you’re hit you’re bleeding man I ain’t
got time to bleed these guys always get
the last word
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down the top 10 hilarious
action hero one-liners we’re married
consider that a divorce please be
advised the following clip contains
mature content
all right to primitive screwheads listen
up number 10 boomstick evil dead army of
Darkness I’ll swallow your soul come get
some
kicking off our list is the s smart
clerk who finds himself thrown into
medieval times wasting no time he shows
the population why they shouldn’t mess
with him resulting in cinemas simplest
and most iconic firearms description
this is my stick even better after
returning to the president he gets to
showcase his boomstick once more this
time while on the job lady I’m afraid
I’m gonna have to ask you to leave the
store number 9
diplomatic immunity lethal weapon – even
though Mel Gibson plays the crazy one in
this buddy cop action sequel it’s Danny
Glover’s detective Murtaugh who manages
to deliver all the funniest lines close
runner-up is this ultra literal quip now
– both but the top prize goes to the
line he spouts after demonstrating how
unimpressed he was with this apartheid
loving bad guys immunity status
diplomatic immunity
it’s just been revoked
number eight welcome to earth
Independence Day free shit at me when
the planet comes under full-scale alien
attack leave it to the Fresh Prince to
take the fight to the enemy wait I get
another play getting led off course from
his squadron by an alien attack craft he
ultimately gets down alongside his foe
despite the massacre of his squadron and
the brutal crash landing Smith goes the
extra mile to make sure his close
encounter is of the badass kind
welcome to earth number seven the cure
Cobra here we find sly playing a cop who
is more than capable of pulling off the
sunglasses indoors look entering a
supermarket being held over by a
deranged hostage taker
he shows us just how badass he is after
taking his time and sipping on a warm
can of product placement he confronts
the bomb-carrying perp and calls his
bluff face-to-face hop go ahead
I don’t shut her seems a bit callous but
he has his reasons
I’m a here in the New World take care
hey how do you get into the fridge
anyway number six
stick around predator in this flick
Barney plays an elite Special Forces
member who ventures into guerrilla
territory in Central America
to rescue hostages before the murderous
Alien Hunter ever shows up during this
mission
Barney delivers his signature shoot from
the hip style violence and even takes
time to grace us with an awesome
one-liner doc no not the knock-knock
joke we’re talking about this one stick
around
number five circumcisions blind fury
I suggest aspirin for that headache the
title says it all in this flick about a
blind Vietnam War veteran turned samurai
who uses his uncanny senses to go after
kidnappers he’s more than happy to use
his sharp blade and even sharper tongue
to find his answers I also do some same
number four bubblegum they live get out
or I call the cops got a cops you know
what you need you need a Brazilian
plastic surgeon
in this science fiction film our upper
class is made up of terrifying skeletal
aliens who are disguised due to a signal
that conceals their appearance and fills
the world with subliminal consumer
messages when rowdy roddy piper
discovers the truth with a pair of
special sunglasses he decides to save
the world in the only way he knows how I
have come here to chew bubblegum and
kick ass all number three ribs action
Jackson mellow out Carl Weathers plays a
beefed up cop who stumbles upon a
conspiracy only to find himself feeling
a bit hot under the collar thankfully
his buddy saves him in the nick of time
after the duo squash shocked and even
explode a henchman Jackson gets to ask
the fire obsessed assassin the ultimate
question barbecue huh how do you like
your ribs
classic number two steam commando tarika
this time around
Barney plays a retired blackops
operative who discovers that his entire
unit has been killed and his daughter
has been kidnapped and if he wants you
kid back then you gotta cooperate right
wrong
forced to carry out a political
assassination by his former colleagues
Arnie instead decides to go commando
when his old buddy tries to get into
Arnie’s head he breaks off a section of
piping and uses it to vent his
frustration
little some steam Bennett number one
blood bank hard to kill and the prize
for the best action movie one-liner goes
to Steven Seagal as a cop who uncovers
the dirty dealings of a corrupt
