for her
haven’t you ever wished you had somebody
else around to play with no you might
like it but if I don’t like after hiding
his true nature from everyone but his
mother who guesses the truth it’s only
once the titular character leaves his
father little sister and several
students in body bags that anyone else
sees the real Kevin
of course by then everyone is also
blaming his mother for his actions as if
she doesn’t have enough to deal with
already yeah he can be kind of harsh
sometimes you’re one to talk
yeah I am
number three The Omen he breathes too
far in Holland Betty please know when a
couple suffers the horrible loss of
having their child die moments after
he’s born the boy’s father adopts a
child Damian and passes him off as their
own to the mother I’d better stay here
and pull around with Damian soon after
black dogs remain outside their home
thorns grow out of nowhere and Damian’s
nanny commits suicide it’s all for you
it becomes clear that something is
seriously wrong ultimately revealed to
be the Antichrist the boy rips his
adopted parents life to shreds and
brings death to nearly everyone they
encounter God’s name oh you’re talking
about
yes son mr. Tollman the son of the devil
as far as adoption goes this is pretty
much the worst case scenario
number two problem child we’ve adopted
safety we will wait this is supposed to
be a comedy another adopted son that
torments his unsuspecting parent Junior
is not the spawn of Satan he’s just one
of the biggest brats ever put on film
maybe if I shrugged my shoulders move
around my hands like this baby people
drink I know I’m talking about
he’s altom Utley revealed to be acting
out because of the many many times he’s
been abandoned by prospective parents
but really does that make it any better
child is incorrigible I’m what why is
big English lady sure it all works out
in the end but just the thought of
sharing a life with this annoyingly
voiced horrific Lee behaved child is
enough to put many off reading
altogether I hope you guys are insured
before we reveal our number one pick
here are a few honorable mentions shut
your mouth I can’t to my nose that picks
my origin I shut my mouth I can’t bathe
good that keep your mouth open but don’t
talk anything else you want to talk
about did I mention I don’t like you
very much yeah you mentioned that yeah
then I’m good okay me too well you guys
aren’t I like back in the saddle you
know sure it’s kind of hard to hit it
when you have two kids asleep and
drawing on you bring him the blood of
the Outlander number one Rosemary’s Baby
this is no dream this is really
happening rosemary Woodhouse is a
beautiful intelligent young woman and
her husband guy is a struggling actor
keen to be a daddy let’s have a baby
alright let’s have three babies one at a
time all right
things head sells however when they move
into a new apartment building and make
friends with the locals not always this
is guy’s wife rosemary
hello rosemary and welcome to the branch
soon rosemary has a feverish nightmare
of being raped by a demon in front of
guy
I dreamed someone was brave be a person
who said I’m in human unsure if the
encounter was real or not she later
finds out she’s pregnant
but the pregnancy is troubled and she
eventually gives birth to Adrian what
have you done damn you man taejun is his
father nut guy who turns out to be the
spawn of Satan and upon whom her cult
member neighbors have sinister designs
hey shake while the child’s arrival
means untold riches for the couple it’s
hard to save the cost and the
consequences are worth it candy Kent
made a face but aren’t you his mother do
you agree with our list leave us alone
what movie puts you completely off
having kids for more kid-friendly top
10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com alright
sweetheart
alright Danny you’ll get your golden
goose as soon as we get home of those
you
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
movies that make you not want to have
kids you got everything figured out
don’t you mr. Wilson hey haven’t figured
out yet how to get my work done with you
in the house
for this list we’re looking at films
that make the prospect of rearing
children an off-putting proposition in
any number of ways Kevin stop that
that’s enough mommy daddy tall for that
as we will be discussing the plots of
the films in question this is your
official spoiler alert
number 10 Joshua I think you sick Josh
this psychological drama thriller stars
the exceptionally talented Sam Rockwell
and Vera Farmiga as the parents of two
children I don’t feel sick
not at all one of which is an innocent
baby girl the other of which is their
suit clad son whom they love but should
really fear nobody will ever love you
this is demonstrated by the fact that
young Joshua develops the type of
sibling rivalry with his newly born
