this controversial TV series has kept
viewers in stitches for years and that’s
largely thanks to the impeccable side
characters that reside in Quahog my gosh
I’m a tomato welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top ten minor Family Guy
characters before we begin we publish
new videos every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content for this list we’re excluding
immediate members of the Griffin family
as well as Joe quagmire and Cleveland
all other characters will be evaluated
based on their popularity polarity and
relevance number 10 John Herbert oh hey
ray young fella bring in the good news
today Family Guy is not exactly known
for being politically correct and our
dear neighbor herbert the pervert
exemplifies this both herbert and his
quote unquote
dog have one foot in the grave and every
third word he speaks has an obnoxious
ring to it nonetheless be neighborhood
children are his livelihood and not in a
good way don’t you mouth off to me or
I’m gonna slap you right in your pain
Chris Griffin is a favorite of his and
for the most part he remains painfully
oblivious to Herbert’s sinister motives
it’s hard to imagine a scenario where
sex offenders are a source of comedy but
Seth MacFarlane has done just that with
a character you constantly find yourself
unintentionally laughing at holy moley
it must be my birthday number 9 Tomek
and bellegarde
oh you said it friend but I wanted to
stay because I almost had sex on this
girl oh yeah but it was so expensive
each drink with like six dollars for tea
one of the great aspects of Family Guy
is its ability to unearth stereotypes
you were never fully aware of Tomek and
bellegarde also known as the two guys
that have been living in the United
States almost long enough to sound
American are never incorrect with their
speech patterns but they’re also never
quite right much sorry friend man there
are no women’s here we’ve got to make
like seventies rock man Gareth and leaf
do they ever have any pertinent to the
show’s plot no
they’re more of a filler when the
runtime needs an additional 30 seconds
of padding on some occasions these extra
30 seconds are the funniest part of an
episode and the gag can be readily
repackaged again and again and again
you said it friend what do you say for
celebration we go dunk our whistles in
the trowel number eight Tricia Takanawa
Peter I’m standing here on your front
porch helping to kill that dolphin with
this harpoon Japan they kill things
that’s me right Tricia manages to take
on two stereotypes for the price of one
as an Asian and a drab news reporter
Diane I’m standing outside the park
Barrington hotel because they don’t
allow Asians inside most statements made
by her start the same way and are over
within three to four seconds really do
they offer any relevant news but
frequently do they create muffled
laughter Trish’s actions aren’t
necessarily on the nose for either
there’s just something about her that
makes us cross our fingers whenever a
Quahog news report pops up on the screen
Tom I’m outside this maximum-security
facility where a ruthless thug has
engineered a daring escape if you’re
watching this Trisha please know you are
always welcome to guest host a WatchMojo
video wait what whoo that’s my job up
next is Papa John dyeing his eyebrows I
sleep with him to find out the lime
fairly confident the answer is yes
number seven Mort Goldman
oh dear opal those Nazis if they catch
me they’ll beat the unmerciful and rub
dirt in my ears neck and all over my
ashy nipples have you ever noticed that
every entry so far has been a
not-so-subtle stereotype
well Mort Goldman essentially beats you
over the head with the countless Jewish
stereotypes presented every time he
appears on screen Jewish last name check
timid uncertainty of Woody Allen
proportions check local business owner
with tedious attention to detail of all
things related to money double check buy
one get one free
what buy one get one free huh buy one
yeah I get that get one free is that
like a Spanish word the comedy envelope
is constantly pushed with each gag
involving Mort for everyone that doesn’t
land there
ten more that leave you laughing
uproariously due to their irreverent
humor I’m trying to overcome my fear of
shorts because a man in a pirate suit
stabbed me in the air when I was five
and then again when I was thirty number
six
Carter Pewterschmidt oh my god what’s
happening to him I’m having a heart
attack I got got that guy you want to
know by now it’s a tale as old as time
man and woman fall in love
woman’s wealthy parents don’t approve
the lovers run up and get married in
spite of them mr. Pewterschmidt is the
wealthy father of Lois Griffin and he’s
never approved of her decision to be
with Peter
he’s also comically out of touch with
the world leading him to make subtly
racist and disrespectful remarks to most
people he encounters what do you want
homo perhaps we all know a guy who’s
