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Top 10 Movie Hillbillies


they may be a little rough around the
edges but they mean well the army cuts
my disability pension cuz it said that
the plate in my head wasn’t big enough
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
movie hillbillies Sonya mine hillbilly
what was I thinking about oh yeah yeehaw
that’s right for this list we’re looking
at amusing though sometimes misguided
dyed-in-the-wool hillbillies who have
appeared in some of our favorite films
oh yeah take a good life man whether
they’re from the deep south the hills of
Appalachia or from a local podunk town
these Hillbillies are not ashamed to let
it all hang out Jenner was Bo and we
wouldn’t have it any other way
number 10 Bobby Boucher the waterboy at
Pala da cool
he’s a down-home boy who rides around on
a lawnmower and has a mother who’s just
a tad overbearing somebody hurt you my
boy who hurt you growing up in the Cajun
wilds of Louisiana he’s no stranger to
Gators and swamps mama says that
alligators are ornery cuss take out all
dem teeth but no toothbrush his mom is a
tried-and-true redneck complete with
errant residential farm animals and a
hatred of almost all things foreign to
her
foosball you planned a foosball behind
my back that doesn’t stop Bobby from
moving up in the world of football
however and getting the girl in the end
boy it’s gonna happen connect
you’ll sing you can do it you can’t do
it Oh
number nine Russell case Independence
Day just want you to know that I won’t
let you down this good ol boy was known
for a couple of things before the aliens
invaded being an alcoholic crop-duster
and being a less-than-stellar father
figure are you sure while he’s off
drinking and regaling the town with
tales of his alien abduction years
earlier his three children are tasked
with raising themselves I’m still your
father not just the man who married my
mother he does get the chance to redeem
himself in the end by sacrificing his
life to take out an alien destroyer so
there’s that all right – alien asshole
number eight Burt Gummer tremors some
kind of mutation
what’s a redneck without some firepower
this particular hillbilly hero has a
massive arsenal that would make most
small armies jealous it’s a hobby that
comes in handy when subterranean
monsters with a taste for human blood
come a-callin broke into the wrong
goddamn rec room dinger you bastard
it’s also another hat tip to the
Hillbillies that his characters wife is
played by reba mcentire who might as
well be the queen of lovable rustic folk
I might have to take some packs more of
a punch in that 3030
won’t take one of our browning autos
number seven cousin Eddie national
lampoon’s vacation franchise yeah I bet
you could use a coolant huh now you’re
talking
does he look familiar to you you boy
he’s rude he’s crude he’s actually even
a little bit gross but hey he’s part of
the family as unfortunate a relative as
their hillbilly cousin might seem to the
Griswold family Eddie is a gem for the
audience know that metal flake my head
aah
how could I forget I never replaced
because every time Kathryn revved up the
microwave but piss my pants and forget
who I was for half hour zone between
crushing beer cans with his head and not
at all being phased by his daughter
getting kicked by a mule she falls in a
well as go cross she gets kicked by a
meal they go back to normal I don’t know
it’s safe to say he wears his hillbilly
title with pride overhears no nothing
but but here if this gets dinner then my
hair just ain’t gonna look right number
6
Ernest P Worrell the Ernest franchise I
can almost hear Johnny Olsen right now
burn Ernest P Worrell come on down
this enthusiastic but moderately
annoying fella was more of a diet
hillbilly I’d know what I mean
I never exactly what give me his
permanent denim vest and trucker cap
ensemble were definitely evocative of
the redneck aesthetic yeah when they
hired me a sanitary engineer they had no
idea that I was actually earnest he
world man of Destiny ruler of refuse a
man who has taken damn it in over his
inspire in it but you could tell he was
just a little bit citified too smart for
you ah plus he was earning a living
trying to sell us sodas and used cars
well come to think of it maybe he was
more of a hillbilly than we originally
estimated how about a bumper sandwich
booger lips number five hi McDonough
Raising Arizona call me hi although he’s
