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Top 10 Jonah Hill Performances


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congratulation okay he can play the
awkward young adult the no-nonsense
teenager or the serious businessman our
goal and our expectation is by mid-july
to be within seven games at first
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
Jonah Hill performances so funny
we’re getting sidetracked sorry for this
list we’re picking those performances by
this Hollywood scholar that struck the
funny bone or the emotional nerve of the
audience in other words we’re taking a
look at those performances that show off
this actor at his finest and/or most
memorable what making your tits smaller
it’s like slapping God across the face
for giving you a gorgeous gift and as is
usual for standout performances there
will be spoilers ahead so spoiler alert
I just have a quick question
um do use that Canadian flag tattoo as
it come target of some sort um how many
points do you get if you hit the leaf
number 10 Jonah knocked up of all the
comedy classics on our list
knocked up may not see Jonah Hill with
the leading role but his chemistry with
comedians like Seth Rogen and Jason
Segel is unforgettable
why did we go to Costco and buy a year’s
supply condoms if you aren’t gonna use
them man I can’t believe you did this
you everything up as one of leading men
Rogan’s doofy roommates Hill is in
charge of the banter portion of the
proceedings using his quick punch line
delivering humor and his trademark Jonah
Hill persona the actor elicits laughs
from the audience
and is able to connect with them through
his simple but lovably hilarious
character look man I didn’t go to Yale
so I could work 12 hours a day that’s
right the Santa Monica City College I
went where I went Jason is he playing
himself probably but we could not ask
for more from him or from this movie and
don’t worry he’s not gonna go in there
you go in there that’s the last place I
want to go number 9 Michael Finkel true
story I’m
um you stole my identity that’s right he
doesn’t always have to play a plenty
character to show off his acting skills
everybody deserves have their story her
embracing his serious side alongside his
frequent comedy co-star James Franco
Hill helps to make true story a dramatic
Hill Franco classic to remember with
Franco stealing Hills identity after
being accused of murdering his own
family don’t make the same mistake I
made
if you’re covering for someone if you’re
lying for them you may think it’s easier
but you will eat way it will destroy
both actors play the themes of curiosity
and psychological analysis that leave
the audience wondering what each
character is thinking you have to accept
looking one way in order to protect
something more important Chris if you’re
hiding something from me I will find out
it also really makes us ponder the
extent to which Franco’s character is
willing to steal and in this case
embrace Hills character’s identity this
is one Jonah Hill drama to keep on
rotation I Scout the phone with
HarperCollins man
they offered me a $250,000 advance Wow
number eight Leo Kunak plenty people all
right if it’s serious I’m sorry I’ll
listen when you’re presented with the
phrase funny people it probably doesn’t
take long for you to think of Jonah
Hill’s name that movies the best cuz
you’re your man then your baby and then
you learn to be a man once you beaten it
takes becoming a baby to learn how to
become a man and once again in his
comedy drama he’s able to cultivate
excellent chemistry with his fellow
stand-up comedians both on screen and
we’re
zooming off if you put cute kitten in
the title of your YouTube video you’re
gonna get a million hits and then I
linked that to my website and you can
see my stand up on my websites genius
with a plot revolving around a comedian
who thinks he’s dying he’ll again as one
of Seth Rogen’s roommates adds a certain
chill factor to the overall depressing
feeling that encompasses the entire film
I want to put my glasses on your asshole
so it looks like you’re blowing me when
I’m in you in the ass jerk and he
delivers without trying to outdo his
fellow castmates including the leads
Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen sounds like
the greatest story ever wake me up at
two o’clock okay number seven Cyrus
Fawcett Cyrus I’m Cyrus Cyrus in this
comedy drama by the Duplass brothers
he’ll showcases some raw emotional
devotion towards his mother when a new
man comes into their lives that’s my
attempt at humor John okay that’s just
nuts that his chemistry with Marisa
Tomei is that of a loving mother son
relationship maybe a bit too loving in
fact on the other side of things his
interactions with john c reilly are
perfectly awkward and conflicted i think
you might be coming on a tad too strong
okay displaying an unsettling quality
that hadn’t before been explored in his
work
he’ll plays the overly attached son so
well that many you’ve been in this
situation could probably relate on a
deep level when I looked at my heart I
decided that it decided that coming back
here was not defeat though fortunately
most won’t act like Cyrus your hair the
lights in your hair in this great way
yeah it’s like a crippled tree reaching
for heaven number six
Erin green get him to the Greek
we’re back to Hills comedy roots for our
next entry however the origins of his
serious acting talent can be seen in
this spinoff of Forgetting Sarah
Marshall
Hill plays a talent scout at a failing
record company who’s tasked with getting
outrageous rock star Aldous snow played
by Russell Brand from London to LA for a
show as you can imagine Hills largely
professional attitude and by-the-book
manner contrasts excellently with brands
comic relief Boulder unit multiple man I
don’t know what was your ex we’re gonna
belong babies with wanna has-been rock
star and one just wanting to keep his
job
