it’s safe to say none of these dinners
made it to dessert hey waiter how about
a bow for the Steve oh boy
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
Awkward dinner scenes in movies we call
it fancy stones for me that um Brendan
really likes with his chicken nuggets
it’s my fancy sauce for this list we’re
taking a look at uncomfortable scenes in
which characters sit down to have dinner
together I like the picture Jesus as a
ninja fighting off evil cetera I like to
think of Jesus like with John eagle’s
wings and singing lead vocals for Lynyrd
Skynyrd we’re focusing on moments that
have at least some humor in them so
we’ve excluded ones with a more serious
tone like the dinner scene in American
History X see this that means not
welcome number 10
meet the blacks anchorman 2 the legend
continues mmm this is delicious we have
no idea how Ron Burgundy manages to
attract beautiful women like Veronica
Corningstone and his temporary
girlfriend Linda so how long have you
and Linda been dating while Ron does
have a way with the ladies
meeting the parents is an entirely
different story
ours is a new love but it burns very
brightly having dinner with Linda’s
family Ron is compelled to address the
white elephant in the room I’m
addressing the white elephant in the
room I’m breaking down the barriers of
race by assimilation he doesn’t make
things any better with a stereotypical
african-american impersonations we have
done things papa you ain’t gonna like
you ain’t gonna like it none capping
things off by calling the family pipe
hittin bitches the only thing that could
have made the scene more awkward is if
Ron showed up in blackface which one of
you pipe hittin bitches can pass me Oh
number 9 eating your feelings inside out
when Riley is acting so weird
why she thinks a weird emotions run high
at this family dinner as young Riley
adjusts to her new life in San Francisco
since joy and sadness have left the
building
fear disgust and anger must run the show
hey Riley
I’ve got good news I found a Junior
Hockey League right here in San
Francisco and get this tryouts are
tomorrow after school what luck right as
you can imagine she doesn’t have the
best attitude when her parents try to
cheer her up on top of that it’s clear
Riley’s parents have some issues based
on the emotions in their heads sir she
just rolled her eyes at us what is her
deal all right
make a show of force I don’t want to
have to put the foot down Plus mom and
dad aren’t on the same page which only
makes the situation more hostile at
least dad avoids a disaster by putting
his foot down well that’s how he sees it
anyway
that’s it go to your room now number
eight meet Dale pineapple Express you
guys can wait as long as you want
but one minute from right now I’m gonna
I’m gonna eat some food Dale Denton
isn’t exactly a catch he’s overweight
works a crappy job and can’t even do a
good Jeff Goldblum impression seriously
you’re Jeff Goldblum impression made me
pee my pants besides no woman could ever
take the place of his one true soul mate
drug dealer Saul good luck oh yeah yeah
you’ll meet her later and look so as you
can imagine Dale doesn’t make the best
first impression when he meets the
parents of his 18 year old girlfriend
Angie shit
oh no hey Dale in addition to forgetting
about their dinner and showing up late
Dale also brings along a trail of murder
drugs and mayhem even angie has a hard
time defending her stoned boyfriend are
you HOT what no I’m not huh you are high
as a kite I’m not high let’s go
of course things are made infinitely
worse with the arrival of Saul
number seven table hopping mrs.
