you might want to think twice before
interviewing with any of these companies
as you all know we begin construction
today on our next candy systems and
research superstore first order of
business to suss out the competition
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
movie corporations that would be held to
work for for this list we’re taking a
look at the movie businesses with
horrific bosses terrible working
conditions or the worst job descriptions
you’re ever likely to see today
starbucks offers premium quality coffee
at affordable prices this they can also
be places that are just unpleasant or
that you wouldn’t enjoy working at
however we’re ruling out military jobs
as they are inherently perilous we’re
also excluding awful workplaces from
real life that have been put on the big
screen such as Stratton Oakmont and then
there’s a big target and we they get
launched at the tide they sink there’s a
bull’s-eye and the bullseye is a dollar
sign whoever gets closer the dollar sign
gets the motel and finally a spoiler
alert is in order but I never said you
have a job meet I’ll send you a nice box
of Christmas meat best I can do get out
of here number 10 in gen the Jurassic
Park franchise in gen is my
responsibility now dr. knightwood
jealously defend its interests to be
fair this bioengineering company started
by John Hammond has come very close to
perfecting the concept of a dinosaur
themed tourist attraction but they
always get one thing wrong security
going go no matter how hard they try the
dinos can never be contained and are
always desperate for a quick snack
whether you’re security personnel the
company CEO or a lowly hot dog vendor
you’ll never be completely safe at any
engine facility the company doesn’t even
pay its employees very well
case in point Dennis Nedry felt that he
was underpaid and eventually got gobbled
up trying to steal valuable embryos
maybe just go to the dyno worker’s union
next time Dennis can I love to see I’m
sorry about your financial problems
Dennis I really am but they are your
problems oh you’re right John you’re
absolutely right number nine armadyne
corp elysium will get all mad I’m on a
line you know working my way they need
you up on the third floor some things
never change even in 21:54 massive
corporations are still walking all over
the little guy hey hold up the line no
no no I got a damn Health and Safety
mean nothing to this manufacturer of
weapons security robots and futuristic
healthcare as they’ll happily force
their employees to work with faulty
machinery caring little about whether
they get riddled with radiation or not
worst of all they will provide no help
whatsoever to their workers even when
they’re on the brink of death letting
them know we’re near the medical
technology that could save their lives
look if you’re going there right now I
will find someone who will and you can
go clean on your lawn nah man no no
that’s the deal when a company’s motto
is intelligence plus armadyne equals
citizen purity you know something’s not
quite right I’d be looking for someone
to take a job but no one here
have the clowns number eight The Daily
Bugle the spider-man franchise could you
pay me in advance as a photographer you
might think an excellent picture of
spider-man is front-page material
however Jay jonah Jameson the
notoriously ill-tempered publisher of
The Daily Bugle will write off even the
best work as crap and shortchange you
there crap crap crap
Meghna crap I’ll give you 200 bucks for
all that seems a little low if you’re
one of his staff writers at the tabloid
newspaper he’ll have you twist the news
to suit his anti superhero stance or
just completely dismiss you in one of
his trademark tirades Jameson’s pacing
we will page one problem shut up JK
Simmons portrays the mustachioed madman
in the Sam Raimi directed trilogy and he
dominates every scene he’s in where were
you photographing squirrels you’re fired
chief the planetarium party oh right
you’re on fire I need your come here if
you’re a timid character like Peter
Parker Jameson is going to make your
life hell genius what do you looking for
a raise get out number seven Wonka’s
chocolate factory Willy Wonka and the
Chocolate Factory
little surprises around every corner but
nothing dangerous don’t be long this
confectionary production factory may
seem like a candy filled Wonderland to
Charlie and the other kids with a golden
ticket but to any one of working-age
it’s a health and safety nightmare
before you enter the premises you’re
forced to sign a contract warning you
