there’s stupidity and then there’s
Patrick welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 patrick star moments before
we begin we publish new videos every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content for this list we’ll be looking
at the funniest and most iconic moments
involving SpongeBob SquarePants best
friends number 10 it’s not my wallet
okay man ready are you ready for your
first day at goodness school granted it
was probably a bad idea from the
beginning to include Patrick in any
scenario that involves teaching someone
to be good because the starfishes
ignorance has been known to irritate
even the most patient of people so you
can imagine why a supervillain like Man
Ray was pushed over the edge while
spongebob tries to show the evildoer how
to be nice he asks Patrick to take part
in a little role-playing where man ray
tries to return his dropped wallet let’s
just say it doesn’t go so well then take
it it’s not my number 9
not until 4 you can always count on
Patrick to blurt out the most
nonsensical things even in times of
crisis when a sand boarding accident
causes spongebob to be sent plummeting
towards the ground
sandy yells out instructions on how to
minimize the damage Patrick chimes in
and what comes out of his mouth is not
very helpful we do learn however that he
does have something of a schedule for a
stupidity as he’s got to go and be an
idiot somewhere at four I wonder how
that turned out
don’t you have to be stupid somewhere
else 104
number eight where’s the leak ma’am
Aeneid ow oli needed a tie Patrick
really got the short end of the stick
when SpongeBob’s crudely drawn evil
doppelganger came to life and started
wreaking all kinds of havoc not that we
particularly mind because every time he
gets hurt in this episode it is rather
hilarious
one such example is when SpongeBob and
Patrick are stuck down a hole of doodle
Bob’s making obviously thinking that it
wasn’t enough he decides to drop a
doodle wrench on Patrick’s head from the
impact we can only guess that it’s just
as heavy as a real one number seven push
it somewhere else in the wake of a giant
worm attack the citizens of Bikini
Bottom fear for their lives while
thinking up solutions Patrick comes up
with the initially rejected plan of
pushing the entire city to a different
location as it turns out while the
residents seem to have faith in
spongebob and Sandy’s ability to catch
the worm they immediately fall back on
Patrick’s plan this turns out to be a
good idea with a poor execution as by
the end of the episode Bikini Bottom
winds up getting crushed under said worm
a for effort though
number six Huambo I’d like to speak to
Murphy
is one bow even a word Patrick seems to
think so after accidentally shrinking
Squidward with mermaidman stolen utility
belt
spongebob seeks Patrick’s advice on how
to fix the problem his solution is
turning the m insignia upside down into
a w essentially turning it from many to
wumbo in fact Patrick seems to be an
expert on the subject with his excessive
knowledge in 1 Balaji
as it happens his argument falls to
pieces when he too is shrunk down to
minuscule size so much for Lumbo number
5 finland doodle bob strikes again
literally and this time he’s armed with
a bowling ball a spongebob and patrick
try to figure a way out of the hole
after recovering from the wrench to the
head doodle manages to literally
splatter Patrick into several pins with
just a single throw we’re guessing that
it must have hurt because when spongebob
asks if he’s okay he responds like this
either Patrick has quite the concussion
or he was hit so hard that he actually
ended up in said Nordic country number 4
inner machinations besides if I showed
you what was inside it wouldn’t be a
secret anymore Dan Patrick and his
antics surrounding the mysterious box
that seemed to cause him an endless
amount of joy made for one of the
funniest episodes of the series mainly
due to both spongebob and the audience’s
growing desire to see what exactly he
was hiding in there Patrick
doesn’t make it easy though even
lecturing his friend that he couldn’t
comprehend what’s inside since his
innermost thoughts are far too complex
for your average under-seat folk this is
perfectly encapsulated with a visual
representation of a carton of spilled
milk yep
that’s Patrick alright the inner
machinations of my mind are an enigma
[Music]
number 3 the ugly barnacle Oh
confused yes a hill Patrick everyone is
running away from me Patrick may truly
care for his friend deep down but in
terms of offering moral support he is
the last person you should go to when
spongebob ends up with horrendously bad
breath civilians start running away from
him in order to avoid the smell but
thanks to a few offhand remarks by
Patrick he starts to believe it’s
because he’s ugly Patrick being the
sensitive soul that he is tries to cheer
him up with a story about an ugly
barnacle except it ends up having the
complete opposite effect it’s too easy
ugly barnacle he was so ugly that
everyone died the end number two is
mayonnaise an instrument is mayonnaise
an instrument no Patrick mayonnaise is
not an instrument with Patrick’s IQ
being what it is you can imagine that
his knowledge of musical instruments is
about as low as everything else when
Squidward gathers the main residents of
Bikini Bottom together to form a
marching band he asks if anyone has any
previous experience with
any kinds of instruments as it happens
Patrick does indeed have a back
catalogue just as long as you count
mayonnaise and horseradish as actual
experience we may never actually get to
see him play any condiments but it can’t
be denied he is a natural drummer
[Music]
[Applause]
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions can you
take hats in a dignified and
sophisticated manner you mean like a
weenie okay I think you laid it on a
kinky bit thick there Oh pal number one
no this is Patrick is this the Krusty
Krab
hey this is BER true not since Leonidas
is signature war cry has a phrase been
uttered with so much conviction that it
resonates within the hearts of warriors
everywhere so in this case it’s because
it’s just playing funny taking on board
as a staff member at the Krusty Krab
Patrick tries his hand working the phone
however as customers call in and ask if
they’re indeed calling the right
establishment Patrick gives what can
only be considered a legendary response
if you didn’t know his name before you
will after this do you agree with our
picks check out these other great clips
from WatchMojo and subscribe for new
videos every day
[Music]