Doubtfire jambalaya
Robin Williams was a comedic chameleon
who could alternate between two
completely different characters in a
heartbeat can I help you man oh sorry
I’m late after all those scotches I had
to piss like a racehorse mrs. Doubtfire
took full advantage of Williams Talent
particularly in this hilarious scene
yeah yeah yeah God’s name are you know
on Daniel Hillard winds up in a classic
screwball scenario as he dashes between
a business dinner as himself and a
birthday dinner as mrs. Doubtfire I hope
your little competition
I beg you honey she’s got a power tool
in the bedroom dear her personal jet
camera she could break a sidewalk with
it the walls start crumbling when Daniel
accidentally sits down at the wrong
table in the wrong get up I’d like you
to meet the host of your new show
believe it or not he actually manages to
spin this mistake in his favor the mask
ultimately comes off however when Daniel
performs the Heimlich maneuver on his
ex-wife’s new boyfriend
yeah all right Davis with luck number
six the perfect family Christmas
National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation
since this is aunt Bethany’s 80th
Christmas I think she should lead us in
the saying of grace Clark Griswold has
the perfect Christmas dreamed up in his
head as the holiday faces one calamity
after another however he realizes his
fantasy is never gonna become a reality
it almost looks like Clark is gonna
share a tender moment with his family
upon asking aunt Bethany to say grace
what do you
grace grace she passed away 30 years ago
in her old age though she doesn’t even
know the difference between a prayer and
the Pledge of Allegiance I pledge
allegiance to the flag of the United
States of America the turkey is
essentially a metaphor for clerks
Christmas promising on the outside but
ultimately leaves a bitter taste
not even the dog can stomach this meal
oh he’s just yakking on a bone we got it
up number five crotch crasher wedding
crashers John I saw you on the dance
floor as an experienced wedding crasher
Jeremy knows when to make his move and
when to make a break for it
it was the booze dancing when John drags
him along on an extended weekend though
Jeremy finds himself at the mercy of the
deranged Gloria oh my god don’t ever
leave me ever good cuz I’d find you
after getting a taste of Jeremy this
stage-five clinger can’t keep her hands
off him
no seriously she can’t keep her hands
off him backbone of the system the new
pioneer when Gloria decides to give him
a little extra attention during a family
dinner
Jeremy is shocked horrified and
pleasured all at once and they make it
into cloth which they in turn so then um
he tries his best to remain composed
although he likely would have been
exposed if John weren’t so good at
biessing what’s this company called
who shirts and pants holy shirts and
pants it’s a little corny and obvious
but what do you get out of being subtle
right number four meeting the parents
meet the parents Greg would you like to
say grace this scene has pretty much
become the textbook example of an
awkward dinner oh well
Greg’s Jewish dad no
you’re telling me Jews don’t pray honey
it’s hard to single out the most
uncomfortable moment the Jewish Greg’s
attempt at a Christian prayer you are
such a good God
Greg’s comment about milking anything
with nipples oh yeah you can milk
anything with nipples
I have nipples Greg could you milk me or
Jax misguided poem for his deceased
mother you gave me life you gave me milk
you gave me courage your name was Angela
the awkward levels go off the charts
however as Greg knocks over an urn
containing Jack’s mom and jinx the cat
urinates all over the remains Jesse no
oh you’d think this would be the most
awkward part of the entire movie but
somehow things only get worse for Greg
from here on Greg sweetie how you doing
oh just fine considering I desecrated
your grandma’s remains found out you
were engaged and had your father asked
me to milk him number three
poop party Borat what do you do I’m the
pastor of a church Sasha Baron Cohen
does not care how shameless a comedy
routine sounds or who he offends all
that matters it’s that it’s funny I’m
recently retired you re done yes a
physical momento
naturally Borat is full of hysterical
cringe inducing moments especially this
scene where cultures and classes clash
is a very good you love very todd to eat
with you in the same place that’s not
what we’re saying about this man he is
not what you would refer to as retard
Borat demonstrates that his table
manners still need some work as he
insults his fellow guests of course his
table manners are beyond sophisticated
compared to his bathroom manners excuse
me is it possible to go and do a you
know how you say in as a you upstairs
everyone is surprisingly tolerant of
Borat’s strange customs
inability to use a toilet however even
they draw the line when he invites a
prostitute to dinner this is my friends
a luenell huh oh okay
number two meeting Bianca Lars and the
real girl come on in Ryan Gosling is one
of the most desired men in the world as
the socially inept lars though Gosling
only has eyes for one woman where did
you meet this person on the Internet
yeah well everybody’s doing that now
scream at first Gus and Karen are
overjoyed to learn that loris has found
a lady friend but they get hit with the
ultimate bombshell after learning Bianca
is a sex doll while their instincts tell
them to call the loony bin immediately
they decide to go through with dinner
first
are you hungry we’re starving yes we can
be handin it’s an uncomfortably quiet
meal and not merely because bianca is
the shy type as awkward as the silences
things only get more agonizing when Lars
tries to make conversation so you’re
never gonna believe this makes me mad
Bianca’s from the tropics she well she’s
Brazilian what half brazilian half