about things like floods fire frost and
frippery and then once you’re in it gets
even crazier
I’m with me
and you’ll be in a world of your
imagination there are human sized tubes
Trippi boat trips and a boss totally
unconcerned by the damage he causes
there’s no earthly way of knowing
you thinking which direction we are
going meanwhile the poor Oompa Loompas
are the downtrodden workers charged with
cleaning up after one of their masters
dodgy creations misfires and although
their songs are relatively a beat you’ll
never see one of them crack a smile now
that we think about it maybe they’re
forced to sing I’ve got a perfect puzzle
for you
number six Papa song Cloud Atlas one
24-hour cycle in Papa songs is identical
to Piazza you may think your job sucks
because it takes over your life but any
nine-to-five is a cakewalk compared to
being a server in a neo-soul fast-food
restaurant with 19 hour shifts in the
year 2144 that’s the sort of existence
the fabricants in this dystopian South
Korea suffer through for the next 19
hours we input orders say food vengeance
obstacle demons wipe tables and bin
garbage all done mr. Chichester host
ketika fabricants are clones
deliberately designed to be of subhuman
intelligence they’re denied any exposure
to the outside world and are forced to
religiously honor thy consumer with the
only prospect of escape coming after
their callers are stamped with 12 stars
pulses meant an endtime contract how did
you feel when you watched one of your
sisters ascend
excitement I was hot people though but
I’m just as well here’s the kicker
though the end to their contracts and
their subsequent salvation known as
exaltation is all a lie instead every
clone is killed and churned up to be
food for the countless other slaves
still trapped by the corporate like
society in which they live they believe
they’re going to exultation pasilla not
us
number 5 in a tech office space hello
Peter what’s happening working in this
monotonous office may not be as
life-threatening as other workplaces on
this list
let it come scarily close to replicating
how unfulfilled life office job can be
we have sort of a problem here yeah you
apparently didn’t put one of the new
cover sheets on your TPS reports oh yeah
I’m sorry about that I I forgot mmm yeah
it’s unclear what initech actually does
which is perhaps a comment on how
pointless this line of work can be and
yet
Big Shot executives like bill Lumbergh
still patronize the Milton Radames types
just quietly getting on with their work
would be really great if you could just
sort of take care of the cockroach
problem we’ve been having in here that
really nutmeg of a night I couldn’t
repeat myself you can hardly blame Peter
Gibbons for robbing the company and
destroying a printer but maybe Milton
burning the whole place down was a bit
much although we suppose that’s what
happens when you try to take a man
stapler okay Mel no it’s not okay
because if they make me if they take
place like they blender that could
outfit the building on fire number four
the union repo men Isis mine
I’m from the Union in 2025 through a
miracle of medicine it’s possible for
diseased organs to be replaced with
synthetic versions of the real thing
these life-saving substitutes don’t come
cheap however when you fail to make a
payment people with sharp knives known
as repo men will arrive to take what is
owed can use count give it up buddy
how’s the magic number not to die Jake
wrong answer
gone are the days when working in
repossession meant taking back a TV or
furniture now you have to cut open a
living beam and remove a part of them
that’s likely crucial to his or her
survival understandably some of the
people with artificial organs put up
quite a fight and after being covered in
someone else’s blood for the fifth time
that day you might begin to rethink your
career path as a repo man what’s that
leave up what are you hanging out of a
meeting number three virtue Kahn
industries the Austin Powers franchise
for 30 years number two has run virtual
Kong the legitimate face of my evil
empire if you’re employed by possibly
the most incompetent evil corporation
ever put to film it must be hard to drag
yourself out of bed to work on one of
dr. Evil’s terribly thought-out plans
here’s the plan we get the warhead and
we hold the world ransom for
1 million dollars without the doctor at
the helm number 2 manages to make the
company insanely profitable but things
go wrong when the head of the
organization inevitably returns from
cryo sleep this is demonstrated by dr.
