they are the Knights who say neat neat
cake welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top 10 Monty Python characters 8 Monty
Python’s Flying Circus for this list
we’re reviewing the best and most
inherently ridiculous Monty Python
characters featured in any of their
films and TV show episodes all the
activity you can see here in progress is
part of the intricate prayer we are
excluding mr. Erik praline as he wasn’t
so much a hilarious character but
directly benefited in getting caught up
in memorable script driven skits hello
Polly
my god nice come fish for you when you
wake up buddy better hey move
number 10 the self defense against fresh
fruit teacher Monty Python’s Flying
Circus flu flu I’ve eaten too much fresh
fruit everyone should know how to defend
themselves and this eccentric expert is
committed to ensuring that no one falls
victim to fresh fruit tonight I’ll just
be carried on for where I got to last
week when I was showing you how did you
find yourself against anyone who attacks
you armed with a piece o fresh fruit the
fresh fruit self-defense expert was made
famous in Flying Circus and he less than
gracefully taught his students the best
ways to deflect any fruit attack not
something inconsequential like a pointed
stick what’s holy fruit you say you know
it alright since this is Monty Python
we’re talking about though the risks of
injury are always sky-high his
ridiculous attitude and the sheer
situational Zayn eNOS have made him
unforgettably funny and a favorite among
Monty Python fans when you walk in
overnight some other side of me yet
comes after you when I’ve been shallow
embrace don’t don’t cry
number nine the French hunter Monty
Python and the Holy Grail this Frenchman
is a mysterious Guardsman that mocks
King Arthur and his fellow English
knights throughout their quest for the
Holy Grail
it is King Arthur and these are my
knights of the round table
this jerk along with this French posse
appears in random castles throughout the
Holy Grail and it’s slightly more than a
mere thorn in our hero’s sides of course
not you are English type sit well what
are you then I’m French what do you
think I have these outrageous accent you
silly King the English Crusaders are
baffled to find these Frenchmen in
England and are equally confused
that the Frenchman refuses to explain
why they’re there ah blow my nose at you
truck horn after King you and all your
silly English cricket equally prone to
lob insults and livestock at Arthur and
company these guys are hilarious I
thought in your general direction your
mother was a hamster and your father
smelt of elderberries number eight the
Ministry of Silly Walks worker Monty
Python’s Flying Circus I’m sorry to have
kept you waiting but my walk has become
rather silly a recent village a Texan
inaudible Monty Python was notorious for
poking fun at the bureaucratic nature of
British society and perhaps the best
example of this is the Ministry of Silly
Walks
I see a man I see will City wolf yes
certainly yes hmm
this fictional government entity
oversees silly walks in the country and
issues government grants to those that
helped to develop their own Silly Walks
it’s not particularly sit is it the
bizarre nature of this institution civil
servant is equal to the ludicrous look
of it’s silly walkers
see the defense social security health
housing education city walls his antics
amount to not only some of Monty
Python’s best physical humor but some of
the best physical humor in any comedy a
research fellowship on the anglo-french
city walk number seven Pontius Pilate
Monty Python’s Life of Brian nice while
number eight ago in Life of Brian Monty
Python takes the biblically villainous
Pontius Pilate and turns him into a
lisping bureaucrat I have a very great
finding one called Biggus Dickus hi
Pontius is speech impediment causes a
wide range of misunderstandings such as
his pronunciation of Roman sounding like
woman I’m not Jewish I’m a Roman a woman
I’m gonna run furthermore he isn’t one
to pick up on sexual innuendos and
apparently has some peculiarly named
friends such as Biggus Dickus and his
wife incontinent eeeh buttocks mad
dressing on the high points of pause
over Mike when Biggus Dickus
has come all the way from room dr. Haley
who would have thought that Pontius
Pilate could be turned into a lovable
nitwit wait your biggest thickest years
of this wait take him away oh no no I
want him fighting rabid wild animals
within a week dear sir number six Arthur
nudge Monty Python’s Flying Circus she’s
been around I’ve been around she’s
trouble she’s from Polly Oh sidewalk
sign him or sign him up early sometimes
known as Arthur named Arthur nudge is a
Monty Python character whose use of the
term nudge nudge entered British English
lexicon as an innuendo for sexual
escapades a nobs as good as a week to a
blind bat I confused Arthur who is
presumably a virgin incessantly prods a
fellow pub patron about his sex life
with his wife annoyingly repeating nudge
nudge wink wink and say no more
