back in Manhattan stuff without it back
in the six hours tops
challenge accepted welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten episodes
of How I Met Your Mother we will in fact
see each other again sorry bro for this
list we’re taking a look at the funniest
I have vomit-free since 93 vomit-free
since 93
that’s funny funny most touching your
father he had a heart attack he didn’t
make it and most quotable episodes of
this wonderful sitcom what here yeah got
a little time to kill it’s the t-shirt
isn’t it no number 10 the best burger in
New York I feel so good I’m worried I’m
gonna get this burger pregnant New York
has no shortage of world-class burgers
but Marshall manages to find the creme
de la creme on one of his first trips
through the city unfortunately he
forgets where the joint is located and
now all other burgers taste inferior
guys when you’ve had the best burger in
New York City every other burger tastes
like my grandpa’s feet determined to see
what all the fuss is about
the gang sets out on an epic quest
across the city we’re going downtown
with regis philbin even tagging along in
one of the show’s funniest cameos course
i remember the place it was the best
burger I ever had I still have dreams
about this burger beautiful haunting
dreams the journey is full of false
leads apparent dead ends and the story
of how Marshall got a job with Goliath
National Bank I got a job what we’re
glad a tional Bank but that only makes
it more satisfying when Marshall is
finally reunited with his beloved burger
this is it yes it’s exactly the same
it’s the best burger in New York number
nine the final page Barney’s getting
engaged while season eight of How I Met
Your Mother is mostly dragged out and
uneventful this hour-long episode is
comprised of laughs heart and
revelations the reign of terror is back
the final page sees Ted unveiled the GNB
building 210 although he still can’t
impress his old architecture professor
this is hideous the episodes real
highlight however is Robin realizing her
true feelings for Barney upon learning
he’s proposing to her nemesis Patrice
nobody asked for your help but write
that proposal is merely a ruse so Barney
can declare his love for Robin though
amounting to one of the show’s most
romantic moments and best twist endings
Robin Scherbatsky
will you marry me number eight spoiler
alert
Cathy talks a lot as tight as a group of
friends might be every person has a
quirk that gets on everyone’s nerves and
just like that the illusion was
shattered Wow
she just never shuts up does she
whether it’s chewing loudly oh my god
Lily what are you eating
Robin oh I know right it sounds like
cufflinks going up a vacuum-cleaner
overdosing on catchphrases
ugh see you can’t think of anything cuz
I’m awesome or constantly correcting
others technically water is drink really
professor you drink it is that how water
works because I’m just gonna smear it on
my skin and hope I absorbed it you might
not notice these habits at first once
your eyes are opened however that person
may be spoiled forever oh he doesn’t see
it if we point it out we’re gonna ruin
her for him Ted and his gang shares such
an unbreakable friendship that they
ultimately overlook each other’s
annoying idiosyncrasies in the wake of
Marshall officially becoming a lawyer
the same sadly cannot be said about
Ted’s latest girl Kathy and her deaf
fiance Joe isn’t popovers because I love
popovers they’re like croissants they’re
a little bit less flaky they’re kind of
round Hey – strawberry jam number seven
how your mother met me kids the night
your aunt lily and uncle Marshall got
engaged the night I met aunt Robin was
the night of your mom’s 21st birthday
after eight years of buildup the show
finally introduced us to the mother I
was beginning to think you’d forgotten
about me
audiences instantly fell in love with
Cristin Milioti lovable performance but
this episode fully flushes her character
out I have not been sitting around I
have been hard at work I think I’m about
to enter my robots doing track and field
events period it’s a very exciting time
the story follows the mother over the
course of nine years as she deals with
romance death and life the episode
incorporates numerous How I Met Your
Mother callbacks that range from
hilarious to moving as Ted and the
mother almost crossed paths frequently
this is my thing Joe certainly is your
thing that please come here singing if
you didn’t believe these two were
destined for each other already the
mother’s rendition of La Vie ah hos will
convince you
oh close namitha this magic spoon this
is number six the naked man this is my
move it’s called the naked man How I Met
Your Mother offered us plenty of
insightful romance advice over the years
although it is yet to be confirmed if
