he’s gone full retard met the parents
and gave us blue steel
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for Ben
Stiller’s top 10 most hilarious moments
as Nick shots gonna be a real bitch huh
I shouldn’t be that bad yeah but not
that bad number 10 Tom Cruise mission
improbable in order to do my job I have
to ask myself who is Tom Cruise what is
Tom Cruise why is Tom Cruise 4 killer
action films like Mission Impossible –
it’s understandable that actors may need
a stunt double
well he’s the most dedicated one yet you
have to walk like the actor talk like
the actor legally change your name to
sound like the actors in a sketch for
the MTV Movie Awards Stiller played Tom
Cruise’s stunt double who goes the extra
mile by impersonating him in every way
to varying degrees of success
Wow though you have to give him credit
he’s got that laugh down number nine
Stiller is key to success heavyweights
get off the skin in this Disney flick
Stiller plays fitness fanatic Tony
Perkis who buys out a summer camp where
larger children go to lose weight
attention campers tonight’s lecture is
liposuction option or obsession what
follows is a battle of fit versus fat
with Stiller nearly reaching the
pinnacle of happiness
repulse the monkey
however our choice for his top moment in
this film goes to his introduction where
he spouts what is quite possibly the
greatest motivational line of all time
at age 12 I weighed 319 pounds I had bad
skin low self-esteem and no self-respect
now I eat success for breakfast with
skim milk number 8 you’re in my world
now grandma happy gilmore could I
trouble you for a glass of warm milk it
helps put me asleep
you can trouble me for a warm glass of
shut-the-hell-up
in what is quite a sadistic role for an
Adam Sandler film Stiller plays a
corrupt and verbally abusive employee of
a retirement home who often attacks
Happy’s grandmother now you will go to
sleep all right we’ll put you to sleep
check out the name tag you’re in my
world now grandma though Stiller was
uncredited for the role we can’t help
but love just how vicious this manager
can be my fingers hurt oh well oh yeah
your backs gonna hurt is you just pull
Landscaping duty hmm anybody else’s
fingers hurt
number seven ass-kicking newscasters
anchorman ghost on beaches Spanish
language news is here tonight’s top
story the sewers run red with Burgundy’s
blood
yes it’s considered one of the funniest
films of all time
so of course killer would want a piece
of it of course playing a Spanish
anchorman ahead of an angry mob of
newscasters Stiller leads the charge in
the hopes of taking Will Ferrell’s Ron
Burgundy
down a peg in a violent clash
despite the fact that it’s only a brief
cameo we still remember this scene for
its sheer zaniness number six
Stiller dances it out Starsky and Hutch
starsky’s board Oh
anybody else board say what you will
about the remake but this scene cracks
us up you would really want a piece of
this oh I don’t want a piece I want the
whole thing by the book no-nonsense cop
David Starsky has little time for fun
that is until he accidentally gets a
drop of cocaine in his coffee thank
bigger whoo the result
admit it ladies your ovaries just
exploded number five the toast Meet the
Fockers I love you honey mwah family
gatherings are always awkward even more
so when your father-in-law suspects you
of cheating and injects you with a
powerful truth serum just to get his
point across that tartar sauce on your
shoulder turn yourselves ah
why this serum however leaves still are
revealing a little more than you’d like
to hear i still masturbate to Pam Gregg
what it’s true honey what come on you’re
hot look at her look at those boobs man
I guess one of them just one of lather
them up with soap and just look probably
a family affair best soon forgotten oh
and Jack hams pregnant doctor out number
four walk-off Zoolander it’s a walk-off
tomorrow some say this is the role that
Stiller will always be remembered for
and we can believe it what would you say
your trademark is if you have one well I
guess the look I’m best known for is
blue steel what’s that look like a
fashion model with a strange pout and a
stranger accent he’s the best of the
best that is before he’s challenged by
rival Owen Wilson you trying to get
crazy with us don’t you know they end up
facing each other in a walk-off which is
kind of like a catwalk but it involves
the removal of their underwear
how do things turn out ouch Oh hope
David Bowie has some ice on standby
disqualified number three food porn
dodgeball a true underdog story oh hello
I’m white Goodman here’s where Stiller
returns to the villain obsessed with
fitness roll only this time he’s all
about the dodgeball it was an accident
I thought you was in play no no chance
we’re sweating like grease monkeys out
here I can hold on to a ball as white
Goodman Stiller plays a slimy lecherous
Jim freak whose determination to stay
healthy has left him stuck with another
unhealthy obsession sure I they should
take a look at oh and just like that
everyone who watched this movie