Danish that’s right before we get to our
top pick here are some honorable
mentions
that’s the Maharajah
kid may be older so won’t even do with
yourself up there in that big lock place
I bet the I bet that you must be
spectacular hi Edward yes hey hey I’ve
seen this one I’ve seen this one this is
a classic this is our where Ralph
dresses up as a man from space you mean
you’ve seen this it’s brand-new yeah I
started on a rewrite I can’t believe
this family Andy’s mother it’s really
beautiful and you’re talking swap meets
and boat basins and the old lady at the
end of the table is that classic
jew-hater
dad how about a little percussion tap
tap tappy tap tap Teddy tap tap tap tap
tap – mom hi hat good mom excellent and
Gary on the kick drum
come come on the kick jump number one
past the asparagus American Beauty all
right dear
the Burnham’s are a family on the verge
of exploding Jenny today I quit my job
and then I told my boss to go himself
and then i blackmailed him for almost
sixty thousand dollars pass the
asparagus every night Lester Carolyn and
Jane eat dinner while listening to
lawrence welk ignoring just how
miserable they all make each other your
father seems to think this kind of
behavior something to be proud of and
your mother seems to prefer that I go
through life like being prisoner while
she keeps my dick in a mason jar under
the same after Lester suffers a midlife
crisis and quits his job their true
feelings can no longer be kept under
wraps I didn’t lose it it’s not like
whoops where my job go I quit someone
passed the especial Oh Jane is caught in
the middle of her parents bickering with
her mother trying to maintain a phony
grin and her father completely cutting
loose girls until they just quit his job
and you don’t know someone the
not going to be part of this shut up
when Lester fails to get any respect or
asparagus the lid is officially blown
off yeah let’s bring in the last mater
see how loud I guess on that one you
know do you agree with our list Thanks
what dinner scene have you laughing and
cringing at the same time oh you know
what I’m coming at you with you big
black mother of Linda mix it up in a pot
for more entertaining top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com it’s so nice to have the
family together for dinner
made it to dessert hey waiter how about
a bow for the Steve oh boy
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
Awkward dinner scenes in movies we call
it fancy stones for me that um Brendan
really likes with his chicken nuggets
it’s my fancy sauce for this list we’re
taking a look at uncomfortable scenes in
which characters sit down to have dinner
together I like the picture Jesus as a
ninja fighting off evil cetera I like to
think of Jesus like with John eagle’s
wings and singing lead vocals for Lynyrd
Skynyrd we’re focusing on moments that
have at least some humor in them so
we’ve excluded ones with a more serious
tone like the dinner scene in American
History X see this that means not
welcome number 10
meet the blacks anchorman 2 the legend
continues mmm this is delicious we have
no idea how Ron Burgundy manages to
attract beautiful women like Veronica
Corningstone and his temporary
girlfriend Linda so how long have you
and Linda been dating while Ron does
have a way with the ladies
meeting the parents is an entirely
different story
ours is a new love but it burns very
brightly having dinner with Linda’s
family Ron is compelled to address the
white elephant in the room I’m
addressing the white elephant in the
room I’m breaking down the barriers of
race by assimilation he doesn’t make
things any better with a stereotypical
african-american impersonations we have
done things papa you ain’t gonna like
you ain’t gonna like it none capping
things off by calling the family pipe
hittin bitches the only thing that could
have made the scene more awkward is if
Ron showed up in blackface which one of
you pipe hittin bitches can pass me Oh
number 9 eating your feelings inside out
when Riley is acting so weird
why she thinks a weird emotions run high
at this family dinner as young Riley
adjusts to her new life in San Francisco
since joy and sadness have left the
building
fear disgust and anger must run the show
hey Riley
I’ve got good news I found a Junior
Hockey League right here in San
Francisco and get this tryouts are
tomorrow after school what luck right as
you can imagine she doesn’t have the
best attitude when her parents try to
cheer her up on top of that it’s clear
Riley’s parents have some issues based
on the emotions in their heads sir she
just rolled her eyes at us what is her
deal all right
make a show of force I don’t want to
have to put the foot down Plus mom and
dad aren’t on the same page which only
makes the situation more hostile at
least dad avoids a disaster by putting
his foot down well that’s how he sees it
anyway
that’s it go to your room now number
eight meet Dale pineapple Express you
guys can wait as long as you want
but one minute from right now I’m gonna
I’m gonna eat some food Dale Denton
isn’t exactly a catch he’s overweight
works a crappy job and can’t even do a
good Jeff Goldblum impression seriously
you’re Jeff Goldblum impression made me
pee my pants besides no woman could ever
take the place of his one true soul mate
drug dealer Saul good luck oh yeah yeah
you’ll meet her later and look so as you
can imagine Dale doesn’t make the best
first impression when he meets the
parents of his 18 year old girlfriend
Angie shit
oh no hey Dale in addition to forgetting
about their dinner and showing up late
Dale also brings along a trail of murder
drugs and mayhem even angie has a hard
time defending her stoned boyfriend are
you HOT what no I’m not huh you are high
as a kite I’m not high let’s go
of course things are made infinitely
worse with the arrival of Saul
number seven table hopping mrs.
