any monkey business is ill-advised any
questions words can sting and words can
scar but right now we’re only concerned
with the latter is Barry Manilow know
that you raid his wardrobe welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten memorable
movie insults for this list we’re
focusing on the cinematic slurs that
we’ve never been able to forget you’re
so ugly you could be a modern art
masterpiece insults are all manner of
things but to make this list they have
to be memorable but not too funny
because we’ve also got a list of the top
10 funniest movie insults you are a
smelly pirate hooker and not too rude
because we’ve also got a list of the top
10 obscene movie insults what’s your
name you that’s my name well that’s just
it see I I don’t feel that I made a
mistake number 10
nothing swimming with sharks I would
appreciate it if you didn’t yell at me
in front of the entire office excuse me
what to kick things off is some abuse
that’s brilliantly built up and expertly
laid down oh you disapprove Kevin
Spacey’s buddy could have stopped at any
moment but rather than lessen the blow
he opts for foul mouth and free flow
what did I tell you the first day your
thoughts are nothing no one likes to be
reminded that they’re nothing but this
is beyond even that what do you think
you why you shot face a little punk when
your boss cares more for his own human
waste than he does for you and something
has gone seriously seriously wrong you
are nothing if you were in my toilet
bowl I wouldn’t bother flushing it my
bath mat means more to me than you see
this this means more to the office than
you and yet do you hear any complaints
when I do this these pencils more
important these pens more important
these paperclips more important you
miserable little cry-baby
what are you going s to Halloween
go to strip it all away number nine
penis breath et the extra-terrestrial
not that we don’t believe you ready
where is room I swear friction during
family time can often lead to insult
gold and around the table at Elliot’s
house it’s 24 karat barbs all the way no
one will believe in aliens and our hero
is angry maybe you just probably imagine
I’ve imagined it what better way to
silence critics than to scream the
rudest words you know maybe there’s a
pervert or deformed kid or something fun
Oh a young drew Barrymore is the
gobsmacked baby sister but this scene
belongs to Elliot the young tuck talkin
man of the house maybe an elf or
leprechaun
sit down oh oh come in let me go sale
number eight shinebox Goodfellas watch
this – what nice to see you little
cricket hey I know you’re my life he
didn’t mean to offend him I’m not
breaking your balls a little bit that’s
all Yeah right Billy batts is in supreme
control here and he wants everyone to
know the score I used to comb spit shine
cop yeah I swear to God I can make your
shoes look like myris Tommy is lower
than him he’s the errand boy the gofer
and he always will be his arrogance
though is misplaced
since bats will pay for this job with
his life I’m sorry I don’t know offend
you I’m sorry – it’s okay dokay
shallow but with his last moments he
mocked his way into our memories I go
home and get your shine box you listen
yeah yeah yeah come on hey come on
number seven jerk-off The Big Lebowski
Lebowski is drunk delirious and about to
be degraded beyond reasonable measure
the chief of Malibu police is proud of
his beach community we got a nice quiet
little beach community here and I aim to
keep it nice and quiet but he isn’t
proud of this inhabitant he doesn’t like
the name the face the behavior
and he especially hates the jerk-off
nature I don’t like your jerk-off name I
don’t like your trick off face I don’t
like your jerk-off behavior and I don’t
like you jerk-off the speech in itself
is well worthy of this list but the
coffee cup to the head that follows is
just priceless
I’m sorry I wasn’t listening number six
Titans toy story
an insult so memorable we even know the
exact tone of its delivery without even
thinking according to my navicomputer
shut up just shut up Tom Hanks and Tim
Allen do not hit it off as this cowboy
spaceman duo and that rivalry is
summarized in this snappy speech I’m
lost
Andy is gone they’re gonna move from
there hazard two days and it’s all your
fault
my fault buzz is all-conquering
intergalactic and slightly insane woody
is unassuming old school and slightly
outdated Sheriff this is no time to
panic for woody this is the perfect time
to panic
for buzz it’s the perfect time for pity
you are a sad strange little man and you
have my pity farewell
oh don’t look so bad to me hmm you look
strong enough to pull the ears off a