Evil’s penchant for wasting all their
hard-earned cash on terribly impractical
bases that put every expendable henchmen
at risk most notably as a result of
steamrollers
I’ll tempered seabass and sharks with
frickin laser beams attached to their
heads I mean I actually have freaking
sharks with frickin laser beams attached
to their frickin heads oh and don’t ever
tell dr. evil how dummy is either you
don’t want to get fired be surrounded by
freakin idiots
number two bendini lambert & locke the
firm bendini lambert & locke is just a
small memphis firm 41 lawyers but we’re
a large family so we’re careful after
studying for years towards a career in
law with aspirations to make a real
difference
it must be disheartening to find out
that your first job is riddled with
corruption we’ve been investigating
bendini lambert & locke for four years
no lawyer has ever left your law firm
alive
not only do the employees of this small
boutique law firm turn a blind eye to
organized crime
but it’s crooked workers actively aid
the Mafia and hiding huge amounts of
cash in offshore funds as an employee
the LnL also closely monitors your life
bugging your home and making sure you
stay on their side if we run they find
us and it gets ray killed by the time
you find this out the firm has already
greased you to the point that exposing
the company would not only end your
career but also put your marriage and
life in danger it’s just the kind of
stuff the FBI could use for coercion
Mitch so you watch yourself it’s gotta
be pretty tough to keep your integrity
when you’re working at a company that’s
totally devoid of morality if we ever
have to talk to a third party then I
know everything right down to the penny
pound franc and Torchwood
before we unveil our number-one pick
here are some honorable mentions greed
for lack of a better word is good greed
is right greed works this is Stan
one of our most experienced and skilled
technicians she’ll be handling your case
tonight hello friends my name is Peter
Whelan
I am your employer lunar Industries
remains the number one provider of clean
energy worldwide due to the hard work of
people like you safe trip annyeonghi
gyeseyo
Hanako by number 1 Soylent corporation
Soylent Green Soylent Green the miracle
food of high energy plankton gathered
from the oceans of the world how far
would you go to protect the human race
from almost certain extinction that’s
the moral dilemma you’re presented with
as an employee of this company which
produces a miracle food block capable of
feeding humanity in a world ravaged by
industrialization when I was a kid who
is food for our scientific magicians
causing the water polluted the soil the
problem is that those chunks of
sustenance are actually made from people
you’re gonna tell them Charlotte Green
is people
so the big question is do you reveal the
truth to the world putting the survival
of our species at risk as well as your
paycheck or do you keep quiet and allow
the elite to keep living their lavish
lifestyle
either way the film is set in 2022 so we
might not have to wait too long to find
out
do you agree with our list which movie
businesses would you walk out of after a
week of work all staff must wear their
identity tags at all times all radiation
thank you
for more heavenly top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
Krum snatching coaching practices when
the Grim Reaper steps of what the hell
you’re gonna do
interviewing with any of these companies
as you all know we begin construction
today on our next candy systems and
research superstore first order of
business to suss out the competition
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
movie corporations that would be held to
work for for this list we’re taking a
look at the movie businesses with
horrific bosses terrible working
conditions or the worst job descriptions
you’re ever likely to see today
starbucks offers premium quality coffee
at affordable prices this they can also
be places that are just unpleasant or
that you wouldn’t enjoy working at
however we’re ruling out military jobs
as they are inherently perilous we’re
also excluding awful workplaces from
real life that have been put on the big
screen such as Stratton Oakmont and then
there’s a big target and we they get
launched at the tide they sink there’s a
bull’s-eye and the bullseye is a dollar
sign whoever gets closer the dollar sign
gets the motel and finally a spoiler
alert is in order but I never said you
have a job meet I’ll send you a nice box
of Christmas meat best I can do get out
of here number 10 in gen the Jurassic
Park franchise in gen is my
responsibility now dr. knightwood
jealously defend its interests to be
fair this bioengineering company started
by John Hammond has come very close to
perfecting the concept of a dinosaur
themed tourist attraction but they
always get one thing wrong security
going go no matter how hard they try the
dinos can never be contained and are
always desperate for a quick snack
whether you’re security personnel the
company CEO or a lowly hot dog vendor
you’ll never be completely safe at any
engine facility the company doesn’t even
pay its employees very well
case in point Dennis Nedry felt that he
was underpaid and eventually got gobbled
up trying to steal valuable embryos
maybe just go to the dyno worker’s union
