sometimes saying it once just doesn’t
say it well enough welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 movie
rants for this list we’ve looked at the
longest loudest most lethal ranting that
the cinema has ever seen now are these
really the questions that I was called
here to answer also there may be a few
spoilers ahead so spoiler alert this is
gonna be bad
number 10 mugatu’s meltdown Zoolander
but Christ’s sake it’s a casserole
Sheila it’ll stay shut up enough already
ballstein who cares about Derek
Zoolander anyway well Farrell’s known
for outburst and this is one of his
finest here he grabs the catwalk by its
tail and pulls really hard
the man has only one look for Christ’s
sake blue steel Ferrari leti bruh
they’re the same face
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills
Farrell plays Mugatu the designer who’s
brainwashed Derek Zoolander to kill
Malaysia’s Prime Minister he also
invented the piano key necktie and no
one’s gonna forget it what if you got
Derek plus his blood red suit and gold
cravat stylized old man hair and
screaming are all pretty memorable too
what has Derek done what have we done in
comparison to this man there’s only one
answer number nine
happy goes balls-out ballistic golf is
known as the gentleman’s game but gentle
is not how you describe our next clip I
wanted to but I just couldn’t do it just
put the ball in the hole it’s a simple
concept right not for Adam Sandler his
bags are packed he’s got his airplane
tickets bring him to the airport send
them home just send him home time to go
home there ball when this hockey player
turned golfers puck falls short he goes
home that’s your home are you too good
for your home with a temper as high as
his clubhouse score he riddles the green
with all colors of language suck my
white ass ball
golf’s a frustrating game and those who
play might understand this reaction for
the rest of us it’s just comedy gold a
rent that’s well above par any more of
this how could somebody miss file
something number eight appreciating the
alphabet vampires kiss
you’re just in the right file can anyone
act exasperated better than Nicolas Cage
yeah yep yeah yeah we think not and here
he is again fantastically fed up as a
man who thinks he’s becoming a vampire
it’s kind of bright but even vamps need
day jobs and filing things is a
fundamental workplace skill it’s easy as
ABC
but for cage it’s more than that
it’s de F and G it’s the entire alphabet
we keep thinking he’s gonna stop but he
doesn’t have to do organization is the
word of the day here and that begins
with oh please don’t forget number seven
berating on a bike the 40 year old
virgin now while yo dick is my D I’m
getting you some pussy after
accidentally revealing his virginity to
his coworkers and east its ur takes off
in a rush
and sure we’re all susceptible to road
rage once in a while
however the blaring of a car horn is way
more satisfying than the ringing of a
bicycle bell
but for this maturing virgin that’s all
he has a bell and a ton of anxiety
the faster he pedals the more emotion
flies out of him he’s like an enraged
hamster on its exercise wheel you know I
may not have had sex but I could do up
yeah his bike rants are as angry as they
are adorable
yeah well virgins not a dirty word you
know it’s a dirty word is asshole that’s
what you guys are number six
Clark’s Christmas bonus National
Lampoon’s Christmas vacation I can’t
believe it where is it a letter
confirming your reservation at the nut
house it’s for my company your bonus the
patriarch of the Griswold clan may not
have gotten his Christmas bonus but we
sure got ours it’s up to one-year
membership in the jelly of the Month
Club okay Clark that’s the gift that
keeps on givin the whole year we asked
Santa for a sack load of insults and he
gave us Chevy Chase and I’m straight in
the eye the whole family gathers around
to see this man Lois talk ignorant dog
kissing brainless dickless but they
didn’t realize how much abuse one guy
could give is it’s a scene that has us
writhing in pain because we’re laughing
so hard
number five mad as hell Network ladies
and gentlemen
I would like at this moment to announce
that I will be retiring from this
program in two weeks time because of
poor ratings he’s the mad prophet of the
airwaves of the boredom killing business
he’s Howard Beale and you better be
listening I’m gonna blow my brains out
right on this program a week from today
it’s the 1970s and the media is taking
over it’s infecting our brains and
paralyzing our bodies we know the air is
unfit to breathe and our food is unfit
