these aren’t the easiest of jobs and
they certainly aren’t the most liked
this is a lawyer yeah he’s he’s very
good and you’re gonna have to forfeit
that bond I was way off about that
thanks again Mikey welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten hated
professions PEO parking enforcement
officer a meter maid you got to be
shittin me for this list we focused on
careers that are hated by the general
public either because of what the job
entails or how the people in that
profession treat others for the record
we’re not saying we hate these
professions but we understand why some
people do let me lock in that trade
right now and get back to with my
secretary with an exact confirmation
sound good John
great hey John thank you for your vote
of confidence and welcome to the
investors center number 10 bouncer are
you a beefy gym enthusiast who’s quick
to judge people by their appearance
easily riled by loud noises sexist in a
1950’s kind of way and/or thrive in
situations of confrontation then this
could be the job for you for some reason
I don’t know that he just went into
World War 3 you like being back in
Barrow again bouncers are occasionally
useful at breaking up bar fights but
those who’ve met their meaty fists know
that most of the time they just stand
around looking shady and playing God
with what little power they’ve been
given you’re just some roided-out freak
with a fucking clipboard and your stupid
mouth and rope you know what you may
have power now but you’re not God no
disrespect if you are a bouncer because
we know it ain’t easy to deal with us
when we’re drunk you’re right I’m so
sorry
I hate this job
I don’t want to be the one to pass
judgment decide who gets in she makes me
sick most stomach number nine mechanic I
couldn’t remember questioning him about
the practices on as far as sales go and
his exact words were he told me to go
save the whale somewhere else and he
told me it was an upsell world if you
think about it a mechanic could be
considered an evil genius relying on the
fact that most of us don’t know a thing
about fixing cars they can tell us
anything is wrong with one and are
pretty much guaranteed we won’t
challenge them the brake drums are shot
and you need a new transmission what all
I wanted was an oil change besides even
if we did they’ve probably already taken
the liberty of fixing this real or
imagined problem and are gonna charge us
anyway there’s no price it will be and
that’s exactly why we hate them because
you can never go in needing an oil
change without spending an extra grand
on an axle alignment or worse one of the
easiest things to sell is power steering
fluid just take a sample and you can
tell a person that it should be clear
you could tell a person that it should
be red or you could just go by the smell
of the fluid smell this the fluids very
burnt it was a very easy sale number
eight car salesperson the guy is a
goddamn used car salesman this keeps
getting better and better this is kind
of an easy one the old stereotype has
been around since Fords first models
went on the market so of course you can
drive off the lot but hey I’m Larry love
and I love you whether you’re buying new
or old there is nothing more annoying
than having to deal with the greasy
money starved salesmen who would sell
you cheese on wheels if it could make
them a buck I have to admit it’s not the
flyest ride on a lot but guaranteed you
hear it’s the safest car on a lot I had
a crash there we go
had me safe and yes we say him because
it’s not a female heavy career path
bumpers have fallen off what do I do
with her hmm
i cellar these are the guys that make
you want to take a shower after shaking
hands on a deal you’re not quite sure
you should have made you never done this
before
but seeing as it’s special circumstances
and all he says I can knock a hundred
dollars off that trucoat 100 you lied to
me mr. Lundegaard number seven paparazzi
plus normal folk tend to have a hard
time feeling sorry for celebrities who
complain about their lives their
hardships are usually small potatoes but
sometimes the paparazzi take it too far
way too far
seriously the Kardashians are Brangelina
do deserve to be able to walk the few
feet from their car to a restaurant
undisturbed so when they’re assaulted by
a swarm of photographers pressing their
flashing cameras against their shielded
faces you can’t help but pity the stars
a little is it any wonder that the
paparazzi get beat up so often ask you a
question you want to apologize I asked
you a question
number six parking enforcement officer
you’re sitting there because you know
people don’t see this exactly right then
maybe you should put the sign in a place
where you can see it instead of just
creating it as a fake excuse to give out
