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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down our picks for the top
ten greatest movie cat fights just to
keep this in the realm of possibility
we’ve decided to stick to the nasty
hand-to-hand fights between the fairer
sex rather than including brawls between
women and actual animals or Queen aliens
as cool as those may be just a heads up
this one gets vicious get away from her
you bitch
number 10 Betty Davis vs. Joan Crawford
whatever happened to Baby Jane I’m not
trying to do anything
honestly Jane literally kicking off our
list is the ultimate one-sided
black-and-white era showdown this
particular standoff breaks out when a
former child stars intense hatred for
her sibling finally boils over
see the way Davis is Jane is furiously
and enthusiastically kicking the crap
out of Joan Crawford now that is how you
get an Oscar nomination what she done to
you just rest easy number eight
Beyonce versus Ali Larter obsessed you
are completely delusional
gonna cop steal with your crazy ass wait
it doesn’t touch me
next up is the brawl courtesy of
Larter’s insane office temp falling
dangerously in love with her boss
before sneaking her way into his home we
can tank I told you doc touch me
when his wife arrives and catches her
there the shit hits the fan the result
includes throwing junk punting lamp
whacking head-butting and all manners of
kicking and screaming finally culminated
in a fall to the death
put a ring on that number eight bridget
fonda versus Jennifer Jason Leigh single
white female no stick around we got more
crazy on the way here
Fonda takes on Lee as a roommate little
does she know that her new roomie has
issues issues like wanting a twin so
badly that she starts to copy fondest
appearance and style when eviction seems
to be the only option a deadly fight to
the death ensues gunplay leads to
creative use of an accordion door head
bashing kicking choking and finally
stabbing you got damn sure to sticking
out of the door number 7 Sharon Stone
vs. Rachel ticket in Total Recall from
the mentally unstable to the mentally
deceiving when Stone’s mission to
terminate Arnie is interrupted by his
new gal pal the result is a brawl that
really shows some skill in true action
movie fashion it showcased everything
from kicks to the face to throws and a
nice spin kick that look on Artie’s face
says it all but when stone cheats the
governador decides to play a referee
Doug honey you wouldn’t hurt me would
you sweetheart
consider that a divorce number 6
Charlize Theron vs. Teri Hatcher two
days in the valley
lower your voice a little bitch in this
flick about people brought together by a
murder the two ladies involved with the
deceased
and his untimely death decide that
they’ve had enough of each other and the
answer is sweet ass violence
we especially dig this one because of
the particular ladies involved unlike
others on this list this one goes
straight into grappling and throwing you
just wish they would name for the face
such a tragedy
yes
number five Raquel Welch versus martine
Bestwick 100 million years bc now for
something completely different and by
that we mean a prehistoric showdown 100%
historically accurate this one features
the scantily clad blonde getting up in
another gals business of course the
response is hair-pulling attempted
stabbing and playing with fire all while
the men just sort of watch number four
Jamie Lee Curtis vs. Tia Carrere True
Lies
jeez
Arne really throws him into a frenzy
here the tables are turned
as his wife played by Curtis learns his
true spy identity and is forced to fight
the terrorist femme fatale who kidnapped
her much like a lot of the action that
celebrities get this one takes place in
the backseat of a limo albeit with the
added twist of a dead driver heading
towards a steep drop
number three Neve Campbell versus Denise
Richards wild things you are gonna be
over aren’t you Oh sake you are are you
retarded you know what this list is
missing thus far a pool fight when Nev
and Denise have finally had enough of
each other things get a bit wild see
what I did there
from swearing to slapping each other it
had to end up in attempted drowning and
then a make-out session does that make
sense
just remember this scene next time
you’re playing six degrees of Kevin
Bacon
number two rachel mcadams versus Lindsay
Lohan Mean Girls not trust her she is a
fugly in this flick about teenage girls
being nasty to each other the standout
scene is the catfight that takes place
in Lohan’s mind upon seeing the queen
bitch flaunt the fact that she could
touch the object of Lohan’s affection
imagining how such an argument would be
settled in the animal kingdom were given
a quick flash of Lohan’s savage sound
effect heavy fantasy this was girl world
your hair looks sexy pushed back and in
girl world all the fighting had to be
sneaky before we unveil our top pick
here are a few honorable mentions
number one uma Thurman versus vivica a
Fox Kill Bill Vol one taking the top
spot on our list is the relentless
catfight between the bride and a former
ally who left her for dead at the altar
unlike the other tussles on this list
this one stands head and shoulders above
the rest for its relentless brutality
that’s right there are zero boundaries
here though she winds up very unalike we
can’t help but feel that box got off
easy here if you don’t believe us just
ask Daryl Hannah you didn’t see that one
coming
agree with our list which catfight is
your favorite for more absolutely
awesome top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com I
can’t go out I’m sick boo you whore
