throw it at him these films have laughs
that fly almost as fast as the fists
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
martial arts comedy movies what are you
like a third degree black belt the
blackness of my belt it’s like the
inside of a coffin on a moonless night
it’s pretty black man for this list
we’re focusing on comedy movies that are
centered on martial arts and we’ll be
ranking our entries based on how
impressive the martial arts are and how
funny the films are a few excel at one
over the other and may appear higher
based on how much they kick or bust guts
Oh didn’t we see these guys on
WrestleMania
number 10 project a wake up a Lois your
talents are yet I conferred by e1
secondly go back thank you
there’s no better way to start our list
than with the man who practically
invented the kung-fu comedy Jackie Chan
big project a is pretty unique among
Jackie’s work not only because it pits
him against pirates oh hey you want one
through thy Wang o team na ma but also
for its tongue-in-cheek references to
early cinema oh I think you might be
will see that one go
a particular note is the death defying
sequence where Jackie hangs from a clock
face and drops through several canopies
to the ground referencing Harold Lloyd
silent comedy safety last before your
time yeah ours too
but that doesn’t take anything away from
our enjoyment of project a and it
shouldn’t for you either don’t I’m a
little gloomy yeah oh baby Elliott
number nine Shaolin Soccer Wow
so beautiful don’t make jokes I’m not
beautiful your puns are so beautiful mmm
if Jackie Chan is the first person you
think of when it comes to martial arts
comedies then Stephen Chow is easily the
second oh I know what this is about do
you like it where it’s not Halloween so
you can’t scare me with all that makeup
come on
don’t tease me about while Jackie is all
about practical authentic stunts and
choreography shaolin soccer is no
exception
taking the traditional sports movie plot
and spicing it up with humor action and
even a little romance straight out of a
japanese manga
uh-huh number eight Beverly Hills ninja
look is with me for this sacred shrine
holds the ashes of our fallen ninja
warriors Oh sensei is going to tell me
it’s Chris Farley as a ninja oh you want
more
whoa what are you doing here you said
that you were in need of a ninja I have
come many miles and now travel disguised
as a pimp to help you okay Farley was
the king of physical comedy in the 90s
and it doesn’t get much more physical
than being the most incompetent and
clumsy ninja ever are you communicating
with me are you communicating with me
there’s just something entertaining
about seeing the big guy trying and
failing to do martial arts though he
does nail the splits
so sorry plus how many movies have Chris
Rock being catapulted from a palm tree
number 7 Big Trouble in Little China I
think I would be happy my curse will be
lifted go off and rule the universe from
beyond the grave indeed we’re check-in
to a psycho or whichever comes first huh
when Kurt Russell’s cocky for no reason
John Wayne drawling tank top sporting
Jack Burton gets caught up in the middle
of a magical Chinese gang war we are in
for a great ride along with him oh hey
you got a problem like that again you
just rage for the stock
Jack and his much more martial arts
competent friends must rescue green-eyed
girls from the villainous lo pan along
with lightning throwing self-destructing
henchmen an army of devoted followers
and the sasquatch-like chinese wild man
just for good measure
full of 80s cheese and high wire fights
Big Trouble in Little China is truly
one-of-a-kind yeah Jack Burton just
looks that big old storm right square
Nia and he says give me your best shot
pal
I could take it number six come pow
enter the fist kung pow is dumb
there’s no denying it should we keep
going he said to hit him until he gave
the signal to stop did anyone hear the
signal well he was whining for a while
it’s basically grown men making silly
voices over footage of an old kung fu
movie let me know if you see a
RadioShack hmm that doesn’t stop it
though from being ridiculously funny I
could always pretend I’m a bird but that
would just look stupid and leave my
small sensitive balls completely exposed
when tongues don’t have mouths of their
own they’re firmly in cheeks here as
director and star Steve Oedekerk chosen
one battles cows tiny Nets and the
dreaded master pain Betty from this day
forward you will all refer to me by the
name Betty
and on to our next entry but first a
joke what do you get when you cross an
owl with a bungee cord my ass number
five
Kung Fu Panda if he’s smart he won’t
come back up for steps but he will he’s
not gonna quit is he he’s not gonna quit
bouncing tell you that DreamWorks has a
knack for weaving heartfelt relatable
messages into their comedies and Kung Fu
Panda is no exception let us stop Tai
