ordinary powers are for chumps so you
can only become invisible when
absolutely nobody is watching you yes
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down the top 10 hilarious
movie superpowers with these powers I
could be a superhero
number 10 animal sexual magnetism
superhero movie kicking off our list is
the shocking power from this superhero
spoof in which a kid impersonating Peter
Parker finds himself scrambling to clean
his shirt while on a field trip at an
animal research lab mistakenly spraying
himself with a special chemical compound
it instantly makes him sexually
irresistible to all the animals on site
we plan on using it to breathe in danger
lucky for him the effects are only
temporary aren’t you gonna do something
soon as I get this up on YouTube
number 9 nerve damage kick ass in this
flick our wannabe hero gets stabbed and
then hit by a car
the result is irreparable nerve damage
and metal plates supporting his bones
this is awesome
I look like Rick and Wolverine this
somehow leaves the kid unable to feel
pain while this is useful for fighting
crime especially since he has no other
skills
it gives him a false sense of
invincibility hysterically it also makes
for a fun party trick for his friends
number 8 touch nieces the meteor man
here an ordinary man gets all the Man of
Steel’s powers from a fallen meteorite
however it also grants him the ability
to absorb a book’s contents by simple
touch with its knowledge taking over his
personality this yields interesting
results thankfully these effects also
wear off quickly
oh yeah you got
number seven conga line the mask it’s
party time
pa rt why because I got up in this flick
Jim Carrey plays the out-of-control
green face trickster while most of the
masks abilities are flat-out weird it’s
only when he finds himself cornered by
the entire police force that he shows
what he can really do sure he could use
his more obvious powers to escape like
turning into a tornado but instead he
creates a salsa fest so compelling that
everyone gets involved against their
will
good thing he’s not the bad guy right
number six flatulence mystery men the
spleen played by pee-wee Herman’s Paul
Reuben uses his natural albeit
incredibly disgusting power to fight
crime this goes well beyond what
ordinary people are capable of due to
being cursed by a gypsy woman with it
the spleen can hit and down targets from
a great distance and better yet he can
also deliver the pain via drive-thru
number five super flexibility fantastic
four rise at the Silver Surfer mr.
fantastic has a superhero name that
doesn’t quite represent what he can do
the man is so unfathomably flexible
petty figures he must use his gift to
protect the planet but when you stop to
think about it there’s no real purpose
other than to help him loosen up on the
dance floor obviously his fiancee
doesn’t approve I guess she’s not as
flexible towards their relationship good
Marquis clover in charge number four the
power of emo spider-man 3 this is what
happens when good franchises go bad
apparently a symbiotic alien suit has
side effects like asymmetrical bangs
eyeliner all round douchebaggery and the
unshakeable urge to swing dance whether
or not there’s actual music playing
there can be no doubt that Peter
Parker’s email powers we’re the
franchise’s undoing number three super
rage Mystery Men people don’t close
their mouths when they chew make series
you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry
mr. furious is a superhero that doesn’t
have any powers per se however when his
temper flares he charges up with rage
and explodes figuratively well I am a
ticking time bomb of fury his most
hilarious non powers are raging up
against the roof of a car and trying to
rage his way up a wall thankfully he has
a stress ball to keep his powers in
check
number 2 multi powered baby The
Incredibles and Jack Jack Attack having
pretty much every power sounds like a
recipe for the best superhero ever
however when these powers manifest in a
baby they’re pretty damn terrifying
nothing is this purely random as seeing
a baby float around the house turn into
a monster or burst into flames but these
powers in the hands of an infant the
only one who doesn’t really need a
diaper is the actual baby number 1 Great
Wall of China rebuild vision Superman
for the quest for peace rounding out our
list is the power that made Superman’s
ability to turn back time by spinning
the planet in Reverse seems somewhat
plausible that’s right we’re talking
about his Great Wall of China rebuilding
be used to clean up nuclear man’s mess
it is a little too convenient and random
hi hasn’t you ever fixed anything with
that before does it only work on ancient
Chinese masonry agree with our list
which superhero movie power cracks you
up the most for more entertaining top
10s be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com that’s good advice
thanks gorgeous
