do you mojo holic take this list as a
guide of songs stay away from on your
big day welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’ll be counting down our picks
for the top ten inappropriate wedding
songs for this list we’ve looked across
all genres of music to find those songs
that really don’t sit well alongside the
optimistic chime of wedding bells
7-1-8-2 oh – that’s in small cities and
states oh you 9:01 matter of fact 3:05
I’ll jump off the g4 we can meet outside
lie down number ten die die my darling
horror punk classic released seven
months after the misfits themselves
broke up it’s best not to bring this to
the wedding reception unless you’re
looking to quickly break ties with your
loved one
all good wedding songs are fun to sing
along to and our opening record is
arguably bad but unless you want not so
left up lines such as dead end girl for
a dead end guy course back to you then
don’t play this and if you think that
the Metallica cover may be better suited
for your big day think again as this
version is just as aggressive
oh she’s a gold-digger well tom number
nine gold digger Kanye West featuring
Jamie Foxx nice and she a code machine
missing window broke broke you’ve hired
a venue you’ve got some good food you’ve
made sure that everyone has nice clothes
to wear you’ll enjoy the day but come
tomorrow morning you’ll most likely be
broke
take too much to touch up from what I
heard she got a baby my buster my best
friend said she used to with Usher I’ll
tell but none of y’all say I still love
you
the last thing you want to imply at this
point is that your bride or groom is
only with you for the money Jenna get
then issue a Geico for your money if you
ain’t no Punk holla we want freedom we
want freedom Canyon West might not be
saying she’s a gold digger but play this
record and the whole room will catch
your meaning and it’ll be more awkward
than watching your drunk uncle disco
dance nice you go digger shitting us the
window broke bro oh you damn girl gonna
get
oh you’d amberbogie damn
number eight white wedding even if it is
a nice day for a white wedding do not
play this Billy Idol has himself
previously explained that despite the
songs little sister lyrics it’s all
about a woman he still loves marrying
someone else
with
white wedding
whoever’s the focus white weddings
constant negativity is definitely not
invited to any right-minded wedding
night sister shop go use your Superman
who’s your only one there should be no
need to even entertain those questions
because you should at this point be
pretty damn sure of the answer start
again
number seven ball-and-chain Social
Distortion
just picture the scene it’s the happiest
day of your life your face aches from
smiling and your head is full of hope
and then the DJ breaks out ball and
chain
bringing you and everyone else back to
reality with the click of a button
this song is a grizzly glimpse into the
sad potential future of a married couple
and reminder that the honeymoon period
that’s only just beginning
does end but not go
it’s enough to make you cough up your
cake retract your vows and run for the
hills
take away this ball and chain
number six love don’t live here anymore
Madonna originally recorded in the late
70s by Rose Royce that was nothing come
see Madonna’s reworking of this record
really doesn’t have any place at
anybody’s wedding you went away another
song with painfully prophetic potential
the happy couple of pledged until death
do them part but Madonna thinks
otherwise
she knows you so don’t think that this
track would make a good slow dance as
it’s pessimistic layers will be tearing
your marriage apart faster than you got
together a mood killing classic it’d
take a lot of champagne to get your
guests smiling again after this song
Oh
number five bed of roses Bon Jovi Bon
Jovi normally creates love ballad
brilliance but sometimes there’s songs
if you’re more toward heartbreak than
happiness
bed of roses is one such record beating
even you give love a bad name to become
the band’s most inappropriate wedding
tune
sure there’s an I love you forever vibe
to these lyrics but there’s also an I’m
washed up hungover and on the verge of
tears vibe as well
Squigs
if you want to make it to any form of
bed with your loved one on wedding night
then bed of roses is a no play zone
number four area codes Ludacris ah oh I
got home in different area code go even
if your one and only is actually just
one of many fast not to make that point
to proudly when you’re about to tie the
knot I’m where I get act like y’all know
is the abominable ho man glow try
international postman marriage means
that your days as an international
player of the field are finished but if
