it’s classy and crude clever and
confusing it must be Monty Python I
thought in your general direction your
mother was a hamster and your father
smelt of elderberries welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 Monty
Python movie moments yes gangs of old
ladies attacking fit defenseless young
men for this list we’re only including
the film moments that make us fall on
our incontinent eeab buttocks the most
so sorry to use Spamalot fans out there
number 10 which accusation Monty Python
and the Holy Grail we have found the
witch by we put on his quest to gather a
band of brave knights to join him at his
court at Camelot Arthur king of the
Britons encounter is a makeshift trial
where a woman is being accused of
witchcraft their evidence well she
turned me into a newt a newt I got
better and their justice system Hey
she Weiss the same as a doc she’s made
of wort and therefore I went away so
what’s the result back hope no it was a
simpler time
number 9 mr. creosote Monty Python’s the
meaning of life oh shit mr. Chris Oh
quite possibly the most disgusting thing
in Monty Python and that’s including all
the over-the-top gore is the obese and
vomit inducing fine-dining gasp or would
you prefer to order straight away Oh
today we have a for appetizers excuse me
emphasis on the vomit inducing another
bucket
pharmacia and perhaps a hose
honestly this scene just speaks for
itself the morbidly obese mr. creosote
coats practically everything in vomit
waiters and cleaning ladies included as
you’re cleaning a buck and just when you
think it can’t get any more disgusting
this happens
nice number eight public stoning Monty
Python’s Life of Brian you are to be
stoned to death life in the era of
Christ could get a little boring that’s
why a public stoning was pretty much the
equivalent of the world cup no no no one
is to stone anyone until I blow this
whistle but turns out people were tad
strict on what qualified as a reason for
a rocky death look I didn’t think it
ought to be blasphemy just saying
Jehovah make it worse for yourself
making it worse how could it be worse
Jojo men with violence like that this
sure ain’t a place for a lady
but is it just us or do some of the
bearded gents have lovely skin
all any women here today at any rate
just remember the first rule of public
stonings anyone is fair game even if
they do say to over
number seven Biggus Dickus monty
python’s life of brian is a joke sir
like Sidious honest or biggest nigger
sir
nothing beats a penis joke and even the
Roman centurions with their hardened
discipline are powerless against them I
have a very quick friend in Rome called
Biggus Dickus
in this scene brian has been captured
and taken before Pilate
but during questioning there is a bit of
confusion regarding a certain character
and his unfortunate name when I say the
name because remember kids when
discussing VIPs never burst out laughing
even if their name is incontinent eeeh
incontinent your buttocks what’s
actually number six bring out your dead
Monty Python and the Holy Grail bring
out gooded the plague is nothing to be
sniffed at after all disease has killed
millions over the centuries so why does
the scene have his laughing our asses
off I’m not dead
yeah he says he’s not dead yes you know
he isn’t well he will be soon he’s very
ill I’m getting better no you’re not
you’ll be stone dead in a moment one of
the funniest moments from the opening of
the film it makes us wonder how many of
ye old England’s peasants were taken out
like this there’s no something you can
do I feel happy I feel happy ah
please free my soul see you thirsty
right number 5 the bridge of death Monty
Python and the Holy Grail damages the
bridge of death facing their final
challenge before finding the Grail
Arthur and his Knights encounter an
ancient bridge and it’s crooked Guardian
who approaches the bridge of death my
son sent me these questions three the
other side easy to pass they each must
answer some questions
what is your favorite color blue fight
fuck you go oh thank you
some do well there is not so much what
is a capitalist area I don’t know that
but in the end
Arthur pulls through with what is quite
possibly the weirdest joke set up ever
what do you mean African or European
swallow I don’t know that do so much
fish swallows well you have to know
these things when you’re a king you now
number four the bright side of life
Monty Python’s Life of Brian always look
on the bright side of life this has got
to be one of the most quoted and loved
parts of the pythons entire catalogue
blaspheming as always the cast earns the
quintessential Christian moment into one
hell of a catchy tune the Gabba you’ll
see give the audience a quick enjoy
after you’re done scratching your head
as to why men nailed to wooden crosses
are having a merry whistle you’ll find
yourself joining in there’s no helping
at this scene and song are timeless
Oh
number three
sex ed Monty Python’s the meaning of
life six-six-six where where we sexual
education can be boring and
uncomfortable at the best of times
consider yourself lucky you weren’t in
this class name two ways of getting them
flowing Watson rubbing the clitoris up
what’s wrong with a kiss boy hmm in this
scene John Cleese demonstrates the
standard form and positioning of sex
