how do you get over the shifter Oh all
right is the cuz it gives me more
because you wouldn’t want to disrupt the
synchromesh sometimes a film’s title can
blur the line between pop-culture and
pornography
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
mainstream movies that sound like porn
flicks Wars come and go but my soldiers
daytime I like that who said it
Jefferson Patton to pop for this list
we’re focusing on large scale movies
with awkward names that could easily be
confused with low-budget films of a
specific genre you blew up me and my
shit I really like that car well you
crushed my hand I really like that ham
number 10 holes all my life I seem to be
in the wrong place at the wrong time
decades from now it’s unlikely that film
scholars will hear the name of this
Disney co-produced adventure film and
quickly associate it with early 21st
century mainstream filmmaking in fact
most people today might believe holes to
be a lazily named flick from the porn
industry b.i.g
what’s that spell dig with a central
narrative revolving around buried
treasure at Camp Green Lake the title
simply does not do the film justice nor
does it effectively sell the film to
mainstream consumers where’s a person go
to bathroom around here hey pickle ho
and yo for obvious reasons poles is not
exactly a first date movie as most
wouldn’t expect an invitation to a film
with such a name gotta be kidding
dirty movie number nine Kiss Kiss Bang
Bang how’s your mama mmm everything good
believe you told you that if you are
vaguely familiar with the titles of
adult films well then you know that
clever wordplay is part of the marketing
and let’s just say this if Kiss Kiss
Bang Bang were on demand in a hotel room
most people wouldn’t expect a mainstream
flick but something of the porno ilk I
think that you are bluffing right now
are you what you’re doing
well what I’m doing for the guy who
likes to bluff is I’m playing a little
game called am i loving huh where is she
but no this is not a clever piece of
underground titling but rather a
mainstream film written by Shane Black
the same man behind Iron Man 3 it’s all
you got
chick chick in a cheesy one-niner
sweetheart that could be the name of my
autobiography it’s a tightly written
black comedy set in the City of Angels
and its unique name also reminds us of
the 1968 musical Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
yet another mainstream movie that sounds
like a porn flick I got up this morning
something elephant in my pajamas
how we ever goddess of my pajamas I
shall never know number 8 shaft in
Africa how long is your fellows mr.
shott what given the cult following of
this film one could argue that many
understand the backstory of shaft in
Africa even so so called blaxploitation
productions are obviously not for
everybody and certainly not one with
such an evocative name you know how can
I come oh no ride camel ride ass older
generations maybe don’t recognize the
subtext of the title but one could argue
that the filmmakers knew exactly what
they were doing just take a look at the
poster for crying out loud how good are
you with a stick cat named shapping will
be bad with a stick for those not
familiar with the franchise this was the
third installment of the John shaft
trilogy and when all was said and done
shaft in Africa wasn’t necessarily
remembered for the plot especially
considering the lukewarm reviews but
more likely for the questionable title
next time your mother don’t bite off
more than you can chew number seven
winter is bone and pills helping your
mama’s movie she keeps taking her say
I’m working
depending on where one lives the phrase
winter is coming could be taken
literally or figuratively much like the
name of this critically acclaimed film
starring Jennifer Lawrence spell house a
killer
SE set in the American Ozark Mountains
the movies title references someone
determined to find what they’re looking
for like a hungry dog in search of a
Winter’s Bone
he won’t his bones you set that down and
come along but had one never heard of
this indie hit one could easily
correlate the title with a low scale
production of the sexy variety
unsurprisingly
there has never been a Winter’s Bone –
at least not in the mainstream film
industry bad ideas been said already got
any others help me I nobody said that a
day it ever number-6 stand and deliver
we discuss sex I have to give sex with
homework the late 80s were a chaotic
time in Hollywood and just behind the
famous Hollywood sign numerous sexually
explicit films were produced throughout
the San Fernando Valley but when we talk
about someone like Lou Diamond Phillips
he was nowhere near that industry
especially after his 1987 hit la Bamba
but despite the deeply moving drama and
based on a true story narrative of Stand
and Deliver
the film could in fact be mistaken for
what’s commonly known as a porno
particularly considering its relatively
small budget stay awake as you’re waking
up wake up this morning how are you
bring toothpicks to pinch open your eyes
you understand what I mean Jenny yet Lou
Diamond Phillips & Company quelled
concerns about the title in a way as the
film ultimately found mainstream success
and was selected for preservation in the
National Film registry do you want me to
for you yes you’re supposed to say no
well I’m gonna have to get tap bullets
are gonna have to start flying we’re
gonna have to work right through
Christmas break okay number five Dirty
Harry and anybody could tell I didn’t do
that to him Oh
cuz he looks too damn good that’s how
sure the title of this Clint Eastwood
classic is concise and certainly well
known yet it’s still inherently
troubling all the same in the real world
