yes for the nine-nine welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten hilarious
Brooklyn nine-nine running gags it’s
time to dance if you forget your moves
just rip your cape off and throw me up
in the air like a pizza before we begin
we publish new content every day so be
sure to subscribe to our Channel and
ring the bell to get notified about our
latest videos for this list we’re
zeroing in on jokes that frequently crop
up throughout the series and have us in
stitches
every time we’re not including
catchphrases or funny quotes like
bingpot or noise because that’s a list
for another day I’m sorry officer are
you friends with this criminal no not
really
absolutely best friend it’s the layered
relationship friends Judi number 10 the
Holt and wuntch feud hello Raymond
you’re looking old and sickly so nice of
you to greet us Madeline I thought
surely you’d still be crushed under that
house in Munchkinland
sticks and stones Raymond describing
your breakfast there’s no love lost
between these two
houlton once go way back and used to get
along until lunch allegedly sabotaged
Holt’s shot at a promotion even though
the war on once persisted through
seasons two and three the shade thrown
between both characters is iconic and
among the most frequently quoted by fans
of the show it’s also fun to see that no
one can get a rise out of Holt like
metal and watch even when others tell
Holt to take the high road he just can’t
resist lunchtime is over no regrets
hopefully one makes a comeback soon
because we can’t get enough of the barbs
and pettiness sparked by this feud
buckle up it’s gonna be a hell of a ride
gotta sit I’m sure you’d like to take
some weight off your cloven homes
calling me the devil how original
Raymond actually I was calling you a
goat the goat number nine
Gina’s dancing dance dance to quote the
flawless Gina linetti
dance dance dance aside from her
merciless jabs insightful observations
and obsession with her phone and social
media dancing is a big part of Gina’s
life we wish we had her calm
evidence to dance without shame
especially around coworkers
you’d think she’d be too busy to bust
moves because of her job but this is
Gina we’re talking about she always
manages to slip away whether it’s to
test the acoustics in the men’s bathroom
practice her routine in the evidence
room or get up to some other mischief
one thing is guaranteed though no matter
number eight boils food obsession that’s
the best part of the stew oh man think
of it as marrow nugget wrapped in a
thick toenail there’s always that one
co-worker that professes to be a foodie
but Charles Boyle brings it to another
level his expansive knowledge makes him
useful with restaurant suggestions in
solving problems when the nine-nine is
in a bind like when his sensitive palate
helped crack the arson case of Sal’s
pizzeria across his char the cheese was
stringy and flavorless but the sauce Oh
model and the sauce with such great
knowledge comes a downside however as
Boyles unsolicited weekly email blasts
of various eateries and questionable
culinary explorations have grossed out
colleagues and led to food poisoning
among other unpleasant side effects you
want to choose where we order lunch from
today really
you’re lifting a lifetime ban I thought
my lunch choices were quote unquote
horrifying adventures in diarrhea number
[Music]
the Pontiac bandit also known as Doug
Judy is Jake’s arch-nemesis a con artist
known for stealing more than 200
Pontiacs Doug Judy appears in each
season and outsmarts Jake every time
with increasingly elaborate plans to
avoid the long arm of the law each time
they cross paths Jake insists they’re
not friends but inevitably the two end
up cracking jokes and making references
thanks Judy
you’re a great hostage taker the
chemistry between the cop and thief is
undeniable and would definitely make
Charles boil with jealousy
even though Doug Judy appears when he
needs help from Jake the Pontiac bandit
always ends up having the last laugh is
it bad that we root for him he’s just so
likable number six robot captain meat
more robot captain engage is that what
you think Hey meep morp word of advice
if you’re gonna make fun of someone at
work make sure they’re not around to see
it
Jake’s robot captain backfires when Holt
overhears and embarrasses him stating
that his impression needs work robot
cousin terrible robot boys yep
nevertheless Jake continues to challenge
holt throughout the series poking fun at
the captain’s lack of emotion and
absolute adherence to rules go back to
being robot captain
meat more see dismissed yet under that
expressionless exterior Holt is in fact
a person with flaws and feelings