you know more for this time period
Arthur nudge pushed irreverent humor on
television to its limit you’ve been
there how many you been around and what
do you mean well I mean like you’ve uh
you’ve done it I mean you helped me look
you know you slept with a lady yes
what’s it like number five the Gumby’s
Monty Python’s Flying Circus the gum
bees are moronic men that wear trousers
above their waists scream ridiculous
things at one another and put
handkerchiefs on their heads
first I’ll a bunch of flowers pretty
begonias irises bridges of their many
memorable quotations perhaps the most
iconic thing these ape-like men shout is
my brioche becoming instantly popular
the gumbies recurred throughout Flying
Circus and seriously is there a better
name for a ragtag group of characters
with much less than desirable
intelligence it goes to show that it
takes brilliant minds to write Complete
Idiot’s
number four the Black Knight Monty
Python and the Holy Grail you fight with
the strength of many men’s tonight the
Black Knight initially appears to be
King Arthur’s most formidable foe his
staunch nature dark costume and menacing
voice do you make him seem like quite
the enemy nan-zhao
pause however Arthur quickly learns that
he can hack apart this night with
hilarious results now stand aside were
the adversary tis but a scratch with
every strike Arthur’s thinks he is
bested this stubborn villain look you
stupid bastard you’ve got no arms left
yes I have look just a flesh wound
however the Black Knight continues to
hold his ground refusing to admit defeat
even when he’s nothing more than a torso
and a head
I’m invincible you’re a loony his
ridiculous denial of reality instantly
endeared him with fans running away you
yellow bastards come back here and came
on scum and a up number three mr.
creosote Monty Python’s the meaning of
life oh shit mr. Chris Oh what better
symbol for the epitome of gluttony then
an excessively fat and equally wealthy
man that eats until he vomits very good
but unless well I guess don’t a bucket
Thomas you surrounding restaurant diners
find themselves throwing up in reaction
to mr. creosote which many audience
members may be fighting to resist
themselves miss Augusta I’m finished
Oh Madame Gaston a Thousand pardons miss
you know this afternoon we have Monsieur
favorite the jugged hare mr. creosote is
as disgusting as he is funny with the
Monty Python gang literally making mr.
creosote puke himself into oblivion a
Montana would Monsieur care from a
devotee or would you prefer to order
straight away he is by far the crudest
character found in any of the Monty
Python skits
and one so graphic it’s the only movie
scene ever to have disturbed Quentin
Tarantino
number two the Knights who say neat
Monty Python and the Holy Grail who are
you
we have a knight who say hey know these
Knights are a ridiculous bunch that
shout me at their enemies to antagonize
them we are the keepers of the sacred
words mmm yet another obstacle and poor
King Arthur’s quest for the Holy Grail
Arthur’s knights briefly find themselves
trying to find a shrubbery to appease
these nice heirs so that they can go on
their way and fulfill their quest
Knights of me we are but simple
travellers who seek the enchanter who
lives beyond these woods these
unreasonable lunatics are never appeased
however even when given their shrubbery
okay
repetitive and unforgivingly demanding
these Knights are forever ingrained as a
pinnacle of comedy just never say it in
front of them the fat one what was I
cannot tell suffice to say is one of the
words the Knights of me come up here
before we get to our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions ah my
lumberjack and I’m okay
asleep all night I work all day by what
name are you known there are some who
call me Tim always look on the light
side of Loy perience miss my Smith has a
level in Keller Heidi Simon zinc trumpet
Harris married to a very attractive
table lamp little incubator tells his
best friend as a chair in his spare time
he’s a stockbroker oh now you listen
here is not the massage in a very
naughty boy
now go away number one the Spanish
inquisitors Monty Python’s Flying Circus
I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition
what’s less terrifying than the Spanish
Inquisition in the twentieth century
these guys ineffectively use fear
surprise ruthless efficiency almost
fanatical devotion to the Pope and nice
red uniforms as their weapons target
poke with the soft cushion these
backwards and quiz’ ters intrude at a
moment’s notice at the mere mention of
their name and aren’t exactly good at
their jobs when it lets be the kind of
Spanish Inquisition nobody expects the
Spanish Inquisition diabolically funny
and undoubtedly iconic these
anachronistic villains truly embody the
ridiculous nature of the Spanish
Inquisition he goes in the comfy chair
do you agree with our list very good
very good
well your favorite Monty Python
characters for more excellent top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
