[Music]
the festive season has a very funny side
it’s it’s up to one year membership in
the jelly of the Month Club okay Clark
it’s the gift that keeps on givin the
whole year welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 Christmas gag gifts in 2015
for this list we’ve looked at the
funniest cheekiest and Nadia’s gift
ideas out there from adult humor to
toilet humor it’s all covered oh and
everything featured today costs $50 or
less with the beer beer you’ll always be
undercover and over-hydrated
number 10 fundies look what I got for
you I have some black bones for you
especially no underwear underwear is a
staple stocking stuffer but there are
opportunities to spice things up a bit
hey I think you know what you’re gonna
do with that fundies are undies worn by
two people at the same time more than
just a double XL version of an everyday
garment though these things actually do
have four leg holes they could even be
quite comfortable maybe I’m not sure
what happens my dump you could wear it
failing fundies then why not go for
emergency Underpants a small discreet
package they prepare the user for any
unwanted under clothing mishap as yet
there’s no such thing as emergency
fundies which is a slight shame
[Applause]
number nine big mouth Inc ultimate wine
bottle glass hey hey keep your pace
don’t spit that shit out it’s not free
let’s go if you’re the kind of Christmas
party goer that gets frustrated by how
frequently a glass of wine runs dry or
if you have a friend like that then the
big mouth ink bottle glass is perfect an
all-in-one drinking instrument for
around twenty dollars you never have to
refill ever again or at least not until
you finish your first bottle so when the
doctor says one glass a day tis the
season to be jolly after all and the
owner of this is set to be far jollier
than anybody else it’s a wine revolution
let it snow let it snow number eight
prank star brown puto pretty much every
kid has rolled modelling clay into
something that vaguely resembles fecal
matter right well even if you haven’t
then now’s your chance
poo dough is exactly as disgusting as it
sounds the Stowe comes in two colors
brown and lighter brown and also
includes a turd shaped mold that yields
a frightening ly lifelike final product
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god knows how the developers got it to
look this good but stick one of these on
the kitchen floor and you’ll really get
the family pets into trouble every
number seven beer beard
introducing the beer beard finally
there’s a better way to drink in public
if only it were real
this fake gift is brought to you by
prank pack a website that specializes in
outlandish fake gift boxes from the faux
crib dribbler to the beer beard these
boxes are made to shock the gift
recipient while inside you can fill it
with whatever gift you’d actually like
them to receive this particular box
promises the user endless alcoholic
hours in secret as you can fill the
hidden plastic bag with whichever drink
you prefer just imagine how much more
tolerable that office job could be with
one of these thanks to the beer beard I
actually look forward to couples therapy
number six position of the day the
playbook she’s kind of looking right
into your eyes Shang hey big boy hey how
you doing we all like a little bit of
bedtime reading right a great gift for
your other half because that way you get
to have half the fun yourself position
of the day boasts 365 examples of
x-rated miss some of these setups are
doable but others are hilariously
impossible in general it should make for
a seriously fun year but if sex
positions just aren’t your thing I’m
cramping I’m cramping
oh then why not go for 50 ways to eat
cock a chicken based recipe book if you
thought of oral sex just then then shame
on you now you too can hold the power of
cock in your head 50 ways to eat cock
number 5 happy man novelty bottle
stopper mr. burgundy you have a massive
erection really yes I do um until our
next novelty item corking wine was just
an unremarkable everyday action but now
every time you drink there’s the odd
satisfaction of stopper in your bottle
with the oversized appendage
of a little red plastic man yep you
heard right
penis inspired wine preservation is a
real thing it gives your Shiraz just a
touch more pizzazz as well as looking
great on the shelf when not in use yours
for under $5 as well happy man is a
bargain to really get excited over I
have such an erection right now number 4
accoutrement
cat lady action figure hey I am a young
desirable woman calling feline fanatics
everywhere you need this we all know a
crazy cat lady and if you don’t know one
chances are you are one and that’s not a
bad thing in the modern world the cat
lady tag is basically a compliment
especially highlighted here
Aloysius loves tuna does not like to be
picked up and tends to shoot its litter
all over the place when it’s in the
litter box in the old days action figure
status was reserved for superheroes pop
stars and pro wrestlers now the slightly
strange slightly smelly all-day PJ
wearer gets that honor as well and of
course she comes with 6 cats of her own
perfect they call her the cat lady
people say she’s crazy just because she
has a few dozen cats but can anyone who
loves animals that much really be crazy
number 3 Fred and Friends muffin tops
denim style baking cups so you just need
the tops oh yeah it’s the best part it’s
crunchy it’s explosive it’s where the