he’s just quite formal to the point that
Twitter mistakes his account for a bot
who thinks you’re a bot why I’m a human
I’m a human male number five Hitchcock
and Scully Scully and each
can’t put my head off seriously how are
Hitchcock and Scully’s still on the
force well we could pinpoint specific
shenanigans like Hitchcock always
finding a reason to go shirtless these
two veteran detectives are basically
living and slightly out of breath
running gags and the smoke machine is
not working I could Crouch by the altar
and vape you are a stone-cold atrocity
they’ll consider the weakest links of
the precinct because of how clueless
they can be in more recent seasons
they’ve had their shining moments
helping the team out in the startling
ways look I got half a page he is the
one they might be the most senior
members of the nine-nine but their
slapstick gags never get old
Hitchcock why do i your shirt off can’t
spill food on your shirt or not wearing
one what number four Terry loves yogurt
try yogurt Oh Terry loves yogurt
sergeant Terry Jeffords loves many
things but the one constant is his deep
affection for yogurt like crunchy
granola mixed into a fresh fruit yogurt
parfait this running joke is lovingly
sprinkled across all seasons Terry loves
yogurt while Terry often states his
obsession with yogurt and the third
person other members from the precinct
echoed the same sentiment Terry loves
yogurt
Terry’s love for the delightful snack is
also a weakness and has been used
against him as seen in season fives
Halloween heist when he’s treated to
yogurt several times unaware that each
yogurt cup has a tiny tracker to monitor
his whereabouts let’s hope no one messes
with Terry’s yogurt in the future
devious I know but I also put a tracker
in Terry’s yogurt same here no reason
just because you’re a great sergeant no
second down yeah no problem take it
swallowed the current number three the
Halloween heist what started off as a
challenge for Jake to steal captain
Holt’s Medal of Valor has evolved into a
capture the flag esque competition with
every character scheming and
backstabbing each other in hilariously
over-the-top ways and that’s why we’re
changing the name of the plaque forever
– what’d she know that Maddie is the
ultimate you
/ genius thank you over the seasons the
Halloween heist has become increasingly
elaborate and full of complicated plans
shocking double-crosses and fun
callbacks it’s inscribed with the words
amazing human / genius the objective is
to have it in your possession at
midnight as unpredictable as it is funny
the heist winner is almost always a
surprise which adds an element of
suspense to an already engaging running
joke I know one one the highest number –
die hard references this is the floor
that John McClane ran on with his bare
feet this is the window where John
McClane said welcome to the party pal
take my picture let’s be honest
Jake referencing and quoting die hard is
as natural as breathing this running gag
is consistently mentioned throughout the
show to the point where the characters
have even recreated iconic moments from
the 1988 action flick these include
homeland agent Kendrick shooting Jake
with a gun he had duct tape to his back
and Jake jumping off the roof die-hard
Jake’s love for the movie is so profound
he’s annoyed as co-workers enough that
they know the movie verbatim die hard
even featured at Jake’s wedding with
Nakatomi Plaza serving as the cake
kotomi Plaza cake the cream soda
licorice hose welcome to the wedding pal
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions I told
you Jake
I’ll do anything to perk up my little
man you’ve gotta know how gross that
sounds in your underwear they were not
as the kids say awake do you mean well I
did me woke but it’s grammatically
incoherent number one Amy’s sex tape
title can you magically make everyone
kind sober and fully dressed kind sober
and fully dressed good news everyone we
found the name of Santiago’s sex tape
essentially the equivalent of that’s
what she said
Jake can’t resist poking fun at Amy’s
choice of words and her love life he
also uses it as a means of lifting the
mood by making Amy the butt of the joke
it’s happened so often that even Amy
occasion
beats Jake to the punch I’m horrible at
this right no I know title of my sex
tape well then the joke has evolved
along with Amy and Jake’s relationship
changing from an immature put down to an
endearing joke shared between the couple
ah character development so sweet
habit wasn’t a mistake oh it wasn’t a
mistake title your sex tape title of our
sex tape do you agree with our pics
check out these other great clips from
WatchMojo and subscribe for new videos every day
