these people headed dimwits keep us in
stitches
yeah I just had an idea
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
movie idiots yo shut up moron your
language is offensive
number 10 Alan garner The Hangover this
bearded fatso has trouble making friends
I tend to think of myself as a one-man
Wolf Pack we’ve never really wondered
why I make a toast what what he got
there Oh
his insane behavior has gotten him
banned from more than one place I’m not
supposed to be within 200 feet of a
school
what or chuck-e-cheese
he sings randomly his friends that
anybody could have and he’s drugged
himself and the rest of the Wolfpack not
once but twice just to make sure they
had a good night what I’m sorry I fudged
up guys weather Alan’s problem is a lack
of social skills or something more we’re
still not sure okay well maybe we should
tell that to Rain Man cuz he practically
bankrupt a casino and he was a retard
what he was a retard hey number nine I’m
lieutenant Frank Drebin police squad and
don’t ever let me catch you guys in
America wearing his badge proudly this
veteran cop bungles his way through life
sometimes stopping to solve cases and
get the girl nice Bieber thank you I
just had it stuffed let me help you with
that clumsy and clueless he’s apt to
miss read situations and get himself in
compromising positions while trying to
save the day but he always stays
blissfully unaware of his surroundings
look at that the missing evidence in the
killer case my god he was innocent he
wants you to chair two years ago Frank
well some advice if you ever find
yourself wearing a wireless mic do not
go to the bathroom we also
number eight Derek Zoolander Zoolander
I’m getting the black lung Bob he is
just a pretty face and that face is
called blue steel but otherwise this
really really ridiculously good-looking
male supermodel doesn’t have much going
for him he’s bad with computers Kristin
Apple ooh he can’t pronounce eulogy a
you Google Iser
he’s easily brainwashed he hangs with
guys who get into gasoline fights and he
can’t turn left I can’t turn left
Yeah right but he does redeem himself by
opening the Derek Zoolander Center for
know he’ll tell you the Derek Zoolander
Center for kids who can’t read good
Walley world here we go number seven
Clark Griswold national lampoon’s
vacation does he make bad choices or
does he just have bad luck
hey Underpants hey yellow okay I’m
obsessed with taking his troops on the
vacation of a lifetime
Sparky does whatever it takes to
overcome adversity when they close a
road they put up big signs like this one
but seeing as how we can’t really drive
he flirts in front of his wife he kills
the family dog and he pulls guns on
security guards Hey
well we can’t help but think he’s an
idiot I wonder if you could tell me how
to get back on the expressway mama thank
you very much
shampoo is better number six
Billy Madison Billy Madison gorgeous
betcha we blamed trust-fund syndrome
Billy’s an entitled rich boy who spends
his time playing juvenile pranks oh my
god old man Clemmons hate shit reading
dirty magazines
and chillin boozing and hallucinating by
the pool with his equally idiotic pals
it’s too damn hot for a penguin to be
just walking around here but the
baby-talking frat boy act won’t fly when
he takes over his dad’s company nice
talking to you Billy yeah I do Jo all
that’s standing in his way are grades K
through 12 to prove to dad that I’m not
a fool what you’d think would be simple
for a 28 year old
I hate cursive and I hate all of you I’m
never coming back to school never I
don’t know what were yelling about
number five brick Tamland anchorman
years later a doctor will tell me that I
have an IQ of 48 and then what some
people call mentally retarded with a
well below average IQ a wide smile and a
heart of gold kvwn chief meteorologist
brick Tamland is the innocent member of
the group who’s always ready with
unsolicited and inaccurate facts I read
somewhere that their periods attract
bears bears can smell the menstruation
fortunately his buddies correct him when
he makes mistakes and provide
much-needed advice when things get too
wild and I killed a guy with a trident
brick I’ve been meaning to talk to you
about that you should find yourself a
safe house or a relative close by lay
low for a while because you’re probably
wanted for murder
time to think of it the rest of the
Channel 4 News team ain’t too bright
either a real ice queen hmm I just
burned my tongue number 4 bill S Preston
Esquire and Ted Theodore Logan Bill &
Ted’s Excellent Adventure
that’s us dude oh yeah bill and Ted are
slackers metal heads and two halves of
the bodacious wild stallions what they
are not is history buffs thanks to great
leaders such as Genghis Khan Joan of Arc
and Socratic method the world is full of
history unfortunately it’s up to these
idiots to pass their history exam and
save the future what
ah to do it they have to travel through
time to meet with some of the greatest
thinkers ever they may be dumb but they
sure know how to party in a most
excellent way let’s go back into history