Lung this is what you’ve trained us for
no it is not your destiny to defeat Tai
Lung
it’s his where’d he go when viewers
aren’t laughing out loud at the antics
of Jack Black’s PO the Panda they’re
empathizing with his big dreams and his
difficulty with living up to others
expectations of him are you ready I was
born ready
oh sorry brother I thought you said you
were ready that was awesome
like Beverly Hills ninja Kung Fu Panda
derives a lot of its comedy from a
larger hero engaging in nimble footwork
although PO manages to integrate his
size into his fighting style much better
in a word skadoosh you’re bluffing Shifu
didn’t teach you there nope I figured it
out skadoosh number for rush hour please
I said what’s hot that fat boy
there’s no denying the impact that rush
hour and its sequels have had on Jackie
Chan’s career you know what I don’t even
know why the hell I’m in here I mean
Chinese alright I’m sorry
as they essentially introduced him and
his mix of action and comedy to Western
audiences
they also spawned a series of similar
buddy action comedies for the Hong Kong
star if you really love Lin
I will stand it away really but if you
break her heart I break your late that’s
fair he and Chris Tucker play off each
other brilliantly don’t move
drop your guns hey man look FBI
I’m policeman I’m just showing him how
to take a gun from a suspect the
contrast of a guy who’s all talk and a
guy who’s all action makes for a good
combo particularly in this genre not
being able to speak it’s not the same as
not speaking you seem as if you like to
talk I like to let people talk who like
to talk it makes easier to find out how
full of shit they are what the hell did
you say number 3 Black Dynamite
I just got one thing to lay on you cats
in the house play there I’m declaring
war on anybody who sells drugs in our
community Black Dynamite I sell drugs to
the community blaxploitation may not be
what comes to mind when you first think
of martial arts but rest assured our
main man Black Dynamite can fight like
the best of them
lampooning everything about bad 70s
films from the terrible actors to
production errors yeah you won’t be so
big and so bad anymore daddy’s gotta fix
you Black Dynamite has plenty of kung-fu
action featuring the titular hero
battling against drug dealers the man
and the fiendish dr. Wu I should have
known you’d be behind this fiendish dr.
Wu your knowledge of scientific
biological transmogrification is only
outmatched by your zest for kung fu
treachery number 2 Kung Fu Hustle
let it come faeces some jungle a ha ha
yeah hold I got mushy not bite of it if
Stephen Chows earlier foray into
fantastic over-the-top kung fu hijinks
broke ground then Kung Fu Hustle
shattered it when a couple of wannabe
gangsters try to take over a
neighborhood real gangsters catch wind
and try to do the same
hi don’t talk Segway unfortunately for
them the more ordinary they come on this
block the more extraordinary their
powers are with Looney Tunes s
animations and distinct hilarious
characters Kung Fu Hustle remains the
film to beat among visual effects heavy
martial arts comedies before we unveil
our top pick
here are a few honorable mentions Rick
but do you have some serious anger
issues okay same therapy not gonna work
that stuff out here but he knows Henry’s
weak and has a confidence problem you’re
gonna try to exploit that out of my
studio 50 pushups now why don’t you pick
on somebody your own size bloody
tourists hit your nose he’s out of it
guys do whatever you want to the kid but
that’s my watcher Holden well there’s a
load of us and only two of you
so piss off easy fellas you’ve lost one
war this way don’t make the same mistake
twice
I didn’t hear you I’m gonna suction I
made sure that I missed I did no wait a
minute wait one minute you got a 44
revolving owls they pull it I got at
least 20 shots and you never reload it
that’s right number one drunken master –
aka The Legend of drunken master sure
check it off okay
although the original drunken master
from 1978 practically invented the
martial-arts comedy and reinvigorated
the kung-fu genre in general we had to
tip our hat to the more refined and
grander sequel drinking they fretting
with the master Snake Eyes The Legend of
drunken master might be one of Jackie
Chan’s best I can defeat any Kopu I show
you power that’s nice but you’re at a
time hi I’m young and strong I’ve got
lots of time with its farcical pot a
memorable high-kicking villain and crazy
set pieces like the foundry fight or
Jackie’s character uses industrial grade
alcohol like Popeye uses spinach to
power up and to spit fire at the bad
guys awesome
so do you agree with our list
you did a good job
what what’s your favorite martial arts
comedy film for more top 10 high end
kicks and laughs published daily be sure
to subscribe to watchmojo.com to the big
fight hey best come see me drop left