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten hilarious
Brooklyn nine-nine running gags it’s
time to dance if you forget your moves
just rip your cape off and throw me up
in the air like a pizza before we begin
we publish new content every day so be
sure to subscribe to our Channel and
ring the bell to get notified about our
latest videos for this list we’re
zeroing in on jokes that frequently crop
up throughout the series and have us in
stitches
every time we’re not including
catchphrases or funny quotes like
bingpot or noise because that’s a list
for another day I’m sorry officer are
you friends with this criminal no not
really
absolutely best friend it’s the layered
relationship friends Judi number 10 the
Holt and wuntch feud hello Raymond
you’re looking old and sickly so nice of
you to greet us Madeline I thought
surely you’d still be crushed under that
house in Munchkinland
sticks and stones Raymond describing
your breakfast there’s no love lost
between these two
houlton once go way back and used to get
along until lunch allegedly sabotaged
Holt’s shot at a promotion even though
the war on once persisted through
seasons two and three the shade thrown
between both characters is iconic and
among the most frequently quoted by fans
of the show it’s also fun to see that no
one can get a rise out of Holt like
metal and watch even when others tell
Holt to take the high road he just can’t
resist lunchtime is over no regrets
hopefully one makes a comeback soon
because we can’t get enough of the barbs
and pettiness sparked by this feud
buckle up it’s gonna be a hell of a ride
gotta sit I’m sure you’d like to take
some weight off your cloven homes
calling me the devil how original
Raymond actually I was calling you a
goat the goat number nine
Gina’s dancing dance dance to quote the
flawless Gina linetti
dance dance dance aside from her
merciless jabs insightful observations
and obsession with her phone and social
media dancing is a big part of Gina’s
life we wish we had her calm
evidence to dance without shame
especially around coworkers
you’d think she’d be too busy to bust
moves because of her job but this is
Gina we’re talking about she always
manages to slip away whether it’s to
test the acoustics in the men’s bathroom
practice her routine in the evidence
room or get up to some other mischief
one thing is guaranteed though no matter
number eight boils food obsession that’s
the best part of the stew oh man think
of it as marrow nugget wrapped in a
thick toenail there’s always that one
co-worker that professes to be a foodie
but Charles Boyle brings it to another
level his expansive knowledge makes him
useful with restaurant suggestions in
solving problems when the nine-nine is
in a bind like when his sensitive palate
helped crack the arson case of Sal’s
pizzeria across his char the cheese was
stringy and flavorless but the sauce Oh
model and the sauce with such great
knowledge comes a downside however as
Boyles unsolicited weekly email blasts
of various eateries and questionable
culinary explorations have grossed out
colleagues and led to food poisoning
among other unpleasant side effects you
want to choose where we order lunch from
today really
you’re lifting a lifetime ban I thought
my lunch choices were quote unquote
horrifying adventures in diarrhea number
[Music]
the Pontiac bandit also known as Doug
Judy is Jake’s arch-nemesis a con artist
known for stealing more than 200
Pontiacs Doug Judy appears in each
season and outsmarts Jake every time
with increasingly elaborate plans to
avoid the long arm of the law each time
they cross paths Jake insists they’re
not friends but inevitably the two end
up cracking jokes and making references
thanks Judy
you’re a great hostage taker the
chemistry between the cop and thief is
undeniable and would definitely make
Charles boil with jealousy
even though Doug Judy appears when he
needs help from Jake the Pontiac bandit
always ends up having the last laugh is
it bad that we root for him he’s just so
likable number six robot captain meat
more robot captain engage is that what
you think Hey meep morp word of advice
if you’re gonna make fun of someone at
work make sure they’re not around to see
it
Jake’s robot captain backfires when Holt
overhears and embarrasses him stating
that his impression needs work robot
cousin terrible robot boys yep
nevertheless Jake continues to challenge
holt throughout the series poking fun at
the captain’s lack of emotion and
absolute adherence to rules go back to
being robot captain
meat more see dismissed yet under that
expressionless exterior Holt is in fact
a person with flaws and feelings
he’s just quite formal to the point that