next time Dennis can I love to see I’m
sorry about your financial problems
Dennis I really am but they are your
problems oh you’re right John you’re
absolutely right number nine armadyne
corp elysium will get all mad I’m on a
line you know working my way they need
you up on the third floor some things
never change even in 21:54 massive
corporations are still walking all over
the little guy hey hold up the line no
no no I got a damn Health and Safety
mean nothing to this manufacturer of
weapons security robots and futuristic
healthcare as they’ll happily force
their employees to work with faulty
machinery caring little about whether
they get riddled with radiation or not
worst of all they will provide no help
whatsoever to their workers even when
they’re on the brink of death letting
them know we’re near the medical
technology that could save their lives
look if you’re going there right now I
will find someone who will and you can
go clean on your lawn nah man no no
that’s the deal when a company’s motto
is intelligence plus armadyne equals
citizen purity you know something’s not
quite right I’d be looking for someone
to take a job but no one here
have the clowns number eight The Daily
Bugle the spider-man franchise could you
pay me in advance as a photographer you
might think an excellent picture of
spider-man is front-page material
however Jay jonah Jameson the
notoriously ill-tempered publisher of
The Daily Bugle will write off even the
best work as crap and shortchange you
there crap crap crap
Meghna crap I’ll give you 200 bucks for
all that seems a little low if you’re
one of his staff writers at the tabloid
newspaper he’ll have you twist the news
to suit his anti superhero stance or
just completely dismiss you in one of
his trademark tirades Jameson’s pacing
we will page one problem shut up JK
Simmons portrays the mustachioed madman
in the Sam Raimi directed trilogy and he
dominates every scene he’s in where were
you photographing squirrels you’re fired
chief the planetarium party oh right
you’re on fire I need your come here if
you’re a timid character like Peter
Parker Jameson is going to make your
life hell genius what do you looking for
a raise get out number seven Wonka’s
chocolate factory Willy Wonka and the
Chocolate Factory
little surprises around every corner but
nothing dangerous don’t be long this
confectionary production factory may
seem like a candy filled Wonderland to
Charlie and the other kids with a golden
ticket but to any one of working-age
it’s a health and safety nightmare
before you enter the premises you’re
forced to sign a contract warning you
about things like floods fire frost and
frippery and then once you’re in it gets
even crazier
I’m with me
and you’ll be in a world of your
imagination there are human sized tubes
Trippi boat trips and a boss totally
unconcerned by the damage he causes
there’s no earthly way of knowing
you thinking which direction we are
going meanwhile the poor Oompa Loompas
are the downtrodden workers charged with
cleaning up after one of their masters
dodgy creations misfires and although
their songs are relatively a beat you’ll
never see one of them crack a smile now
that we think about it maybe they’re
forced to sing I’ve got a perfect puzzle
for you
number six Papa song Cloud Atlas one
24-hour cycle in Papa songs is identical
to Piazza you may think your job sucks
because it takes over your life but any
nine-to-five is a cakewalk compared to
being a server in a neo-soul fast-food
restaurant with 19 hour shifts in the
year 2144 that’s the sort of existence
the fabricants in this dystopian South
Korea suffer through for the next 19
hours we input orders say food vengeance
obstacle demons wipe tables and bin
garbage all done mr. Chichester host
ketika fabricants are clones
deliberately designed to be of subhuman
intelligence they’re denied any exposure
to the outside world and are forced to
religiously honor thy consumer with the
only prospect of escape coming after
their callers are stamped with 12 stars
pulses meant an endtime contract how did
you feel when you watched one of your
sisters ascend
excitement I was hot people though but
I’m just as well here’s the kicker
though the end to their contracts and
their subsequent salvation known as
exaltation is all a lie instead every
clone is killed and churned up to be
food for the countless other slaves
still trapped by the corporate like
society in which they live they believe
they’re going to exultation pasilla not
us
number 5 in a tech office space hello
Peter what’s happening working in this
monotonous office may not be as
life-threatening as other workplaces on
this list
let it come scarily close to replicating
how unfulfilled life office job can be
we have sort of a problem here yeah you
apparently didn’t put one of the new
cover sheets on your TPS reports oh yeah
I’m sorry about that I I forgot mmm yeah
it’s unclear what initech actually does
which is perhaps a comment on how
pointless this line of work can be and
yet
Big Shot executives like bill Lumbergh
still patronize the Milton Radames types
just quietly getting on with their work
would be really great if you could just
sort of take care of the cockroach
problem we’ve been having in here that
really nutmeg of a night I couldn’t
repeat myself you can hardly blame Peter
