what’s a children’s movie nowadays
without a few jokes for the parents
forget your jammies mrs. Packard I sleep
in the nude you’re gonna want to pay
these she sleepwalks
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
in un doze in kids movies for this list
we’re looking at moments for movies
generally seen as being made for
children or being family-friendly that
could raise a few eyebrows upon second
inspection Oh sugar-hog doors turn we’re
considering potentially inappropriate
moments and comments of any nature
whether that’s sexually suggestive legs
you’re with ducky or about something
else that kids wouldn’t or shouldn’t
generally know about love your lake
warmers nice Ascot come on can recess
don’t last forever we’re excluding films
that seem to be equally targeted to both
kids and adults alike such as Who Framed
Roger Rabbit set a rabbit in your
company just happy to see me
number 10 Bo Peep and Woody’s escapades
Toy Story Wow
oh hi blow this Pixar classic reinforced
what most kids might have already
suspected that our toys were alive going
for fearsome here but I just don’t feel
it what we didn’t realize was what they
were really trying to do with their free
time in Toy Story Bo Peep and woody a
porcelain figurine and a cowboy doll are
in a relationship I wanted to thank you
woody
saving my flock oh hey it was nothing
after woody saves her flock of sheep
from the pretend harms of mr. Potato
Head
peep uses her cane to draw what he
closed and whisper something in his ear
what do you say I get someone else to
watch the sheep tonight hell yeah
who knows what goes down when two toys
are unchaperoned and unwatched
but the grown moviegoers have some idea
and it’s not all kid stuff amantha I’m
just a couple of blocks away number nine
ladybug come on a bug’s life
it’s a buggy bug world out there
princess who knew bugs were so sexually
aggressive another Pixar gem this
computer animated film centers on an ant
colony that is essentially bullied into
providing food for grasshoppers every
year what’s the matter you scared of
grasshoppers they recruit a team of
warrior bugs to protect them after their
latest food offering winds up destroyed
but these warrior bugs are actually a
traveling circus act stand back you
flies we are the greatest warriors and
all condom this includes Francis the
gruff but visually appealing male
ladybug that everyone thinks is a female
and as such is constantly being hit on
usually in some really crude ways yeah
so being a ladybug automatically makes
me a girl is that it flyboy most notable
is this request to pollinate
which you know is a wink and a nudge for
something a little more adult hey cutie
wanna pollinate with a real bug number
eight
oral sex insinuation The Brave Little
Toaster
good morning everyone good morning dose
two as far as kids films go this one was
surprisingly dark at times I hate being
left in the dark you know especially
considering the franchise is populated
by household appliances and semi
orgasmic computers my memory banks are
being stroked and by an expert I feel
something something happening inside of
me and I can’t keep it to myself any
longer
the story follows a group of appliances
led by a toaster who heads out into the
world in search of their beloved owner
you ready to go blanket yeah I’m ready
but before they leave they trade some
rather icy words with an
air-conditioning unit doing a Jack
Nicholson impersonation somebody untie
the knot in this guy’s cord while the
unit attempts to shame and humiliate the
crew for its mission it throws a
particularly inappropriate barb at the
vacuum why don’t you just shut off
because we all know what vacuums do
really well yeah I’m real scared there
Kirby what are you gonna do suck me to
death hey number seven genie and the
earthquake Aladdin and the King of
Thieves hey want to see some resumes on
these guys when you’ve been cooped up in
a bottle for a few thousand years
chances are your mind can get stuck on
some dirty things what what are you
trying to say unlike the first Aladdin
sequel this second follow-up to the 1992
smash hit did feature the genius comedic