typically nobody with the nickname Dirty
Harry would be perceived as a suave
character then again one might not
expect someone named Dirk Diggler to be
all that popular either of course he was
a porn star in a mainstream flick in
this name is just so bright so sharp
that the sign it just blows up because
the name is just so powerful
but inspector Harry Callahan the
anti-hero of Dirty Harry is most
definitely not involved with the adult
entertainment industry no this man’s
luck is of a different nature and he
plays by his own set of rules
he is Dirty Harry a man of the law and a
man with a distinctive nickname you’ve
got to ask yourself one question do I
feel lucky
well do your bunk number four The Bone
Collector if you were any more wound up
give your timers in real life one does
not simply drop bones around town and
expect nobody to notice but in this
thriller starring Denzel Washington and
Angelina Jolie the film’s antagonist
acts out in such a way for attention yet
when you step away from the narrative
and think of just the title itself it
sounds less like a mainstream drama and
more like an awkward adult film
– bloody bone of course the 48 million
dollar budget is a telling sign that
it’s not a porn flick but not everyone
is privy to such information when first
learning of the film Oh to be a fly on
the wall when Hollywood agents pitched
The Bone Collector around Tinseltown
cutter hands off you need the handcuffs
I can’t no sew off my hands take off the
cuffs number three Deep Impact biggest
story in history
what an ego as one of the major
box-office sensations of the late 90s
this movie was not especially praised
for its plot but more so for its
scientific authenticity and with a title
like deep impact the producers must have
known that they had to excel in the tech
department if only to minimize the
inevitable jokes so funny nowadays
plenty of folks can look back on deep
impact and appreciate the film for what
it is a mainstream hit of the late 20th
century but one can also reflect on that
moment when they realized that deep
impact was indeed not a porno flick it
was a beautifully scored sci-fi disaster
film with music by the late James Horner
and direction by Meany leader we know
everything nobody knows everything
number 2 Free Willy let’s free Willy
if you take him down the bank and put
him back for what so a few of you may be
curious about the inclusion of this
entry and we understand why as not a lot
of people still openly use the term
Willy see Willy’s a case a very special
case so who is it
but you know what back in 1993 a phrase
like Free Willy meant something in fact
the words still remind many of the
strangely titled family drama about a
relationship between boy and Orca buddy
alright dad if you’re not actually
familiar with the film’s existence one
may easily make a correlation between it
and a specific genre of cinema called
porn however for the mainstream film
itself the title reflects all the
innocence and wonder of the plot yet for
a more intimate type of flick it could
be associated with something entirely
different
why don’t we thank the nice people
through there applause
excuse yourself before we unveil our
number one pick here are some honorable
mentions what’s the first rule of hero’s
duty no cuts no butts no coconuts no
never interfere with the first-person
shooter
our job is to get the gamers to the top
of that building so they can get a medal
and that’s it so stick to the program
soldier right just I’m not sure about
the color you’re solarized you just got
to pick it up there’s an address
it’s a campsite oops hang Brian and it’d
be nice to city change what do you think
is more exciting having sex stealing
cars and such loosing cars um who
Oh
so how’d it go while you left the ring
on your own two feet
so it’s victory for me what are you
gonna stop the bull riding Luke yeah for
as long as I can remember guys have been
in here with their hands all over me
with your stupid come ons gimme a hand
with my balls Maggie let me guess you’re
not around girls budge or you probably
wouldn’t play ping-pong
he’s already achieved so much yet he
still goal-oriented and still focused he
has five your plan what is it don’t die
number one inside Llewyn Davis so he’s
never new and it never gets old and it’s
a folk song by now
the Coen brothers have amassed a
worldwide following thanks to their vast
filmography but it was a 2013 film about
a struggling musician that brought
casual moviegoers to the proverbial
crossroads when the phrase inside Llewyn
Davis first came to attention the
touring right turn your itis I’m gonna
vaccination somewhere you are AF of
Emory was this a porno flick or a real
mainstream movie well nobody knew for
sure until the trailer went online a
large portion of North Americans just
might have believed the title to be
straight out of the adult entertainment
industry I should have had you wear
double condoms well we shouldn’t have
done it in the first place but if you
ever do it again which is a favor to
women everywhere you should not but if
you do you should be wearing condom on
condom and then wrap it in electrical
tape hey you never know these days not
until the movies in question present
themselves for what they truly are with
this one ending up an oscar-nominated
black comedy drama I thought I just
needed a night’s sleep but it’s it’s
more than that but thank you Petrak do
you agree with our list maybe by now
it’s shrunk down to 20 inches which
mainstream movie title do you think
sounds like a porno flick blonde
for more thought-provoking top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com Oh master you’re right