gundark number five nerf herder Star
Wars Episode five the Empire Strikes
Back
a young Han Solo is quite the handful
he’s cheeky and charming but arrogant at
times you didn’t see us alone in the
South passage she expressed her true
feelings for me this scene is one of
those such times but Leia deals with it
in marvellous fashion one who herds
nerfs is one without brains in Star Wars
peak and Harrison Ford’s bemused
expression is perfectly timed you
stuck-up half-witted scruffy-looking
nerf-herder
that he should be most hurt by
scruffy-looking is further testament to
his lovably enlarged ego who’s
scruffy-looking
they need us
number four this is your lucky day
Riya me go
it’s 4th on our list but 3 is the magic
number here Steve Martin leads his gang
of make-do Mexicans into battle with a
tirade of abuse for these moms I don’t
know and this memorable insult leaves
its subjects as confused as we are you
sons of a motherless goat a motherless
goat what even is that an answer to that
question it’s a universal racial slur
but for the moment and the movie it’s
the third component of a three-part
insult that’s impossible to miss
remember slime eating dogs you
scum-sucking pigs you sons of a
motherless goat son of a motherless goat
number three
poultry problems back to the future part
2 party you’ve got to come back with me
we’re back to the future Marty McFly can
cope with mad scientists he’s okay with
time-travel and he can even deal with
kissing his mom but if you call him
chicken you had better watch out
What’s Wrong McFly chicken this insult
is as memorable for the reaction as it
is for the delivery what did you call me
Griff
chicken massage nobody calls me chicken
it’s used everywhere every day at least
by us and that’s largely thanks to this
movie
your father’s biggest problem Marlene is
that he loses all self-control but
someone calls him chicken how many times
have we heard it George mom I can’t let
him think I’m chicken you’re right
the DeLorean takes us back to the future
and this insult takes us back to basics
chicken that’s it isn’t sometimes you
got to minimize to maximize nobody calls
me
I am gunnery sergeant Hartman your
senior drill instructor number two
drills and discipline full-metal-jacket
and the first and last words out of your
filthy sewers will be served
hey you maggots understand that this
partly scripted mostly improvised
inspection of the troops is minutes upon
minutes of pure cinematic splendor there
you are all equally worthless and my
orders are to weed out all non hackers
who do not pack together serving my
beloved car no one is safe with our lee
ermey pacing the line as the military
man with a razor sharp tongue what have
we got here
comedian private Joker Urmi had been a
real-life drill sergeant in the US
Marine Corps
so his put-downs are his own inventions
conceived during a life of battle you at
best on yourself or I will unscrew your
head and shit down your neck and the
reaction to them is quite genuine
taunting doesn’t come true er than this
I’m tall are you private sir five foot
nine 5 foot nine I didn’t know they
stacked shit that high before we let our
top pick loose here are a few honorable
mentions I’ll explain and I’ll use small
words that you’ll be sure to understand
you warthog faced buffoon look up idiots
in the dictionary you know you’ll find a
picture me know the definition of the
word idiot which you are by the way
there’s a name for you ladies but it
isn’t used in high society outside of a
kennel
you clinking clanking clattering
collection of caliginous junk this guy
wraps like his parents jerkin he sounds
like Eric sermon the generic version
number one epic rap battle eight miles
he can’t even be Spanish shit wickedly
lickity shot the Stooges rickety split
he had one shot one opportunity and he
absolutely nailed it mm as b-rabbit is
the straight talkin trailer-trash new
kid on the block and he will not be
ignored
edit Cory rabbit the total rate his
opponents give good but sheedy gives
better spitting and slurring as if his
life depended on it he attacks from
every angle and lands every punch this
whole crowd looks suspicious it’s all
dudes in here except for these bitches
improvised it’s inspirational and it’s
unforgettable he doesn’t choke and he’s
our champion motto
I get the seven digits from your mother
for a dollar tomorrow do you agree with
our list laugh it up fuzzball whose
terrific taunts have we missed it looks
like you have menstrual cramps for more
hard to forget top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com you look like an old mop
you know what you’re not as popular as
you think you are I’m very popular I’m
sure you are
you