Patrick welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 patrick star moments before
we begin we publish new videos every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content for this list we’ll be looking
at the funniest and most iconic moments
involving SpongeBob SquarePants best
friends number 10 it’s not my wallet
okay man ready are you ready for your
first day at goodness school granted it
was probably a bad idea from the
beginning to include Patrick in any
scenario that involves teaching someone
to be good because the starfishes
ignorance has been known to irritate
even the most patient of people so you
can imagine why a supervillain like Man
Ray was pushed over the edge while
spongebob tries to show the evildoer how
to be nice he asks Patrick to take part
in a little role-playing where man ray
tries to return his dropped wallet let’s
just say it doesn’t go so well then take
it it’s not my number 9
not until 4 you can always count on
Patrick to blurt out the most
nonsensical things even in times of
crisis when a sand boarding accident
causes spongebob to be sent plummeting
towards the ground
sandy yells out instructions on how to
minimize the damage Patrick chimes in
and what comes out of his mouth is not
very helpful we do learn however that he
does have something of a schedule for a
stupidity as he’s got to go and be an
idiot somewhere at four I wonder how
that turned out
don’t you have to be stupid somewhere
else 104
number eight where’s the leak ma’am
Aeneid ow oli needed a tie Patrick
really got the short end of the stick
when SpongeBob’s crudely drawn evil
doppelganger came to life and started
wreaking all kinds of havoc not that we
particularly mind because every time he
gets hurt in this episode it is rather
hilarious
one such example is when SpongeBob and
Patrick are stuck down a hole of doodle
Bob’s making obviously thinking that it
wasn’t enough he decides to drop a
doodle wrench on Patrick’s head from the
impact we can only guess that it’s just
as heavy as a real one number seven push
it somewhere else in the wake of a giant
worm attack the citizens of Bikini
Bottom fear for their lives while
thinking up solutions Patrick comes up
with the initially rejected plan of
pushing the entire city to a different
location as it turns out while the
residents seem to have faith in
spongebob and Sandy’s ability to catch
the worm they immediately fall back on
Patrick’s plan this turns out to be a
good idea with a poor execution as by
the end of the episode Bikini Bottom
winds up getting crushed under said worm
a for effort though
number six Huambo I’d like to speak to
Murphy
is one bow even a word Patrick seems to
think so after accidentally shrinking
Squidward with mermaidman stolen utility
belt
spongebob seeks Patrick’s advice on how
to fix the problem his solution is
turning the m insignia upside down into
a w essentially turning it from many to
wumbo in fact Patrick seems to be an
expert on the subject with his excessive
knowledge in 1 Balaji
as it happens his argument falls to
pieces when he too is shrunk down to
minuscule size so much for Lumbo number
5 finland doodle bob strikes again
literally and this time he’s armed with
a bowling ball a spongebob and patrick
try to figure a way out of the hole
after recovering from the wrench to the
head doodle manages to literally
splatter Patrick into several pins with
just a single throw we’re guessing that
it must have hurt because when spongebob
asks if he’s okay he responds like this
either Patrick has quite the concussion
or he was hit so hard that he actually
ended up in said Nordic country number 4
inner machinations besides if I showed
you what was inside it wouldn’t be a
secret anymore Dan Patrick and his
antics surrounding the mysterious box
that seemed to cause him an endless
amount of joy made for one of the
funniest episodes of the series mainly
due to both spongebob and the audience’s
growing desire to see what exactly he
was hiding in there Patrick
doesn’t make it easy though even
lecturing his friend that he couldn’t
comprehend what’s inside since his
innermost thoughts are far too complex
for your average under-seat folk this is
perfectly encapsulated with a visual
representation of a carton of spilled
milk yep
that’s Patrick alright the inner
machinations of my mind are an enigma
[Music]
number 3 the ugly barnacle Oh
confused yes a hill Patrick everyone is
running away from me Patrick may truly
care for his friend deep down but in
terms of offering moral support he is
the last person you should go to when
spongebob ends up with horrendously bad
breath civilians start running away from
him in order to avoid the smell but
thanks to a few offhand remarks by
Patrick he starts to believe it’s
because he’s ugly Patrick being the
sensitive soul that he is tries to cheer
him up with a story about an ugly
barnacle except it ends up having the
complete opposite effect it’s too easy
ugly barnacle he was so ugly that
everyone died the end number two is
mayonnaise an instrument is mayonnaise
an instrument no Patrick mayonnaise is
not an instrument with Patrick’s IQ
being what it is you can imagine that
his knowledge of musical instruments is
about as low as everything else when
Squidward gathers the main residents of
Bikini Bottom together to form a
marching band he asks if anyone has any
previous experience with
any kinds of instruments as it happens
Patrick does indeed have a back
catalogue just as long as you count
mayonnaise and horseradish as actual
experience we may never actually get to
see him play any condiments but it can’t
be denied he is a natural drummer
[Music]
[Applause]
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions can you
take hats in a dignified and
sophisticated manner you mean like a
weenie okay I think you laid it on a
kinky bit thick there Oh pal number one
no this is Patrick is this the Krusty
Krab
hey this is BER true not since Leonidas
is signature war cry has a phrase been
uttered with so much conviction that it
resonates within the hearts of warriors
everywhere so in this case it’s because
it’s just playing funny taking on board
as a staff member at the Krusty Krab
Patrick tries his hand working the phone
however as customers call in and ask if
they’re indeed calling the right
establishment Patrick gives what can
only be considered a legendary response
if you didn’t know his name before you
will after this do you agree with our
picks check out these other great clips
from WatchMojo and subscribe for new
videos every day
[Music]
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