right is the cuz it gives me more
because you wouldn’t want to disrupt the
synchromesh sometimes a film’s title can
blur the line between pop-culture and
pornography
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
mainstream movies that sound like porn
flicks Wars come and go but my soldiers
daytime I like that who said it
Jefferson Patton to pop for this list
we’re focusing on large scale movies
with awkward names that could easily be
confused with low-budget films of a
specific genre you blew up me and my
shit I really like that car well you
crushed my hand I really like that ham
number 10 holes all my life I seem to be
in the wrong place at the wrong time
decades from now it’s unlikely that film
scholars will hear the name of this
Disney co-produced adventure film and
quickly associate it with early 21st
century mainstream filmmaking in fact
most people today might believe holes to
be a lazily named flick from the porn
industry b.i.g
what’s that spell dig with a central
narrative revolving around buried
treasure at Camp Green Lake the title
simply does not do the film justice nor
does it effectively sell the film to
mainstream consumers where’s a person go
to bathroom around here hey pickle ho
and yo for obvious reasons poles is not
exactly a first date movie as most
wouldn’t expect an invitation to a film
with such a name gotta be kidding
dirty movie number nine Kiss Kiss Bang
Bang how’s your mama mmm everything good
believe you told you that if you are
vaguely familiar with the titles of
adult films well then you know that
clever wordplay is part of the marketing
and let’s just say this if Kiss Kiss
Bang Bang were on demand in a hotel room
most people wouldn’t expect a mainstream
flick but something of the porno ilk I
think that you are bluffing right now
are you what you’re doing
well what I’m doing for the guy who
likes to bluff is I’m playing a little
game called am i loving huh where is she
but no this is not a clever piece of
underground titling but rather a
mainstream film written by Shane Black
the same man behind Iron Man 3 it’s all
you got
chick chick in a cheesy one-niner
sweetheart that could be the name of my
autobiography it’s a tightly written
black comedy set in the City of Angels
and its unique name also reminds us of
the 1968 musical Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
yet another mainstream movie that sounds
like a porn flick I got up this morning
something elephant in my pajamas
how we ever goddess of my pajamas I
shall never know number 8 shaft in
Africa how long is your fellows mr.
shott what given the cult following of
this film one could argue that many
understand the backstory of shaft in
Africa even so so called blaxploitation
productions are obviously not for
everybody and certainly not one with
such an evocative name you know how can
I come oh no ride camel ride ass older
generations maybe don’t recognize the
subtext of the title but one could argue
that the filmmakers knew exactly what
they were doing just take a look at the
poster for crying out loud how good are
you with a stick cat named shapping will
be bad with a stick for those not
familiar with the franchise this was the
third installment of the John shaft
trilogy and when all was said and done
shaft in Africa wasn’t necessarily
remembered for the plot especially
considering the lukewarm reviews but
more likely for the questionable title
next time your mother don’t bite off
more than you can chew number seven
winter is bone and pills helping your
mama’s movie she keeps taking her say
I’m working
depending on where one lives the phrase
winter is coming could be taken
literally or figuratively much like the
name of this critically acclaimed film
starring Jennifer Lawrence spell house a
killer
SE set in the American Ozark Mountains
the movies title references someone
determined to find what they’re looking
for like a hungry dog in search of a
Winter’s Bone
he won’t his bones you set that down and
come along but had one never heard of
this indie hit one could easily
correlate the title with a low scale
production of the sexy variety
unsurprisingly
there has never been a Winter’s Bone –
at least not in the mainstream film
industry bad ideas been said already got
any others help me I nobody said that a
day it ever number-6 stand and deliver
we discuss sex I have to give sex with
homework the late 80s were a chaotic
time in Hollywood and just behind the
famous Hollywood sign numerous sexually
explicit films were produced throughout
the San Fernando Valley but when we talk
about someone like Lou Diamond Phillips
he was nowhere near that industry
especially after his 1987 hit la Bamba
but despite the deeply moving drama and
based on a true story narrative of Stand
and Deliver
the film could in fact be mistaken for
what’s commonly known as a porno
particularly considering its relatively
small budget stay awake as you’re waking
up wake up this morning how are you
bring toothpicks to pinch open your eyes
you understand what I mean Jenny yet Lou
Diamond Phillips & Company quelled
concerns about the title in a way as the
film ultimately found mainstream success
and was selected for preservation in the
National Film registry do you want me to
for you yes you’re supposed to say no
well I’m gonna have to get tap bullets
are gonna have to start flying we’re
gonna have to work right through
Christmas break okay number five Dirty
Harry and anybody could tell I didn’t do
that to him Oh
cuz he looks too damn good that’s how
sure the title of this Clint Eastwood
classic is concise and certainly well
known yet it’s still inherently
troubling all the same in the real world
typically nobody with the nickname Dirty