stylings of Robin Williams and it also
gave us quite a few interesting lines
and your name is I’m Thor you’re Thor
well it hurt during one scene in
particular bandits show up at jasmine
and Aladdin sweating and the vibrations
from the rampaging elephants cause Genie
to make a not-so-subtle reference to
wedding night consummation I thought the
earth wasn’t supposed to move until the
honeymoon because what kid doesn’t know
what goes down in the honeymoon suite
rink
okay number six Anna and foot sized
frozen I can’t wait to meet everyone
the sisterly bond may have provided the
happily ever after in this Disney hit
but that doesn’t mean there weren’t any
man related adventures along the way
well he was sprightly axe especially for
a man in heel princess Elsa has magical
ice powers and has unleashed an eternal
winter on the kingdom of arendelle
completely frozen her sister Anna sets
out after her to help make things right
but not before making the acquaintance
of a young gentleman it’s Kristoff on
their journey to locate Elsa Anna
informs Kristoff that their argument was
prompted by her impromptu engagement to
a man she’d met the same day didn’t your
parents ever warn you about strangers
Kristoff chastises onna stating that she
doesn’t know anything about him
including his shoe size what’s his
favorite food sandwiches best friend’s
name probably John I color dreamy it
size what size doesn’t matter which
doesn’t matter until mid does look it
doesn’t matter it’s true love number
five cat and the ho The Cat in the Hat
why I’m the Cat in the Hat Mike Myers
gives an almost unrecognizable
performance as the famed dr. Seuss
character there’s no doubt about that
I’m a super fun difference feline who’s
here to make sure that you are me live
in the fantasy comedy he plays the
feline with the red and white hat and a
penchant for mischief who appears to
show to little kids how to have a good
time
okay we had some good times high jinks
ensue like thing 1 and thing 2 and a
good chunk of the film is just family
fun it’s fun to have fun but you got to
know
but it wouldn’t be a children’s movie
without a wink at the adults and here
we’re treated to a moment between the
cat and a garden tool huh one that is
both tender and a little awkward dirty
hoe number four misses potato heads
mouth Toy Story 3 the potato heads
mr. and mrs. you’ve got to keep them
together cuz they’re madly love Disney
and Pixar writers are good at including
a number of adult references so the
bigger kids can relate what happens when
the kids grow up some are innocent and
others well they’re a little tongue in
cheek so to speak this third installment
in the Toy Story trilogy follows woody
and his toy friends after they end up at
a daycare center welcome to Sunnyside
folks the leader of the center’s toys
Lotso has proven himself to be on the
evil side and is about to imprison the
new toys when mrs. Potato Head starts
giving him an earful sweet potato who do
you think you’re talking to
I have oversight he responds by yanking
off her detachable lips prompting her
husband to declare ownership of her
mouth no it takes my wife’s mouth except
me give it back you furry air freshener
number three Snow White’s body count
Shrek magic Mara this dreamworks hit
starring Mike Myers as the title
character tells the story of an ogre who
saves a princess and then falls in love
with her the ogre has fallen in love
with the princess that course of events
actually ends up porting the plans of
the diminutive Lord Farquaad who has his
own designs on the princess you’re not a
king yet but but you can become one all
you have to do is marry a princess in
fact he was actually looking for any
princess really since his plan involves
utilizing her nobility to become a king
just sit back and relax my lord because
it’s time for you to meet today’s
eligible bachelorettes and prior to
settling on Princess Fiona he consulted
the magic mirror about Snow White with
her living situation and perhaps her
sexual proclivities come
curiously into question although she
lives with seven other men she’s not
easy
number two tirade of euphemisms mrs.