muffin breaks free of the pan and sort
of doesn’t do anything an idea so simple
its sensational the muffin top baking
cups turn an unwanted label into
something that’s literally edible for
anyone that doesn’t know the
metaphorical muffin top is that extra
inch of body fat that escapes out of
one’s waistband it’s called a muffin top
of it like a muffin clever a problem in
particular when wearing skinny fit jeans
this denim style kitchen accessory sees
that struggle and leaves us laughing at
it real-life muffins bulging out of
imitation
jeans are just so much more fun and the
diets off till January anyway and the
Messing top is all that oh no fat I know
you want a piece of that but I just
wanted eggs number two Westminster but
face towel for the record those are hand
out the big tails are on the top shelf
yeah for some towel etiquette is an
ongoing cause of embarrassment confusion
and questionable hygiene standards our
second placed gift ends all that
uncertainty no longer shall a freshly
showered specimen forget which side of
his or her towel touched which parts of
his or her body no longer shall a
recently bathed someone to have
tentatively at his or her facial cheeks
wondering if he or she has just
addressed his or her other cheeks with
the very same stretch of material what
part of the towel to wipe your face
right
wipe your face and then when you’re done
with that use the other part of the
towel red equals but white equals face
remember that and we can all move on i
buy these nice towels and he whacks off
into them
ten forever and once you get that into
them one they’re never soft ever again
before we unveil our top pick here are
some honorable mentions a nicely sliced
unicorn as its head not sure that’d be
good for anything other than stews and
possibly a soup
number one the big mouth ink toilet mug
cool this coffee smells like shit
toilet humor isn’t to everyone’s taste
but coffee and hot drinks usually are
our winner is a head-turning trade-off
between the two a toilet shaped ceramic
drinking vessel it’s for hot drinks but
it could generate a few cold stares
you can put candles in your toilet
flowers in your toilet and you can even
put candy a cool idea
another big mouth product this countdown
second after the wine bottle glass those
guys really are transforming the way we
drink you might not have imagined taking
your Christmas cocoa with you bendin
hand but at least this latrine is
dishwasher friendly it’s a bit nutty do
you agree with our list this isn’t the
biggest bag over the head punch in the
face I ever got gas which funny gift did
we forget pop the top toss the stuff for
more laugh out loud top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com yeah yeah
you
[Music]
the festive season has a very funny side
it’s it’s up to one year membership in
the jelly of the Month Club okay Clark
it’s the gift that keeps on givin the
whole year welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 Christmas gag gifts in 2015
for this list we’ve looked at the
funniest cheekiest and Nadia’s gift
ideas out there from adult humor to
toilet humor it’s all covered oh and
everything featured today costs $50 or
less with the beer beer you’ll always be
undercover and over-hydrated
number 10 fundies look what I got for
you I have some black bones for you
especially no underwear underwear is a
staple stocking stuffer but there are
opportunities to spice things up a bit
hey I think you know what you’re gonna
do with that fundies are undies worn by
two people at the same time more than
just a double XL version of an everyday
garment though these things actually do
have four leg holes they could even be
quite comfortable maybe I’m not sure
what happens my dump you could wear it
failing fundies then why not go for
emergency Underpants a small discreet
package they prepare the user for any
unwanted under clothing mishap as yet
there’s no such thing as emergency
fundies which is a slight shame
[Applause]
number nine big mouth Inc ultimate wine
bottle glass hey hey keep your pace
don’t spit that shit out it’s not free
let’s go if you’re the kind of Christmas
party goer that gets frustrated by how
frequently a glass of wine runs dry or
if you have a friend like that then the
big mouth ink bottle glass is perfect an
all-in-one drinking instrument for
around twenty dollars you never have to
refill ever again or at least not until
you finish your first bottle so when the
doctor says one glass a day tis the
season to be jolly after all and the
owner of this is set to be far jollier
than anybody else it’s a wine revolution
let it snow let it snow number eight
prank star brown puto pretty much every
kid has rolled modelling clay into
something that vaguely resembles fecal
matter right well even if you haven’t
then now’s your chance
poo dough is exactly as disgusting as it
sounds the Stowe comes in two colors
brown and lighter brown and also
includes a turd shaped mold that yields
a frightening ly lifelike final product
[Music]
god knows how the developers got it to
look this good but stick one of these on
the kitchen floor and you’ll really get
the family pets into trouble every
number seven beer beard
introducing the beer beard finally
there’s a better way to drink in public
if only it were real
this fake gift is brought to you by
prank pack a website that specializes in
outlandish fake gift boxes from the faux
crib dribbler to the beer beard these
boxes are made to shock the gift