immediately went off garlic sauce but
don’t worry he gets his in the end spare
me number two Stiller is simple Jack
Tropic Thunder I got a good beat good
brain it’s the infamous line that got a
lot of people angry but had even more
laughing their asses off
everybody knows you never go full retard
what do you mean Tropic Thunder is full
of Hollywood scary Oh types and Stiller
plays the action hero who tries to go
serious roll his dramatic character
simple Jack the story of a mentally
impaired farmhand who can talk to
animals was a box office disaster that
many critics called one of the worst
movies of all time and Tugg Speedman
took his role so seriously he lived and
breathed it in a weird way it was almost
like I had to sort of fool my mind into
believing that it wasn’t retarded yeah
Yeah right he was farting in bathtubs
laughing yeah so yeah yeah but as his
co-star Kirk Lazarus is quick to tell
him his role is simple Jack may have
been a bit too much never go full retard
you don’t bother yeah Sean Penn 2001 I
am saying never we’re full retard went
home empty-handed
but that doesn’t stop him from reprising
the role one last time I’ll see you
tonight when I go to bed in my hand
movies for this head movie makes my eyes
rain before we unveil our number one
pick here are a few honorable mentions
God you like bread yeah have something
that’s me that’s even new to the BIC
but I think about God I help you
gentlemen
yeah we’re looking for a guitar pick
like this one don’t mess with volcano my
name
cuz I pay you but number one still our
zipper
there’s something about Mary
everyone knows it every man fears it
okay I got it stuck
you got what stuff it’s the situation
that makes every y-chromosome squeal the
hell’s going on here
neighbors said they heard a lady scream
well you’re looking at him in this
romantic comedy we see Stiller talked to
a psychiatrist about his old prom date
Mary and through a flashback we see how
tragedy struck just before their big
night together
what’s that bubble there what do you
think it’s well how the hell’d you get
the beads above the flag Hey what
follows is probably one of the most
cringe inducing moments in cinema it’s
just like pulling off a band-aid a one
and two and uh we got a bleeder
gentlemen you can uncross your legs now
did you enjoy our countdown what’s your
favorite funny Ben Stiller moment nobody
makes me bleed my own blood nobody for
more hilarious top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com and Kat that’s the trailer
right there
you
and gave us blue steel
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for Ben
Stiller’s top 10 most hilarious moments
as Nick shots gonna be a real bitch huh
I shouldn’t be that bad yeah but not
that bad number 10 Tom Cruise mission
improbable in order to do my job I have
to ask myself who is Tom Cruise what is
Tom Cruise why is Tom Cruise 4 killer
action films like Mission Impossible –
it’s understandable that actors may need
a stunt double
well he’s the most dedicated one yet you
have to walk like the actor talk like
the actor legally change your name to
sound like the actors in a sketch for
the MTV Movie Awards Stiller played Tom
Cruise’s stunt double who goes the extra
mile by impersonating him in every way
to varying degrees of success
Wow though you have to give him credit
he’s got that laugh down number nine
Stiller is key to success heavyweights
get off the skin in this Disney flick
Stiller plays fitness fanatic Tony
Perkis who buys out a summer camp where
larger children go to lose weight
attention campers tonight’s lecture is
liposuction option or obsession what
follows is a battle of fit versus fat
with Stiller nearly reaching the
pinnacle of happiness
repulse the monkey
however our choice for his top moment in
this film goes to his introduction where
he spouts what is quite possibly the
greatest motivational line of all time
at age 12 I weighed 319 pounds I had bad
skin low self-esteem and no self-respect
now I eat success for breakfast with
skim milk number 8 you’re in my world
now grandma happy gilmore could I
trouble you for a glass of warm milk it
helps put me asleep
you can trouble me for a warm glass of
shut-the-hell-up
in what is quite a sadistic role for an
Adam Sandler film Stiller plays a
corrupt and verbally abusive employee of
a retirement home who often attacks
Happy’s grandmother now you will go to
sleep all right we’ll put you to sleep
check out the name tag you’re in my
world now grandma though Stiller was
uncredited for the role we can’t help
but love just how vicious this manager
can be my fingers hurt oh well oh yeah
your backs gonna hurt is you just pull
Landscaping duty hmm anybody else’s
fingers hurt
number seven ass-kicking newscasters
anchorman ghost on beaches Spanish
language news is here tonight’s top
story the sewers run red with Burgundy’s
blood
yes it’s considered one of the funniest
films of all time
so of course killer would want a piece
of it of course playing a Spanish
anchorman ahead of an angry mob of
newscasters Stiller leads the charge in