to eat we sit watching our TVs while
some local newscaster tells us that
today we had 15 homicides and 63 violent
crimes as if that’s the way it’s
supposed to be
is the preacher the Savior the serial
ranter that can help us see the error of
our ways I don’t want you to protest I
don’t want you to ride I don’t want you
to write your Congressman because I
wouldn’t know what to tell you to write
I don’t know what to do about the
depression and the inflation and the
Russians and the crime in the street all
I know is that first you’ve got to get
mad his rhetoric is so powerful it’s
persuasive I want you to get up now I
want all of you to get up out of your
chairs
we’re as mad as hell and we’re turning
our screens off just wait till the end
of this video before you do number four
you can’t handle the truth a few good
men I’m afraid I can’t speak
intelligently about the travel habits of
William Santiago what I do know is that
he was set to leave the base at Oh 600
it’s one of the most quoted lines in
movie history and one of the most brutal
rants cinema has ever seen you want
answers I think I’m entitled you you
can’t handle the truth as a US Marine
Corps colonel and a man with a secret
Jack Nicholson reigned supreme over Tom
Cruise and the entire courtroom as he
outlines exactly what a soldier does for
his country you have the luxury of not
knowing what I know that Santiago’s
death while tragic probably saved lives
and my existence while grotesque and
incomprehensible to you saves lives
every sentence is explosive every
syllables a bullet wound Nicholson is
merciless he barely even blinks and Cruz
is caught in the crossfire you don’t
want the truth because deep down in
places you don’t talk about it parties
you want me on that wall you need me on
that wall you can’t handle it and we
can’t take our eyes from the screen I
have neither the time or the inclination
to explain myself to a man who rises and
sleeps under the blanket of the very
freedom that I provide and then
questions the manner in which I provide
it I would rather you just said thank
you and went on your way
otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon
and stand a post either way I don’t give
a damn what you think you are entitled
to number three one hell of a eulogy The
Big Lebowski we’re scattering and ashes
but just because we’re bereaved doesn’t
make us faster there buddy Donny might
be dead but he’ll never be forgotten and
neither will the Vietnam War then there
was the Lord you took him as you took so
many bright flowering young men at Khe
Sanh that lawn dock at Hill 364 Walter’s
at his self-righteous best as he pays
his last respects to a friend good night
sweet prince for him though everything
traces back to Saigon for the dude this
episode is just plain stupid are you
talking about I’m sorry Walter can’t
even mourn without mentioning Nam
he can’t scatter ashes without checking
the wind direction this man’s annoying
but his awkward rants are awesome the
whole world crazy number two a big
problem planes trains and automobiles
welcome to marathon may I help you yes
may I help
you can start by wiping that fucking
dumbass smile off your rosy cheeks for a
notably comedic actor Steve Martin sure
doesn’t see the funny side of our next
scene I really don’t care for the way
you’re speaking to me he’s stuck at the
airport he’s trying to get home for
Thanksgiving
he needs some wheels and he is not
prepared to wait then you can give me a
automobile Datsun Toyota doing four
wheels and a seat as he leans across the
desk
he’s literally convulsing with rage and
when he opens his mouth five star
vulgarity ensues and I really don’t care
for the way your company left me in the
middle of nowhere with the keys to a car
that isn’t there
and I really didn’t care to walk down a
fucking highway and across the king of
runway to get back here to have you
smile at my face it’s 50% regular vocab
and 50% swearing and you still get the
impression he’s holding a lot back this
is not your regular rent this is renting
royalty may I see your rental agreement
I threw it away
mmm-hmm boy oh boy whitens before we let
our top pick loose here are a few
honorable mentions here’s a man who
would not take it anymore a man who
stood up against the scum it’s the dog’s
the filth the shit here is someone who
stood up look we’re gonna spend half the
night driving around the hills looking
for this one party and you’re gonna say
it sucks and we’re all gonna leave and
then we’ll go look for this other party
but all the parties know the bars they
all suck
you don’t know without all it is mr.
