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Top 10 Movie Pimps


they got the pimp game in their
fictional blood you kneel along there’s
more money here in Las Vegas
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
movie pimps can’t have a conscience in
the pimp game for this list we’re
talking the most memorable big-screen
feature-length pimps only so short film
candidates need not apply you dick
number 10
William Andrew Willie dynamite short
Willie dynamite this is hip bitch this
New York City businessman maintains a
streamlined business practice and he’s
not afraid to flash a little pink
although Willie dynamite isn’t a
herdsman in the biblical sense he is a
modern-day Street organizer with an eye
for fashion that had make Prince bow
down in misery that mustache he’s the
number one dreamer of the pimp council
but all the hardships that life brings
threatened to destroy his aspirations of
floppy hats and a pocketful of cash
Chad you is a commandment of the Lord
what the Lord want with Willie’s money
Willie may not be perfect but his shaved
head most certainly is see this this is
what you put your head into that’s all
number nine fruit juice low pimp that’s
right my children this is about the
mother imp it’s wrong ain’t nothing but
a word says this animated pimp who rocks
thick mutton chops and a striped purple
jacket well tell me son what do you
think of the place after an
impressionable nine-year-old boy shows
up at the playground with a working girl
the juice offers him a little advice
along with a sprinkle of pimp glitter
unfortunately fruit juice becomes the
victim of extortion but his business
acumen pays off
once all the riffraff cools down as
declare war upon a gun and that is a
call that must be asked this pimp walks
to impress and he’s immaculately dressed
he’s the fruit juice your parents never
told you about
ain’t that right juice that’s right baby
number eight fast black street smart all
right what happens when a journalist
creates his own fictional pimp and the
police question a real-life hustler
that’s the ultimate question in street
smart which features a 50 year old
Morgan Freeman and his big screen
breakthrough
come on man hey do we don’t with a
relatively conservative thread game but
an all-star afro fast black shows the
way of the streets to Christopher Reeves
character the Afro mentioned magazine
writer who writes up a story about a
mystery pimp in order to save his job
hey I like the news man I need the
street I don’t know what’s going on
right always large and in charge and a
master manipulator fast black gave
Freeman an Academy Award nomination and
why not it’s a smart and savage role
that allows us to see his see to your
side let’s be cool okay it’s all gonna
be all right it’s gonna be cool it’s
gonna be cool number seven Corde
Christopher Dawson up I mean I had
visions of money falling from the sky
it’s the capital S oh yes the freshened
double Opie starring as Corday
Christopher a pimp with a capital P okay
maybe only a handful of people actually
watch the boss enough since it went
straight to DVD but Snoop Dogg’s
performance as a grocery clerk turned
pimp is arguably a piece of art suitable
for an American time capsule that’s the
shit I want an it’s an existential story
of business and love with the fur loving
Corday torn between the advice of orange
juice and a woman named Chardonnay when
I say pimp you got the pimp hard you got
to break a bitch you might say it’s the
Casablanca of pimp films said Corday
Christopher here’s lookin at you bitch
well pack us up some shit you get you to
the airport no panties on number six
dolomite
is there anything this pimp in white
can’t do after being framed by Willie
Green and the five-o Dolomites serves
his time before unleashing a proper
whooping on those who messed up his pimp
game can you dig it
his is an upfront manner of speech his
agility allows him to hide in coffins
and his karate techniques are simply
poetry in motion with a stable of women
equally efficient in martial arts
dolomite kicks ass and takes names while
simultaneously dropping rhymes about how
he’s kicking ass and taking names quite
the multitasker somehow the little loud
managed to get away the drug his ass
back to the jungle mode and just to run
into that little monkey and some more
this signifying child number 5 DJ Hustle
& Flow
Kavya for this Memphis pimp finds
comfort in your basic white tank top and
