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Top 10 Hilarious Movie Sex Scenes – Part 3


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awesome welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
yet another top ten hilarious movie sex
scenes yeah you get crazy come okay for
this list we’re taking a look at even
more big-screen sex scenes that were
more uproarious than arousing I cannot
believe my son is gonna pop the question
where’s that please be advised the
following video contains explicit
content and is intended for mature
audiences only and if we didn’t pick a
scene you thought should be on the list
be sure to check out our other videos of
the top 10 hilarious movie sex scenes
yep there’s plenty more where this came
from then of course is the double dutch
rudder which I grabbed my dick you grab
your dick you work my arm I’ll work your
arms same time same time it’s like
jerking off together but not gay number
10 car sex the counselor you remember
the yellow California head sure nice car
very nice car Ridley Scott’s 2013 crime
thriller isn’t exactly brimming with
humor while Cameron Diaz should be
commended for her committed performance
everything about it is absolutely absurd
getting it on for a while and we came by
one night we were staying at McLeod
craft
we drove out on a golf course apart from
the look of awe H Don Javier Bardem face
to Cameron Diaz’s declaration of mystery
tells me this was an icon this scene
might have been sexy if it weren’t so
deeply weird they say that if you can
dream it up someone has likely already
turned it into porn well true car lovers
we present to you your new team captain
she goes around and climbs up on the
hood of the Ferrari and Porsche her
dress up around her waist and spreads
herself across the windshield economy
with no pandas on hand if Diaz ever gets
tired of being a movie star we’re sure
the car show circuit would love to have
her young gun don’t even think I’m
making this up you can’t make this up
number 9
hotel room humping bad teacher your
jeans feels so good against my jeans
totally Cameron Diaz strikes again
although in her defense this scene was
actually supposed to be funny and she
plays her part perfectly I need some
water
indeed if anyone walked away from this
scene embarrassed it was ex Mouseketeer
turned contemporary King of Pop Justin
Timberlake he delivers an equally strong
performance but best wasn’t about to sir
since we got to Springfield this oh yeah
unfortunately he does such a good job of
playing a grown man whose dirty talking
while dry-humping a thoroughly bored
woman that we have trouble seeing him as
the sex icon he once was oh yeah
almost there he may have brought sexy
back in 2006 but can he also do it
through jizz stain jeans only time and a
trip to the dry cleaners will tell God
we are so simpatico number 8 table
fellatio American Wedding got my own
techniques
so what where are you going a commercial
from family guy helped coin the
expression diamonds
she’ll pretty much have to for
everyone’s favorite American Pie couple
that proves true although they managed
to mess up the order of events jim’s
plan to propose at a restaurant is
derailed when Michelle gives him a
spontaneous gift under the table sure I
think you need to stop okay keep going
Jason Biggs is as awkward as ever but
it’s the arrival of his father played by
comedic genius Eugene Levy that really
ups the ante with wordplay and puns
galore hope you didn’t blow your wad on
this shun yes well we hope that one day
Jim will experience sexual satisfaction
without public humiliation clearly the
day of his proposal would not be that
day I mean we’re so happy and I know
you’re excited I didn’t see it in your
face I mean you you look like you’re
ready to burst no I mean your cheeks
that flush I wish your mother could be
here number seven
montage of sex good luck Chuck don’t
took off my top something wrong there
for the baby you have a baby
no but I will someday part dream
FULFILLER part man-whore his name is
Chuck and if you sleep with him the next
guy you date will be your true love when
word gets out about Chuck’s special
ability his cliche male adolescent
fantasy comes true as girls line up to
have sex with him the dream quickly dies
however after it devolves into a montage
of meaningless boring sex in which the
only people having any fun are in the
audience there’s nothing quite like
knowing a woman as daydreaming about the
next guy she’s gonna meet to really
deflate your ego oh well bad sex makes
for good laughs in the movies at least
thanks you’re welcome number six
things won’t get weird Austin Powers The
Spy Who shagged me Austin Powers is no
longer a threat to me
I have his mojo no self-respecting top
ten hilarious sex scene list could exist
without at least one scene from Austin
Powers
honestly the trilogy probably deserves a
list of its own but until that glorious
day comes let’s sit back and watch some
sex that only an evil genius and his
German hench woman could enjoy all right
everyone
you’re dismissed private time oversized
