movie fights are supposed to be epic
these are just epic fails welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten
hilariously awful movie fights for this
list we’re looking at fight scenes and
films that are hilarious for all the
wrong reasons what do you think of that
I said bozo since we’re gonna be talking
about major plot points consider this
your spoiler alert
number ten those damn neon ninjas ninja
Silent Assassin what’s wrong shit
Tigers been arrested in the build-up to
this battle there’s a lot of loud
speaking verging on yelling teeth
gnashing and the phrase to the death
being thrown around don’t waste any more
time to the death
although the acting is subpar to say the
least it’s not the worst build-up to a
fight
hello temple are you ready to meet with
me first of all you’re gonna have to
tell me who you are
Knight of Justice any potential for
seriousness instantly goes the way of
the dodo though when their ninja garb is
revealed
looking like a highlighter factory
vomited all over their outfits there is
no way to avoid laughing at the clothes
music and noises of each move
number nine miraculous recoveries Riccio
the story of Ricci 8-under giggle yay
was a I’m sick way glue we have to
assume that when this film was shot it
wasn’t meant to be taken seriously as
scenes like the warden in the meat
grinder indicate
the martial arts flick doesn’t feel like
a comedy either though you know you’re
in for something special when the first
interaction in a fight causes one
combatant to lose an eye
and the other to pull out his cut vein
and tie it back together
that’s followed up by the one-eyed man
cutting his torso open and attempting to
strangle the other with his guts do we
need to explain the scenes inclusion
anymore good like will I see not you oh
yeah number eight spooning and I gouging
samurai come come on try me this battle
immediately grabs our attention when two
men with a grudge and swords come at one
another
the fight is over before it even starts
however since their swordsmanship is
clearly sped up to make them look more
proficient and then things quickly
devolve into spooning and holding hands
with laughable results i gouging and
zero repercussions several undefended
elbows to the stomach and a ritual
suicide serve as the cherry on the top
of this travesty of a fight samurai he
wants to die with honor number seven
fighting in Reverse artists I appear a
be there take a leap under the cool
Dolan they are what about an available e
not in a corner kingler the fighting in
this Indian film is unapologetically
over-the-top
when a man trying his best to look cool
is surrounded on all sides and attacked
we aren’t expecting quick shots of the
character taking the blows while jumping
in response the moment that has us
laughing out loud however is when we
realize that a lot of the action was
clearly shot in Reverse it’s a trick
they use again and again
and it becomes more and more obvious
throughout it also becomes more and more
entertaining mingle on and above the
Kannada long attack number six
slow motion the executioner should go
back Dante goes on hello – mo terrible
70s fashion at its finest is on full
display in this sequence yet the moves
are so slow and stilted that it quickly
takes a backseat that is truly
impressive clearly featuring actors with
zero fight knowledge or the ability to
fake their way through their attempt at
striking are laughable at best one of
them even throws the same move about 15
times in a row while the intended target
simply moves his head back and forth
we’ve seen thumb wars with more
creativity so and you could Twitter than
your friend but if they about number
five gymnastic fighting gymkata Oh
gymnasts are amazing athletes but they
aren’t exactly fighters sure their
skills might easily be applied to the
fighting arts but this film is based on
the idea that they are already warriors
that’s why we’re sure Jim Coty’s main
character was truly relieved to find out
that in the fictional country of Parma
Stan there are structures resembling
pommel horses in alleyways using the
equipment to fight off a horde of
pitchfork brandishing townspeople who
fortunately attack one at a time he
kicks them over and over again before
retreating and surviving no it’s really
number four at least they call him mr.