cake welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top 10 Monty Python characters 8 Monty
Python’s Flying Circus for this list
we’re reviewing the best and most
inherently ridiculous Monty Python
characters featured in any of their
films and TV show episodes all the
activity you can see here in progress is
part of the intricate prayer we are
excluding mr. Erik praline as he wasn’t
so much a hilarious character but
directly benefited in getting caught up
in memorable script driven skits hello
Polly
my god nice come fish for you when you
wake up buddy better hey move
number 10 the self defense against fresh
fruit teacher Monty Python’s Flying
Circus flu flu I’ve eaten too much fresh
fruit everyone should know how to defend
themselves and this eccentric expert is
committed to ensuring that no one falls
victim to fresh fruit tonight I’ll just
be carried on for where I got to last
week when I was showing you how did you
find yourself against anyone who attacks
you armed with a piece o fresh fruit the
fresh fruit self-defense expert was made
famous in Flying Circus and he less than
gracefully taught his students the best
ways to deflect any fruit attack not
something inconsequential like a pointed
stick what’s holy fruit you say you know
it alright since this is Monty Python
we’re talking about though the risks of
injury are always sky-high his
ridiculous attitude and the sheer
situational Zayn eNOS have made him
unforgettably funny and a favorite among
Monty Python fans when you walk in
overnight some other side of me yet
comes after you when I’ve been shallow
embrace don’t don’t cry
number nine the French hunter Monty
Python and the Holy Grail this Frenchman
is a mysterious Guardsman that mocks
King Arthur and his fellow English
knights throughout their quest for the
Holy Grail
it is King Arthur and these are my
knights of the round table
this jerk along with this French posse
appears in random castles throughout the
Holy Grail and it’s slightly more than a
mere thorn in our hero’s sides of course
not you are English type sit well what
are you then I’m French what do you
think I have these outrageous accent you
silly King the English Crusaders are
baffled to find these Frenchmen in
England and are equally confused
that the Frenchman refuses to explain
why they’re there ah blow my nose at you
truck horn after King you and all your
silly English cricket equally prone to
lob insults and livestock at Arthur and
company these guys are hilarious I
thought in your general direction your
mother was a hamster and your father
smelt of elderberries number eight the
Ministry of Silly Walks worker Monty
Python’s Flying Circus I’m sorry to have
kept you waiting but my walk has become
rather silly a recent village a Texan
inaudible Monty Python was notorious for
poking fun at the bureaucratic nature of
British society and perhaps the best
example of this is the Ministry of Silly
Walks
I see a man I see will City wolf yes
certainly yes hmm
this fictional government entity
oversees silly walks in the country and
issues government grants to those that
helped to develop their own Silly Walks
it’s not particularly sit is it the
bizarre nature of this institution civil
servant is equal to the ludicrous look
of it’s silly walkers
see the defense social security health
housing education city walls his antics
amount to not only some of Monty
Python’s best physical humor but some of
the best physical humor in any comedy a
research fellowship on the anglo-french
city walk number seven Pontius Pilate
Monty Python’s Life of Brian nice while
number eight ago in Life of Brian Monty
Python takes the biblically villainous
Pontius Pilate and turns him into a
lisping bureaucrat I have a very great
finding one called Biggus Dickus hi
Pontius is speech impediment causes a
wide range of misunderstandings such as
his pronunciation of Roman sounding like
woman I’m not Jewish I’m a Roman a woman
I’m gonna run furthermore he isn’t one
to pick up on sexual innuendos and
apparently has some peculiarly named
friends such as Biggus Dickus and his
wife incontinent eeeh buttocks mad
dressing on the high points of pause
over Mike when Biggus Dickus
has come all the way from room dr. Haley
who would have thought that Pontius
Pilate could be turned into a lovable
nitwit wait your biggest thickest years
of this wait take him away oh no no I
want him fighting rabid wild animals
within a week dear sir number six Arthur
nudge Monty Python’s Flying Circus she’s
been around I’ve been around she’s
trouble she’s from Polly Oh sidewalk
sign him or sign him up early sometimes
known as Arthur named Arthur nudge is a
Monty Python character whose use of the
term nudge nudge entered British English
lexicon as an innuendo for sexual
escapades a nobs as good as a week to a
blind bat I confused Arthur who is
presumably a virgin incessantly prods a
fellow pub patron about his sex life
with his wife annoyingly repeating nudge
nudge wink wink and say no more
you know more for this time period