the naked man actually works two out of
three times
this doesn’t really work two out of
three times guaranteed if you’re looking
for a doomed first date to turn into a
one-night stand though the odds just
might be in your favor
it’s shock-and-awe just bear in mind
that getting thrown out on the street
nude is a possibility hello hi his uh
his Barney there no thank you
yeah Barney learns that the hard way in
this episodes hysterical conclusion but
he’s still unwilling to compromise his
fashion principles meaning he’d rather
go streaking than wear a cheap suit oh
thank god
haha number five showdown
my father is Bob Barker in addition to
the mothers identity the identity of
Barney’s father proved to be one of the
show’s greatest mysteries for several
seasons while the rest of the gang preps
for Marshall and Lily’s impending
nuptials this episode plays up Barney’s
daddy issues as he appears on The Price
is Right and prepares to meet his
alleged biological father Bob Barker mom
who’s my dad all the other kids at
school know who their dad is whose mom
oh I don’t know that guy this set up of
course makes leeway for inspired humor
Oh can you do them again but it also
digs deeper into Barney as a character
whether Bob Barker is truly his father
or Barney is in severe denial the
episode makes you want to give him a big
hug well it’s just if you’ve lived your
whole life thinking one thing it would
be pretty devastating to find out that
wasn’t true
I just don’t think Bob could have
handled it
number four pilot good and as your best
friend I suggest we play a little game I
like to call have you met Ted no no no
we’re not playing have you met Ted
how I Met Your Mother is all about
strong build-up and unexpected payoff
wow that is one badass blue French horn
yeah so it looks like a smurf penis it’s
pitch perfect pilot takes us by surprise
several times as Ted falls for a
striking woman and there she was it’s
like a great romantic comedy condensed
to 30 minutes think I’m in love with you
what what what then just when the
audience thinks they have the show
figured out the woman in question is
revealed to be aunt Robin because that
kids
is the true story of how I met your aunt
Robin aunt Robin while the road to the
mother would be a long long story this
first episode hooked us in with it’s
enjoyable characters unique premise and
fun twists okay meet me at the bar in 15
minutes and suit up number three the
pineapple incident drink this is a
superb Raving drink drink this brain is
unstoppable
this brain and that’s all I remember
this classic episode was the most
watched one of the series until the
finale and it finds Ted waking up after
a night of drinking with an unknown
woman in his bed his ankle sprained and
most peculiarly of all a pineapple on
his nightstand damn it Trudy what about
the pineapple sorry the mysteries just
keep piling on as Barney is discovered
in the bathtub hello why are you
sleeping in our tongue the porcelain
keeps the suit from wrinkling the
episode has one terrific payoff after
another as Ted attempts to piece
together the previous evening through
the recollections of others Trudy my
name is Trudy in the end everything has
an explanation except for that delicious
pineapples origins if you really want to
know however a deleted scene from season
9 reveals all what’s with the pineapple
oh it’s an old sea captain’s tradition
to put a pineapple on your porch is it a
symbol of hospitality I keep one here
and one outside my townhouse in the city
number two
the playbook the playbook contains every
scam con hustle hoodwink gambit
flim-flam stratagem and bamboozle I’ve
ever used or ever hope to use to pick up
chicks and give them the business Barney
Stinson is one of the most uproarious
sitcom characters ever part of what
makes him so funny is that he’s so
unpredictable and enigmatic much like a
magician really a genie comes out of it
only if you rub it hard enough we rarely
know when he’s being sincere and when
he’s playing somebody I am so sorry
I guess this breakups been tougher on me
than I thought
Barney keeps us on our toes more than
ever in this episode where he introduces
us to the playbook
a book full of plans to get women into
bed to perform the Lorenzo von
Matterhorn here’s what you’ll need basic
knowledge of website design and a very
unique fake name while every play
amounts to splendid comedies not one of
these is a cheap trick except for the
cheap trick the scuba diver just might
be Barney’s best scam yet with an
outcome so brilliant and well
constructed that we won’t spoil it here
and it is Oh before we suit up for our
top pick here are some honorable
mentions a couple nights earlier your
uncle Marshall had offhandedly mentioned
a web site called grade my teacher net
it’s this awesome site where students