mr. no legs you fellas take care of
things I’m driving myself it’s not every
day that a film features an extended
fight sequence that includes action from
a wheelchair ridden legless man and by
no means do we want to belittle those
who are missing limbs in fact we’re
quite sure they’re not to be trifled
with
the way this scene shows said men
fighting however is beyond ridiculous
revealing that his wheelchair is
outfitted with ninja stars and scored
with music that sounds like it’s out of
a dream sequence this scene comes off as
strange to say the least there is no
denying the actor has some moves though
hit the car number 3 cheep-cheep the
room Lisa looks hot tonight
the room is undoubtedly among the cream
of the crop of bad moviemaking but this
scene often doesn’t get the discredit it
deserves Joey what’s going on here you
really don’t know do you maybe I know
more than you think I do bar forgotten
among the overacting Matua tusla shot
sex scenes and horrible dubbing yeah can
I have a dozen red roses please oh hi
Johnny I didn’t know what you the shots
of these two pushing each other
grabbing one another and their threats
belong on any list of bad fight
sequences you keep your girl satisfy to
a come to me get out my house our
favorite moment without a doubt comes
once they’ve stopped trying to hurt one
another physically and we get to behold
Johnny’s epically ridiculous cheap
noises just a chicken Jim Jim Jim Jim
Jim Jim
we could watch that on a loop all day
it’s not over everybody betrayed me I
fed up with his world number two
bumbling around Godzilla versus Megalon
get together get together right sale
what the law me go what up the original
Godzilla films featuring men in suits
are beloved by many for how fun and how
much more enjoyable they are then that
one American remake is this Godzilla
where did he come from why is he here
and it’s Laurent despite the fact that
we’re big fans and don’t expect a lot
when it comes to the actual action in
these films this scene was too ludicrous
to not include this fight is highlighted
by the villains randomly dancing for
some reason and mostly looking at each
other a lot
let’s not forget the Godzilla long-range
dropkick before we reveal our top pick
here are some honorable or in this case
dishonorable mentions
number one we’ll keep an eye out for you
stingray undefeatable drop the gun in
this fight
two men rip off their shirts to reveal
their muscular chests which are either
instantly sweaty or just oiled up
from there they engage in a grunting
match that looks like five-year-olds
trying to sound tough it’s difficult to
describe how bizarre this battle is as
words don’t seem strong enough
I said to say the scene ends with a man
dying being lifted by his eye on a hook
and sent off with a witty line ya see ya
when considering which film should take
the top spot on our list the competition
was stiff in the end however
undefeatable was truly undefeatable well
kid we got him
he’s not gonna be hurting anybody
anymore do you agree with our list what
awful movie fight made you laugh the
hardest stay calm
you afraid you talk too much
for more kickass top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com i’m goodie goodie goodie
these are just epic fails welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten
hilariously awful movie fights for this
list we’re looking at fight scenes and
films that are hilarious for all the
wrong reasons what do you think of that
I said bozo since we’re gonna be talking
about major plot points consider this
your spoiler alert
number ten those damn neon ninjas ninja
Silent Assassin what’s wrong shit
Tigers been arrested in the build-up to
this battle there’s a lot of loud
speaking verging on yelling teeth
gnashing and the phrase to the death
being thrown around don’t waste any more
time to the death
although the acting is subpar to say the
least it’s not the worst build-up to a
fight
hello temple are you ready to meet with
me first of all you’re gonna have to
tell me who you are
Knight of Justice any potential for
seriousness instantly goes the way of
the dodo though when their ninja garb is
revealed
looking like a highlighter factory
vomited all over their outfits there is
no way to avoid laughing at the clothes
music and noises of each move
number nine miraculous recoveries Riccio
the story of Ricci 8-under giggle yay
was a I’m sick way glue we have to
assume that when this film was shot it
wasn’t meant to be taken seriously as
scenes like the warden in the meat
grinder indicate
the martial arts flick doesn’t feel like
a comedy either though you know you’re
in for something special when the first
interaction in a fight causes one
combatant to lose an eye
and the other to pull out his cut vein
and tie it back together
that’s followed up by the one-eyed man
cutting his torso open and attempting to
strangle the other with his guts do we
need to explain the scenes inclusion
anymore good like will I see not you oh
yeah number eight spooning and I gouging
samurai come come on try me this battle
immediately grabs our attention when two
men with a grudge and swords come at one
another
the fight is over before it even starts
however since their swordsmanship is
clearly sped up to make them look more
proficient and then things quickly
devolve into spooning and holding hands
with laughable results i gouging and
