why fight fair when you can fight dirty
I’m talking you fat-ass
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
movie crotch shots for this list we’ve
looked at the best low blows the movies
can grow up let’s dance to be in
contention the blow has to actually be
landed and the use of guns is not
permitted
sorry Robocop both movies that were
originally shown theatrically as well as
directed DVD features are eligible for
consideration oh shit I shot him in the
dick
yes shove it deck number 10 nearly
everyone the jackass franchise I’m
steve-o and this is t-ball let’s face it
a countdown of crotch shots could never
be complete without the cultural
phenomenon that is jackass when johnny
knoxville bam margera steve-o and
company get together the no pain no gain
motto takes on a whole new meaning
full-frontal male nudity has never been
this fierce with so many to choose from
it’s hard to rank one low blow above the
rest oh but the basketball stunts in 3.5
do you have a certain genocide quoi
about them
number nine James Bond Casino Royale
quite often a big screen blow to the
balls can have a squirming with laughter
but our next clip just has us plane
squirming hmm Casino Royale James Bond
is back he’s brooding and here he’s buck
naked I never understood all these
collaterally torches it’s the simplest
thing to cause more pain than a man can
possibly enjoy as aesthetically pleasing
as a clothing free Daniel Craig might be
however there’s little to lust over in
this scene ah a guy with no pants a
chair with no seat a villain with a
length of rope it’s like whack-a-mole
only a lot less fun no no number eight
beg B’s bar brawl opponent Trainspotting
and it all goes wrong begged if it makes
for uncomfortable viewing then
Trainspotting probably has it covered he
picks on the specky wee gadget of aden
accuses am i putting them off but look
now no surprises then that this movie
includes an especially memorable assault
on the man parts beg bees like a
psychotic Scottish version of The
Incredible Hulk you don’t want to make
him angry but it’s incredibly hard not
to lash across that no kinesio to be
fighter what contract there’s trouble
brewing in this bar and beg bees about
to go off
Begbie didn’t do drugs either he just
did people that’s where he got off on
his own sensory addiction the point of
view shot leaves absolutely nothing in
doubt yeah ah
that has gotta hurt
number seven everyone on all my balls
idiocracy on next of the violence
channel it all knew how much school next
the irony is all on us idiocracy tells
the story of a futuristic society in
which intelligence and logic have been
replaced by simple things and simple
minds where once TV was smart and
informative it’s now straight to the
point or straight to the privates this
is the show ow my balls is like jackass
for beginners a compilation format
showcasing various situations in which a
character is hit in the groin it has to
be a hit number 6
Harry Harry and the Hendersons
heightening the hilarity and putting
extra hair on it this penile pummeling
is about as primitive as they come Harry
is a Bigfoot a Wookiee a Yeti or
whatever you want to call him this scene
leaves at least one thing certain
however when it comes to being neat in
the manhood no matter how massive or
mythological you are it hurts
cross your eyes and count to 10
sasquatch because size really doesn’t
matter right now number 5
kickboxer opponent hotshots part do when
charlie sheen lands a low one he really
really lands it
he sends his opponent on a sensory
roller coaster first softening him up
with a tirade of tickling George Kuh the
laughter is not long-lived however as
Sheen soon takes matters downstairs one
major anatomical adjustment later and
victory is his if you’ve ever wondered
about the appearance of an unsheathed
testicle or two then here they are in
all their gross out glory win number
four Harvey Logan Butch Cassidy and the
Sundance Kid
anything you say butch there’s always an
element of surprise to a well executed
low blow and Butch Cassidy brings that
and we were done if he’s dead you’re
welcome to stay the classic cowboy
doesn’t just hit and run though he
trash-talks his way into the maneuver
and he plays it to perfection it’s not
that Logan doesn’t know what hit him
it’s that he understands all too clearly
no no no not yet not to me and hard we
get the rules straightened out rolls and
on my fight no rules the kick the boot
the thud the fall it’s painful poetry in
motion
well ain’t gonna be any rows let’s get
the fight started someone count one two
three go 1 2 3 go
number 3 pumila
bloodsport
bloodsport is a pretty brutal movie at
the best of times but the following is
its flinching pinching pinnacle
jean-claude Van Damme has on his hands a
hostile crowd and a pretty huge opponent
but every man has his weak spot and by
now we all know where that is
kicks are being landed punches are being
thrown but damage isn’t being done cue
the splits and slow motion and a rapid
right hand the poor guys down for the
count and probably infertile
number two Willie Marcus and Thurmond
Bad Santa this is bullshit give me one
good reason why I should even consider
doing this right now
it might not be classic Christmas but it
is gonad bashing gold he’s a king Rita
Thurman’s being bullied
so naturally he finds himself in a
boxing ring with Santa and his little
helper as you do yeah well let’s show
him a couple of things so he can defend
himself then they’re calling for him to
get mad scream at him and the kids
natural instincts take over the result
is a rally of first-class fisticuffs to
the frontal regions Oh
after which the entire holiday season is
left howling in pain
you don’t get no paws you asshole from
this point forth the carols were sung in
a slightly higher key you will it Oh
before we unveil our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions truce man
come on grow those back Oh
are you crying hey dig is where’s mother
didi number one restaurant staff Dumb
and Dumber in dream world
anything goes why would you simply punch
a guy in the nuts
when you could do so much more that’s
Lloyd Christmas is thinking anyway Jim
Carrey gets a little carried away in his
own subconscious in our winning clip as
he fights for his love’s approval his
victims subjected to a speedy snappy
service just not of the type you might
expect in a restaurant do you agree with
our list yes yes which low blow did we
overlook full four more painfully funny
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com I should have
no – ha ha ha this officer
you