Trask I’d show you but I’m too old I’m
too tired I’m talking blind leave you
queueing this whole city and everyone in
it Dago wop Danny garlic bread pizzas
sling and spaghetti been and victim on
Perry Como Lucado Pavarotti solo mio non
sing a motherfucker number one Hitler
does not approve downfall as Blackman in
Ramah
keiter yogurt grapes fucked up when the
chips are down
ranting can ease the tension in this
scene however the chips are destroyed
and the tension couldn’t be higher
Hitler learns of the Allied march on
Berlin and furious fight he delivers the
you’ve let everyone down speech with
such venom such hatred that his henchmen
reach for their collars just as we’re
loosening ours torture torture these are
seven for Charlie but um I II couldn’t
build supercharged
it’s a pivotal scene in the movie and a
pivotal point in time historically it’s
significant cinematically it’s
magnificent
I say vocally entities and objects of
fear just us
that drink it alone best of all it’s
become the go-to meme for any and all
YouTube friends thanks to simple
switched up subtitles chief do you agree
with our list this isn’t the biggest bag
over the head punch in the face I ever
got guys which rant did we miss I won a
game car right
for more angry top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
say it well enough welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 movie
rants for this list we’ve looked at the
longest loudest most lethal ranting that
the cinema has ever seen now are these
really the questions that I was called
here to answer also there may be a few
spoilers ahead so spoiler alert this is
gonna be bad
number 10 mugatu’s meltdown Zoolander
but Christ’s sake it’s a casserole
Sheila it’ll stay shut up enough already
ballstein who cares about Derek
Zoolander anyway well Farrell’s known
for outburst and this is one of his
finest here he grabs the catwalk by its
tail and pulls really hard
the man has only one look for Christ’s
sake blue steel Ferrari leti bruh
they’re the same face
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills
Farrell plays Mugatu the designer who’s
brainwashed Derek Zoolander to kill
Malaysia’s Prime Minister he also
invented the piano key necktie and no
one’s gonna forget it what if you got
Derek plus his blood red suit and gold
cravat stylized old man hair and
screaming are all pretty memorable too
what has Derek done what have we done in
comparison to this man there’s only one
answer number nine
happy goes balls-out ballistic golf is
known as the gentleman’s game but gentle
is not how you describe our next clip I
wanted to but I just couldn’t do it just
put the ball in the hole it’s a simple
concept right not for Adam Sandler his
bags are packed he’s got his airplane
tickets bring him to the airport send
them home just send him home time to go
home there ball when this hockey player
turned golfers puck falls short he goes
home that’s your home are you too good
for your home with a temper as high as
his clubhouse score he riddles the green
with all colors of language suck my
white ass ball
golf’s a frustrating game and those who
play might understand this reaction for
the rest of us it’s just comedy gold a
rent that’s well above par any more of
this how could somebody miss file
something number eight appreciating the
alphabet vampires kiss
you’re just in the right file can anyone
act exasperated better than Nicolas Cage
yeah yep yeah yeah we think not and here
he is again fantastically fed up as a
man who thinks he’s becoming a vampire
it’s kind of bright but even vamps need
day jobs and filing things is a
fundamental workplace skill it’s easy as
ABC
but for cage it’s more than that
it’s de F and G it’s the entire alphabet
we keep thinking he’s gonna stop but he
doesn’t have to do organization is the
word of the day here and that begins
with oh please don’t forget number seven
berating on a bike the 40 year old
virgin now while yo dick is my D I’m
getting you some pussy after
accidentally revealing his virginity to
his coworkers and east its ur takes off
in a rush
and sure we’re all susceptible to road
rage once in a while
however the blaring of a car horn is way
more satisfying than the ringing of a
bicycle bell
but for this maturing virgin that’s all
he has a bell and a ton of anxiety
the faster he pedals the more emotion
flies out of him he’s like an enraged
hamster on its exercise wheel you know I
may not have had sex but I could do up
yeah his bike rants are as angry as they
are adorable
yeah well virgins not a dirty word you
know it’s a dirty word is asshole that’s
what you guys are number six
Clark’s Christmas bonus National
Lampoon’s Christmas vacation I can’t
believe it where is it a letter
confirming your reservation at the nut
house it’s for my company your bonus the
patriarch of the Griswold clan may not
have gotten his Christmas bonus but we
sure got ours it’s up to one-year
membership in the jelly of the Month
Club okay Clark that’s the gift that
keeps on givin the whole year we asked
Santa for a sack load of insults and he
gave us Chevy Chase and I’m straight in
the eye the whole family gathers around
to see this man Lois talk ignorant dog
kissing brainless dickless but they
didn’t realize how much abuse one guy
could give is it’s a scene that has us
writhing in pain because we’re laughing
so hard
number five mad as hell Network ladies
and gentlemen
I would like at this moment to announce
that I will be retiring from this
program in two weeks time because of
poor ratings he’s the mad prophet of the
airwaves of the boredom killing business
he’s Howard Beale and you better be
listening I’m gonna blow my brains out
right on this program a week from today
it’s the 1970s and the media is taking
over it’s infecting our brains and
paralyzing our bodies we know the air is
unfit to breathe and our food is unfit
to eat we sit watching our TVs while