that fly almost as fast as the fists
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
martial arts comedy movies what are you
like a third degree black belt the
blackness of my belt it’s like the
inside of a coffin on a moonless night
it’s pretty black man for this list
we’re focusing on comedy movies that are
centered on martial arts and we’ll be
ranking our entries based on how
impressive the martial arts are and how
funny the films are a few excel at one
over the other and may appear higher
based on how much they kick or bust guts
Oh didn’t we see these guys on
WrestleMania
number 10 project a wake up a Lois your
talents are yet I conferred by e1
secondly go back thank you
there’s no better way to start our list
than with the man who practically
invented the kung-fu comedy Jackie Chan
big project a is pretty unique among
Jackie’s work not only because it pits
him against pirates oh hey you want one
through thy Wang o team na ma but also
for its tongue-in-cheek references to
early cinema oh I think you might be
will see that one go
a particular note is the death defying
sequence where Jackie hangs from a clock
face and drops through several canopies
to the ground referencing Harold Lloyd
silent comedy safety last before your
time yeah ours too
but that doesn’t take anything away from
our enjoyment of project a and it
shouldn’t for you either don’t I’m a
little gloomy yeah oh baby Elliott
number nine Shaolin Soccer Wow
so beautiful don’t make jokes I’m not
beautiful your puns are so beautiful mmm
if Jackie Chan is the first person you
think of when it comes to martial arts
comedies then Stephen Chow is easily the
second oh I know what this is about do
you like it where it’s not Halloween so
you can’t scare me with all that makeup
come on
don’t tease me about while Jackie is all
about practical authentic stunts and
choreography shaolin soccer is no
exception
taking the traditional sports movie plot
and spicing it up with humor action and
even a little romance straight out of a
japanese manga
uh-huh number eight Beverly Hills ninja
look is with me for this sacred shrine
holds the ashes of our fallen ninja
warriors Oh sensei is going to tell me
it’s Chris Farley as a ninja oh you want
more
whoa what are you doing here you said
that you were in need of a ninja I have
come many miles and now travel disguised
as a pimp to help you okay Farley was
the king of physical comedy in the 90s
and it doesn’t get much more physical
than being the most incompetent and
clumsy ninja ever are you communicating
with me are you communicating with me
there’s just something entertaining
about seeing the big guy trying and
failing to do martial arts though he
does nail the splits
so sorry plus how many movies have Chris
Rock being catapulted from a palm tree
number 7 Big Trouble in Little China I
think I would be happy my curse will be
lifted go off and rule the universe from
beyond the grave indeed we’re check-in
to a psycho or whichever comes first huh
when Kurt Russell’s cocky for no reason
John Wayne drawling tank top sporting
Jack Burton gets caught up in the middle
of a magical Chinese gang war we are in
for a great ride along with him oh hey
you got a problem like that again you
just rage for the stock
Jack and his much more martial arts
competent friends must rescue green-eyed
girls from the villainous lo pan along
with lightning throwing self-destructing
henchmen an army of devoted followers
and the sasquatch-like chinese wild man
just for good measure
full of 80s cheese and high wire fights
Big Trouble in Little China is truly
one-of-a-kind yeah Jack Burton just
looks that big old storm right square
Nia and he says give me your best shot
pal
I could take it number six come pow
enter the fist kung pow is dumb
there’s no denying it should we keep
going he said to hit him until he gave
the signal to stop did anyone hear the
signal well he was whining for a while
it’s basically grown men making silly
voices over footage of an old kung fu
movie let me know if you see a
RadioShack hmm that doesn’t stop it
though from being ridiculously funny I
could always pretend I’m a bird but that
would just look stupid and leave my
small sensitive balls completely exposed
when tongues don’t have mouths of their
own they’re firmly in cheeks here as
director and star Steve Oedekerk chosen
one battles cows tiny Nets and the
dreaded master pain Betty from this day
forward you will all refer to me by the
name Betty
and on to our next entry but first a
joke what do you get when you cross an
owl with a bungee cord my ass number
five
Kung Fu Panda if he’s smart he won’t
come back up for steps but he will he’s
not gonna quit is he he’s not gonna quit
bouncing tell you that DreamWorks has a
knack for weaving heartfelt relatable
messages into their comedies and Kung Fu
Panda is no exception let us stop Tai
Lung this is what you’ve trained us for