sister Lily that Stephen King could have
written basically anyone who gets in the
way has to go for the end of existence
your domain and a peps guts slowly
digested for all of eternity nobody
would care because nobody would realize
you were missing willing to kill and
lacking any love for his parents Joshua
is a monster discovering what he’s
capable of yeah yeah retrieve them Luke
remaining and thanks to this movie which
is also known as The Devil’s child by
the way we do not want to know what it
would be like to be his parents give you
$5.00 if I can throw a rock at you
number 9 erase her head are you Henry
yes the filmography of David Lynch is
filled to the brim with strange people
and odd situations but for anyone
contemplating Parenthood Eraserhead
really showcases what could be a
nightmare as a baby it’s at the hospital
um and you’re the father
the film’s main character Henry Spencer
is an odd man with an even odder
hairstyle who becomes the parent of a
mutant offspring
washing the child is a horror to observe
refuses all food fries day and night and
drives its mother to abandon it with
Spencer being the only one who tries to
care for it watching this tale of a
monstrous being under the care of a
parent who is helpless to aid it is sure
to make you rethink a couple of things I
can’t even sleep I’m losing my mind
number eight Village of the Damned you
have to be taught to leave us alone
after everyone in the village of Midwich
falls unconscious every fertile woman in
the community soon becomes pregnant that
means that every woman in this village
who is capable of childbirth is going to
have a baby a few short months later all
of them give birth on the same day how
about the baby Oh splendid unusually
heavy though
ten pounds eight ounces strange eyes the
resulting children all share the same
hair color and a number of other
characteristics as they grow older for
example they walk in sync and develop
powers what are you going to do with
that power father we know what you’re
trying to find out it would be better if
you didn’t ask these questions using
their abilities the offspring become
more brazen and begin to exert control
over their surroundings as well as the
nearby people who clearly fear them
as adults and especially parents we are
supposed to protect children but what if
they’re emotionless mysteriously
conceived telepathic killers what’s
important about them is whether they’re
good or bad and these children are bad
number seven knocked up y’all a beer
over here please you’re gonna be
embarrassed when you realize I’m Wilmer
Valderrama when Ben and Alison meet in a
club and go home together all they had
in mind was the night of sexy fun time
however when they discovered their tryst
has resulted in a pregnancy everything
changes I’m pregnant with the motion
with a baby the attempt to turn their
one-night stand into something
resembling a relationship but instead
they spend the entire pregnancy failing
miserably as a couple did you just say
my lack of commitment cuz that’s what it
sounded like it almost seems as though
you forgot I proposed to you like an
asshole and you said no to me they may
think forcing themselves into this
arrangement for the sake of the baby is
the right thing to do and they may even
get something of a happy ending
but there’s such a terrible match we
find it hard to agree won and it also
makes us think twice about passing on
our genes same fetch like my kids he’s
treating my kids like they’re dogs
no he’s not go get it fetch number six
Mildred Pierce personally Vitas
convinced me that alligators have the
right idea they eat their young
this film tells the tale of a mother and
a daughter with a strained relationship
to put it lightly you’re cheap and
horrible you think just because you made
a little money you can get a new head
doing some expensive clothes and turn
yourself into a lady but you can’t
Mildred the mother in question does
everything she can to give her daughter
the la-dee-da lifestyle she feels
entitled to but it’s never enough for
Rita I wish you wouldn’t joke about it
mother your screen really
the next thing I know you’ll be nicking
cards when Mildred takes a job as a
waitress she is mocked when she makes it
big with a chain of restaurants she is
disrespected and when she trades it in
for a loveless marriage with a
well-connected playboy
she is betrayed no matter what she’s
given Vita continues to demand more and
more from her mother which she’ll get
through extortion murder and well just
being a spoiled brat well that’s that
number five the good son gone they give
you cancer who cares you even die anyway
when this film came out Macaulay Culkin
was known as that cute kid from home
alone so anyone who went into this movie
looking for a similar story and role
from him was in for a shock or mark so
violent so disturbed if you don’t watch