questions words can sting and words can
scar but right now we’re only concerned
with the latter is Barry Manilow know
that you raid his wardrobe welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten memorable
movie insults for this list we’re
focusing on the cinematic slurs that
we’ve never been able to forget you’re
so ugly you could be a modern art
masterpiece insults are all manner of
things but to make this list they have
to be memorable but not too funny
because we’ve also got a list of the top
10 funniest movie insults you are a
smelly pirate hooker and not too rude
because we’ve also got a list of the top
10 obscene movie insults what’s your
name you that’s my name well that’s just
it see I I don’t feel that I made a
mistake number 10
nothing swimming with sharks I would
appreciate it if you didn’t yell at me
in front of the entire office excuse me
what to kick things off is some abuse
that’s brilliantly built up and expertly
laid down oh you disapprove Kevin
Spacey’s buddy could have stopped at any
moment but rather than lessen the blow
he opts for foul mouth and free flow
what did I tell you the first day your
thoughts are nothing no one likes to be
reminded that they’re nothing but this
is beyond even that what do you think
you why you shot face a little punk when
your boss cares more for his own human
waste than he does for you and something
has gone seriously seriously wrong you
are nothing if you were in my toilet
bowl I wouldn’t bother flushing it my
bath mat means more to me than you see
this this means more to the office than
you and yet do you hear any complaints
when I do this these pencils more
important these pens more important
these paperclips more important you
miserable little cry-baby
what are you going s to Halloween
go to strip it all away number nine
penis breath et the extra-terrestrial
not that we don’t believe you ready
where is room I swear friction during
family time can often lead to insult
gold and around the table at Elliot’s
house it’s 24 karat barbs all the way no
one will believe in aliens and our hero
is angry maybe you just probably imagine
I’ve imagined it what better way to
silence critics than to scream the
rudest words you know maybe there’s a
pervert or deformed kid or something fun
Oh a young drew Barrymore is the
gobsmacked baby sister but this scene
belongs to Elliot the young tuck talkin
man of the house maybe an elf or
leprechaun
sit down oh oh come in let me go sale
number eight shinebox Goodfellas watch
this – what nice to see you little
cricket hey I know you’re my life he
didn’t mean to offend him I’m not
breaking your balls a little bit that’s
all Yeah right Billy batts is in supreme
control here and he wants everyone to
know the score I used to comb spit shine
cop yeah I swear to God I can make your
shoes look like myris Tommy is lower
than him he’s the errand boy the gofer
and he always will be his arrogance
though is misplaced
since bats will pay for this job with
his life I’m sorry I don’t know offend
you I’m sorry – it’s okay dokay
shallow but with his last moments he
mocked his way into our memories I go
home and get your shine box you listen
yeah yeah yeah come on hey come on
number seven jerk-off The Big Lebowski
Lebowski is drunk delirious and about to
be degraded beyond reasonable measure
the chief of Malibu police is proud of
his beach community we got a nice quiet
little beach community here and I aim to
keep it nice and quiet but he isn’t
proud of this inhabitant he doesn’t like
the name the face the behavior
and he especially hates the jerk-off
nature I don’t like your jerk-off name I
don’t like your trick off face I don’t
like your jerk-off behavior and I don’t
like you jerk-off the speech in itself
is well worthy of this list but the
coffee cup to the head that follows is
just priceless
I’m sorry I wasn’t listening number six
Titans toy story
an insult so memorable we even know the
exact tone of its delivery without even
thinking according to my navicomputer
shut up just shut up Tom Hanks and Tim
Allen do not hit it off as this cowboy
spaceman duo and that rivalry is
summarized in this snappy speech I’m
lost
Andy is gone they’re gonna move from
there hazard two days and it’s all your
fault
my fault buzz is all-conquering
intergalactic and slightly insane woody
is unassuming old school and slightly
outdated Sheriff this is no time to
panic for woody this is the perfect time
to panic
for buzz it’s the perfect time for pity
you are a sad strange little man and you
have my pity farewell
oh don’t look so bad to me hmm you look
strong enough to pull the ears off a
gundark number five nerf herder Star
Wars Episode five the Empire Strikes
