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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down the top 10 John Close
Van Damme moments there’s no rules
number 10 the snake hard target kicking
off our list is the unforgettable scene
in which Van Damme totally kills the
mood with his lady friend this would
ordinarily be just another kiss
haphazardly interrupted by a rattlesnake
if only Van Damme decided not to
provocatively slap the reptile punch it
watch it go limp
then take a bite what are you doing
extra points for the hare number 9
closest to cold
Coors Light ads my nipples were so cold
this started talking to me in this
recent television ad series an aged Van
Damme shows us where he’s been for the
last two decades standing alone in the
Rockies he explains that he’s trying to
recreate the freshness of an ice-cold
beer by partaking in a variety of
activities ranging from wearing frozen
pants to getting frostbitten hair and
making snow angels while singing classic
80s tunes take my breath away
Oh
number eight the perverted gym teacher
double impact peers in this film landon
plays a karate instructor that likes to
work his magic with the ladies all while
wearing skintight spandex
everything he says and does is a
shameless and cringe-worthy attempt to
get their numbers including this I
thought this was supposed to be an
action movie number seven the splits
black eagle in this flick Van Damme
finds himself on a ship full of men
obviously the best way to provide
entertainment is to show off his knife
throwing skills while doing the splits
in tight shorts are you not convinced
that the splits make everything cooler
just watch him use it to dodge a Taser
and Timecop curious how we got so
flexible well check this out
number six motorcycle surfing
hard-target the worst mistake you can
ever make is to play chicken with Van
Damme especially if you’re driving a
pickup truck and firing a machine gun
because you’re going to miss and he’s
going to use his bike surfing skills to
blow you up
this wasn’t the only way to defeat the
bad guys but it’s definitely the coolest
fully managed to add the splits in there
somewhere
number five kick the tree kick the tree
from kick boxer on a journey to become
the greatest fighter Van Damme is
instructed by his master to kick through
a tree with his shins when he succumbs
to the pain he’s asked to make like a
tree and get the hell out of course Van
Damme decides to make his master proud
by going ballistic it would have been
easier to use an axe guys you see what
you did now you got to take a trip to
the hospital
number four television turn on the Mingo
they got Van Damme likes to dance with
beautiful women on foreign television
shows one such time he got a little too
excited and was caught onstage with a
smoking gun
just watch as the announcer tries to get
on one knee to witness it up close you
can’t really blame JCVD they’re throwing
underwear at him for God’s sakes
number three ball breaker from Lionheart
joining the underground fighting circuit
Van Dam’s first leather bested opponent
taunts him with zingers he must have
picked up in a prison shower kind of
pretty I don’t know if I wanna fight you
so Van Damme responds by grabbing his
leg and giving him an impromptu sex
change ironically his opponents name was
sunny you get it he hid somewhere the
Sun don’t shine yeah you get it number
two on the dance floor kickboxer
Van Dam’s very own mr. Miyagi wants to
watch him dance in order to observe his
sense of balance it would probably help
if he knew how to dance especially
without resorting to the splits not the
beasts girl super mind anyway his
dancing is so bad that it starts a bar
fight
number one the scream from bloodsport
taking the top spot on our list is the
slow-motion scream that should have won
Van Damme the Oscar blinded by his
cheating opponent Van Damme lets out a
defeated yell in which the horror in his
eyes and voice give way to a moment of
pure clarity
don’t worry that freaky peck popping
opponents still didn’t have a chance
agree with our list what’s your favorite
Van Damme moment for more entertaining
top 10s be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com hunting season is over
watch the muscles from Brussels do his
thing
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down the top 10 John Close
Van Damme moments there’s no rules
number 10 the snake hard target kicking
off our list is the unforgettable scene
in which Van Damme totally kills the
mood with his lady friend this would
ordinarily be just another kiss
haphazardly interrupted by a rattlesnake
if only Van Damme decided not to
provocatively slap the reptile punch it
watch it go limp
then take a bite what are you doing
extra points for the hare number 9
closest to cold
Coors Light ads my nipples were so cold
this started talking to me in this
recent television ad series an aged Van
Damme shows us where he’s been for the
last two decades standing alone in the
Rockies he explains that he’s trying to
recreate the freshness of an ice-cold
beer by partaking in a variety of
activities ranging from wearing frozen
pants to getting frostbitten hair and
making snow angels while singing classic
80s tunes take my breath away
Oh
number eight the perverted gym teacher
double impact peers in this film landon
plays a karate instructor that likes to
work his magic with the ladies all while
wearing skintight spandex
everything he says and does is a
shameless and cringe-worthy attempt to
get their numbers including this I
thought this was supposed to be an
action movie number seven the splits
black eagle in this flick Van Damme
finds himself on a ship full of men
obviously the best way to provide
entertainment is to show off his knife
throwing skills while doing the splits
in tight shorts are you not convinced
that the splits make everything cooler
just watch him use it to dodge a Taser
and Timecop curious how we got so
flexible well check this out
number six motorcycle surfing
hard-target the worst mistake you can
ever make is to play chicken with Van
Damme especially if you’re driving a
pickup truck and firing a machine gun
because you’re going to miss and he’s
going to use his bike surfing skills to
blow you up
this wasn’t the only way to defeat the
bad guys but it’s definitely the coolest
fully managed to add the splits in there
somewhere
number five kick the tree kick the tree
from kick boxer on a journey to become
the greatest fighter Van Damme is
instructed by his master to kick through
a tree with his shins when he succumbs
to the pain he’s asked to make like a
tree and get the hell out of course Van
Damme decides to make his master proud
by going ballistic it would have been
easier to use an axe guys you see what
you did now you got to take a trip to
the hospital
number four television turn on the Mingo
they got Van Damme likes to dance with
beautiful women on foreign television
shows one such time he got a little too
excited and was caught onstage with a
smoking gun
just watch as the announcer tries to get
on one knee to witness it up close you
can’t really blame JCVD they’re throwing
underwear at him for God’s sakes
number three ball breaker from Lionheart
joining the underground fighting circuit
Van Dam’s first leather bested opponent
taunts him with zingers he must have
picked up in a prison shower kind of
pretty I don’t know if I wanna fight you
so Van Damme responds by grabbing his
leg and giving him an impromptu sex
change ironically his opponents name was
sunny you get it he hid somewhere the
Sun don’t shine yeah you get it number
two on the dance floor kickboxer
Van Dam’s very own mr. Miyagi wants to
watch him dance in order to observe his
sense of balance it would probably help
if he knew how to dance especially
without resorting to the splits not the
beasts girl super mind anyway his
dancing is so bad that it starts a bar
fight
number one the scream from bloodsport
taking the top spot on our list is the
slow-motion scream that should have won
Van Damme the Oscar blinded by his
cheating opponent Van Damme lets out a
defeated yell in which the horror in his
eyes and voice give way to a moment of
pure clarity
don’t worry that freaky peck popping
opponents still didn’t have a chance
agree with our list what’s your favorite
Van Damme moment for more entertaining
top 10s be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com hunting season is over
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