Doubtfire jambalaya
Robin Williams was a comedic chameleon
who could alternate between two
completely different characters in a
heartbeat can I help you man oh sorry
I’m late after all those scotches I had
to piss like a racehorse mrs. Doubtfire
took full advantage of Williams Talent
particularly in this hilarious scene
yeah yeah yeah God’s name are you know
on Daniel Hillard winds up in a classic
screwball scenario as he dashes between
a business dinner as himself and a
birthday dinner as mrs. Doubtfire I hope
your little competition
I beg you honey she’s got a power tool
in the bedroom dear her personal jet
camera she could break a sidewalk with
it the walls start crumbling when Daniel
accidentally sits down at the wrong
table in the wrong get up I’d like you
to meet the host of your new show
believe it or not he actually manages to
spin this mistake in his favor the mask
ultimately comes off however when Daniel
performs the Heimlich maneuver on his
ex-wife’s new boyfriend
yeah all right Davis with luck number
six the perfect family Christmas
National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation
since this is aunt Bethany’s 80th
Christmas I think she should lead us in
the saying of grace Clark Griswold has
the perfect Christmas dreamed up in his
head as the holiday faces one calamity
after another however he realizes his
fantasy is never gonna become a reality
it almost looks like Clark is gonna
share a tender moment with his family
upon asking aunt Bethany to say grace
what do you
grace grace she passed away 30 years ago
in her old age though she doesn’t even
know the difference between a prayer and
the Pledge of Allegiance I pledge
allegiance to the flag of the United
States of America the turkey is
essentially a metaphor for clerks
Christmas promising on the outside but
ultimately leaves a bitter taste
not even the dog can stomach this meal
oh he’s just yakking on a bone we got it
up number five crotch crasher wedding
crashers John I saw you on the dance
floor as an experienced wedding crasher
Jeremy knows when to make his move and
when to make a break for it
it was the booze dancing when John drags
him along on an extended weekend though
Jeremy finds himself at the mercy of the
deranged Gloria oh my god don’t ever
leave me ever good cuz I’d find you
after getting a taste of Jeremy this
stage-five clinger can’t keep her hands
off him
no seriously she can’t keep her hands
off him backbone of the system the new
pioneer when Gloria decides to give him
a little extra attention during a family
dinner
Jeremy is shocked horrified and
pleasured all at once and they make it
into cloth which they in turn so then um
he tries his best to remain composed
although he likely would have been
exposed if John weren’t so good at
biessing what’s this company called
who shirts and pants holy shirts and
pants it’s a little corny and obvious
but what do you get out of being subtle
right number four meeting the parents
meet the parents Greg would you like to
say grace this scene has pretty much
become the textbook example of an
awkward dinner oh well
Greg’s Jewish dad no
you’re telling me Jews don’t pray honey
it’s hard to single out the most
uncomfortable moment the Jewish Greg’s
attempt at a Christian prayer you are
such a good God
Greg’s comment about milking anything
with nipples oh yeah you can milk
anything with nipples
I have nipples Greg could you milk me or
Jax misguided poem for his deceased
mother you gave me life you gave me milk
you gave me courage your name was Angela
the awkward levels go off the charts
however as Greg knocks over an urn
containing Jack’s mom and jinx the cat
urinates all over the remains Jesse no
oh you’d think this would be the most
awkward part of the entire movie but
somehow things only get worse for Greg
from here on Greg sweetie how you doing
oh just fine considering I desecrated
your grandma’s remains found out you
were engaged and had your father asked
me to milk him number three
poop party Borat what do you do I’m the
pastor of a church Sasha Baron Cohen
does not care how shameless a comedy