zero repercussions several undefended
elbows to the stomach and a ritual
suicide serve as the cherry on the top
of this travesty of a fight samurai he
wants to die with honor number seven
fighting in Reverse artists I appear a
be there take a leap under the cool
Dolan they are what about an available e
not in a corner kingler the fighting in
this Indian film is unapologetically
over-the-top
when a man trying his best to look cool
is surrounded on all sides and attacked
we aren’t expecting quick shots of the
character taking the blows while jumping
in response the moment that has us
laughing out loud however is when we
realize that a lot of the action was
clearly shot in Reverse it’s a trick
they use again and again
and it becomes more and more obvious
throughout it also becomes more and more
entertaining mingle on and above the
Kannada long attack number six
slow motion the executioner should go
back Dante goes on hello – mo terrible
70s fashion at its finest is on full
display in this sequence yet the moves
are so slow and stilted that it quickly
takes a backseat that is truly
impressive clearly featuring actors with
zero fight knowledge or the ability to
fake their way through their attempt at
striking are laughable at best one of
them even throws the same move about 15
times in a row while the intended target
simply moves his head back and forth
we’ve seen thumb wars with more
creativity so and you could Twitter than
your friend but if they about number
five gymnastic fighting gymkata Oh
gymnasts are amazing athletes but they
aren’t exactly fighters sure their
skills might easily be applied to the
fighting arts but this film is based on
the idea that they are already warriors
that’s why we’re sure Jim Coty’s main
character was truly relieved to find out
that in the fictional country of Parma
Stan there are structures resembling
pommel horses in alleyways using the
equipment to fight off a horde of
pitchfork brandishing townspeople who
fortunately attack one at a time he
kicks them over and over again before
retreating and surviving no it’s really
number four at least they call him mr.
mr. no legs you fellas take care of
things I’m driving myself it’s not every
day that a film features an extended
fight sequence that includes action from
a wheelchair ridden legless man and by
no means do we want to belittle those
who are missing limbs in fact we’re
quite sure they’re not to be trifled
with
the way this scene shows said men
fighting however is beyond ridiculous
revealing that his wheelchair is
outfitted with ninja stars and scored
with music that sounds like it’s out of
a dream sequence this scene comes off as
strange to say the least there is no
denying the actor has some moves though
hit the car number 3 cheep-cheep the
room Lisa looks hot tonight
the room is undoubtedly among the cream
of the crop of bad moviemaking but this
scene often doesn’t get the discredit it
deserves Joey what’s going on here you
really don’t know do you maybe I know
more than you think I do bar forgotten
among the overacting Matua tusla shot
sex scenes and horrible dubbing yeah can
I have a dozen red roses please oh hi
Johnny I didn’t know what you the shots
of these two pushing each other
grabbing one another and their threats
belong on any list of bad fight
sequences you keep your girl satisfy to
a come to me get out my house our
favorite moment without a doubt comes
once they’ve stopped trying to hurt one
another physically and we get to behold
Johnny’s epically ridiculous cheap
noises just a chicken Jim Jim Jim Jim
Jim Jim
we could watch that on a loop all day
it’s not over everybody betrayed me I
fed up with his world number two
bumbling around Godzilla versus Megalon
get together get together right sale
what the law me go what up the original
Godzilla films featuring men in suits
are beloved by many for how fun and how
much more enjoyable they are then that
one American remake is this Godzilla
where did he come from why is he here
and it’s Laurent despite the fact that
we’re big fans and don’t expect a lot
when it comes to the actual action in
these films this scene was too ludicrous
to not include this fight is highlighted
by the villains randomly dancing for
some reason and mostly looking at each
other a lot
let’s not forget the Godzilla long-range
dropkick before we reveal our top pick
here are some honorable or in this case
dishonorable mentions
number one we’ll keep an eye out for you
stingray undefeatable drop the gun in
this fight
two men rip off their shirts to reveal
their muscular chests which are either
instantly sweaty or just oiled up
from there they engage in a grunting
match that looks like five-year-olds
trying to sound tough it’s difficult to
describe how bizarre this battle is as
words don’t seem strong enough
I said to say the scene ends with a man
dying being lifted by his eye on a hook
and sent off with a witty line ya see ya
when considering which film should take
the top spot on our list the competition
was stiff in the end however
undefeatable was truly undefeatable well
kid we got him
he’s not gonna be hurting anybody
anymore do you agree with our list what
awful movie fight made you laugh the
hardest stay calm
you afraid you talk too much
for more kickass top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com i’m goodie goodie goodie
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