Back
a young Han Solo is quite the handful
he’s cheeky and charming but arrogant at
times you didn’t see us alone in the
South passage she expressed her true
feelings for me this scene is one of
those such times but Leia deals with it
in marvellous fashion one who herds
nerfs is one without brains in Star Wars
peak and Harrison Ford’s bemused
expression is perfectly timed you
stuck-up half-witted scruffy-looking
nerf-herder
that he should be most hurt by
scruffy-looking is further testament to
his lovably enlarged ego who’s
scruffy-looking
they need us
number four this is your lucky day
Riya me go
it’s 4th on our list but 3 is the magic
number here Steve Martin leads his gang
of make-do Mexicans into battle with a
tirade of abuse for these moms I don’t
know and this memorable insult leaves
its subjects as confused as we are you
sons of a motherless goat a motherless
goat what even is that an answer to that
question it’s a universal racial slur
but for the moment and the movie it’s
the third component of a three-part
insult that’s impossible to miss
remember slime eating dogs you
scum-sucking pigs you sons of a
motherless goat son of a motherless goat
number three
poultry problems back to the future part
2 party you’ve got to come back with me
we’re back to the future Marty McFly can
cope with mad scientists he’s okay with
time-travel and he can even deal with
kissing his mom but if you call him
chicken you had better watch out
What’s Wrong McFly chicken this insult
is as memorable for the reaction as it
is for the delivery what did you call me
Griff
chicken massage nobody calls me chicken
it’s used everywhere every day at least
by us and that’s largely thanks to this
movie
your father’s biggest problem Marlene is
that he loses all self-control but
someone calls him chicken how many times
have we heard it George mom I can’t let
him think I’m chicken you’re right
the DeLorean takes us back to the future
and this insult takes us back to basics
chicken that’s it isn’t sometimes you
got to minimize to maximize nobody calls
me
I am gunnery sergeant Hartman your
senior drill instructor number two
drills and discipline full-metal-jacket
and the first and last words out of your
filthy sewers will be served
hey you maggots understand that this
partly scripted mostly improvised
inspection of the troops is minutes upon
minutes of pure cinematic splendor there
you are all equally worthless and my
orders are to weed out all non hackers
who do not pack together serving my
beloved car no one is safe with our lee
ermey pacing the line as the military
man with a razor sharp tongue what have
we got here
comedian private Joker Urmi had been a
real-life drill sergeant in the US
Marine Corps
so his put-downs are his own inventions
conceived during a life of battle you at
best on yourself or I will unscrew your
head and shit down your neck and the
reaction to them is quite genuine
taunting doesn’t come true er than this
I’m tall are you private sir five foot
nine 5 foot nine I didn’t know they
stacked shit that high before we let our
top pick loose here are a few honorable
mentions I’ll explain and I’ll use small
words that you’ll be sure to understand
you warthog faced buffoon look up idiots
in the dictionary you know you’ll find a
picture me know the definition of the
word idiot which you are by the way
there’s a name for you ladies but it
isn’t used in high society outside of a
kennel
you clinking clanking clattering
collection of caliginous junk this guy
wraps like his parents jerkin he sounds
like Eric sermon the generic version
number one epic rap battle eight miles
he can’t even be Spanish shit wickedly
lickity shot the Stooges rickety split
he had one shot one opportunity and he
absolutely nailed it mm as b-rabbit is
the straight talkin trailer-trash new
kid on the block and he will not be
ignored
edit Cory rabbit the total rate his
opponents give good but sheedy gives
better spitting and slurring as if his
life depended on it he attacks from
every angle and lands every punch this
whole crowd looks suspicious it’s all
dudes in here except for these bitches
improvised it’s inspirational and it’s
unforgettable he doesn’t choke and he’s
our champion motto
I get the seven digits from your mother
for a dollar tomorrow do you agree with
our list laugh it up fuzzball whose
terrific taunts have we missed it looks
like you have menstrual cramps for more
hard to forget top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com you look like an old mop
you know what you’re not as popular as
you think you are I’m very popular I’m
sure you are
you
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