I’m talking you fat-ass
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
movie crotch shots for this list we’ve
looked at the best low blows the movies
can grow up let’s dance to be in
contention the blow has to actually be
landed and the use of guns is not
permitted
sorry Robocop both movies that were
originally shown theatrically as well as
directed DVD features are eligible for
consideration oh shit I shot him in the
dick
yes shove it deck number 10 nearly
everyone the jackass franchise I’m
steve-o and this is t-ball let’s face it
a countdown of crotch shots could never
be complete without the cultural
phenomenon that is jackass when johnny
knoxville bam margera steve-o and
company get together the no pain no gain
motto takes on a whole new meaning
full-frontal male nudity has never been
this fierce with so many to choose from
it’s hard to rank one low blow above the
rest oh but the basketball stunts in 3.5
do you have a certain genocide quoi
about them
number nine James Bond Casino Royale
quite often a big screen blow to the
balls can have a squirming with laughter
but our next clip just has us plane
squirming hmm Casino Royale James Bond
is back he’s brooding and here he’s buck
naked I never understood all these
collaterally torches it’s the simplest
thing to cause more pain than a man can
possibly enjoy as aesthetically pleasing
as a clothing free Daniel Craig might be
however there’s little to lust over in
this scene ah a guy with no pants a
chair with no seat a villain with a
length of rope it’s like whack-a-mole
only a lot less fun no no number eight
beg B’s bar brawl opponent Trainspotting
and it all goes wrong begged if it makes
for uncomfortable viewing then
Trainspotting probably has it covered he
picks on the specky wee gadget of aden
accuses am i putting them off but look
now no surprises then that this movie
includes an especially memorable assault
on the man parts beg bees like a
psychotic Scottish version of The
Incredible Hulk you don’t want to make
him angry but it’s incredibly hard not
to lash across that no kinesio to be
fighter what contract there’s trouble
brewing in this bar and beg bees about
to go off
Begbie didn’t do drugs either he just
did people that’s where he got off on
his own sensory addiction the point of
view shot leaves absolutely nothing in
doubt yeah ah
that has gotta hurt
number seven everyone on all my balls
idiocracy on next of the violence
channel it all knew how much school next
the irony is all on us idiocracy tells
the story of a futuristic society in
which intelligence and logic have been
replaced by simple things and simple
minds where once TV was smart and
informative it’s now straight to the
point or straight to the privates this
is the show ow my balls is like jackass
for beginners a compilation format
showcasing various situations in which a
character is hit in the groin it has to
be a hit number 6
Harry Harry and the Hendersons
heightening the hilarity and putting
extra hair on it this penile pummeling
is about as primitive as they come Harry
is a Bigfoot a Wookiee a Yeti or
whatever you want to call him this scene
leaves at least one thing certain
however when it comes to being neat in
the manhood no matter how massive or
mythological you are it hurts
cross your eyes and count to 10
sasquatch because size really doesn’t
matter right now number 5
kickboxer opponent hotshots part do when
charlie sheen lands a low one he really
really lands it
he sends his opponent on a sensory
roller coaster first softening him up
with a tirade of tickling George Kuh the
laughter is not long-lived however as
Sheen soon takes matters downstairs one
major anatomical adjustment later and
victory is his if you’ve ever wondered
about the appearance of an unsheathed
testicle or two then here they are in
all their gross out glory win number
four Harvey Logan Butch Cassidy and the
Sundance Kid
anything you say butch there’s always an
element of surprise to a well executed
low blow and Butch Cassidy brings that
and we were done if he’s dead you’re
welcome to stay the classic cowboy
doesn’t just hit and run though he
trash-talks his way into the maneuver
and he plays it to perfection it’s not
that Logan doesn’t know what hit him
it’s that he understands all too clearly
no no no not yet not to me and hard we
get the rules straightened out rolls and
on my fight no rules the kick the boot
the thud the fall it’s painful poetry in
motion
well ain’t gonna be any rows let’s get
the fight started someone count one two
three go 1 2 3 go
number 3 pumila
bloodsport
bloodsport is a pretty brutal movie at
the best of times but the following is
its flinching pinching pinnacle
jean-claude Van Damme has on his hands a
hostile crowd and a pretty huge opponent
but every man has his weak spot and by
now we all know where that is
kicks are being landed punches are being
thrown but damage isn’t being done cue
the splits and slow motion and a rapid
right hand the poor guys down for the
count and probably infertile
number two Willie Marcus and Thurmond
Bad Santa this is bullshit give me one
good reason why I should even consider
doing this right now
it might not be classic Christmas but it
is gonad bashing gold he’s a king Rita
Thurman’s being bullied
so naturally he finds himself in a
boxing ring with Santa and his little
helper as you do yeah well let’s show
him a couple of things so he can defend
himself then they’re calling for him to
get mad scream at him and the kids
natural instincts take over the result
is a rally of first-class fisticuffs to
the frontal regions Oh
after which the entire holiday season is
left howling in pain
you don’t get no paws you asshole from
this point forth the carols were sung in
a slightly higher key you will it Oh
before we unveil our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions truce man
come on grow those back Oh
are you crying hey dig is where’s mother
didi number one restaurant staff Dumb
and Dumber in dream world
anything goes why would you simply punch
a guy in the nuts
when you could do so much more that’s
Lloyd Christmas is thinking anyway Jim
Carrey gets a little carried away in his
own subconscious in our winning clip as
he fights for his love’s approval his
victims subjected to a speedy snappy
service just not of the type you might
expect in a restaurant do you agree with
our list yes yes which low blow did we
overlook full four more painfully funny
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com I should have
no – ha ha ha this officer
you
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