Oh his big break was as an erotic Jewish
guy in a film by a neurotic Jewish guy I
forgot my monitor welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be taking
a look at our top 10 favorite Jeff
Goldblum moments what am i doing
creating the aura of Goldblum number 10
Jeff Goldblum is a drunk it’s well
established that Jeff Goldblum is a
unique guy with an even more unique way
of speaking
in fact when slowed down he sounds like
a hammered hobo case in point
because the one of the worst collars and
I believe in a coward well what weird
actor worth his salt hasn’t been made
into a meme that not that not number
nine Jeff Goldblum confirms his own
death
you probably remember where you were the
day you heard that Michael Jackson died
you may not remember that the same day
Farrah Fawcett died it’s even less
likely that you remember that that was
also the day Jeff Goldblum fell off a
cliff in New Zealand to his own death
have you heard the news Jeff Goldblum
has died okay not really he fell off a
cliff in New Zealand I thought well that
is kind of the thing that’s how he’s
gonna go I imagine he’s up he’s a weird
guy it’s gonna be some number eight Jeff
Goldblum must go faster in Jurassic Park
Goldblum play is a highly articulate 4i
genius who warns everyone against
playing God Hey don’t you see the danger
John inherent in what you’re doing here
in Independence Day Jeff Goldblum plays
a highly articulate for I genius who
warns everyone against the dangers of
playing with aliens checkmate
my god in both cases Jeff Goldblum must
go faster shut up go faster must go
faster must go faster
must go faster must go faster go go go
go
turns out Spielberg was pissed that
Goldblum repeated his unique delivery of
the line in another movie but seriously
what would you say if you were being
chased by dinosaurs or aliens number 7
Jeff Goldblum was the leader of the Rat
Pack a whole generation of tree-hugging
hippies would never be the same once
Captain Planet hits Saturday morning
airwaves but Goldblum took his place
against the planeteers as eco villain
verminous scum a humanoid rat out to
destroy the world with pollution
trademark weird delivery of lines that’s
my kinda dirty trick check terrible 90s
cartoon puns he may look out of sight in
my science double check number 6 Jeff
Goldblum has a love-hate relationship
with aliens he spin them he’s fought
them he’s killed them and he’s been
killed by them aliens are Jeff
Goldblum’s muse actually that kind of
explains a lot who really is his color
though number 5 Jeff Goldblum thinks
you’re a nerd for a guy who spent half
his career playing genius nerd types
he’s quick to judge video game fanatics
as you well know
Goldblum provided the awkward hilarious
voice of reason in Jurassic Park and
reprised the role at the end of the lost
world Jurassic Park video game now you
know what you should do turn the thing
off for heaven’s sakes and go outside if
Jeff Goldblum appeared at the end of
every video game imploring gamers to go
outside the world might be a very
different place you know you have a
whole life life out there get the stink
blowing off you just just go go really
turn on number 4 Jeff Goldblum is a
total badass
a man has two things in this world his
word and his balls or is that three
things
don’t let the hipster glasses fool you
Goldblum can kick ass with the best of
them as evidenced by his first ever
movie appearance Goldblum’s Deathwish
character is called freak number one and
what with the raping and the beating and
the murdering we never really wondered
why so you’ll probably want to stay on
his good side especially when Morpheus
is the second most badass guy in the car
you’ll both die and everybody will die
and don’t ever ever challenge him to an
arm wrestling match number 3 Jeff
Goldblum has magical ear powers
he’s got odd mannerisms galore and the
laugh to end all laughs ah among his
many hidden talents are a knack for
music and even the ability to show
late-night talk-show hosts the ropes but
his quirkiest work or his ears they may
be big but you need that space to hide
all the magic number 2 Jeff Goldblum is
a musical genius
so anything this guy can’t do that’s
right aside from being a ladies man a
scientist and a cowboy Jeff Goldblum is
also a musician he’s in a jazz band
sings up a storm and knows just how to
tickle the ivories we could have done
without watching him on Glee but you
can’t win them all I’m gonna fake an
epileptic seizure you’re not an
epileptic that’s what I’m gonna fake it
number one Jeff Goldblum is an
accomplished actor okay
we’ve gone over his quirks his strange
talent and his memes but first and
foremost Jeff Goldblum is a highly
trained actor he honed his skills on the
stage before making it to Hollywood and
soon his oddball mumbleing diatribes
were the stuff of legend
so what’s so great about discovery it’s
a violent penetrative act that scars
wouldn’t explores what you call
discovery I call the rape of the natural
world what’s your favorite Jeff Goldblum
moment huh ah for more entertaining
trivia videos be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com I have this one big pile
of shit