tickets so you could fund yourself every
bit of a drivers hatred for the meter
maid is well deserved
they’re the mascots of the
municipalities get-rich-quick scheme to
pump money back into the government my
tire was in the red three inches and she
gave me a ticket she finds me every time
I asked her nicely she just laughed it’s
a lose lose lose situation no matter
what you do although having to pay
parking fare and tickets sucks and
contributes a ton of cash flow for the
city there’s also the matter of paying
the employees to carry out this useless
service this is a meter maid we’re all
officers here you know how much revenue
we bring in for this city and where does
the money to pay the salaries of parking
attendants come from where else but from
our very own pockets who decides to give
people tickets for not doing their
inspections in time as they’re in line
waiting to have inspections done on
their vehicles
number five dentist the advantage you
have a talent for called extinct zombie
a dead
people will pay me anyway okay so we may
not hate dentists but no one likes going
to the dentist even the best
practitioners inflict at least a little
pain should take better care of your
teeth you have a quite a cavity here and
the way they stare greedily into your
mouth as if every single molar and
incisor is a dollar sign can only be
described as distasteful okay I became a
dental assistant it’s basically the same
thing I just make a lot less money
they’re instruments of torture are
merely inches away from penetrating the
patient’s skull yes we know dentists are
super important to our healthcare but
that doesn’t mean we don’t all fear
their ability to drill into our mouths
and wallets you know and I pride myself
on being a professional so from now on
what I would like you to do is just
let’s just tell me you know when and if
I cross the line number four lawyer
I can’t commendable mystery but I’m
still waiting to hear good cause now do
you have one enough in the 16th century
one of Shakespeare’s characters famously
said let’s kill all the lawyers over 400
years later that sentiment hasn’t really
changed
because of them the many guilty have
walked free and the wrongfully accused
have been put behind bars to be clear
there are some great attorneys in the
world who perform their jobs nobly
there’s a big bowl of candy in my office
why don’t you go eat it Wayne Jarvis
attorney at law I have a responsibility
to tell you that there is no candy in
this office however there are many
amoral
unethical and self-serving ambulance
chasers that seek only to benefit from
the misfortunes of others Oh
lawyer Gloria already what the hell
happened here she slipped on that glass
that was arrogant jerks they’re gonna
pay for this they’re the ones that paint
the entire profession with the heart to
shake stereotype that probably existed
since the birth of the profession it’s
all refundable unlike my times been a
complete waste of two hours okay we’re
just not gonna do it and that’s that
what are you doing are you writing to I
know I’m taking I’m taking notes on the
case we just see because you know what
Rosie at all
number three politician did you know
that there are two kinds of raucous
tanny’s I mean uh actually three kinds
of of Iraqis do you mean Sunnis and
Shiites and Kurtz you knew about this
from Adolf Hitler to John F Kennedy from
the very extreme to the very dumb
politicians come in a wide variety of
shapes and sizes but one thing is for
certain even the most noble of leaders
is hiding something I did not have
sexual relations with that woman besides
they often make promises they can’t keep
push personal agendas take bribes and
sacrifice our natural resources
can you really reform Wall Street when
they are spending millions and millions
of dollars on campaign contributions
plus some are even responsible for the
deaths of millions of people and then
they have the galling charisma that gets
them elected in the first place heck
they even vote for themselves to get
regular raises while refusing to do the
same for average Joes I believe this is
the defining challenge of our time
making sure our economy works for every
word
America number two debt collector a debt
collector is kind of like the grim
reaper the grim reaper isn’t a bad guy
he’s just doing his job it’s not the
debt collectors fault that you’re in
debt but like the grim reaper
we can’t help but view the collection
agent with a mixture of anxiety fear and
hatred okay so you screwed up you
probably shouldn’t have spent so much
money but the fact that a fellow citizen
is somehow granted the authority to
bully intimidate and threaten you is the
equivalent of getting scolded by someone
else’s parents i double-checked with my