can go say what they really think about
their professors hey you’re probably on
there mine says Ted no heart mine says
swarley
I think it’s swirly from Barney it’s not
even a name who would ever be called
swarley
oh please don’t start calling me swirly
I know what you’re thinking was Bonnie
been drinking that girl was smokin hot
yes I couldn’t nail her but no it’s not
a fire because there’s one thing she is
not
to score 10 would be just fine but I’d
rather be dressed to the nines it’s a
truth you can’t review
nothing suits me like a suit all right
get this stuff off of me Ted
I’ll pay you double for your finest suit
here’s another 30 bucks you throw in the
shoes can I see you know we have two
minute I know I’d like a hundred twenty
second 380 West 22nd please and step on
it we’re in a hurry
380 West 2nd ha ha right this way thank
you sir you know I have always wanted to
try this place house salad yeah let me
illustrate a girl is allowed to be crazy
as long as she is equally hot thoughts
if she’s this crazy she has to be this
hot if she’s this crazy she has to be
this hot we want the girl to be above
this line also known as the Vicki
Mendoza diagonal number one slap bet
the ultimate wager slap bet Oh slap that
we should do those when I was a kid the
finest half hour of How I Met Your
Mother introduces several unforgettable
storylines that would turn into running
gags such as the slap bet okay I’m gonna
give you a choice either ten slaps right
now in a row or five slaps that can be
doled out at any point from here to
eternity hmm the defining moment though
has got to be the revelation that Robin
Scherbatsky was once a Canadian teen pop
sensation named Robin sparkles I was a
teenage pop star in Canada
while Robin sparkles would appear again
in several other episodes like PS I love
you know y’all beautiful on your pad
stove ICU Chelsea
nothing can top her initial hit of let’s
go to the mall
this is one of those episodes we can
watch over and over again without ever
tiring a bit that’s one do you agree
with our list you are so beautiful
what’s your favorite episode of How I
Met Your Mother a little warm hope
that’s not a problem oh no don’t do it
don’t forum or legend wait for it dary
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com the point of
the story is that is that you totally
totally totally have the hots for aunt
Robin no I don’t yes you do
you’re grounded
in the six hours tops
challenge accepted welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten episodes
of How I Met Your Mother we will in fact
see each other again sorry bro for this
list we’re taking a look at the funniest
I have vomit-free since 93 vomit-free
since 93
that’s funny funny most touching your
father he had a heart attack he didn’t
make it and most quotable episodes of
this wonderful sitcom what here yeah got
a little time to kill it’s the t-shirt
isn’t it no number 10 the best burger in
New York I feel so good I’m worried I’m
gonna get this burger pregnant New York
has no shortage of world-class burgers
but Marshall manages to find the creme
de la creme on one of his first trips
through the city unfortunately he
forgets where the joint is located and
now all other burgers taste inferior
guys when you’ve had the best burger in
New York City every other burger tastes
like my grandpa’s feet determined to see
what all the fuss is about
the gang sets out on an epic quest
across the city we’re going downtown
with regis philbin even tagging along in
one of the show’s funniest cameos course
i remember the place it was the best
burger I ever had I still have dreams
about this burger beautiful haunting
dreams the journey is full of false
leads apparent dead ends and the story
of how Marshall got a job with Goliath
National Bank I got a job what we’re
glad a tional Bank but that only makes
it more satisfying when Marshall is
finally reunited with his beloved burger
this is it yes it’s exactly the same
it’s the best burger in New York number
nine the final page Barney’s getting
engaged while season eight of How I Met
Your Mother is mostly dragged out and
uneventful this hour-long episode is
comprised of laughs heart and
revelations the reign of terror is back
the final page sees Ted unveiled the GNB
building 210 although he still can’t
impress his old architecture professor
this is hideous the episodes real
highlight however is Robin realizing her
true feelings for Barney upon learning
he’s proposing to her nemesis Patrice
nobody asked for your help but write
that proposal is merely a ruse so Barney
can declare his love for Robin though
amounting to one of the show’s most
romantic moments and best twist endings
Robin Scherbatsky
will you marry me number eight spoiler
alert
Cathy talks a lot as tight as a group of
friends might be every person has a