the hopes of taking Will Ferrell’s Ron
Burgundy
down a peg in a violent clash
despite the fact that it’s only a brief
cameo we still remember this scene for
its sheer zaniness number six
Stiller dances it out Starsky and Hutch
starsky’s board Oh
anybody else board say what you will
about the remake but this scene cracks
us up you would really want a piece of
this oh I don’t want a piece I want the
whole thing by the book no-nonsense cop
David Starsky has little time for fun
that is until he accidentally gets a
drop of cocaine in his coffee thank
bigger whoo the result
admit it ladies your ovaries just
exploded number five the toast Meet the
Fockers I love you honey mwah family
gatherings are always awkward even more
so when your father-in-law suspects you
of cheating and injects you with a
powerful truth serum just to get his
point across that tartar sauce on your
shoulder turn yourselves ah
why this serum however leaves still are
revealing a little more than you’d like
to hear i still masturbate to Pam Gregg
what it’s true honey what come on you’re
hot look at her look at those boobs man
I guess one of them just one of lather
them up with soap and just look probably
a family affair best soon forgotten oh
and Jack hams pregnant doctor out number
four walk-off Zoolander it’s a walk-off
tomorrow some say this is the role that
Stiller will always be remembered for
and we can believe it what would you say
your trademark is if you have one well I
guess the look I’m best known for is
blue steel what’s that look like a
fashion model with a strange pout and a
stranger accent he’s the best of the
best that is before he’s challenged by
rival Owen Wilson you trying to get
crazy with us don’t you know they end up
facing each other in a walk-off which is
kind of like a catwalk but it involves
the removal of their underwear
how do things turn out ouch Oh hope
David Bowie has some ice on standby
disqualified number three food porn
dodgeball a true underdog story oh hello
I’m white Goodman here’s where Stiller
returns to the villain obsessed with
fitness roll only this time he’s all
about the dodgeball it was an accident
I thought you was in play no no chance
we’re sweating like grease monkeys out
here I can hold on to a ball as white
Goodman Stiller plays a slimy lecherous
Jim freak whose determination to stay
healthy has left him stuck with another
unhealthy obsession sure I they should
take a look at oh and just like that
everyone who watched this movie
immediately went off garlic sauce but
don’t worry he gets his in the end spare
me number two Stiller is simple Jack
Tropic Thunder I got a good beat good
brain it’s the infamous line that got a
lot of people angry but had even more
laughing their asses off
everybody knows you never go full retard
what do you mean Tropic Thunder is full
of Hollywood scary Oh types and Stiller
plays the action hero who tries to go
serious roll his dramatic character
simple Jack the story of a mentally
impaired farmhand who can talk to
animals was a box office disaster that
many critics called one of the worst
movies of all time and Tugg Speedman
took his role so seriously he lived and
breathed it in a weird way it was almost
like I had to sort of fool my mind into
believing that it wasn’t retarded yeah
Yeah right he was farting in bathtubs
laughing yeah so yeah yeah but as his
co-star Kirk Lazarus is quick to tell
him his role is simple Jack may have
been a bit too much never go full retard
you don’t bother yeah Sean Penn 2001 I
am saying never we’re full retard went
home empty-handed
but that doesn’t stop him from reprising
the role one last time I’ll see you
tonight when I go to bed in my hand
movies for this head movie makes my eyes
rain before we unveil our number one
pick here are a few honorable mentions
God you like bread yeah have something
that’s me that’s even new to the BIC
but I think about God I help you
gentlemen
yeah we’re looking for a guitar pick
like this one don’t mess with volcano my
name
cuz I pay you but number one still our
zipper
there’s something about Mary
everyone knows it every man fears it
okay I got it stuck
you got what stuff it’s the situation
that makes every y-chromosome squeal the
hell’s going on here
neighbors said they heard a lady scream
well you’re looking at him in this
romantic comedy we see Stiller talked to
a psychiatrist about his old prom date
Mary and through a flashback we see how
tragedy struck just before their big
night together
what’s that bubble there what do you
think it’s well how the hell’d you get
the beads above the flag Hey what
follows is probably one of the most
cringe inducing moments in cinema it’s
just like pulling off a band-aid a one
and two and uh we got a bleeder
gentlemen you can uncross your legs now
did you enjoy our countdown what’s your
favorite funny Ben Stiller moment nobody
makes me bleed my own blood nobody for
more hilarious top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com and Kat that’s the trailer
right there
you
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