out I can lock you up a preteen who
appears at first as a sweet and innocent
young boy Henry is able to evade
suspicion while carrying on loathsome
acts like causing highway pileup and
killing his baby brother what happened
the night Richard died
Oh chill I’d like to hear it from you I
was John shares plan when he makes plans
to kill his cousin Connie his evil
nature is revealed he’s really evil
hey chill mr. with this thing that he
made
a firesteel bolt we then find him on a
cliff top in a life-or-death showdown
with his mother how strong do you think
your parental instincts would be in that
scenario
number four We Need to Talk About Kevin
you don’t look happy
however if you enjoy feeling unsettled
you should definitely check this one out
from birth Kevin and his mother never
bonded the way we’ve been programmed to
expect a child and parent to connect and
though she loves him
caring for him is difficult for her
haven’t you ever wished you had somebody
else around to play with no you might
like it but if I don’t like after hiding
his true nature from everyone but his
mother who guesses the truth it’s only
once the titular character leaves his
father little sister and several
students in body bags that anyone else
sees the real Kevin
of course by then everyone is also
blaming his mother for his actions as if
she doesn’t have enough to deal with
already yeah he can be kind of harsh
sometimes you’re one to talk
yeah I am
number three The Omen he breathes too
far in Holland Betty please know when a
couple suffers the horrible loss of
having their child die moments after
he’s born the boy’s father adopts a
child Damian and passes him off as their
own to the mother I’d better stay here
and pull around with Damian soon after
black dogs remain outside their home
thorns grow out of nowhere and Damian’s
nanny commits suicide it’s all for you
it becomes clear that something is
seriously wrong ultimately revealed to
be the Antichrist the boy rips his
adopted parents life to shreds and
brings death to nearly everyone they
encounter God’s name oh you’re talking
about
yes son mr. Tollman the son of the devil
as far as adoption goes this is pretty
much the worst case scenario
number two problem child we’ve adopted
safety we will wait this is supposed to
be a comedy another adopted son that
torments his unsuspecting parent Junior
is not the spawn of Satan he’s just one
of the biggest brats ever put on film
maybe if I shrugged my shoulders move
around my hands like this baby people
drink I know I’m talking about
he’s altom Utley revealed to be acting
out because of the many many times he’s
been abandoned by prospective parents
but really does that make it any better
child is incorrigible I’m what why is
big English lady sure it all works out
in the end but just the thought of
sharing a life with this annoyingly
voiced horrific Lee behaved child is
enough to put many off reading
altogether I hope you guys are insured
before we reveal our number one pick
here are a few honorable mentions shut
your mouth I can’t to my nose that picks
my origin I shut my mouth I can’t bathe
good that keep your mouth open but don’t
talk anything else you want to talk
about did I mention I don’t like you
very much yeah you mentioned that yeah
then I’m good okay me too well you guys
aren’t I like back in the saddle you
know sure it’s kind of hard to hit it
when you have two kids asleep and
drawing on you bring him the blood of
the Outlander number one Rosemary’s Baby
this is no dream this is really
happening rosemary Woodhouse is a
beautiful intelligent young woman and
her husband guy is a struggling actor
keen to be a daddy let’s have a baby
alright let’s have three babies one at a
time all right
things head sells however when they move
into a new apartment building and make
friends with the locals not always this
is guy’s wife rosemary
hello rosemary and welcome to the branch
soon rosemary has a feverish nightmare
of being raped by a demon in front of
guy
I dreamed someone was brave be a person
who said I’m in human unsure if the
encounter was real or not she later
finds out she’s pregnant
but the pregnancy is troubled and she
eventually gives birth to Adrian what
have you done damn you man taejun is his
father nut guy who turns out to be the
spawn of Satan and upon whom her cult
member neighbors have sinister designs
hey shake while the child’s arrival
means untold riches for the couple it’s
hard to save the cost and the
consequences are worth it candy Kent
made a face but aren’t you his mother do
you agree with our list leave us alone
what movie puts you completely off
having kids for more kid-friendly top
10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com alright
sweetheart
alright Danny you’ll get your golden
goose as soon as we get home of those
you
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