you unleash this roll call of conquests
at the after-party you can find yourself
dumped back in that field very quickly
by Bobo nine seven two seven one three
what you gonna do Ludacris likes the
ladies both local and long-distance but
there’s only one phone number that
floats your boat from now on go write it
down and remember it now one six four
one five seven o fo shout-out to the 206
everybody in the 808
ha number three I write sins not
tragedies panic at the disco and I get a
body here though I can’t help but to
hear in exchanging words next up a
record with lyrics set within a wedding
however this is not the wedding of
anybody’s dreams more the wedding of
most people’s nightmares by the end of
the first verse the entire room is
likely to have deflated considerably and
the already blushing bride is likely to
have turned a more severe shade of red
yes it would be a shame if the poor
grooms bride was a whore but hopefully
she isn’t unless you’re looking for
panic at your disco this song is
inappropriate and then some
number two divorce Tammy Wynette a
runner-up is so not right for wedding
night
it literally spells as potential
awkwardness out to us
Tammy Wynette topped country music
charts in 1968 with this slice of
perfect pessimism but there’d be crazy
looks across a table should this
sing-along start up at any moment
you’ve barely put pen to paper on the
marriage certificate and the I Do’s are
very very fresh why light a song ruin
that before we unveil our top pick here
are a few honorable mentions
where are you in
hey y’all crazy bitch fuck your pic so
good I’m on top of it when i dream i’m
doing you all night stretches all
filming
but a second abortion
number one every breath you take the
police it’s the big day and you want
your loved one to feel wanted we get
that but there’s a point in which
heartfelt commitment mutates into
psychotic obsession sting and the police
keep today’s top spot with a record a
little less cute and a lot more creepy
every breath you take is so often
misinterpreted that it often makes
wedding playlists but please for the
sake of your marriage with every breath
you take don’t play it at your party
do you agree with our list which song
did we skip
for more inappropriate toptenz published
daily be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
guide of songs stay away from on your
big day welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’ll be counting down our picks
for the top ten inappropriate wedding
songs for this list we’ve looked across
all genres of music to find those songs
that really don’t sit well alongside the
optimistic chime of wedding bells
7-1-8-2 oh – that’s in small cities and
states oh you 9:01 matter of fact 3:05
I’ll jump off the g4 we can meet outside
lie down number ten die die my darling
horror punk classic released seven
months after the misfits themselves
broke up it’s best not to bring this to
the wedding reception unless you’re
looking to quickly break ties with your
loved one
all good wedding songs are fun to sing
along to and our opening record is
arguably bad but unless you want not so
left up lines such as dead end girl for
a dead end guy course back to you then
don’t play this and if you think that
the Metallica cover may be better suited
for your big day think again as this
version is just as aggressive
oh she’s a gold-digger well tom number
nine gold digger Kanye West featuring
Jamie Foxx nice and she a code machine
missing window broke broke you’ve hired
a venue you’ve got some good food you’ve
made sure that everyone has nice clothes
to wear you’ll enjoy the day but come
tomorrow morning you’ll most likely be
broke
take too much to touch up from what I
heard she got a baby my buster my best
friend said she used to with Usher I’ll
tell but none of y’all say I still love
you
the last thing you want to imply at this
point is that your bride or groom is
only with you for the money Jenna get
then issue a Geico for your money if you
ain’t no Punk holla we want freedom we
want freedom Canyon West might not be
saying she’s a gold digger but play this
record and the whole room will catch
your meaning and it’ll be more awkward
than watching your drunk uncle disco
dance nice you go digger shitting us the
window broke bro oh you damn girl gonna
get
oh you’d amberbogie damn
number eight white wedding even if it is
a nice day for a white wedding do not
play this Billy Idol has himself
previously explained that despite the
songs little sister lyrics it’s all
about a woman he still loves marrying
someone else
with
white wedding
whoever’s the focus white weddings
constant negativity is definitely not
invited to any right-minded wedding