bank with online and to please could
call oh my phone
by the time you know that the
representative acted like we could call
you as many times as we want it’s just
not cool before we reveal our number one
pick here are some honorable or in this
case dishonorable mentions three the
world of investing and be a jungle bulls
bears danger at every turn come on peg I
never buy anything from you you know
that I know my Helen this is a boarding
school miss Pascale you stole from the
government no I didn’t steal from the
government
I just didn’t pay you entirely let’s go
you can’t just not pay your taxes
license and registration
uh officer I know that license and
registration please
number one telemarketer when it doesn’t
matter what the fuck I say the only real
objection that they have is that they
don’t trust you guys and why should they
trust you I mean look at you you’re a
bunch of sleazy salesman right ah the
telemarketer how you deserve the world’s
hatred
I’m calling from air duct cleaning
services how you doing today
whether you’re pedaling legitimate
services or taking advantage of the
elderly and vulnerable there is really
never a good time to get that call in
fact telemarketing is so annoying that
it’s actually illegal in some places
what we’re seeing now is an influx of
telemarketing calls from offshore you’re
spoofing the numbers that they’re using
a seemingly soulless person on the other
end of the phone inflicts on you a
script that’s clearly not written for a
human audience I’m senior vice president
Shran Oakland and I plan on being one of
the top brokers of my firm next year I’m
not gonna get there by being long
standing do you want to say that you
sound like a you sound like a pretty
sincere guy and they also somehow
managed to hypnotize you so that even if
you want to hang up you still sit
through the sales pitch despite the fact
that your dinner is getting cold why
don’t you just admit that’s what you’re
doing calling Canadians and hassling
them people rather do not call this want
you to stop they’ve had it do you agree
with our list which profession gives you
nightmares of the shivers the sawdust
quiets for years unless the engine run
as sweet as a nut for a couple of miles
daddy that’s cheating for more
angst-ridden top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
and that’s the game nothing further your
honor
they certainly aren’t the most liked
this is a lawyer yeah he’s he’s very
good and you’re gonna have to forfeit
that bond I was way off about that
thanks again Mikey welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten hated
professions PEO parking enforcement
officer a meter maid you got to be
shittin me for this list we focused on
careers that are hated by the general
public either because of what the job
entails or how the people in that
profession treat others for the record
we’re not saying we hate these
professions but we understand why some
people do let me lock in that trade
right now and get back to with my
secretary with an exact confirmation
sound good John
great hey John thank you for your vote
of confidence and welcome to the
investors center number 10 bouncer are
you a beefy gym enthusiast who’s quick
to judge people by their appearance
easily riled by loud noises sexist in a
1950’s kind of way and/or thrive in
situations of confrontation then this
could be the job for you for some reason
I don’t know that he just went into
World War 3 you like being back in
Barrow again bouncers are occasionally
useful at breaking up bar fights but
those who’ve met their meaty fists know
that most of the time they just stand
around looking shady and playing God
with what little power they’ve been
given you’re just some roided-out freak
with a fucking clipboard and your stupid
mouth and rope you know what you may
have power now but you’re not God no
disrespect if you are a bouncer because
we know it ain’t easy to deal with us
when we’re drunk you’re right I’m so
sorry
I hate this job
I don’t want to be the one to pass
judgment decide who gets in she makes me
sick most stomach number nine mechanic I
couldn’t remember questioning him about
the practices on as far as sales go and
his exact words were he told me to go
save the whale somewhere else and he
told me it was an upsell world if you
think about it a mechanic could be
considered an evil genius relying on the
fact that most of us don’t know a thing
about fixing cars they can tell us
anything is wrong with one and are
pretty much guaranteed we won’t
challenge them the brake drums are shot
and you need a new transmission what all
I wanted was an oil change besides even
if we did they’ve probably already taken
the liberty of fixing this real or
imagined problem and are gonna charge us