can only become invisible when
absolutely nobody is watching you yes
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down the top 10 hilarious
movie superpowers with these powers I
could be a superhero
number 10 animal sexual magnetism
superhero movie kicking off our list is
the shocking power from this superhero
spoof in which a kid impersonating Peter
Parker finds himself scrambling to clean
his shirt while on a field trip at an
animal research lab mistakenly spraying
himself with a special chemical compound
it instantly makes him sexually
irresistible to all the animals on site
we plan on using it to breathe in danger
lucky for him the effects are only
temporary aren’t you gonna do something
soon as I get this up on YouTube
number 9 nerve damage kick ass in this
flick our wannabe hero gets stabbed and
then hit by a car
the result is irreparable nerve damage
and metal plates supporting his bones
this is awesome
I look like Rick and Wolverine this
somehow leaves the kid unable to feel
pain while this is useful for fighting
crime especially since he has no other
skills
it gives him a false sense of
invincibility hysterically it also makes
for a fun party trick for his friends
number 8 touch nieces the meteor man
here an ordinary man gets all the Man of
Steel’s powers from a fallen meteorite
however it also grants him the ability
to absorb a book’s contents by simple
touch with its knowledge taking over his
personality this yields interesting
results thankfully these effects also
wear off quickly
oh yeah you got
number seven conga line the mask it’s
party time
pa rt why because I got up in this flick
Jim Carrey plays the out-of-control
green face trickster while most of the
masks abilities are flat-out weird it’s
only when he finds himself cornered by
the entire police force that he shows
what he can really do sure he could use
his more obvious powers to escape like
turning into a tornado but instead he
creates a salsa fest so compelling that
everyone gets involved against their
will
good thing he’s not the bad guy right
number six flatulence mystery men the
spleen played by pee-wee Herman’s Paul
Reuben uses his natural albeit
incredibly disgusting power to fight
crime this goes well beyond what
ordinary people are capable of due to
being cursed by a gypsy woman with it
the spleen can hit and down targets from
a great distance and better yet he can
also deliver the pain via drive-thru
number five super flexibility fantastic
four rise at the Silver Surfer mr.
fantastic has a superhero name that
doesn’t quite represent what he can do
the man is so unfathomably flexible
petty figures he must use his gift to
protect the planet but when you stop to
think about it there’s no real purpose
other than to help him loosen up on the
dance floor obviously his fiancee
doesn’t approve I guess she’s not as
flexible towards their relationship good
Marquis clover in charge number four the
power of emo spider-man 3 this is what
happens when good franchises go bad
apparently a symbiotic alien suit has
side effects like asymmetrical bangs
eyeliner all round douchebaggery and the
unshakeable urge to swing dance whether
or not there’s actual music playing
there can be no doubt that Peter
Parker’s email powers we’re the
franchise’s undoing number three super
rage Mystery Men people don’t close
their mouths when they chew make series
you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry
mr. furious is a superhero that doesn’t
have any powers per se however when his
temper flares he charges up with rage
and explodes figuratively well I am a
ticking time bomb of fury his most
hilarious non powers are raging up
against the roof of a car and trying to
rage his way up a wall thankfully he has
a stress ball to keep his powers in
check
number 2 multi powered baby The
Incredibles and Jack Jack Attack having
pretty much every power sounds like a
recipe for the best superhero ever
however when these powers manifest in a
baby they’re pretty damn terrifying
nothing is this purely random as seeing
a baby float around the house turn into
a monster or burst into flames but these
powers in the hands of an infant the
only one who doesn’t really need a
diaper is the actual baby number 1 Great
Wall of China rebuild vision Superman
for the quest for peace rounding out our
list is the power that made Superman’s
ability to turn back time by spinning
the planet in Reverse seems somewhat
plausible that’s right we’re talking
about his Great Wall of China rebuilding
be used to clean up nuclear man’s mess
it is a little too convenient and random
hi hasn’t you ever fixed anything with
that before does it only work on ancient
Chinese masonry agree with our list
which superhero movie power cracks you
up the most for more entertaining top
10s be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com that’s good advice
thanks gorgeous
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