quirk that gets on everyone’s nerves and
just like that the illusion was
shattered Wow
she just never shuts up does she
whether it’s chewing loudly oh my god
Lily what are you eating
Robin oh I know right it sounds like
cufflinks going up a vacuum-cleaner
overdosing on catchphrases
ugh see you can’t think of anything cuz
I’m awesome or constantly correcting
others technically water is drink really
professor you drink it is that how water
works because I’m just gonna smear it on
my skin and hope I absorbed it you might
not notice these habits at first once
your eyes are opened however that person
may be spoiled forever oh he doesn’t see
it if we point it out we’re gonna ruin
her for him Ted and his gang shares such
an unbreakable friendship that they
ultimately overlook each other’s
annoying idiosyncrasies in the wake of
Marshall officially becoming a lawyer
the same sadly cannot be said about
Ted’s latest girl Kathy and her deaf
fiance Joe isn’t popovers because I love
popovers they’re like croissants they’re
a little bit less flaky they’re kind of
round Hey – strawberry jam number seven
how your mother met me kids the night
your aunt lily and uncle Marshall got
engaged the night I met aunt Robin was
the night of your mom’s 21st birthday
after eight years of buildup the show
finally introduced us to the mother I
was beginning to think you’d forgotten
about me
audiences instantly fell in love with
Cristin Milioti lovable performance but
this episode fully flushes her character
out I have not been sitting around I
have been hard at work I think I’m about
to enter my robots doing track and field
events period it’s a very exciting time
the story follows the mother over the
course of nine years as she deals with
romance death and life the episode
incorporates numerous How I Met Your
Mother callbacks that range from
hilarious to moving as Ted and the
mother almost crossed paths frequently
this is my thing Joe certainly is your
thing that please come here singing if
you didn’t believe these two were
destined for each other already the
mother’s rendition of La Vie ah hos will
convince you
oh close namitha this magic spoon this
is number six the naked man this is my
move it’s called the naked man How I Met
Your Mother offered us plenty of
insightful romance advice over the years
although it is yet to be confirmed if
the naked man actually works two out of
three times
this doesn’t really work two out of
three times guaranteed if you’re looking
for a doomed first date to turn into a
one-night stand though the odds just
might be in your favor
it’s shock-and-awe just bear in mind
that getting thrown out on the street
nude is a possibility hello hi his uh
his Barney there no thank you
yeah Barney learns that the hard way in
this episodes hysterical conclusion but
he’s still unwilling to compromise his
fashion principles meaning he’d rather
go streaking than wear a cheap suit oh
thank god
haha number five showdown
my father is Bob Barker in addition to
the mothers identity the identity of
Barney’s father proved to be one of the
show’s greatest mysteries for several
seasons while the rest of the gang preps
for Marshall and Lily’s impending
nuptials this episode plays up Barney’s
daddy issues as he appears on The Price
is Right and prepares to meet his
alleged biological father Bob Barker mom
who’s my dad all the other kids at
school know who their dad is whose mom
oh I don’t know that guy this set up of
course makes leeway for inspired humor
Oh can you do them again but it also
digs deeper into Barney as a character
whether Bob Barker is truly his father
or Barney is in severe denial the
episode makes you want to give him a big
hug well it’s just if you’ve lived your
whole life thinking one thing it would
be pretty devastating to find out that
wasn’t true
I just don’t think Bob could have
handled it
number four pilot good and as your best
friend I suggest we play a little game I
like to call have you met Ted no no no
we’re not playing have you met Ted
how I Met Your Mother is all about
strong build-up and unexpected payoff
wow that is one badass blue French horn
yeah so it looks like a smurf penis it’s
pitch perfect pilot takes us by surprise
several times as Ted falls for a
striking woman and there she was it’s
like a great romantic comedy condensed
to 30 minutes think I’m in love with you
what what what then just when the
audience thinks they have the show
figured out the woman in question is
revealed to be aunt Robin because that
kids
is the true story of how I met your aunt
Robin aunt Robin while the road to the
mother would be a long long story this
first episode hooked us in with it’s
enjoyable characters unique premise and
fun twists okay meet me at the bar in 15
minutes and suit up number three the
pineapple incident drink this is a