anyway there’s no price it will be and
that’s exactly why we hate them because
you can never go in needing an oil
change without spending an extra grand
on an axle alignment or worse one of the
easiest things to sell is power steering
fluid just take a sample and you can
tell a person that it should be clear
you could tell a person that it should
be red or you could just go by the smell
of the fluid smell this the fluids very
burnt it was a very easy sale number
eight car salesperson the guy is a
goddamn used car salesman this keeps
getting better and better this is kind
of an easy one the old stereotype has
been around since Fords first models
went on the market so of course you can
drive off the lot but hey I’m Larry love
and I love you whether you’re buying new
or old there is nothing more annoying
than having to deal with the greasy
money starved salesmen who would sell
you cheese on wheels if it could make
them a buck I have to admit it’s not the
flyest ride on a lot but guaranteed you
hear it’s the safest car on a lot I had
a crash there we go
had me safe and yes we say him because
it’s not a female heavy career path
bumpers have fallen off what do I do
with her hmm
i cellar these are the guys that make
you want to take a shower after shaking
hands on a deal you’re not quite sure
you should have made you never done this
before
but seeing as it’s special circumstances
and all he says I can knock a hundred
dollars off that trucoat 100 you lied to
me mr. Lundegaard number seven paparazzi
plus normal folk tend to have a hard
time feeling sorry for celebrities who
complain about their lives their
hardships are usually small potatoes but
sometimes the paparazzi take it too far
way too far
seriously the Kardashians are Brangelina
do deserve to be able to walk the few
feet from their car to a restaurant
undisturbed so when they’re assaulted by
a swarm of photographers pressing their
flashing cameras against their shielded
faces you can’t help but pity the stars
a little is it any wonder that the
paparazzi get beat up so often ask you a
question you want to apologize I asked
you a question
number six parking enforcement officer
you’re sitting there because you know
people don’t see this exactly right then
maybe you should put the sign in a place
where you can see it instead of just
creating it as a fake excuse to give out
tickets so you could fund yourself every
bit of a drivers hatred for the meter
maid is well deserved
they’re the mascots of the
municipalities get-rich-quick scheme to
pump money back into the government my
tire was in the red three inches and she
gave me a ticket she finds me every time
I asked her nicely she just laughed it’s
a lose lose lose situation no matter
what you do although having to pay
parking fare and tickets sucks and
contributes a ton of cash flow for the
city there’s also the matter of paying
the employees to carry out this useless
service this is a meter maid we’re all
officers here you know how much revenue
we bring in for this city and where does
the money to pay the salaries of parking
attendants come from where else but from
our very own pockets who decides to give
people tickets for not doing their
inspections in time as they’re in line
waiting to have inspections done on
their vehicles
number five dentist the advantage you
have a talent for called extinct zombie
a dead
people will pay me anyway okay so we may
not hate dentists but no one likes going
to the dentist even the best
practitioners inflict at least a little
pain should take better care of your
teeth you have a quite a cavity here and
the way they stare greedily into your
mouth as if every single molar and
incisor is a dollar sign can only be
described as distasteful okay I became a
dental assistant it’s basically the same
thing I just make a lot less money
they’re instruments of torture are
merely inches away from penetrating the
patient’s skull yes we know dentists are
super important to our healthcare but
that doesn’t mean we don’t all fear
their ability to drill into our mouths
and wallets you know and I pride myself
on being a professional so from now on
what I would like you to do is just
let’s just tell me you know when and if
I cross the line number four lawyer
I can’t commendable mystery but I’m
still waiting to hear good cause now do
you have one enough in the 16th century
one of Shakespeare’s characters famously
said let’s kill all the lawyers over 400
years later that sentiment hasn’t really
changed
because of them the many guilty have
walked free and the wrongfully accused
have been put behind bars to be clear
there are some great attorneys in the
world who perform their jobs nobly
there’s a big bowl of candy in my office
why don’t you go eat it Wayne Jarvis