I was born a poor black child number 3
Navin R Johnson the jerk who number 1
Navin is slow he’s surprised he’s
adopted you mean I’m gonna stay this
color clue number two he’s this excited
about seeing his name in the phone book
I’m somebody now millions of people look
at this book every day clue number three
he doesn’t know he’s being shot at
he hates these can stay away from my can
we think we’ve made our case by Rivera
this hapless idiot goes on your standard
rags to riches then back to rags journey
and comes out the other side a little
wiser there’s some charity people here
to see you sir
no send them away there’s a lot of
people more deserving than me okay not
wiser but at least he can dance
number two Lloyd Christmas and Harry
done dumb and Dumberer feels like you’re
bringing in an incredible rate Harry
with that title we know we shouldn’t be
surprised but they’re just so stupid
some little filly break your heart no it
was a girl yeah
they’re nice and friendly enough but
their combined IQ is less than average
yeah aside from the haircuts dog-shaped
van and majorly stupid gesture of
following a woman they don’t even know
on a road trip across the country little
place called Aspen I don’t know Lloyd
the French or assholes there are tons of
other little or stupid gestures that
solidify their spot on this list just
when I think you couldn’t possibly be
any Dumber you go and do something like
this and totally redeem yourself it
looks like I’m a wreck good to know
number one Carl Spackler Caddyshack what
you to kill every gopher around the
course check me if I’m wrong sandy but
if I kill all the golfers they’re gonna
lock me up to throw away the key first
filthy foul and fanatical Carl’s the
last guy you’d expect to see as
assistant greenskeeper
at a fancy Country Club but he is and he
spends his time
aughh Ling lady golfers well mrs. crane
your little monkey woman you know that
ridding the pool of duty shaped candy
bars there’s no big deal oh and
attempting to solve the courses gopher
problem Oh
however he’s an idiot which means he
goes way overboard we’re talking hoses
rifles explosives and the Gopher still
vests this cross-eyed mumbler
I have to take back an heirloom possible
Chi look
do you agree with our list ah-ha-ha-ha
sure which movie idiots leave you
shaking your head you totally blew it
dude for more top 10s about your
favorite flicks be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com look I gotta go pee but
I’d really like to continue talking
about this conversation when I come back
stitches
yeah I just had an idea
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
movie idiots yo shut up moron your
language is offensive
number 10 Alan garner The Hangover this
bearded fatso has trouble making friends
I tend to think of myself as a one-man
Wolf Pack we’ve never really wondered
why I make a toast what what he got
there Oh
his insane behavior has gotten him
banned from more than one place I’m not
supposed to be within 200 feet of a
school
what or chuck-e-cheese
he sings randomly his friends that
anybody could have and he’s drugged
himself and the rest of the Wolfpack not
once but twice just to make sure they
had a good night what I’m sorry I fudged
up guys weather Alan’s problem is a lack
of social skills or something more we’re
still not sure okay well maybe we should
tell that to Rain Man cuz he practically
bankrupt a casino and he was a retard
what he was a retard hey number nine I’m
lieutenant Frank Drebin police squad and
don’t ever let me catch you guys in
America wearing his badge proudly this
veteran cop bungles his way through life
sometimes stopping to solve cases and
get the girl nice Bieber thank you I
just had it stuffed let me help you with
that clumsy and clueless he’s apt to
miss read situations and get himself in
compromising positions while trying to
save the day but he always stays
blissfully unaware of his surroundings
look at that the missing evidence in the
killer case my god he was innocent he
wants you to chair two years ago Frank
well some advice if you ever find
yourself wearing a wireless mic do not
go to the bathroom we also
number eight Derek Zoolander Zoolander
I’m getting the black lung Bob he is
just a pretty face and that face is
called blue steel but otherwise this
really really ridiculously good-looking
male supermodel doesn’t have much going
for him he’s bad with computers Kristin
Apple ooh he can’t pronounce eulogy a
you Google Iser
he’s easily brainwashed he hangs with
guys who get into gasoline fights and he
can’t turn left I can’t turn left
Yeah right but he does redeem himself by
opening the Derek Zoolander Center for
know he’ll tell you the Derek Zoolander
Center for kids who can’t read good
Walley world here we go number seven
Clark Griswold national lampoon’s
vacation does he make bad choices or
does he just have bad luck
hey Underpants hey yellow okay I’m
obsessed with taking his troops on the
vacation of a lifetime
Sparky does whatever it takes to
overcome adversity when they close a
road they put up big signs like this one