some local newscaster tells us that
today we had 15 homicides and 63 violent
crimes as if that’s the way it’s
supposed to be
is the preacher the Savior the serial
ranter that can help us see the error of
our ways I don’t want you to protest I
don’t want you to ride I don’t want you
to write your Congressman because I
wouldn’t know what to tell you to write
I don’t know what to do about the
depression and the inflation and the
Russians and the crime in the street all
I know is that first you’ve got to get
mad his rhetoric is so powerful it’s
persuasive I want you to get up now I
want all of you to get up out of your
chairs
we’re as mad as hell and we’re turning
our screens off just wait till the end
of this video before you do number four
you can’t handle the truth a few good
men I’m afraid I can’t speak
intelligently about the travel habits of
William Santiago what I do know is that
he was set to leave the base at Oh 600
it’s one of the most quoted lines in
movie history and one of the most brutal
rants cinema has ever seen you want
answers I think I’m entitled you you
can’t handle the truth as a US Marine
Corps colonel and a man with a secret
Jack Nicholson reigned supreme over Tom
Cruise and the entire courtroom as he
outlines exactly what a soldier does for
his country you have the luxury of not
knowing what I know that Santiago’s
death while tragic probably saved lives
and my existence while grotesque and
incomprehensible to you saves lives
every sentence is explosive every
syllables a bullet wound Nicholson is
merciless he barely even blinks and Cruz
is caught in the crossfire you don’t
want the truth because deep down in
places you don’t talk about it parties
you want me on that wall you need me on
that wall you can’t handle it and we
can’t take our eyes from the screen I
have neither the time or the inclination
to explain myself to a man who rises and
sleeps under the blanket of the very
freedom that I provide and then
questions the manner in which I provide
it I would rather you just said thank
you and went on your way
otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon
and stand a post either way I don’t give
a damn what you think you are entitled
to number three one hell of a eulogy The
Big Lebowski we’re scattering and ashes
but just because we’re bereaved doesn’t
make us faster there buddy Donny might
be dead but he’ll never be forgotten and
neither will the Vietnam War then there
was the Lord you took him as you took so
many bright flowering young men at Khe
Sanh that lawn dock at Hill 364 Walter’s
at his self-righteous best as he pays
his last respects to a friend good night
sweet prince for him though everything
traces back to Saigon for the dude this
episode is just plain stupid are you
talking about I’m sorry Walter can’t
even mourn without mentioning Nam
he can’t scatter ashes without checking
the wind direction this man’s annoying
but his awkward rants are awesome the
whole world crazy number two a big
problem planes trains and automobiles
welcome to marathon may I help you yes
may I help
you can start by wiping that fucking
dumbass smile off your rosy cheeks for a
notably comedic actor Steve Martin sure
doesn’t see the funny side of our next
scene I really don’t care for the way
you’re speaking to me he’s stuck at the
airport he’s trying to get home for
Thanksgiving
he needs some wheels and he is not
prepared to wait then you can give me a
automobile Datsun Toyota doing four
wheels and a seat as he leans across the
desk
he’s literally convulsing with rage and
when he opens his mouth five star
vulgarity ensues and I really don’t care
for the way your company left me in the
middle of nowhere with the keys to a car
that isn’t there
and I really didn’t care to walk down a
fucking highway and across the king of
runway to get back here to have you
smile at my face it’s 50% regular vocab
and 50% swearing and you still get the
impression he’s holding a lot back this
is not your regular rent this is renting
royalty may I see your rental agreement
I threw it away
mmm-hmm boy oh boy whitens before we let
our top pick loose here are a few
honorable mentions here’s a man who
would not take it anymore a man who
stood up against the scum it’s the dog’s
the filth the shit here is someone who
stood up look we’re gonna spend half the
night driving around the hills looking
for this one party and you’re gonna say
it sucks and we’re all gonna leave and
then we’ll go look for this other party
but all the parties know the bars they
all suck
you don’t know without all it is mr.
Trask I’d show you but I’m too old I’m
too tired I’m talking blind leave you
queueing this whole city and everyone in
it Dago wop Danny garlic bread pizzas
sling and spaghetti been and victim on
Perry Como Lucado Pavarotti solo mio non
sing a motherfucker number one Hitler
does not approve downfall as Blackman in
Ramah
keiter yogurt grapes fucked up when the
chips are down
ranting can ease the tension in this
scene however the chips are destroyed
and the tension couldn’t be higher
Hitler learns of the Allied march on
Berlin and furious fight he delivers the
you’ve let everyone down speech with
such venom such hatred that his henchmen
reach for their collars just as we’re
loosening ours torture torture these are
seven for Charlie but um I II couldn’t
build supercharged
it’s a pivotal scene in the movie and a
pivotal point in time historically it’s
significant cinematically it’s
magnificent
I say vocally entities and objects of
fear just us
that drink it alone best of all it’s
become the go-to meme for any and all
YouTube friends thanks to simple
switched up subtitles chief do you agree
with our list this isn’t the biggest bag
over the head punch in the face I ever
got guys which rant did we miss I won a
game car right
for more angry top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
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