Twitter mistakes his account for a bot
who thinks you’re a bot why I’m a human
I’m a human male number five Hitchcock
and Scully Scully and each
can’t put my head off seriously how are
Hitchcock and Scully’s still on the
force well we could pinpoint specific
shenanigans like Hitchcock always
finding a reason to go shirtless these
two veteran detectives are basically
living and slightly out of breath
running gags and the smoke machine is
not working I could Crouch by the altar
and vape you are a stone-cold atrocity
they’ll consider the weakest links of
the precinct because of how clueless
they can be in more recent seasons
they’ve had their shining moments
helping the team out in the startling
ways look I got half a page he is the
one they might be the most senior
members of the nine-nine but their
slapstick gags never get old
Hitchcock why do i your shirt off can’t
spill food on your shirt or not wearing
one what number four Terry loves yogurt
try yogurt Oh Terry loves yogurt
sergeant Terry Jeffords loves many
things but the one constant is his deep
affection for yogurt like crunchy
granola mixed into a fresh fruit yogurt
parfait this running joke is lovingly
sprinkled across all seasons Terry loves
yogurt while Terry often states his
obsession with yogurt and the third
person other members from the precinct
echoed the same sentiment Terry loves
yogurt
Terry’s love for the delightful snack is
also a weakness and has been used
against him as seen in season fives
Halloween heist when he’s treated to
yogurt several times unaware that each
yogurt cup has a tiny tracker to monitor
his whereabouts let’s hope no one messes
with Terry’s yogurt in the future
devious I know but I also put a tracker
in Terry’s yogurt same here no reason
just because you’re a great sergeant no
second down yeah no problem take it
swallowed the current number three the
Halloween heist what started off as a
challenge for Jake to steal captain
Holt’s Medal of Valor has evolved into a
capture the flag esque competition with
every character scheming and
backstabbing each other in hilariously
over-the-top ways and that’s why we’re
changing the name of the plaque forever
– what’d she know that Maddie is the
ultimate you
/ genius thank you over the seasons the
Halloween heist has become increasingly
elaborate and full of complicated plans
shocking double-crosses and fun
callbacks it’s inscribed with the words
amazing human / genius the objective is
to have it in your possession at
midnight as unpredictable as it is funny
the heist winner is almost always a
surprise which adds an element of
suspense to an already engaging running
joke I know one one the highest number –
die hard references this is the floor
that John McClane ran on with his bare
feet this is the window where John
McClane said welcome to the party pal
take my picture let’s be honest
Jake referencing and quoting die hard is
as natural as breathing this running gag
is consistently mentioned throughout the
show to the point where the characters
have even recreated iconic moments from
the 1988 action flick these include
homeland agent Kendrick shooting Jake
with a gun he had duct tape to his back
and Jake jumping off the roof die-hard
Jake’s love for the movie is so profound
he’s annoyed as co-workers enough that
they know the movie verbatim die hard
even featured at Jake’s wedding with
Nakatomi Plaza serving as the cake
kotomi Plaza cake the cream soda
licorice hose welcome to the wedding pal
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions I told
you Jake
I’ll do anything to perk up my little
man you’ve gotta know how gross that
sounds in your underwear they were not
as the kids say awake do you mean well I
did me woke but it’s grammatically
incoherent number one Amy’s sex tape
title can you magically make everyone
kind sober and fully dressed kind sober
and fully dressed good news everyone we
found the name of Santiago’s sex tape
essentially the equivalent of that’s
what she said
Jake can’t resist poking fun at Amy’s
choice of words and her love life he
also uses it as a means of lifting the
mood by making Amy the butt of the joke
it’s happened so often that even Amy
occasion
beats Jake to the punch I’m horrible at
this right no I know title of my sex
tape well then the joke has evolved
along with Amy and Jake’s relationship
changing from an immature put down to an
endearing joke shared between the couple
ah character development so sweet
habit wasn’t a mistake oh it wasn’t a
mistake title your sex tape title of our
sex tape do you agree with our pics
check out these other great clips from
WatchMojo and subscribe for new videos every day
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