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down our picks for the top
ten greatest movie cat fights just to
keep this in the realm of possibility
we’ve decided to stick to the nasty
hand-to-hand fights between the fairer
sex rather than including brawls between
women and actual animals or Queen aliens
as cool as those may be just a heads up
this one gets vicious get away from her
you bitch
number 10 Betty Davis vs. Joan Crawford
whatever happened to Baby Jane I’m not
trying to do anything
honestly Jane literally kicking off our
list is the ultimate one-sided
black-and-white era showdown this
particular standoff breaks out when a
former child stars intense hatred for
her sibling finally boils over
see the way Davis is Jane is furiously
and enthusiastically kicking the crap
out of Joan Crawford now that is how you
get an Oscar nomination what she done to
you just rest easy number eight
Beyonce versus Ali Larter obsessed you
are completely delusional
gonna cop steal with your crazy ass wait
it doesn’t touch me
next up is the brawl courtesy of
Larter’s insane office temp falling
dangerously in love with her boss
before sneaking her way into his home we
can tank I told you doc touch me
when his wife arrives and catches her
there the shit hits the fan the result
includes throwing junk punting lamp
whacking head-butting and all manners of
kicking and screaming finally culminated
in a fall to the death
put a ring on that number eight bridget
fonda versus Jennifer Jason Leigh single
white female no stick around we got more
crazy on the way here
Fonda takes on Lee as a roommate little
does she know that her new roomie has
issues issues like wanting a twin so
badly that she starts to copy fondest
appearance and style when eviction seems
to be the only option a deadly fight to
the death ensues gunplay leads to
creative use of an accordion door head
bashing kicking choking and finally
stabbing you got damn sure to sticking
out of the door number 7 Sharon Stone
vs. Rachel ticket in Total Recall from
the mentally unstable to the mentally
deceiving when Stone’s mission to
terminate Arnie is interrupted by his
new gal pal the result is a brawl that
really shows some skill in true action
movie fashion it showcased everything
from kicks to the face to throws and a
nice spin kick that look on Artie’s face
says it all but when stone cheats the
governador decides to play a referee
Doug honey you wouldn’t hurt me would
you sweetheart
consider that a divorce number 6
Charlize Theron vs. Teri Hatcher two
days in the valley
lower your voice a little bitch in this
flick about people brought together by a
murder the two ladies involved with the
deceased
and his untimely death decide that
they’ve had enough of each other and the
answer is sweet ass violence
we especially dig this one because of
the particular ladies involved unlike
others on this list this one goes
straight into grappling and throwing you
just wish they would name for the face
such a tragedy
yes
number five Raquel Welch versus martine
Bestwick 100 million years bc now for
something completely different and by
that we mean a prehistoric showdown 100%
historically accurate this one features
the scantily clad blonde getting up in
another gals business of course the
response is hair-pulling attempted
stabbing and playing with fire all while
the men just sort of watch number four
Jamie Lee Curtis vs. Tia Carrere True
Lies
jeez
Arne really throws him into a frenzy
here the tables are turned
as his wife played by Curtis learns his
true spy identity and is forced to fight
the terrorist femme fatale who kidnapped
her much like a lot of the action that
celebrities get this one takes place in
the backseat of a limo albeit with the
added twist of a dead driver heading
towards a steep drop
number three Neve Campbell versus Denise
Richards wild things you are gonna be
over aren’t you Oh sake you are are you
retarded you know what this list is
missing thus far a pool fight when Nev
and Denise have finally had enough of
each other things get a bit wild see
what I did there
from swearing to slapping each other it
had to end up in attempted drowning and
then a make-out session does that make
sense
just remember this scene next time
you’re playing six degrees of Kevin
Bacon
number two rachel mcadams versus Lindsay
Lohan Mean Girls not trust her she is a
fugly in this flick about teenage girls
being nasty to each other the standout
scene is the catfight that takes place
in Lohan’s mind upon seeing the queen
bitch flaunt the fact that she could
touch the object of Lohan’s affection
imagining how such an argument would be
settled in the animal kingdom were given
a quick flash of Lohan’s savage sound
effect heavy fantasy this was girl world
your hair looks sexy pushed back and in
girl world all the fighting had to be
sneaky before we unveil our top pick
here are a few honorable mentions
number one uma Thurman versus vivica a
Fox Kill Bill Vol one taking the top
spot on our list is the relentless
catfight between the bride and a former
ally who left her for dead at the altar
unlike the other tussles on this list
this one stands head and shoulders above
the rest for its relentless brutality
that’s right there are zero boundaries
here though she winds up very unalike we
can’t help but feel that box got off
easy here if you don’t believe us just
ask Daryl Hannah you didn’t see that one
coming
agree with our list which catfight is
your favorite for more absolutely
awesome top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com I
can’t go out I’m sick boo you whore
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