has dreams of becoming a lyrical gangsta
of the music industry that you do a bit
alike you know what they say it’s hard
out here for a pimp and the proactive DJ
finds unique ways to prepare himself for
success even if it means telling a few
lies looker right now and I’m a lie
because sometimes that’s what you gotta
do in a surprising twist one of his
girls turns out to be a marketing whiz
which puts the sweaty hustler in a prime
position to become the king of his own
Graceland hey but it’s nice cheese okay
a cracker man
Terrence Howard earned an Oscar
nomination for his performance three 6
mafia won for Best Original Song hustle
and flow you know it’s hard out here for
a pimp when trying to get the money for
the rent with the Cadillacs and gas
money spell number four Guido risky
business you swipe dude yeah can you
look like it’s my kid you think he was
the office nerd if it wasn’t for his
shiny gold chain and passive aggressive
manner of speech never ever with another
man joyfully after rich kid Joel Goodson
gets all wild and crazy with a couple of
ladies of the night he finds that Guido
isn’t too thrilled with his risky
business
if you’re smart like I hope you are
you’re not gonna make me come back here
so what happens mom’s furniture
disappears and the Windy City pimp
applies more pressure while
simultaneously preparing lunch you don’t
only take my two best girls right you
call me names you insult me when it
comes to name-calling Guido destroys
young Joel and gives him a life lesson
he’ll never forget it wouldn’t just be
the furniture it’d be your legs your
arms your head number three
John Goldie Mickens the Mack I think I
have to rewrite to the the Macan game
book baby you know cuz I’m gonna be the
new king numerous hip-hop artists have
referenced this bay area pimp and his
swamp style turned the Mack into a cult
classic yeah I’m gonna be the meanest
Mack literally I mean are we talking
about gold like they used to talk about
Jesus Hey after almost losing his mind
up in the clink
Goldie hits the streets and learns the
rules of the pimping game from an elder
gent known as the blind man a pimp is
only as good as his product see and this
product is women it’s not long until the
Mack of the year becomes infatuated with
his own appearance along with
controlling the minds of his potent
lineup of women whether it’s pretty Tony
or fat man or someone else with a
strange name nobody’s got the Eastbay
funk like Goldie
number two Drechsel true romance I know
I’m pretty love can make you do crazy
things
especially when an Elvis Presley
apparition offers a suggestion as the
target of a man smitten with a hooker
named Alabama Drexel talks exactly like
his appearance crazy he predated Johnny
Depp’s Captain Jack Sparrow by several
years and literally only has a single
normal eye for fashion the teen is that
fast and forbidding I’m sayin his accent
sounds like he watched the Mac a couple
too many times but we don’t even care
that he’s an overblown caricature with
his crazy clothes drug habit and mean
streak Drexel is one pimp with balls or
not before we unveil our top pick here
are some honorable mentions pimps only
got one thing in his word his reputation
isn’t a jail pain afterwards betcha
Puerto Rican accent is number one
Matthew’s Sport Higgins taxi driver I
got to attend to business baby tight
white tank top
check fedora plopped on the head check
nervous joking good shit officer I swear
I’m clean I’m just waiting here for a
friend before Travis Bickel completely
loses his grip on reality in taxi driver
he comes across a wiseass pimp by the
name of sport she’s 12 and I have here
so do I never had no pussy like that
although mr. Higgins has a minor role in
taxi driver his scenes are filled with
nifty one-liners and a vibrant charisma
that make him and the cabbie an
unstoppable comedy duo ha ha ha you’re a
funny guy
but looks on everything okay I’m a good
guy
unfortunately sport loves pimping and
the socially awkward Travis simply ain’t
hip enough to compete Sport is the jolly
pimp from the block that prefers
laughter over violence you know what
they say right everybody’s got to have a
dream I’ll be being even watching to
like what you’re doing you have a lot
much we’re doing you moving my mind do
you agree with our list
well you listen I’m gonna tell you right
who’s your favorite movie pimp this is
the lowlife pimp we’re talking about
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