Arthur nudge pushed irreverent humor on
television to its limit you’ve been
there how many you been around and what
do you mean well I mean like you’ve uh
you’ve done it I mean you helped me look
you know you slept with a lady yes
what’s it like number five the Gumby’s
Monty Python’s Flying Circus the gum
bees are moronic men that wear trousers
above their waists scream ridiculous
things at one another and put
handkerchiefs on their heads
first I’ll a bunch of flowers pretty
begonias irises bridges of their many
memorable quotations perhaps the most
iconic thing these ape-like men shout is
my brioche becoming instantly popular
the gumbies recurred throughout Flying
Circus and seriously is there a better
name for a ragtag group of characters
with much less than desirable
intelligence it goes to show that it
takes brilliant minds to write Complete
Idiot’s
number four the Black Knight Monty
Python and the Holy Grail you fight with
the strength of many men’s tonight the
Black Knight initially appears to be
King Arthur’s most formidable foe his
staunch nature dark costume and menacing
voice do you make him seem like quite
the enemy nan-zhao
pause however Arthur quickly learns that
he can hack apart this night with
hilarious results now stand aside were
the adversary tis but a scratch with
every strike Arthur’s thinks he is
bested this stubborn villain look you
stupid bastard you’ve got no arms left
yes I have look just a flesh wound
however the Black Knight continues to
hold his ground refusing to admit defeat
even when he’s nothing more than a torso
and a head
I’m invincible you’re a loony his
ridiculous denial of reality instantly
endeared him with fans running away you
yellow bastards come back here and came
on scum and a up number three mr.
creosote Monty Python’s the meaning of
life oh shit mr. Chris Oh what better
symbol for the epitome of gluttony then
an excessively fat and equally wealthy
man that eats until he vomits very good
but unless well I guess don’t a bucket
Thomas you surrounding restaurant diners
find themselves throwing up in reaction
to mr. creosote which many audience
members may be fighting to resist
themselves miss Augusta I’m finished
Oh Madame Gaston a Thousand pardons miss
you know this afternoon we have Monsieur
favorite the jugged hare mr. creosote is
as disgusting as he is funny with the
Monty Python gang literally making mr.
creosote puke himself into oblivion a
Montana would Monsieur care from a
devotee or would you prefer to order
straight away he is by far the crudest
character found in any of the Monty
Python skits
and one so graphic it’s the only movie
scene ever to have disturbed Quentin
Tarantino
number two the Knights who say neat
Monty Python and the Holy Grail who are
you
we have a knight who say hey know these
Knights are a ridiculous bunch that
shout me at their enemies to antagonize
them we are the keepers of the sacred
words mmm yet another obstacle and poor
King Arthur’s quest for the Holy Grail
Arthur’s knights briefly find themselves
trying to find a shrubbery to appease
these nice heirs so that they can go on
their way and fulfill their quest
Knights of me we are but simple
travellers who seek the enchanter who
lives beyond these woods these
unreasonable lunatics are never appeased
however even when given their shrubbery
okay
repetitive and unforgivingly demanding
these Knights are forever ingrained as a
pinnacle of comedy just never say it in
front of them the fat one what was I
cannot tell suffice to say is one of the
words the Knights of me come up here
before we get to our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions ah my
lumberjack and I’m okay
asleep all night I work all day by what
name are you known there are some who
call me Tim always look on the light
side of Loy perience miss my Smith has a
level in Keller Heidi Simon zinc trumpet
Harris married to a very attractive
table lamp little incubator tells his
best friend as a chair in his spare time
he’s a stockbroker oh now you listen
here is not the massage in a very
naughty boy
now go away number one the Spanish
inquisitors Monty Python’s Flying Circus
I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition
what’s less terrifying than the Spanish
Inquisition in the twentieth century
these guys ineffectively use fear
surprise ruthless efficiency almost
fanatical devotion to the Pope and nice
red uniforms as their weapons target
poke with the soft cushion these
backwards and quiz’ ters intrude at a
moment’s notice at the mere mention of
their name and aren’t exactly good at
their jobs when it lets be the kind of
Spanish Inquisition nobody expects the
Spanish Inquisition diabolically funny
and undoubtedly iconic these
anachronistic villains truly embody the
ridiculous nature of the Spanish
Inquisition he goes in the comfy chair
do you agree with our list very good
very good
well your favorite Monty Python
characters for more excellent top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
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