routine sounds or who he offends all
that matters it’s that it’s funny I’m
recently retired you re done yes a
physical momento
naturally Borat is full of hysterical
cringe inducing moments especially this
scene where cultures and classes clash
is a very good you love very todd to eat
with you in the same place that’s not
what we’re saying about this man he is
not what you would refer to as retard
Borat demonstrates that his table
manners still need some work as he
insults his fellow guests of course his
table manners are beyond sophisticated
compared to his bathroom manners excuse
me is it possible to go and do a you
know how you say in as a you upstairs
everyone is surprisingly tolerant of
Borat’s strange customs
inability to use a toilet however even
they draw the line when he invites a
prostitute to dinner this is my friends
a luenell huh oh okay
number two meeting Bianca Lars and the
real girl come on in Ryan Gosling is one
of the most desired men in the world as
the socially inept lars though Gosling
only has eyes for one woman where did
you meet this person on the Internet
yeah well everybody’s doing that now
scream at first Gus and Karen are
overjoyed to learn that loris has found
a lady friend but they get hit with the
ultimate bombshell after learning Bianca
is a sex doll while their instincts tell
them to call the loony bin immediately
they decide to go through with dinner
first
are you hungry we’re starving yes we can
be handin it’s an uncomfortably quiet
meal and not merely because bianca is
the shy type as awkward as the silences
things only get more agonizing when Lars
tries to make conversation so you’re
never gonna believe this makes me mad
Bianca’s from the tropics she well she’s
Brazilian what half brazilian half
Danish that’s right before we get to our
top pick here are some honorable
mentions
that’s the Maharajah
kid may be older so won’t even do with
yourself up there in that big lock place
I bet the I bet that you must be
spectacular hi Edward yes hey hey I’ve
seen this one I’ve seen this one this is
a classic this is our where Ralph
dresses up as a man from space you mean
you’ve seen this it’s brand-new yeah I
started on a rewrite I can’t believe
this family Andy’s mother it’s really
beautiful and you’re talking swap meets
and boat basins and the old lady at the
end of the table is that classic
jew-hater
dad how about a little percussion tap
tap tappy tap tap Teddy tap tap tap tap
tap – mom hi hat good mom excellent and
Gary on the kick drum
come come on the kick jump number one
past the asparagus American Beauty all
right dear
the Burnham’s are a family on the verge
of exploding Jenny today I quit my job
and then I told my boss to go himself
and then i blackmailed him for almost
sixty thousand dollars pass the
asparagus every night Lester Carolyn and
Jane eat dinner while listening to
lawrence welk ignoring just how
miserable they all make each other your
father seems to think this kind of
behavior something to be proud of and
your mother seems to prefer that I go
through life like being prisoner while
she keeps my dick in a mason jar under
the same after Lester suffers a midlife
crisis and quits his job their true
feelings can no longer be kept under
wraps I didn’t lose it it’s not like
whoops where my job go I quit someone
passed the especial Oh Jane is caught in
the middle of her parents bickering with
her mother trying to maintain a phony
grin and her father completely cutting
loose girls until they just quit his job
and you don’t know someone the
not going to be part of this shut up
when Lester fails to get any respect or
asparagus the lid is officially blown
off yeah let’s bring in the last mater
see how loud I guess on that one you
know do you agree with our list Thanks
what dinner scene have you laughing and
cringing at the same time oh you know
what I’m coming at you with you big
black mother of Linda mix it up in a pot
for more entertaining top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com it’s so nice to have the
family together for dinner
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