with a practical demonstration the man
now starts making thrusting movements
with his pelvic area moving the penis up
and down inside the vagina so put it
there boy put it there on the table you
have to give credit to this teacher
though even when boning his wife he’ll
still maintain discipline in his class
now as the sexual excitement mounts
what’s funny Biggs oh nothing sir how do
please share your little joke for the
rest of us I mean obviously something
frightfully funny is going on number two
the Holy Hand Grenade and the killer
bunny monty python and the holy grail
for the entrance to this cave is guarded
by a creature so far so cool but no man
yet has fought with it unlived these two
are just gems and they happen in the
same scene so we thought we’d throw them
in together right keep me covered
what weird just keep me covered Arthur
and his crew are closing in on the Grail
but are stopped in their tracks by a
fearsome creature heavy what behind the
rabbit is that sceptical at first
Arthur sends in one of his knights to
take care of it how does that turn out
that’s correct
how to deal with such a menace blow the
hell out of it of course and no weapon
is more suited for the task than the
Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch toasty
before we unveil our number one pick
here are a few honorable mentions this
bloke bond angle okay cool
yes yeah yes yes yeah yeah yes yes yes
well this is nothing to worry about no
this is I’ve got no option but to sell
you all four scientific experiments help
help I’m being repressed Oh wish I’d
been a girly just like my dear papa you
must cut down the mightiest tree in the
forest wait a hurry
number one the Black Knights flesh-wound
Monty Python and the Holy Grail none
shall pass
what none shall pass could be anything
else
he’s the iconic character that can’t be
slain by any man but he sure as hell can
get dismembered now stand aside worthy
adversary tis but a scratch a scratch
your arms off now it isn’t Arthur on his
way to recruit his Knights encounters a
deadly warrior clad in black when the
Kings proposition to join his group has
declined but to engage in a fearsome
fight leading to a whole lot of limbs
getting sliced you stupid bastard you’ve
got the arms left yes I have look just a
flesh wound after some big talk and
bigger sword swings the immortal Knight
is left in a rather awkward position
alright we’re cool it AdRoll did you
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Monty Python movie moment be sure to
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another something completely different
confusing it must be Monty Python I
thought in your general direction your
mother was a hamster and your father
smelt of elderberries welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 Monty
Python movie moments yes gangs of old
ladies attacking fit defenseless young
men for this list we’re only including
the film moments that make us fall on
our incontinent eeab buttocks the most
so sorry to use Spamalot fans out there
number 10 which accusation Monty Python
and the Holy Grail we have found the
witch by we put on his quest to gather a
band of brave knights to join him at his
court at Camelot Arthur king of the
Britons encounter is a makeshift trial
where a woman is being accused of
witchcraft their evidence well she
turned me into a newt a newt I got
better and their justice system Hey
she Weiss the same as a doc she’s made
of wort and therefore I went away so
what’s the result back hope no it was a
simpler time
number 9 mr. creosote Monty Python’s the
meaning of life oh shit mr. Chris Oh
quite possibly the most disgusting thing
in Monty Python and that’s including all
the over-the-top gore is the obese and
vomit inducing fine-dining gasp or would
you prefer to order straight away Oh
today we have a for appetizers excuse me
emphasis on the vomit inducing another
bucket
pharmacia and perhaps a hose
honestly this scene just speaks for
itself the morbidly obese mr. creosote
coats practically everything in vomit
waiters and cleaning ladies included as
you’re cleaning a buck and just when you
think it can’t get any more disgusting
this happens
nice number eight public stoning Monty
Python’s Life of Brian you are to be
stoned to death life in the era of
Christ could get a little boring that’s
why a public stoning was pretty much the
equivalent of the world cup no no no one
is to stone anyone until I blow this
whistle but turns out people were tad
strict on what qualified as a reason for
a rocky death look I didn’t think it
ought to be blasphemy just saying
Jehovah make it worse for yourself
making it worse how could it be worse
Jojo men with violence like that this
sure ain’t a place for a lady
but is it just us or do some of the
bearded gents have lovely skin
all any women here today at any rate
just remember the first rule of public
stonings anyone is fair game even if
they do say to over
number seven Biggus Dickus monty
python’s life of brian is a joke sir
like Sidious honest or biggest nigger
sir
nothing beats a penis joke and even the
Roman centurions with their hardened
discipline are powerless against them I
have a very quick friend in Rome called
Biggus Dickus
in this scene brian has been captured
and taken before Pilate