Doubtfire don’t fire dear mrs. Doubtfire
in this family-friendly comedy Robin
Williams placed Daniel Hillard an
out-of-work voice actor who goes into
full costume as a nanny to be closer to
his kids I’m not who you think I am
how no watch your mouth young man
the movie is a vehicle for Williams
comedic genius with plenty of slapstick
but also tons of snappy dialogue that
might have flown past the radar of
younger viewers it gives a gift like
that he wants more than a piece of her
hearty hmm bit of a going down payment
huh excuse me in one particular scene
Daniel / mrs. Doubtfire confronts his
wife’s new beau and launches into a
spiel of sex synonyms sink the soap hide
the weasel park the porpoise bit of the
old Humpty Dumpty little Jack horny the
horizontal mambo hmm
just a fire a bone dance a Rumple Force
Club
baloney pop the old cunning linguistics
that and the part about her auto-erotic
bedroom activities are decidedly not
g-rated
I hope you have a little competition by
banging on she’s got a power tool in the
bedroom dear it’s her personal jet
camera she could break a sidewalk with
that she uses it in the lights Tim it’s
like a prison movie if she hasn’t
shipped a teeth before we unveil our top
pick here are a few honorable mentions
boom a couple of things I know they’re
bound to notice well if those are the
teeth and that’s the top
then that must be the uvula so it’s a
girl house what no it stimulates the gag
reflex everyone has a uvula oh I’m okay
I’m okay I’m okay it’s okay I’m used to
it I lived with a 68 who knows where
this Farquaad guy is why do I know where
he is number one spit or swallow
ratatouille
that’s a tui it’s like a stew right why
do they call it that this rodent based
Pixar film tells the tale of a rat who
loves cooking you are better than that
you are a cook he loves it so much that
he teams up with a human and uses the
bigger mammals body to create
mind-blowing one-of-a-kind recipes he’s
the cook the real cook he’s been hiding
under my tote he’s been controlling my
actions
the partnership works out so well that
their food attracts the attention of a
notorious food critic with exceedingly
high standards your Anton eco your slow
for someone in the fast lane Anton ego
standards are so high in fact that he
doesn’t even like to keep the food in
his mouth if he’s not satisfied and
you’re thin for someone who likes food
all of this sounds innocent enough
maybe I don’t like food I love it
but we know what you’re thinking and we
know what the writers were thinking too
if I don’t love it I don’t swallow do
you agree with our list what do you
think is the best kids movie innuendo
whose velocity are two three seven oh
that’s just a dinosaur toy down street
that’s nothing let me just take care of
that just a dinosaur for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com oh
love that new bull smell
you
without a few jokes for the parents
forget your jammies mrs. Packard I sleep
in the nude you’re gonna want to pay
these she sleepwalks
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
in un doze in kids movies for this list
we’re looking at moments for movies
generally seen as being made for
children or being family-friendly that
could raise a few eyebrows upon second
inspection Oh sugar-hog doors turn we’re
considering potentially inappropriate
moments and comments of any nature
whether that’s sexually suggestive legs
you’re with ducky or about something
else that kids wouldn’t or shouldn’t
generally know about love your lake
warmers nice Ascot come on can recess
don’t last forever we’re excluding films
that seem to be equally targeted to both
kids and adults alike such as Who Framed
Roger Rabbit set a rabbit in your
company just happy to see me
number 10 Bo Peep and Woody’s escapades
Toy Story Wow
oh hi blow this Pixar classic reinforced
what most kids might have already
suspected that our toys were alive going
for fearsome here but I just don’t feel
it what we didn’t realize was what they
were really trying to do with their free
time in Toy Story Bo Peep and woody a
porcelain figurine and a cowboy doll are
in a relationship I wanted to thank you
woody
saving my flock oh hey it was nothing
after woody saves her flock of sheep
from the pretend harms of mr. Potato
Head
peep uses her cane to draw what he
closed and whisper something in his ear
what do you say I get someone else to
watch the sheep tonight hell yeah
who knows what goes down when two toys
are unchaperoned and unwatched
but the grown moviegoers have some idea
and it’s not all kid stuff amantha I’m
just a couple of blocks away number nine
ladybug come on a bug’s life
it’s a buggy bug world out there