dr. evil themed bed check seductive
dance moves
check awkwardly drab gray lingerie check
Marvin Gaye’s let’s get it on check and
mate the people I don’t want this to
interfere with other don’t worry mama
things won’t get we’re having stolen
Austin’s legendary mojo dr. evil and
foul come together for a lovemaking
session that would make mr. powers weep
but leaves audiences in stitches
las olas
number five table hand job wedding
crashers
so Jeremy you and your brother are
venture capitalists who ordered the
stage five clinger with a side of
inappropriately timed hand job a clinger
wouldn’t normally be much of an issue
for veteran party crasher and master of
the one-night stand
Jeremy grey those are just about the
money no no it’s about investing in
companies that are ethically and morally
defensible but when his partner in crime
agrees to follow the wedding party back
to their country home for the weekend
Jeremy finds himself dodging his new
self-proclaimed girlfriend and her
seemingly insatiable sex drive people
people helping people yeah hand job
under the table at a family dinner sure
that is totally acceptable dinner party
etiquette seriously
watching Jeremy attempt to keep a
straight face while his private parts
get vigorously fondled under the table
is simply priceless that would be
terrific that would be great huh
terrific that was terrific number four
can you believe this shit
Zack and Miri Make a Porno this is some
damn good coffee poop is funny
it’s a universally known fact bringing
poop into the bedroom or in this case
the coffee shop is a surefire way to
take your pornographic film from being
as hot and steamy as a fresh cappuccino
to being well still hot and steamy but
in a bad fresh diarrhea kind of way we
got from mrs. mommy every sex scene in
this movie is worth a few chuckles which
makes sense since it’s a comedy about
making porn cue the drunk guy walking in
to order a coffee and not even noticing
the pornographic activities hilarious
hug it hug it football all night but the
poop scene from Zack and Miri Make a
Porno
is a standout due to its shock factor
and unapologetic gross-out humor alone
but leadership do you believe this shit
number three mail truck sex don’t be a
menace to South Central while drinking
your juice in the hood I really shit
come on Kel think I hurt you
say what you will about their more
recent films but the Wayans brothers
once had over-the-top comedy down to an
art successfully paradeen boys in the
hood south central menace
Heidi and juice simultaneously in this
fan favorite comedy whenever you wit me
mm-hmm
I want you just relax be yourself loke
dog flirts with the shy good girl at a
party successfully coaxing her back to
his mail truck for some lovin I should
be going
buh-buh-buh-buh payment come on baby
relax okay just bring that don’t you go
nowhere when good hands now girl
suddenly shy girl disappears and loke
dog gets violently ridden by a girl
who’s demonically possessed what’s with
her gene Simmons tongue only the Wayans
brothers could tell you but this moment
in cinematic history gave new meaning to
the expression that girl’s a freak
oh no way goin nowhere
number two Tim and Eric’s totally
awesome sex montage Tim and Eric’s
billion dollar movie let’s come what’s
better than sex sex with Tim and Eric
wait
that came out wrong what we mean is Tim
and Eric makes sex fun damnit let’s
start over
remember the puppet sex scene in Team
America well this feels like a
live-action adaptation of that puppet
porno while Tim makes love by
demonstrating more sexual positions than
the kama Sutra and using a wacky
assortment of sex toys
Eric lies in a bathtub of diarrhea that
was filled by young boys yes you heard
that correctly yeah my boys only eat the
finest softest meat so that they can
achieve little shrimp
it’s unleashed in this movie these two
separate moments are edited together
into one deeply disturbing montage from
which you shall never ever recover this
is the power of shrimp
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions baby
I’m gonna sign your pity on the runny
cat we’re right here
Amy I want you to do anything you want
anything oh god yeah I’m just gonna take
you and just do you every which way I
can right here on this bed I’m gonna
grab you and pull your hair and rip you
and I’m gonna hold you number one a big
day at the races crank high voltage the
Chinese poison have you ever loved
someone so much that you would do
absolutely anything for him or her what
if his or her heart was going to stop
unless you had sex with him or her right
there on the spot no matter how
inconvenient it would be I know this
game works what if you were at a
racetrack what if you were literally
lying in the dirt on a racetrack with
horses jumping over you well step aside
Romeo and Juliet crank to is the new
measure of true love it seemed
inconceivable that crank high voltage
could feature a more over-the-top public
sex scene than its predecessor but all
we can say is that it certainly rose to
the occasion
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