just similar enough to Carter that his
character is especially well-liked by
fans everywhere
his spouts of childishness also
certainly helped his case sorry what’d
you say I was texting Tricia she just
sent me a picture of her smoothie looks
good babe number five yeah what if the
entity that carries out all terminations
of earthly life were just a regular guy
in a cool hooded cloak you know this
looks awfully familiar wait a second I
remember this
that’s me look at all that hair I can’t
believe I thought that looked good I
must have been high in the Family Guy
universe this is the case and that’s how
he manages to keep popping up in Quahog
for countless years we’ve been faced
with the uncertainty of death and often
times laughing at the void is the
healthiest and most rational response
his casual demeanor and frequent brushes
with central characters may in fact be
the best example of catharsis throughout
the series and he’s typically game for
an irreverent joke or two as well you
know how did you do that oh well let’s
just say when I was younger I did some
films I’m not particularly proud of
number four
James Wood that’s a scary story Peter
it’s almost as scary as one of the most
memorable and hilarious Family Guy
characters is also a real-life celebrity
and we sincerely wonder what his
thoughts are on such a blatant public
roast and on having a school named after
him James Woods does not
get along with Peter and even tries to
steal his identity at one point
unfortunately for James he has one fatal
flaw he is insatiable sweet tooth ooh
piece of candy ooh a piece of candy
ooh Beata candy plus he doesn’t seem to
learn from a rather obvious contraption
that defeats him every time are there
any specific ties to the real James
Woods or is he a side-splitting Li
devious caricature that carries the name
simply for comedic effect either way
when he appears on screen it’s likely to
be a highlight whoa
when de reese witherspoon get here
number three Bruce you know what I’m not
going to need the v8 because I can just
get some tomato juice at the mini-mart
down the street
it’s a little more expensive but that’s
okay I like to help out a small business
perhaps the most often quoted character
throughout the series this middle-aged
man was merely known as the n-no guy for
many years so as you can imagine Bruce
never passes up an opportunity to
express disbelief with his two favorite
word’s
he also views the world in a slightly
different way leading to commentary that
is equal parts extraneous and hilarious
hey everybody
today’s the big day that’s all your
honor
one thing’s for certain Bruce should try
and avoid dramatic courtrooms
left be kool-aid men inflict major
property damage as a direct result of
Bruce’s rhetoric Oh No an evil no oh oh
no yeah
number two Consuela okay we are awful
people for loving this one so much but
Consuela is over-the-top Hispanic
housekeeper stereotypes never seems to
get old she rarely manages to respond in
the affirmative and will more than
likely be little help if you need to get
information from her she’s made
appearances at Superman’s Fortress of
Solitude well can you just give him this
flyer I know I have no mum and many
Quahog households
not to mention Jabba the Hutt’s palace
we have a message for Jabba the new we
search out but no huh when Consuela
comes on-screen we are surely guaranteed
a clean place a safe kitten and plenty
of belly laps that we feel slightly
guilty about if we’re being honest
Consuela does this rag smell like
chloroform no no you see before we
unveil our number-one pick here are some
honorable mentions a bit of breaking
news a local family is forced out of
their home by ghosts were they going to
call Ghostbusters Tom no Diane their
insurance company that’s just stupid
what you said is my favorite event catch
the greased up deaf guy go you’re never
gonna catch me you’re wasting your time
and now here’s Ollie Williams with the
Blackie weather forecast Ollie it’s go
away thanks ollie number one Mayor Adam
West hey baby
want some Adam West’s penis this
character is so inexplicable we can’t
even begin to understand the reasons
behind his ridiculous action his
dialogue is so stupid that only a genius
could write it
mayor west has married one of his hens
nearly conjured up Beetle Juice and
enjoys playing ding-dong-ditch during
his free time it’s my first house I’m
not very good at this
it makes me wonder when he finds the
time to actually be mayor of Quahog and
how the town isn’t on the brink of
destruction from his absolute
obliviousness to social norms hey we
probably all encountered politicians
worse than mayor West but none has come
close to inducing his level of comedic
gold
he’s also voiced by the real Adam West I
can think of no greater tribute to their
memories then this solid gold statue of
dig’em the Sugar Smacks frog do you
agree with our pics check out these
other great clips from watch mojo and
subscribe for new videos every day
[Music]