but seeing as how we can’t really drive
he flirts in front of his wife he kills
the family dog and he pulls guns on
security guards Hey
well we can’t help but think he’s an
idiot I wonder if you could tell me how
to get back on the expressway mama thank
you very much
shampoo is better number six
Billy Madison Billy Madison gorgeous
betcha we blamed trust-fund syndrome
Billy’s an entitled rich boy who spends
his time playing juvenile pranks oh my
god old man Clemmons hate shit reading
dirty magazines
and chillin boozing and hallucinating by
the pool with his equally idiotic pals
it’s too damn hot for a penguin to be
just walking around here but the
baby-talking frat boy act won’t fly when
he takes over his dad’s company nice
talking to you Billy yeah I do Jo all
that’s standing in his way are grades K
through 12 to prove to dad that I’m not
a fool what you’d think would be simple
for a 28 year old
I hate cursive and I hate all of you I’m
never coming back to school never I
don’t know what were yelling about
number five brick Tamland anchorman
years later a doctor will tell me that I
have an IQ of 48 and then what some
people call mentally retarded with a
well below average IQ a wide smile and a
heart of gold kvwn chief meteorologist
brick Tamland is the innocent member of
the group who’s always ready with
unsolicited and inaccurate facts I read
somewhere that their periods attract
bears bears can smell the menstruation
fortunately his buddies correct him when
he makes mistakes and provide
much-needed advice when things get too
wild and I killed a guy with a trident
brick I’ve been meaning to talk to you
about that you should find yourself a
safe house or a relative close by lay
low for a while because you’re probably
wanted for murder
time to think of it the rest of the
Channel 4 News team ain’t too bright
either a real ice queen hmm I just
burned my tongue number 4 bill S Preston
Esquire and Ted Theodore Logan Bill &
Ted’s Excellent Adventure
that’s us dude oh yeah bill and Ted are
slackers metal heads and two halves of
the bodacious wild stallions what they
are not is history buffs thanks to great
leaders such as Genghis Khan Joan of Arc
and Socratic method the world is full of
history unfortunately it’s up to these
idiots to pass their history exam and
save the future what
ah to do it they have to travel through
time to meet with some of the greatest
thinkers ever they may be dumb but they
sure know how to party in a most
excellent way let’s go back into history
I was born a poor black child number 3
Navin R Johnson the jerk who number 1
Navin is slow he’s surprised he’s
adopted you mean I’m gonna stay this
color clue number two he’s this excited
about seeing his name in the phone book
I’m somebody now millions of people look
at this book every day clue number three
he doesn’t know he’s being shot at
he hates these can stay away from my can
we think we’ve made our case by Rivera
this hapless idiot goes on your standard
rags to riches then back to rags journey
and comes out the other side a little
wiser there’s some charity people here
to see you sir
no send them away there’s a lot of
people more deserving than me okay not
wiser but at least he can dance
number two Lloyd Christmas and Harry
done dumb and Dumberer feels like you’re
bringing in an incredible rate Harry
with that title we know we shouldn’t be
surprised but they’re just so stupid
some little filly break your heart no it
was a girl yeah
they’re nice and friendly enough but
their combined IQ is less than average
yeah aside from the haircuts dog-shaped
van and majorly stupid gesture of
following a woman they don’t even know
on a road trip across the country little
place called Aspen I don’t know Lloyd
the French or assholes there are tons of
other little or stupid gestures that
solidify their spot on this list just
when I think you couldn’t possibly be
any Dumber you go and do something like
this and totally redeem yourself it
looks like I’m a wreck good to know
number one Carl Spackler Caddyshack what
you to kill every gopher around the
course check me if I’m wrong sandy but
if I kill all the golfers they’re gonna
lock me up to throw away the key first
filthy foul and fanatical Carl’s the
last guy you’d expect to see as
assistant greenskeeper
at a fancy Country Club but he is and he
spends his time
aughh Ling lady golfers well mrs. crane
your little monkey woman you know that
ridding the pool of duty shaped candy
bars there’s no big deal oh and
attempting to solve the courses gopher
problem Oh
however he’s an idiot which means he
goes way overboard we’re talking hoses
rifles explosives and the Gopher still
vests this cross-eyed mumbler
I have to take back an heirloom possible
Chi look
do you agree with our list ah-ha-ha-ha
sure which movie idiots leave you
shaking your head you totally blew it
dude for more top 10s about your
favorite flicks be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com look I gotta go pee but
I’d really like to continue talking
about this conversation when I come back
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