Gibbons for robbing the company and
destroying a printer but maybe Milton
burning the whole place down was a bit
much although we suppose that’s what
happens when you try to take a man
stapler okay Mel no it’s not okay
because if they make me if they take
place like they blender that could
outfit the building on fire number four
the union repo men Isis mine
I’m from the Union in 2025 through a
miracle of medicine it’s possible for
diseased organs to be replaced with
synthetic versions of the real thing
these life-saving substitutes don’t come
cheap however when you fail to make a
payment people with sharp knives known
as repo men will arrive to take what is
owed can use count give it up buddy
how’s the magic number not to die Jake
wrong answer
gone are the days when working in
repossession meant taking back a TV or
furniture now you have to cut open a
living beam and remove a part of them
that’s likely crucial to his or her
survival understandably some of the
people with artificial organs put up
quite a fight and after being covered in
someone else’s blood for the fifth time
that day you might begin to rethink your
career path as a repo man what’s that
leave up what are you hanging out of a
meeting number three virtue Kahn
industries the Austin Powers franchise
for 30 years number two has run virtual
Kong the legitimate face of my evil
empire if you’re employed by possibly
the most incompetent evil corporation
ever put to film it must be hard to drag
yourself out of bed to work on one of
dr. Evil’s terribly thought-out plans
here’s the plan we get the warhead and
we hold the world ransom for
1 million dollars without the doctor at
the helm number 2 manages to make the
company insanely profitable but things
go wrong when the head of the
organization inevitably returns from
cryo sleep this is demonstrated by dr.
Evil’s penchant for wasting all their
hard-earned cash on terribly impractical
bases that put every expendable henchmen
at risk most notably as a result of
steamrollers
I’ll tempered seabass and sharks with
frickin laser beams attached to their
heads I mean I actually have freaking
sharks with frickin laser beams attached
to their frickin heads oh and don’t ever
tell dr. evil how dummy is either you
don’t want to get fired be surrounded by
freakin idiots
number two bendini lambert & locke the
firm bendini lambert & locke is just a
small memphis firm 41 lawyers but we’re
a large family so we’re careful after
studying for years towards a career in
law with aspirations to make a real
difference
it must be disheartening to find out
that your first job is riddled with
corruption we’ve been investigating
bendini lambert & locke for four years
no lawyer has ever left your law firm
alive
not only do the employees of this small
boutique law firm turn a blind eye to
organized crime
but it’s crooked workers actively aid
the Mafia and hiding huge amounts of
cash in offshore funds as an employee
the LnL also closely monitors your life
bugging your home and making sure you
stay on their side if we run they find
us and it gets ray killed by the time
you find this out the firm has already
greased you to the point that exposing
the company would not only end your
career but also put your marriage and
life in danger it’s just the kind of
stuff the FBI could use for coercion
Mitch so you watch yourself it’s gotta
be pretty tough to keep your integrity
when you’re working at a company that’s
totally devoid of morality if we ever
have to talk to a third party then I
know everything right down to the penny
pound franc and Torchwood
before we unveil our number-one pick
here are some honorable mentions greed
for lack of a better word is good greed
is right greed works this is Stan
one of our most experienced and skilled
technicians she’ll be handling your case
tonight hello friends my name is Peter
Whelan
I am your employer lunar Industries
remains the number one provider of clean
energy worldwide due to the hard work of
people like you safe trip annyeonghi
gyeseyo
Hanako by number 1 Soylent corporation
Soylent Green Soylent Green the miracle
food of high energy plankton gathered
from the oceans of the world how far
would you go to protect the human race
from almost certain extinction that’s
the moral dilemma you’re presented with
as an employee of this company which
produces a miracle food block capable of
feeding humanity in a world ravaged by
industrialization when I was a kid who
is food for our scientific magicians
causing the water polluted the soil the
problem is that those chunks of
sustenance are actually made from people
you’re gonna tell them Charlotte Green
is people
so the big question is do you reveal the
truth to the world putting the survival
of our species at risk as well as your
paycheck or do you keep quiet and allow
the elite to keep living their lavish
lifestyle
either way the film is set in 2022 so we
might not have to wait too long to find
out
do you agree with our list which movie
businesses would you walk out of after a
week of work all staff must wear their
identity tags at all times all radiation
thank you
for more heavenly top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
Krum snatching coaching practices when
the Grim Reaper steps of what the hell
you’re gonna do
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