guy in a film by a neurotic Jewish guy I
forgot my monitor welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be taking
a look at our top 10 favorite Jeff
Goldblum moments what am i doing
creating the aura of Goldblum number 10
Jeff Goldblum is a drunk it’s well
established that Jeff Goldblum is a
unique guy with an even more unique way
of speaking
in fact when slowed down he sounds like
a hammered hobo case in point
because the one of the worst collars and
I believe in a coward well what weird
actor worth his salt hasn’t been made
into a meme that not that not number
nine Jeff Goldblum confirms his own
death
you probably remember where you were the
day you heard that Michael Jackson died
you may not remember that the same day
Farrah Fawcett died it’s even less
likely that you remember that that was
also the day Jeff Goldblum fell off a
cliff in New Zealand to his own death
have you heard the news Jeff Goldblum
has died okay not really he fell off a
cliff in New Zealand I thought well that
is kind of the thing that’s how he’s
gonna go I imagine he’s up he’s a weird
guy it’s gonna be some number eight Jeff
Goldblum must go faster in Jurassic Park
Goldblum play is a highly articulate 4i
genius who warns everyone against
playing God Hey don’t you see the danger
John inherent in what you’re doing here
in Independence Day Jeff Goldblum plays
a highly articulate for I genius who
warns everyone against the dangers of
playing with aliens checkmate
my god in both cases Jeff Goldblum must
go faster shut up go faster must go
faster must go faster
must go faster must go faster go go go
go
turns out Spielberg was pissed that
Goldblum repeated his unique delivery of
the line in another movie but seriously
what would you say if you were being
chased by dinosaurs or aliens number 7
Jeff Goldblum was the leader of the Rat
Pack a whole generation of tree-hugging
hippies would never be the same once
Captain Planet hits Saturday morning
airwaves but Goldblum took his place
against the planeteers as eco villain
verminous scum a humanoid rat out to
destroy the world with pollution
trademark weird delivery of lines that’s
my kinda dirty trick check terrible 90s
cartoon puns he may look out of sight in
my science double check number 6 Jeff
Goldblum has a love-hate relationship
with aliens he spin them he’s fought
them he’s killed them and he’s been
killed by them aliens are Jeff
Goldblum’s muse actually that kind of
explains a lot who really is his color
though number 5 Jeff Goldblum thinks
you’re a nerd for a guy who spent half
his career playing genius nerd types
he’s quick to judge video game fanatics
as you well know
Goldblum provided the awkward hilarious
voice of reason in Jurassic Park and
reprised the role at the end of the lost
world Jurassic Park video game now you
know what you should do turn the thing
off for heaven’s sakes and go outside if
Jeff Goldblum appeared at the end of
every video game imploring gamers to go
outside the world might be a very
different place you know you have a
whole life life out there get the stink
blowing off you just just go go really
turn on number 4 Jeff Goldblum is a
total badass
a man has two things in this world his
word and his balls or is that three
things
don’t let the hipster glasses fool you
Goldblum can kick ass with the best of
them as evidenced by his first ever
movie appearance Goldblum’s Deathwish
character is called freak number one and
what with the raping and the beating and
the murdering we never really wondered
why so you’ll probably want to stay on
his good side especially when Morpheus
is the second most badass guy in the car
you’ll both die and everybody will die
and don’t ever ever challenge him to an
arm wrestling match number 3 Jeff
Goldblum has magical ear powers
he’s got odd mannerisms galore and the
laugh to end all laughs ah among his
many hidden talents are a knack for
music and even the ability to show
late-night talk-show hosts the ropes but
his quirkiest work or his ears they may
be big but you need that space to hide
all the magic number 2 Jeff Goldblum is
a musical genius
so anything this guy can’t do that’s
right aside from being a ladies man a
scientist and a cowboy Jeff Goldblum is
also a musician he’s in a jazz band
sings up a storm and knows just how to
tickle the ivories we could have done
without watching him on Glee but you
can’t win them all I’m gonna fake an
epileptic seizure you’re not an
epileptic that’s what I’m gonna fake it
number one Jeff Goldblum is an
accomplished actor okay
we’ve gone over his quirks his strange
talent and his memes but first and
foremost Jeff Goldblum is a highly
trained actor he honed his skills on the
stage before making it to Hollywood and
soon his oddball mumbleing diatribes
were the stuff of legend
so what’s so great about discovery it’s
a violent penetrative act that scars
wouldn’t explores what you call
discovery I call the rape of the natural
world what’s your favorite Jeff Goldblum
moment huh ah for more entertaining
trivia videos be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com I have this one big pile
of shit
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