a repeat criminal offender who lives in
a trailer in the boonies he’s not an
unbearable backwoods felon I’ve been
taking these Huggies and whatever cash
you got in fact you’re actually rooting
for hi and his ex prison guard wife Edie
throughout the film you can tell the two
love each other you bet okay there and
though they’re made foolish through
desperation you can also tell that they
would really love a kid kidnapping
probably wasn’t the best way to go about
it but you know we all make mistakes
beautiful yeah he’s awful damn good I
think I got the best one I bet they were
all beautiful all babies are beautiful
this was awful damn good though don’t
you cuss around him number four Tucker
and Dale Tucker and Dale vs. evil you
guys uh don’t happen these two simple
folk are just a couple of teddy bears at
heart you are a good-looking man more or
less you got a damn good heart
appearances can be deceiving
and though these two may look
intimidating they’re really just trying
to enjoy their simple life in the
country
you got an inferiority complex no Adele
no their quiet existence is uprooted by
a group of vacationing college students
whose fear of murderous Hillbillies puts
them in mortal danger it’s payback time
he’ll Netley these two country dudes
can’t even live in peace without city
kids dying around them
number three Joe Dirt Joe his mullet is
the stuff of legend
hey freak boy 1976 called it wants its
hairstyle back well Joe may be a
somewhat unflattering hillbilly
archetype he just wants to be happy this
Square D square what’s up what’s up
and for this lonely drifter happiness
comes through his crush Brandi and his
hunt for the birth parents that forgot
him at the Grand Canyon so there I was a
lot of kids would have been scared I was
all tough about it he’s an affable loud
with unyielding optimism which is
probably why so many of the people he
encounters gravitate towards him I tell
you what buddy I’m gonna give you a free
spin I’m gonna talk to your lady friend
over there how about that
well that and who doesn’t like a good
mullet I was born without top of my
skull and I guess a little bit of my
brains was showing it’s grossing
everybody out so my mom put this wig on
me to cover it up and then the bones
grew together number two
Ricky Bobby Talladega Nights The Ballad
of Ricky Bobby I think you want to share
a little piece of perennial information
with you I got a chubby riding
no one will ever accuse mr. Bobby of
being understated well Jack here’s the
deal I’m the best there is plain simple
I mean I wake up in the morning I kiss
excellence in fact he’s a loud
self-assured man who just wants to go
fast and as a top NASCAR racer he’s
living the hillbilly dream
please the 18 his two kids Walker and
Texas Ranger are growing up with a
steady stream of Mountain Dew and
Doritos what is wrong with you I love
that but his life isn’t paid in gold and
he must struggle to reclaim his spot in
the limelight the hillbilly life isn’t
easy
praise the Lord baby Jesus you don’t
always have to call him baby it’s a bit
odd and off-putting to pray to a baby
look I like the Christmas Jesus best and
I’m saying grace before we take aim at
our top pick here are a few honorable
mentions
you got a purty mouth he’s gonna be
ready to race all I can’t get it show up
like hey guys he’s gonna smoke on blue
and we’re gonna be like great on
right you’ve got to be kidding me what
did they look like okay Jesus early they
look kind of weird if you boys accepted
Jesus your Lord and Savior yes yeah he’s
great cool guy price and Lord and pass
the ammunition name’s Randy but
everybody calls him Frank yeah
number one the Clampetts the Beverly
Hillbillies we though they may very well
be everyone’s favorite fish-out-of-water
hillbillies after striking oil on their
property the Clampetts become overnight
billionaires and move on up to Beverly
Hills Oh
Blackpool Texas in spite of their vast
riches they stay true to their down-home
nature never deviating too far from the
permanent denim and dilapidated jalopy
and even when they find themselves in
the middle of a scheme that threatens
their wealth it ain’t nothing a good
shotgun blast can’t fix
that’s real master
and here’s what I carry
do you agree with our list exactly what
I call constructive Timothy who’s your
favorite movie hillbilly paradise is
someplace like Beverly Hills California
they got swimming pool a movie stars for
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