the chemistry builds throughout the film
and thanks to Hill’s skill a strong
friendship is built as well and one
piece of advice do not let P Diddy down
number 5 Jonah Hill this is the end –
that’s great it’s the apocalypse and
Jonah Hill is trying to survive with his
good friends by side need we say more
Jonah’s a nicest guy ever man oh my god
that’s the thin veneer of kindness
nobody’s that nice Jonah is that nice oh
yeah did we mention he’s playing himself
dear God I like to pray to you for a
second it’s me and Jonah Hill from
Moneyball taking on the role of a
fictionalized version of Jonah Hill ish
alongside other actors who do the same
he’ll let’s the audience know that he
has a sense of humor about himself James
can you know your voice you’re freaking
out Jay if you only seen this black
comedies trailer or reddit synopsis we
don’t blame you for thinking it’s just
another Hill Franco Rogen stoner buddy
comedy which to be fair it kind of is
but more than that this is the end is an
end of the world disaster flick that
will have us laughing until the world
ends huge earthquake happens who do they
rescue first actors number 4 Peter brand
Moneyball Peter brand really how hard to
see after being typecast in awkward
comedy roles
he’ll broke free from his past and fully
embraced his serious acting abilities in
this biographical sports drama would you
rather get a bullet to the head or
five to the chest and bleed to death are
those my only two options the story of
the Oakland Athletics successful 2002
season Moneyball sees Brad Pitt’s Billy
Beane hire a kid with crazy ideas right
out of school to help him pull his team
out of the gutter Hill plays that kid
Peter Brent and he’s at once savvy and
naive he’s a young man who just wants to
do well at his first job but the
pressure he faces is that of a much more
seasoned employee people who run ball
clubs that they think in terms of buying
players your goal shouldn’t be to buy
players your goal should be to buy wins
bringing a relatable quality to the
character that any young worker can
connect with he’ll earned himself his
first Oscar nod totally agree number
three Morton Schmidt the Jump Street
franchise did you say that you have the
right to be an attorney you do have the
right to be an attorney if you want to
shit can be anything he wants to be a
cop a high schooler or even the real
Slim Shady
not so Slim Shady what’s up holy shit
in this hilarious remake of the late 80s
TV show starring Johnny Depp
he’ll plays Morton Schmidt – Channing
Tatum’s Greg Jenko and the love-hate
relationship between Schmidt and Jenko
as well as the fear hate relationship
between Hill and IceCube are
unforgettable sir I know we come off as
a couple of lady killers but I promise
you we would be super professional on
the job clearly I wasn’t talking to you
big titties plus the way Hills awkward
highschool persona transfers to his
adult life is lovably hilarious there
are some good guys out there and I
wouldn’t let you know one experience
tape your memory and makes us all wish
we could go back to high school to do
things differently Hill and Tatum’s
undercover work proved so successful the
pair returned for a sequel that did even
better at the box office than the first
film
well so lovely talking with you number
two
Seth super bad we could be that mistake
props to any guy in his 20s who’s
playing a teen especially this
successfully yes that’s a definite yes
Seth and Evan are two high school
seniors trying to get drunk and get laid
and since the characters in Superbad are
based on its writers Seth Rogen and Evan
Goldberg Hill was able to drop some
teenage truth bombs on the big screen
forget with me we were sober did you get
me it’s the vulnerability he shows when
he lets his internal awkward kid peek
out of his trying to be tough exterior
that really makes Hills character and
performance worthy of number two on this
list surprisingly super bad isn’t all
drinking scenes and crude jokes as it’s
a story about maintaining longtime
friendships you’re the weird one man
don’t make me feel weird cuz I like porn
you’re the weird one for not liking I’m
normal shit and it wouldn’t be the same
without Jonah Hill Jimmy bigger clothes
would you only shop at babyGap before we
unveil our number one pick here are some
honorable mentions my name is Noah
j-bird
oh you like to fly fly baby fly family
in the clouds no fun alright notice what
I’m talking about so here the legacy
that’s right legacy you need you
probably just please please let’s just
let’s see we can get him up here mister
Elvis no please come on yeah I just made
mine worse anybody bring any extra bags
no nobody brought an extra bag I’m just
asking the Sun was in my eyes
number one Donnie Azoff the wolf of Wall
Street I’m never eating a Benihana again
okay whose birthday it is
when Martin Scorsese cast you to live in
one of his corrupt metropolitan settings
you have to deliver and Jonah Hill did
exactly that as Donnie Azoff in the wolf
of Wall Street
you guys like a twinkle look you should
kiss weeaboo beside legends of today’s
Hollywood like Leonardo DiCaprio and
Matthew McConaughey he’ll portrays a man
who knows how to go with the flow of
business you gotta take this case you
got to drive straight home need you to
open up the briefcase maybe pick up
every single dollar don’t leave one
dollar inside the briefcase some would
call him impulsive some might call him
creepy but whether his character was
tripping out or eating goldfish he was
impressing audiences this is the role
that fully allowed he’ll to break free
of his comedy typecasting and in the
process he nabbed his second Oscar
nomination hey Paulie what’s up now yeah
you know everything’s fun hey listen I
quit do you agree with our list what’s
your favorite Jonah Hill performance I’m
not gonna go past second with this old
guy but if I have to I will
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