but during questioning there is a bit of
confusion regarding a certain character
and his unfortunate name when I say the
name because remember kids when
discussing VIPs never burst out laughing
even if their name is incontinent eeeh
incontinent your buttocks what’s
actually number six bring out your dead
Monty Python and the Holy Grail bring
out gooded the plague is nothing to be
sniffed at after all disease has killed
millions over the centuries so why does
the scene have his laughing our asses
off I’m not dead
yeah he says he’s not dead yes you know
he isn’t well he will be soon he’s very
ill I’m getting better no you’re not
you’ll be stone dead in a moment one of
the funniest moments from the opening of
the film it makes us wonder how many of
ye old England’s peasants were taken out
like this there’s no something you can
do I feel happy I feel happy ah
please free my soul see you thirsty
right number 5 the bridge of death Monty
Python and the Holy Grail damages the
bridge of death facing their final
challenge before finding the Grail
Arthur and his Knights encounter an
ancient bridge and it’s crooked Guardian
who approaches the bridge of death my
son sent me these questions three the
other side easy to pass they each must
answer some questions
what is your favorite color blue fight
fuck you go oh thank you
some do well there is not so much what
is a capitalist area I don’t know that
but in the end
Arthur pulls through with what is quite
possibly the weirdest joke set up ever
what do you mean African or European
swallow I don’t know that do so much
fish swallows well you have to know
these things when you’re a king you now
number four the bright side of life
Monty Python’s Life of Brian always look
on the bright side of life this has got
to be one of the most quoted and loved
parts of the pythons entire catalogue
blaspheming as always the cast earns the
quintessential Christian moment into one
hell of a catchy tune the Gabba you’ll
see give the audience a quick enjoy
after you’re done scratching your head
as to why men nailed to wooden crosses
are having a merry whistle you’ll find
yourself joining in there’s no helping
at this scene and song are timeless
Oh
number three
sex ed Monty Python’s the meaning of
life six-six-six where where we sexual
education can be boring and
uncomfortable at the best of times
consider yourself lucky you weren’t in
this class name two ways of getting them
flowing Watson rubbing the clitoris up
what’s wrong with a kiss boy hmm in this
scene John Cleese demonstrates the
standard form and positioning of sex
with a practical demonstration the man
now starts making thrusting movements
with his pelvic area moving the penis up
and down inside the vagina so put it
there boy put it there on the table you
have to give credit to this teacher
though even when boning his wife he’ll
still maintain discipline in his class
now as the sexual excitement mounts
what’s funny Biggs oh nothing sir how do
please share your little joke for the
rest of us I mean obviously something
frightfully funny is going on number two
the Holy Hand Grenade and the killer
bunny monty python and the holy grail
for the entrance to this cave is guarded
by a creature so far so cool but no man
yet has fought with it unlived these two
are just gems and they happen in the
same scene so we thought we’d throw them
in together right keep me covered
what weird just keep me covered Arthur
and his crew are closing in on the Grail
but are stopped in their tracks by a
fearsome creature heavy what behind the
rabbit is that sceptical at first
Arthur sends in one of his knights to
take care of it how does that turn out
that’s correct
how to deal with such a menace blow the
hell out of it of course and no weapon
is more suited for the task than the
Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch toasty
before we unveil our number one pick
here are a few honorable mentions this
bloke bond angle okay cool
yes yeah yes yes yeah yeah yes yes yes
well this is nothing to worry about no
this is I’ve got no option but to sell
you all four scientific experiments help
help I’m being repressed Oh wish I’d
been a girly just like my dear papa you
must cut down the mightiest tree in the
forest wait a hurry
number one the Black Knights flesh-wound
Monty Python and the Holy Grail none
shall pass
what none shall pass could be anything
else
he’s the iconic character that can’t be
slain by any man but he sure as hell can
get dismembered now stand aside worthy
adversary tis but a scratch a scratch
your arms off now it isn’t Arthur on his
way to recruit his Knights encounters a
deadly warrior clad in black when the
Kings proposition to join his group has
declined but to engage in a fearsome
fight leading to a whole lot of limbs
getting sliced you stupid bastard you’ve
got the arms left yes I have look just a
flesh wound after some big talk and
bigger sword swings the immortal Knight
is left in a rather awkward position
alright we’re cool it AdRoll did you
enjoy our list what’s your favorite
Monty Python movie moment be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com for more of
your favorite top tens published daily
another something completely different
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