princess who knew bugs were so sexually
aggressive another Pixar gem this
computer animated film centers on an ant
colony that is essentially bullied into
providing food for grasshoppers every
year what’s the matter you scared of
grasshoppers they recruit a team of
warrior bugs to protect them after their
latest food offering winds up destroyed
but these warrior bugs are actually a
traveling circus act stand back you
flies we are the greatest warriors and
all condom this includes Francis the
gruff but visually appealing male
ladybug that everyone thinks is a female
and as such is constantly being hit on
usually in some really crude ways yeah
so being a ladybug automatically makes
me a girl is that it flyboy most notable
is this request to pollinate
which you know is a wink and a nudge for
something a little more adult hey cutie
wanna pollinate with a real bug number
eight
oral sex insinuation The Brave Little
Toaster
good morning everyone good morning dose
two as far as kids films go this one was
surprisingly dark at times I hate being
left in the dark you know especially
considering the franchise is populated
by household appliances and semi
orgasmic computers my memory banks are
being stroked and by an expert I feel
something something happening inside of
me and I can’t keep it to myself any
longer
the story follows a group of appliances
led by a toaster who heads out into the
world in search of their beloved owner
you ready to go blanket yeah I’m ready
but before they leave they trade some
rather icy words with an
air-conditioning unit doing a Jack
Nicholson impersonation somebody untie
the knot in this guy’s cord while the
unit attempts to shame and humiliate the
crew for its mission it throws a
particularly inappropriate barb at the
vacuum why don’t you just shut off
because we all know what vacuums do
really well yeah I’m real scared there
Kirby what are you gonna do suck me to
death hey number seven genie and the
earthquake Aladdin and the King of
Thieves hey want to see some resumes on
these guys when you’ve been cooped up in
a bottle for a few thousand years
chances are your mind can get stuck on
some dirty things what what are you
trying to say unlike the first Aladdin
sequel this second follow-up to the 1992
smash hit did feature the genius comedic
stylings of Robin Williams and it also
gave us quite a few interesting lines
and your name is I’m Thor you’re Thor
well it hurt during one scene in
particular bandits show up at jasmine
and Aladdin sweating and the vibrations
from the rampaging elephants cause Genie
to make a not-so-subtle reference to
wedding night consummation I thought the
earth wasn’t supposed to move until the
honeymoon because what kid doesn’t know
what goes down in the honeymoon suite
rink
okay number six Anna and foot sized
frozen I can’t wait to meet everyone
the sisterly bond may have provided the
happily ever after in this Disney hit
but that doesn’t mean there weren’t any
man related adventures along the way
well he was sprightly axe especially for
a man in heel princess Elsa has magical
ice powers and has unleashed an eternal
winter on the kingdom of arendelle
completely frozen her sister Anna sets
out after her to help make things right
but not before making the acquaintance
of a young gentleman it’s Kristoff on
their journey to locate Elsa Anna
informs Kristoff that their argument was
prompted by her impromptu engagement to
a man she’d met the same day didn’t your
parents ever warn you about strangers
Kristoff chastises onna stating that she
doesn’t know anything about him
including his shoe size what’s his
favorite food sandwiches best friend’s
name probably John I color dreamy it
size what size doesn’t matter which
doesn’t matter until mid does look it
doesn’t matter it’s true love number
five cat and the ho The Cat in the Hat
why I’m the Cat in the Hat Mike Myers
gives an almost unrecognizable
performance as the famed dr. Seuss
character there’s no doubt about that
I’m a super fun difference feline who’s
here to make sure that you are me live
in the fantasy comedy he plays the
feline with the red and white hat and a
penchant for mischief who appears to
show to little kids how to have a good
time
okay we had some good times high jinks
ensue like thing 1 and thing 2 and a
good chunk of the film is just family
fun it’s fun to have fun but you got to
know
but it wouldn’t be a children’s movie
without a wink at the adults and here
we’re treated to a moment between the
cat and a garden tool huh one that is
both tender and a little awkward dirty
hoe number four misses potato heads
mouth Toy Story 3 the potato heads
mr. and mrs. you’ve got to keep them