night sister shop go use your Superman
who’s your only one there should be no
need to even entertain those questions
because you should at this point be
pretty damn sure of the answer start
again
number seven ball-and-chain Social
Distortion
just picture the scene it’s the happiest
day of your life your face aches from
smiling and your head is full of hope
and then the DJ breaks out ball and
chain
bringing you and everyone else back to
reality with the click of a button
this song is a grizzly glimpse into the
sad potential future of a married couple
and reminder that the honeymoon period
that’s only just beginning
does end but not go
it’s enough to make you cough up your
cake retract your vows and run for the
hills
take away this ball and chain
number six love don’t live here anymore
Madonna originally recorded in the late
70s by Rose Royce that was nothing come
see Madonna’s reworking of this record
really doesn’t have any place at
anybody’s wedding you went away another
song with painfully prophetic potential
the happy couple of pledged until death
do them part but Madonna thinks
otherwise
she knows you so don’t think that this
track would make a good slow dance as
it’s pessimistic layers will be tearing
your marriage apart faster than you got
together a mood killing classic it’d
take a lot of champagne to get your
guests smiling again after this song
Oh
number five bed of roses Bon Jovi Bon
Jovi normally creates love ballad
brilliance but sometimes there’s songs
if you’re more toward heartbreak than
happiness
bed of roses is one such record beating
even you give love a bad name to become
the band’s most inappropriate wedding
tune
sure there’s an I love you forever vibe
to these lyrics but there’s also an I’m
washed up hungover and on the verge of
tears vibe as well
Squigs
if you want to make it to any form of
bed with your loved one on wedding night
then bed of roses is a no play zone
number four area codes Ludacris ah oh I
got home in different area code go even
if your one and only is actually just
one of many fast not to make that point
to proudly when you’re about to tie the
knot I’m where I get act like y’all know
is the abominable ho man glow try
international postman marriage means
that your days as an international
player of the field are finished but if
you unleash this roll call of conquests
at the after-party you can find yourself
dumped back in that field very quickly
by Bobo nine seven two seven one three
what you gonna do Ludacris likes the
ladies both local and long-distance but
there’s only one phone number that
floats your boat from now on go write it
down and remember it now one six four
one five seven o fo shout-out to the 206
everybody in the 808
ha number three I write sins not
tragedies panic at the disco and I get a
body here though I can’t help but to
hear in exchanging words next up a
record with lyrics set within a wedding
however this is not the wedding of
anybody’s dreams more the wedding of
most people’s nightmares by the end of
the first verse the entire room is
likely to have deflated considerably and
the already blushing bride is likely to
have turned a more severe shade of red
yes it would be a shame if the poor
grooms bride was a whore but hopefully
she isn’t unless you’re looking for
panic at your disco this song is
inappropriate and then some
number two divorce Tammy Wynette a
runner-up is so not right for wedding
night
it literally spells as potential
awkwardness out to us
Tammy Wynette topped country music
charts in 1968 with this slice of
perfect pessimism but there’d be crazy
looks across a table should this
sing-along start up at any moment
you’ve barely put pen to paper on the
marriage certificate and the I Do’s are
very very fresh why light a song ruin
that before we unveil our top pick here
are a few honorable mentions
where are you in
hey y’all crazy bitch fuck your pic so
good I’m on top of it when i dream i’m
doing you all night stretches all
filming
but a second abortion
number one every breath you take the
police it’s the big day and you want
your loved one to feel wanted we get
that but there’s a point in which
heartfelt commitment mutates into
psychotic obsession sting and the police
keep today’s top spot with a record a
little less cute and a lot more creepy
every breath you take is so often
misinterpreted that it often makes
wedding playlists but please for the
sake of your marriage with every breath
you take don’t play it at your party
do you agree with our list which song
did we skip
for more inappropriate toptenz published
daily be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
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