attorney at law I have a responsibility
to tell you that there is no candy in
this office however there are many
amoral
unethical and self-serving ambulance
chasers that seek only to benefit from
the misfortunes of others Oh
lawyer Gloria already what the hell
happened here she slipped on that glass
that was arrogant jerks they’re gonna
pay for this they’re the ones that paint
the entire profession with the heart to
shake stereotype that probably existed
since the birth of the profession it’s
all refundable unlike my times been a
complete waste of two hours okay we’re
just not gonna do it and that’s that
what are you doing are you writing to I
know I’m taking I’m taking notes on the
case we just see because you know what
Rosie at all
number three politician did you know
that there are two kinds of raucous
tanny’s I mean uh actually three kinds
of of Iraqis do you mean Sunnis and
Shiites and Kurtz you knew about this
from Adolf Hitler to John F Kennedy from
the very extreme to the very dumb
politicians come in a wide variety of
shapes and sizes but one thing is for
certain even the most noble of leaders
is hiding something I did not have
sexual relations with that woman besides
they often make promises they can’t keep
push personal agendas take bribes and
sacrifice our natural resources
can you really reform Wall Street when
they are spending millions and millions
of dollars on campaign contributions
plus some are even responsible for the
deaths of millions of people and then
they have the galling charisma that gets
them elected in the first place heck
they even vote for themselves to get
regular raises while refusing to do the
same for average Joes I believe this is
the defining challenge of our time
making sure our economy works for every
word
America number two debt collector a debt
collector is kind of like the grim
reaper the grim reaper isn’t a bad guy
he’s just doing his job it’s not the
debt collectors fault that you’re in
debt but like the grim reaper
we can’t help but view the collection
agent with a mixture of anxiety fear and
hatred okay so you screwed up you
probably shouldn’t have spent so much
money but the fact that a fellow citizen
is somehow granted the authority to
bully intimidate and threaten you is the
equivalent of getting scolded by someone
else’s parents i double-checked with my
bank with online and to please could
call oh my phone
by the time you know that the
representative acted like we could call
you as many times as we want it’s just
not cool before we reveal our number one
pick here are some honorable or in this
case dishonorable mentions three the
world of investing and be a jungle bulls
bears danger at every turn come on peg I
never buy anything from you you know
that I know my Helen this is a boarding
school miss Pascale you stole from the
government no I didn’t steal from the
government
I just didn’t pay you entirely let’s go
you can’t just not pay your taxes
license and registration
uh officer I know that license and
registration please
number one telemarketer when it doesn’t
matter what the fuck I say the only real
objection that they have is that they
don’t trust you guys and why should they
trust you I mean look at you you’re a
bunch of sleazy salesman right ah the
telemarketer how you deserve the world’s
hatred
I’m calling from air duct cleaning
services how you doing today
whether you’re pedaling legitimate
services or taking advantage of the
elderly and vulnerable there is really
never a good time to get that call in
fact telemarketing is so annoying that
it’s actually illegal in some places
what we’re seeing now is an influx of
telemarketing calls from offshore you’re
spoofing the numbers that they’re using
a seemingly soulless person on the other
end of the phone inflicts on you a
script that’s clearly not written for a
human audience I’m senior vice president
Shran Oakland and I plan on being one of
the top brokers of my firm next year I’m
not gonna get there by being long
standing do you want to say that you
sound like a you sound like a pretty
sincere guy and they also somehow
managed to hypnotize you so that even if
you want to hang up you still sit
through the sales pitch despite the fact
that your dinner is getting cold why
don’t you just admit that’s what you’re
doing calling Canadians and hassling
them people rather do not call this want
you to stop they’ve had it do you agree
with our list which profession gives you
nightmares of the shivers the sawdust
quiets for years unless the engine run
as sweet as a nut for a couple of miles
daddy that’s cheating for more
angst-ridden top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
and that’s the game nothing further your
honor
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