together cuz they’re madly love Disney
and Pixar writers are good at including
a number of adult references so the
bigger kids can relate what happens when
the kids grow up some are innocent and
others well they’re a little tongue in
cheek so to speak this third installment
in the Toy Story trilogy follows woody
and his toy friends after they end up at
a daycare center welcome to Sunnyside
folks the leader of the center’s toys
Lotso has proven himself to be on the
evil side and is about to imprison the
new toys when mrs. Potato Head starts
giving him an earful sweet potato who do
you think you’re talking to
I have oversight he responds by yanking
off her detachable lips prompting her
husband to declare ownership of her
mouth no it takes my wife’s mouth except
me give it back you furry air freshener
number three Snow White’s body count
Shrek magic Mara this dreamworks hit
starring Mike Myers as the title
character tells the story of an ogre who
saves a princess and then falls in love
with her the ogre has fallen in love
with the princess that course of events
actually ends up porting the plans of
the diminutive Lord Farquaad who has his
own designs on the princess you’re not a
king yet but but you can become one all
you have to do is marry a princess in
fact he was actually looking for any
princess really since his plan involves
utilizing her nobility to become a king
just sit back and relax my lord because
it’s time for you to meet today’s
eligible bachelorettes and prior to
settling on Princess Fiona he consulted
the magic mirror about Snow White with
her living situation and perhaps her
sexual proclivities come
curiously into question although she
lives with seven other men she’s not
easy
number two tirade of euphemisms mrs.
Doubtfire don’t fire dear mrs. Doubtfire
in this family-friendly comedy Robin
Williams placed Daniel Hillard an
out-of-work voice actor who goes into
full costume as a nanny to be closer to
his kids I’m not who you think I am
how no watch your mouth young man
the movie is a vehicle for Williams
comedic genius with plenty of slapstick
but also tons of snappy dialogue that
might have flown past the radar of
younger viewers it gives a gift like
that he wants more than a piece of her
hearty hmm bit of a going down payment
huh excuse me in one particular scene
Daniel / mrs. Doubtfire confronts his
wife’s new beau and launches into a
spiel of sex synonyms sink the soap hide
the weasel park the porpoise bit of the
old Humpty Dumpty little Jack horny the
horizontal mambo hmm
just a fire a bone dance a Rumple Force
Club
baloney pop the old cunning linguistics
that and the part about her auto-erotic
bedroom activities are decidedly not
g-rated
I hope you have a little competition by
banging on she’s got a power tool in the
bedroom dear it’s her personal jet
camera she could break a sidewalk with
that she uses it in the lights Tim it’s
like a prison movie if she hasn’t
shipped a teeth before we unveil our top
pick here are a few honorable mentions
boom a couple of things I know they’re
bound to notice well if those are the
teeth and that’s the top
then that must be the uvula so it’s a
girl house what no it stimulates the gag
reflex everyone has a uvula oh I’m okay
I’m okay I’m okay it’s okay I’m used to
it I lived with a 68 who knows where
this Farquaad guy is why do I know where
he is number one spit or swallow
ratatouille
that’s a tui it’s like a stew right why
do they call it that this rodent based
Pixar film tells the tale of a rat who
loves cooking you are better than that
you are a cook he loves it so much that
he teams up with a human and uses the
bigger mammals body to create
mind-blowing one-of-a-kind recipes he’s
the cook the real cook he’s been hiding
under my tote he’s been controlling my
actions
the partnership works out so well that
their food attracts the attention of a
notorious food critic with exceedingly
high standards your Anton eco your slow
for someone in the fast lane Anton ego
standards are so high in fact that he
doesn’t even like to keep the food in
his mouth if he’s not satisfied and
you’re thin for someone who likes food
all of this sounds innocent enough
maybe I don’t like food I love it
but we know what you’re thinking and we
know what the writers were thinking too
if I don’t love it I don’t swallow do
you agree with our list what do you
think is the best kids movie innuendo
whose velocity are two three seven oh
that’s just a dinosaur toy down street
that’s nothing let me just take care of
that just a dinosaur for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com oh
love that new bull smell
you
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