recipient while inside you can fill it
with whatever gift you’d actually like
them to receive this particular box
promises the user endless alcoholic
hours in secret as you can fill the
hidden plastic bag with whichever drink
you prefer just imagine how much more
tolerable that office job could be with
one of these thanks to the beer beard I
actually look forward to couples therapy
number six position of the day the
playbook she’s kind of looking right
into your eyes Shang hey big boy hey how
you doing we all like a little bit of
bedtime reading right a great gift for
your other half because that way you get
to have half the fun yourself position
of the day boasts 365 examples of
x-rated miss some of these setups are
doable but others are hilariously
impossible in general it should make for
a seriously fun year but if sex
positions just aren’t your thing I’m
cramping I’m cramping
oh then why not go for 50 ways to eat
cock a chicken based recipe book if you
thought of oral sex just then then shame
on you now you too can hold the power of
cock in your head 50 ways to eat cock
number 5 happy man novelty bottle
stopper mr. burgundy you have a massive
erection really yes I do um until our
next novelty item corking wine was just
an unremarkable everyday action but now
every time you drink there’s the odd
satisfaction of stopper in your bottle
with the oversized appendage
of a little red plastic man yep you
heard right
penis inspired wine preservation is a
real thing it gives your Shiraz just a
touch more pizzazz as well as looking
great on the shelf when not in use yours
for under $5 as well happy man is a
bargain to really get excited over I
have such an erection right now number 4
accoutrement
cat lady action figure hey I am a young
desirable woman calling feline fanatics
everywhere you need this we all know a
crazy cat lady and if you don’t know one
chances are you are one and that’s not a
bad thing in the modern world the cat
lady tag is basically a compliment
especially highlighted here
Aloysius loves tuna does not like to be
picked up and tends to shoot its litter
all over the place when it’s in the
litter box in the old days action figure
status was reserved for superheroes pop
stars and pro wrestlers now the slightly
strange slightly smelly all-day PJ
wearer gets that honor as well and of
course she comes with 6 cats of her own
perfect they call her the cat lady
people say she’s crazy just because she
has a few dozen cats but can anyone who
loves animals that much really be crazy
number 3 Fred and Friends muffin tops
denim style baking cups so you just need
the tops oh yeah it’s the best part it’s
crunchy it’s explosive it’s where the
muffin breaks free of the pan and sort
of doesn’t do anything an idea so simple
its sensational the muffin top baking
cups turn an unwanted label into
something that’s literally edible for
anyone that doesn’t know the
metaphorical muffin top is that extra
inch of body fat that escapes out of
one’s waistband it’s called a muffin top
of it like a muffin clever a problem in
particular when wearing skinny fit jeans
this denim style kitchen accessory sees
that struggle and leaves us laughing at
it real-life muffins bulging out of
imitation
jeans are just so much more fun and the
diets off till January anyway and the
Messing top is all that oh no fat I know
you want a piece of that but I just
wanted eggs number two Westminster but
face towel for the record those are hand
out the big tails are on the top shelf
yeah for some towel etiquette is an
ongoing cause of embarrassment confusion
and questionable hygiene standards our
second placed gift ends all that
uncertainty no longer shall a freshly
showered specimen forget which side of
his or her towel touched which parts of
his or her body no longer shall a
recently bathed someone to have
tentatively at his or her facial cheeks
wondering if he or she has just
addressed his or her other cheeks with
the very same stretch of material what
part of the towel to wipe your face
right
wipe your face and then when you’re done
with that use the other part of the
towel red equals but white equals face
remember that and we can all move on i
buy these nice towels and he whacks off
into them
ten forever and once you get that into
them one they’re never soft ever again
before we unveil our top pick here are
some honorable mentions a nicely sliced
unicorn as its head not sure that’d be
good for anything other than stews and
possibly a soup
number one the big mouth ink toilet mug
cool this coffee smells like shit
toilet humor isn’t to everyone’s taste
but coffee and hot drinks usually are
our winner is a head-turning trade-off
between the two a toilet shaped ceramic
drinking vessel it’s for hot drinks but
it could generate a few cold stares
you can put candles in your toilet
flowers in your toilet and you can even
put candy a cool idea
another big mouth product this countdown
second after the wine bottle glass those
guys really are transforming the way we
drink you might not have imagined taking
your Christmas cocoa with you bendin
hand but at least this latrine is
dishwasher friendly it’s a bit nutty do
you agree with our list this isn’t the
biggest bag over the head punch in the
face I ever got gas which funny gift did
we forget pop the top toss the stuff for
more laugh out loud top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com yeah yeah
you
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