Top 10 Movie Bullies

I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room if
you’re growing on my ass get out you’re
paddling stick it’s time to pick on some
wimpy nerds Oh welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top 10 movie bullies for this
list we’re choosing the most memorable
bullies portrayed on the big screen
we’re excluding authority figures like
school principals fresh fruit or drill
sergeants meaning the bullies will have
roughly the same age rank and status as
those being bullied
hey you maggots understand that bullshit
I can’t hear you sound off like you got
a pair number 10 Marianne Bryant easy eh
what the hell are you looking at sister
Christian just a couple of admitted
horse before celebrity meltdowns became
all the rage
amanda Bynes appeared alongside Emma
Stone in this teen rom-com as super
conservative student Marianne Bryant
Jesus tells us to love everyone I mean
even the whores and the homosexuals but
it’s just so hard
although Marianne isn’t initially a
bully just kind of religious and weird
she eventually begins to harass olive
after Mary Ann’s boyfriend contracts
chlamydia and he blames the incident on
the new school trip
if history has shown us anything it’s
that you should never get on the wrong
side of a religious zealot you’re going
to help just as long as you won’t be
there I can assure you good number nine
the O’Doyle family Billy Madison your
Doyle rule that’s the war chant of this
whole family of movie bullies intent on
making life rough for Adam Sandler’s
Billy Madison as he navigates his way
through all levels of education the
o’doyle’s aren’t super creative when it
comes to bullying but by the end of the
day they get the job done
O’Doyle rules O’Doyle I got a feeling
your whole family’s going down
unfortunately for them but fortunately
for Billy the O’Doyle clan is taken out
by the oldest trick in the book
rule number eight check Donnelly weird
science know what time it is – time to
pay the fiddler it’s game over man when
this cigar-smoking shot gun wielding
bully rolls into town you better think
of what you gonna do about Chet
he’s one serious idiot Chet is
protagonist Wyatt’s older brother and he
uses this to his advantage by extorting
cash out of his little bro 170 $5.00
cash new bills crisp and clean in my
wallet by 7:00 a.m. but after why it
accidentally creates the perfect woman
Chet changes his tune what do you have
to be such a wanker because I get off on
it when the smoke clears Chet learns a
valuable lesson about being an older
sibling and not messing with science he
doesn’t understand
listen funny you stupid bitch
oh now careful Chet make me angry sorry
number seven ace Merrill stand by me
let’s play ball they don’t come much
meaner than ace in the world of big
screen bullies why don’t you tell me
something I don’t know as in this
coming-of-age film his main motivation
is to claim the discovery of a dead body
before the protagonists of scanned by me
wasn’t planning on taking the body from
his fuzzy boys he’s such a badass that
he eventually pulls a knife on a bunch
of little kids you didn’t have to kill
me ace
but as the old saying goes yet don’t
bring a knife to a gunfight and aces
quickly sent packing with his tail
between his legs after Gordie shows off
his firepower we’re not gonna forget
this if that’s what she’s thinking this
is big time baby number six
Fred O’Banion dazed and confused oh you
didn’t hear it is you know what y’all
hear I got a shotgun pulled on my ass
nowhere to go
before he was donning the bat suit to
fight criminals Ben Affleck was
terrorizing little kids in high school
squealing hey wait using the latest in
nerd whooping technology Affleck’s Fred
O’Banion wielded a cricket bat to dish
out spankings to the local geeks with
great effect in this early 90s comedy I
would like to dedicate this first lick
to your mother having recently failed
his final year of high school
Fred goes into an all-out nerd whacking
frenzy which leads him to even more
interesting ways to terrorize kids
number-5
Scutt Farkus a Christmas story mark
Farkas has that kind of face you’d
expect most bullies to have so you just
know he’s up to no good he’s a great
example of what most good old-fashioned
bullies are like he picks on kids who
are smaller than him he’s surrounded by
the Brawn iasts eyed kicks he can find
and he uses his power only for evil one
of his quirks is making other kids say
uncle and though he particularly likes
to torment Ralphie
like most bullies Scott eventually gets
his do I became conscious that a steady
torrent of obscenities and swearing of
all kinds was pouring out of me as I
screamed number four Draco Malfoy the
Harry Potter franchise Draco Malfoy
Draco is your typical snot-nosed rich
kid with entitlement issues and a
penchant for dark magic
no one asked your opinion you filthy
little mudblood he comes from a long
line of pure blood baddies who aren’t
afraid to lean over to the dark side to
get their way even if that means doing
the Dark Lord Voldemort’s bidding trust
me oh it’s Jonathan
like most bullies though Malfoy and his
family are all talk and when the real
stuff goes down there are some of the
first to abandon ship
number three Johnny Lawrence the Karate
Kid
hey Johnny forget it man ancient history
who told you the 80s were a great time
for bullies leather jackets crazy
hairstyles and the occasional murder
attempt via dirtbike oh you wanted to
learn karate
well there’s your first lesson
what sets Jonny apart from most bullies
though is his mastery of a brutal form
of karate called Cobra Kai while most
people use the martial art for
self-defense
Johnny’s teacher just happens to be an
insane Vietnam vet who trains his
students to do whatever it takes to win
sweep the leg
you have a problem with that if that
means sweeping the leg then so be it
number two Regina George Mean Girls
Regina George do I even begin to explain
Regina George this Queen Bee is at the
top of the high school popularity
pyramid and uses her powers as any
attention hungry teenager would oh this
is Susan from Planned Parenthood I ever
test herself if you could have her give
me a call as soon as she can it surged
thank you
she’s not going out with anyone Regina
and her clique however are special and
that they compile all the rumors secret
and gossip about their classmates in one
big burn book trang pak is a crusty
little beeyotch
still true Don Schweitzer is a fat
version still have true while the book
is offensive enough on its own
she ends up using it as a nuclear bomb
of sorts that creates mass hysteria
while destroying her competition in the
process did you write this no I swear
then you told somebody she told you
little bitch
before we unveil our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions I’ve handled your
kind before your mom used to steal
chickens out of the backyard
till I blew her head off with a shotgun
you’ll be sorry pee-wee Herman
ten days later eaten by a polar bear
that job with a polar bear died
I’m sorry iris I’m on walls we don’t
have all day
that’s 50 more houses to tear down after
yours number one Biff Tannen and the
tenant family the Back to the Future
franchise yes hey I’m talkin human fly
you Irish Punk
of all the bullies on our list only one
can torment his victims from across vast
temporal distances that’s why your shoes
I died huh oh I’m so gullible McFly it’s
in bifs
very genes to bully the McFly family
from Mad Dog Tannen my strong words run
to the half robotic grift tenant have
you made a decision about tonight’s
opportunity and there doesn’t seem to be
much else that this family lives for
luckily marty is there to set things
right from a near-miss with his mother
in the 50s looky what we have here to
the near murder of his father in the
future meaning the tannins will always
end up in deep shit
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