superb Raving drink drink this brain is
unstoppable
this brain and that’s all I remember
this classic episode was the most
watched one of the series until the
finale and it finds Ted waking up after
a night of drinking with an unknown
woman in his bed his ankle sprained and
most peculiarly of all a pineapple on
his nightstand damn it Trudy what about
the pineapple sorry the mysteries just
keep piling on as Barney is discovered
in the bathtub hello why are you
sleeping in our tongue the porcelain
keeps the suit from wrinkling the
episode has one terrific payoff after
another as Ted attempts to piece
together the previous evening through
the recollections of others Trudy my
name is Trudy in the end everything has
an explanation except for that delicious
pineapples origins if you really want to
know however a deleted scene from season
9 reveals all what’s with the pineapple
oh it’s an old sea captain’s tradition
to put a pineapple on your porch is it a
symbol of hospitality I keep one here
and one outside my townhouse in the city
number two
the playbook the playbook contains every
scam con hustle hoodwink gambit
flim-flam stratagem and bamboozle I’ve
ever used or ever hope to use to pick up
chicks and give them the business Barney
Stinson is one of the most uproarious
sitcom characters ever part of what
makes him so funny is that he’s so
unpredictable and enigmatic much like a
magician really a genie comes out of it
only if you rub it hard enough we rarely
know when he’s being sincere and when
he’s playing somebody I am so sorry
I guess this breakups been tougher on me
than I thought
Barney keeps us on our toes more than
ever in this episode where he introduces
us to the playbook
a book full of plans to get women into
bed to perform the Lorenzo von
Matterhorn here’s what you’ll need basic
knowledge of website design and a very
unique fake name while every play
amounts to splendid comedies not one of
these is a cheap trick except for the
cheap trick the scuba diver just might
be Barney’s best scam yet with an
outcome so brilliant and well
constructed that we won’t spoil it here
and it is Oh before we suit up for our
top pick here are some honorable
mentions a couple nights earlier your
uncle Marshall had offhandedly mentioned
a web site called grade my teacher net
it’s this awesome site where students
can go say what they really think about
their professors hey you’re probably on
there mine says Ted no heart mine says
swarley
I think it’s swirly from Barney it’s not
even a name who would ever be called
swarley
oh please don’t start calling me swirly
I know what you’re thinking was Bonnie
been drinking that girl was smokin hot
yes I couldn’t nail her but no it’s not
a fire because there’s one thing she is
not
to score 10 would be just fine but I’d
rather be dressed to the nines it’s a
truth you can’t review
nothing suits me like a suit all right
get this stuff off of me Ted
I’ll pay you double for your finest suit
here’s another 30 bucks you throw in the
shoes can I see you know we have two
minute I know I’d like a hundred twenty
second 380 West 22nd please and step on
it we’re in a hurry
380 West 2nd ha ha right this way thank
you sir you know I have always wanted to
try this place house salad yeah let me
illustrate a girl is allowed to be crazy
as long as she is equally hot thoughts
if she’s this crazy she has to be this
hot if she’s this crazy she has to be
this hot we want the girl to be above
this line also known as the Vicki
Mendoza diagonal number one slap bet
the ultimate wager slap bet Oh slap that
we should do those when I was a kid the
finest half hour of How I Met Your
Mother introduces several unforgettable
storylines that would turn into running
gags such as the slap bet okay I’m gonna
give you a choice either ten slaps right
now in a row or five slaps that can be
doled out at any point from here to
eternity hmm the defining moment though
has got to be the revelation that Robin
Scherbatsky was once a Canadian teen pop
sensation named Robin sparkles I was a
teenage pop star in Canada
while Robin sparkles would appear again
in several other episodes like PS I love
you know y’all beautiful on your pad
stove ICU Chelsea
nothing can top her initial hit of let’s
go to the mall
this is one of those episodes we can
watch over and over again without ever
tiring a bit that’s one do you agree
with our list you are so beautiful
what’s your favorite episode of How I
Met Your Mother a little warm hope
that’s not a problem oh no don’t do it
don’t forum or legend wait for it dary
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com the point of
the story is that is that you totally
totally totally have the hots for aunt
Robin no I don’t yes you do
you’re grounded
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