viewers in stitches for years and that’s
largely thanks to the impeccable side
characters that reside in Quahog my gosh
I’m a tomato welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top ten minor Family Guy
characters before we begin we publish
new videos every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content for this list we’re excluding
immediate members of the Griffin family
as well as Joe quagmire and Cleveland
all other characters will be evaluated
based on their popularity polarity and
relevance number 10 John Herbert oh hey
ray young fella bring in the good news
today Family Guy is not exactly known
for being politically correct and our
dear neighbor herbert the pervert
exemplifies this both herbert and his
quote unquote
dog have one foot in the grave and every
third word he speaks has an obnoxious
ring to it nonetheless be neighborhood
children are his livelihood and not in a
good way don’t you mouth off to me or
I’m gonna slap you right in your pain
Chris Griffin is a favorite of his and
for the most part he remains painfully
oblivious to Herbert’s sinister motives
it’s hard to imagine a scenario where
sex offenders are a source of comedy but
Seth MacFarlane has done just that with
a character you constantly find yourself
unintentionally laughing at holy moley
it must be my birthday number 9 Tomek
and bellegarde
oh you said it friend but I wanted to
stay because I almost had sex on this
girl oh yeah but it was so expensive
each drink with like six dollars for tea
one of the great aspects of Family Guy
is its ability to unearth stereotypes
you were never fully aware of Tomek and
bellegarde also known as the two guys
that have been living in the United
States almost long enough to sound
American are never incorrect with their
speech patterns but they’re also never
quite right much sorry friend man there
are no women’s here we’ve got to make
like seventies rock man Gareth and leaf
do they ever have any pertinent to the
show’s plot no
they’re more of a filler when the
runtime needs an additional 30 seconds
of padding on some occasions these extra
30 seconds are the funniest part of an
episode and the gag can be readily
repackaged again and again and again
you said it friend what do you say for
celebration we go dunk our whistles in
the trowel number eight Tricia Takanawa
Peter I’m standing here on your front
porch helping to kill that dolphin with
this harpoon Japan they kill things
that’s me right Tricia manages to take
on two stereotypes for the price of one
as an Asian and a drab news reporter
Diane I’m standing outside the park
Barrington hotel because they don’t
allow Asians inside most statements made
by her start the same way and are over
within three to four seconds really do
they offer any relevant news but
frequently do they create muffled
laughter Trish’s actions aren’t
necessarily on the nose for either
there’s just something about her that
makes us cross our fingers whenever a
Quahog news report pops up on the screen
Tom I’m outside this maximum-security
facility where a ruthless thug has
engineered a daring escape if you’re
watching this Trisha please know you are
always welcome to guest host a WatchMojo
video wait what whoo that’s my job up
next is Papa John dyeing his eyebrows I
sleep with him to find out the lime
fairly confident the answer is yes
number seven Mort Goldman
oh dear opal those Nazis if they catch
me they’ll beat the unmerciful and rub
dirt in my ears neck and all over my
ashy nipples have you ever noticed that
every entry so far has been a
not-so-subtle stereotype
well Mort Goldman essentially beats you
over the head with the countless Jewish
stereotypes presented every time he
appears on screen Jewish last name check
timid uncertainty of Woody Allen
proportions check local business owner
with tedious attention to detail of all
things related to money double check buy
one get one free
what buy one get one free huh buy one
yeah I get that get one free is that
like a Spanish word the comedy envelope
is constantly pushed with each gag
involving Mort for everyone that doesn’t
land there
ten more that leave you laughing
uproariously due to their irreverent
humor I’m trying to overcome my fear of
shorts because a man in a pirate suit
stabbed me in the air when I was five
and then again when I was thirty number
six
Carter Pewterschmidt oh my god what’s
happening to him I’m having a heart
attack I got got that guy you want to
know by now it’s a tale as old as time
man and woman fall in love
woman’s wealthy parents don’t approve
the lovers run up and get married in
spite of them mr. Pewterschmidt is the
wealthy father of Lois Griffin and he’s
never approved of her decision to be
with Peter
he’s also comically out of touch with
the world leading him to make subtly
racist and disrespectful remarks to most
people he encounters what do you want
homo perhaps we all know a guy who’s
just similar enough to Carter that his
character is especially well-liked by