no it is not your destiny to defeat Tai
Lung
it’s his where’d he go when viewers
aren’t laughing out loud at the antics
of Jack Black’s PO the Panda they’re
empathizing with his big dreams and his
difficulty with living up to others
expectations of him are you ready I was
born ready
oh sorry brother I thought you said you
were ready that was awesome
like Beverly Hills ninja Kung Fu Panda
derives a lot of its comedy from a
larger hero engaging in nimble footwork
although PO manages to integrate his
size into his fighting style much better
in a word skadoosh you’re bluffing Shifu
didn’t teach you there nope I figured it
out skadoosh number for rush hour please
I said what’s hot that fat boy
there’s no denying the impact that rush
hour and its sequels have had on Jackie
Chan’s career you know what I don’t even
know why the hell I’m in here I mean
Chinese alright I’m sorry
as they essentially introduced him and
his mix of action and comedy to Western
audiences
they also spawned a series of similar
buddy action comedies for the Hong Kong
star if you really love Lin
I will stand it away really but if you
break her heart I break your late that’s
fair he and Chris Tucker play off each
other brilliantly don’t move
drop your guns hey man look FBI
I’m policeman I’m just showing him how
to take a gun from a suspect the
contrast of a guy who’s all talk and a
guy who’s all action makes for a good
combo particularly in this genre not
being able to speak it’s not the same as
not speaking you seem as if you like to
talk I like to let people talk who like
to talk it makes easier to find out how
full of shit they are what the hell did
you say number 3 Black Dynamite
I just got one thing to lay on you cats
in the house play there I’m declaring
war on anybody who sells drugs in our
community Black Dynamite I sell drugs to
the community blaxploitation may not be
what comes to mind when you first think
of martial arts but rest assured our
main man Black Dynamite can fight like
the best of them
lampooning everything about bad 70s
films from the terrible actors to
production errors yeah you won’t be so
big and so bad anymore daddy’s gotta fix
you Black Dynamite has plenty of kung-fu
action featuring the titular hero
battling against drug dealers the man
and the fiendish dr. Wu I should have
known you’d be behind this fiendish dr.
Wu your knowledge of scientific
biological transmogrification is only
outmatched by your zest for kung fu
treachery number 2 Kung Fu Hustle
let it come faeces some jungle a ha ha
yeah hold I got mushy not bite of it if
Stephen Chows earlier foray into
fantastic over-the-top kung fu hijinks
broke ground then Kung Fu Hustle
shattered it when a couple of wannabe
gangsters try to take over a
neighborhood real gangsters catch wind
and try to do the same
hi don’t talk Segway unfortunately for
them the more ordinary they come on this
block the more extraordinary their
powers are with Looney Tunes s
animations and distinct hilarious
characters Kung Fu Hustle remains the
film to beat among visual effects heavy
martial arts comedies before we unveil
our top pick
here are a few honorable mentions Rick
but do you have some serious anger
issues okay same therapy not gonna work
that stuff out here but he knows Henry’s
weak and has a confidence problem you’re
gonna try to exploit that out of my
studio 50 pushups now why don’t you pick
on somebody your own size bloody
tourists hit your nose he’s out of it
guys do whatever you want to the kid but
that’s my watcher Holden well there’s a
load of us and only two of you
so piss off easy fellas you’ve lost one
war this way don’t make the same mistake
twice
I didn’t hear you I’m gonna suction I
made sure that I missed I did no wait a
minute wait one minute you got a 44
revolving owls they pull it I got at
least 20 shots and you never reload it
that’s right number one drunken master –
aka The Legend of drunken master sure
check it off okay
although the original drunken master
from 1978 practically invented the
martial-arts comedy and reinvigorated
the kung-fu genre in general we had to
tip our hat to the more refined and
grander sequel drinking they fretting
with the master Snake Eyes The Legend of
drunken master might be one of Jackie
Chan’s best I can defeat any Kopu I show
you power that’s nice but you’re at a
time hi I’m young and strong I’ve got
lots of time with its farcical pot a
memorable high-kicking villain and crazy
set pieces like the foundry fight or
Jackie’s character uses industrial grade
alcohol like Popeye uses spinach to
power up and to spit fire at the bad
guys awesome
so do you agree with our list
you did a good job
what what’s your favorite martial arts
comedy film for more top 10 high end
kicks and laughs published daily be sure
to subscribe to watchmojo.com to the big
fight hey best come see me drop left
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