Harry would be perceived as a suave
character then again one might not
expect someone named Dirk Diggler to be
all that popular either of course he was
a porn star in a mainstream flick in
this name is just so bright so sharp
that the sign it just blows up because
the name is just so powerful
but inspector Harry Callahan the
anti-hero of Dirty Harry is most
definitely not involved with the adult
entertainment industry no this man’s
luck is of a different nature and he
plays by his own set of rules
he is Dirty Harry a man of the law and a
man with a distinctive nickname you’ve
got to ask yourself one question do I
feel lucky
well do your bunk number four The Bone
Collector if you were any more wound up
give your timers in real life one does
not simply drop bones around town and
expect nobody to notice but in this
thriller starring Denzel Washington and
Angelina Jolie the film’s antagonist
acts out in such a way for attention yet
when you step away from the narrative
and think of just the title itself it
sounds less like a mainstream drama and
more like an awkward adult film
– bloody bone of course the 48 million
dollar budget is a telling sign that
it’s not a porn flick but not everyone
is privy to such information when first
learning of the film Oh to be a fly on
the wall when Hollywood agents pitched
The Bone Collector around Tinseltown
cutter hands off you need the handcuffs
I can’t no sew off my hands take off the
cuffs number three Deep Impact biggest
story in history
what an ego as one of the major
box-office sensations of the late 90s
this movie was not especially praised
for its plot but more so for its
scientific authenticity and with a title
like deep impact the producers must have
known that they had to excel in the tech
department if only to minimize the
inevitable jokes so funny nowadays
plenty of folks can look back on deep
impact and appreciate the film for what
it is a mainstream hit of the late 20th
century but one can also reflect on that
moment when they realized that deep
impact was indeed not a porno flick it
was a beautifully scored sci-fi disaster
film with music by the late James Horner
and direction by Meany leader we know
everything nobody knows everything
number 2 Free Willy let’s free Willy
if you take him down the bank and put
him back for what so a few of you may be
curious about the inclusion of this
entry and we understand why as not a lot
of people still openly use the term
Willy see Willy’s a case a very special
case so who is it
but you know what back in 1993 a phrase
like Free Willy meant something in fact
the words still remind many of the
strangely titled family drama about a
relationship between boy and Orca buddy
alright dad if you’re not actually
familiar with the film’s existence one
may easily make a correlation between it
and a specific genre of cinema called
porn however for the mainstream film
itself the title reflects all the
innocence and wonder of the plot yet for
a more intimate type of flick it could
be associated with something entirely
different
why don’t we thank the nice people
through there applause
excuse yourself before we unveil our
number one pick here are some honorable
mentions what’s the first rule of hero’s
duty no cuts no butts no coconuts no
never interfere with the first-person
shooter
our job is to get the gamers to the top
of that building so they can get a medal
and that’s it so stick to the program
soldier right just I’m not sure about
the color you’re solarized you just got
to pick it up there’s an address
it’s a campsite oops hang Brian and it’d
be nice to city change what do you think
is more exciting having sex stealing
cars and such loosing cars um who
Oh
so how’d it go while you left the ring
on your own two feet
so it’s victory for me what are you
gonna stop the bull riding Luke yeah for
as long as I can remember guys have been
in here with their hands all over me
with your stupid come ons gimme a hand
with my balls Maggie let me guess you’re
not around girls budge or you probably
wouldn’t play ping-pong
he’s already achieved so much yet he
still goal-oriented and still focused he
has five your plan what is it don’t die
number one inside Llewyn Davis so he’s
never new and it never gets old and it’s
a folk song by now
the Coen brothers have amassed a
worldwide following thanks to their vast
filmography but it was a 2013 film about
a struggling musician that brought
casual moviegoers to the proverbial
crossroads when the phrase inside Llewyn
Davis first came to attention the
touring right turn your itis I’m gonna
vaccination somewhere you are AF of
Emory was this a porno flick or a real
mainstream movie well nobody knew for
sure until the trailer went online a
large portion of North Americans just
might have believed the title to be
straight out of the adult entertainment
industry I should have had you wear
double condoms well we shouldn’t have
done it in the first place but if you
ever do it again which is a favor to
women everywhere you should not but if
you do you should be wearing condom on
condom and then wrap it in electrical
tape hey you never know these days not
until the movies in question present
themselves for what they truly are with
this one ending up an oscar-nominated
black comedy drama I thought I just
needed a night’s sleep but it’s it’s
more than that but thank you Petrak do
you agree with our list maybe by now
it’s shrunk down to 20 inches which
mainstream movie title do you think
sounds like a porno flick blonde
for more thought-provoking top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com Oh master you’re right
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