fans everywhere
his spouts of childishness also
certainly helped his case sorry what’d
you say I was texting Tricia she just
sent me a picture of her smoothie looks
good babe number five yeah what if the
entity that carries out all terminations
of earthly life were just a regular guy
in a cool hooded cloak you know this
looks awfully familiar wait a second I
remember this
that’s me look at all that hair I can’t
believe I thought that looked good I
must have been high in the Family Guy
universe this is the case and that’s how
he manages to keep popping up in Quahog
for countless years we’ve been faced
with the uncertainty of death and often
times laughing at the void is the
healthiest and most rational response
his casual demeanor and frequent brushes
with central characters may in fact be
the best example of catharsis throughout
the series and he’s typically game for
an irreverent joke or two as well you
know how did you do that oh well let’s
just say when I was younger I did some
films I’m not particularly proud of
number four
James Wood that’s a scary story Peter
it’s almost as scary as one of the most
memorable and hilarious Family Guy
characters is also a real-life celebrity
and we sincerely wonder what his
thoughts are on such a blatant public
roast and on having a school named after
him James Woods does not
get along with Peter and even tries to
steal his identity at one point
unfortunately for James he has one fatal
flaw he is insatiable sweet tooth ooh
piece of candy ooh a piece of candy
ooh Beata candy plus he doesn’t seem to
learn from a rather obvious contraption
that defeats him every time are there
any specific ties to the real James
Woods or is he a side-splitting Li
devious caricature that carries the name
simply for comedic effect either way
when he appears on screen it’s likely to
be a highlight whoa
when de reese witherspoon get here
number three Bruce you know what I’m not
going to need the v8 because I can just
get some tomato juice at the mini-mart
down the street
it’s a little more expensive but that’s
okay I like to help out a small business
perhaps the most often quoted character
throughout the series this middle-aged
man was merely known as the n-no guy for
many years so as you can imagine Bruce
never passes up an opportunity to
express disbelief with his two favorite
word’s
he also views the world in a slightly
different way leading to commentary that
is equal parts extraneous and hilarious
hey everybody
today’s the big day that’s all your
honor
one thing’s for certain Bruce should try
and avoid dramatic courtrooms
left be kool-aid men inflict major
property damage as a direct result of
Bruce’s rhetoric Oh No an evil no oh oh
no yeah
number two Consuela okay we are awful
people for loving this one so much but
Consuela is over-the-top Hispanic
housekeeper stereotypes never seems to
get old she rarely manages to respond in
the affirmative and will more than
likely be little help if you need to get
information from her she’s made
appearances at Superman’s Fortress of
Solitude well can you just give him this
flyer I know I have no mum and many
Quahog households
not to mention Jabba the Hutt’s palace
we have a message for Jabba the new we
search out but no huh when Consuela
comes on-screen we are surely guaranteed
a clean place a safe kitten and plenty
of belly laps that we feel slightly
guilty about if we’re being honest
Consuela does this rag smell like
chloroform no no you see before we
unveil our number-one pick here are some
honorable mentions a bit of breaking
news a local family is forced out of
their home by ghosts were they going to
call Ghostbusters Tom no Diane their
insurance company that’s just stupid
what you said is my favorite event catch
the greased up deaf guy go you’re never
gonna catch me you’re wasting your time
and now here’s Ollie Williams with the
Blackie weather forecast Ollie it’s go
away thanks ollie number one Mayor Adam
West hey baby
want some Adam West’s penis this
character is so inexplicable we can’t
even begin to understand the reasons
behind his ridiculous action his
dialogue is so stupid that only a genius
could write it
mayor west has married one of his hens
nearly conjured up Beetle Juice and
enjoys playing ding-dong-ditch during
his free time it’s my first house I’m
not very good at this
it makes me wonder when he finds the
time to actually be mayor of Quahog and
how the town isn’t on the brink of
destruction from his absolute
obliviousness to social norms hey we
probably all encountered politicians
worse than mayor West but none has come
close to inducing his level of comedic
gold
he’s also voiced by the real Adam West I
can think of no greater tribute to their
memories then this solid gold statue of
dig’em the Sugar Smacks frog do you
agree with our pics check out these
other great clips from watch mojo and
subscribe for new videos every day
[Music]
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