politician his wife is killed and he was
shot into a coma
awakening several years later after
repeatedly hearing the Senators
political catchphrase in his head he
mutters this intense and creepy threat I
want to take you to the bank senator
Trent boy that was awkward
agree with our list groovy which movie
hero one-liner cracks you up for more
hilarious top 10s be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com and you go in pieces
got time to bleed these guys always get
the last word
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down the top 10 hilarious
action hero one-liners we’re married
consider that a divorce please be
advised the following clip contains
mature content
all right to primitive screwheads listen
up number 10 boomstick evil dead army of
Darkness I’ll swallow your soul come get
some
kicking off our list is the s smart
clerk who finds himself thrown into
medieval times wasting no time he shows
the population why they shouldn’t mess
with him resulting in cinemas simplest
and most iconic firearms description
this is my stick even better after
returning to the president he gets to
showcase his boomstick once more this
time while on the job lady I’m afraid
I’m gonna have to ask you to leave the
store number 9
diplomatic immunity lethal weapon – even
though Mel Gibson plays the crazy one in
this buddy cop action sequel it’s Danny
Glover’s detective Murtaugh who manages
to deliver all the funniest lines close
runner-up is this ultra literal quip now
– both but the top prize goes to the
line he spouts after demonstrating how
unimpressed he was with this apartheid
loving bad guys immunity status
diplomatic immunity
it’s just been revoked
number eight welcome to earth
Independence Day free shit at me when
the planet comes under full-scale alien
attack leave it to the Fresh Prince to
take the fight to the enemy wait I get
another play getting led off course from
his squadron by an alien attack craft he
ultimately gets down alongside his foe
despite the massacre of his squadron and
the brutal crash landing Smith goes the
extra mile to make sure his close
encounter is of the badass kind
welcome to earth number seven the cure
Cobra here we find sly playing a cop who
is more than capable of pulling off the
sunglasses indoors look entering a
supermarket being held over by a
deranged hostage taker
he shows us just how badass he is after
taking his time and sipping on a warm
can of product placement he confronts
the bomb-carrying perp and calls his
bluff face-to-face hop go ahead
I don’t shut her seems a bit callous but
he has his reasons
I’m a here in the New World take care
hey how do you get into the fridge
anyway number six
stick around predator in this flick
Barney plays an elite Special Forces
member who ventures into guerrilla
territory in Central America
to rescue hostages before the murderous
Alien Hunter ever shows up during this
mission
Barney delivers his signature shoot from
the hip style violence and even takes
time to grace us with an awesome
one-liner doc no not the knock-knock
joke we’re talking about this one stick
around
number five circumcisions blind fury
I suggest aspirin for that headache the
title says it all in this flick about a
blind Vietnam War veteran turned samurai
who uses his uncanny senses to go after
kidnappers he’s more than happy to use
his sharp blade and even sharper tongue
to find his answers I also do some same
number four bubblegum they live get out
or I call the cops got a cops you know
what you need you need a Brazilian
plastic surgeon
in this science fiction film our upper
class is made up of terrifying skeletal
aliens who are disguised due to a signal
that conceals their appearance and fills
the world with subliminal consumer
messages when rowdy roddy piper
discovers the truth with a pair of
special sunglasses he decides to save
the world in the only way he knows how I
have come here to chew bubblegum and
kick ass all number three ribs action
Jackson mellow out Carl Weathers plays a
beefed up cop who stumbles upon a
conspiracy only to find himself feeling
a bit hot under the collar thankfully
his buddy saves him in the nick of time
after the duo squash shocked and even
explode a henchman Jackson gets to ask
the fire obsessed assassin the ultimate
question barbecue huh how do you like
your ribs
classic number two steam commando tarika
this time around
Barney plays a retired blackops
operative who discovers that his entire
unit has been killed and his daughter
has been kidnapped and if he wants you
kid back then you gotta cooperate right
wrong
forced to carry out a political
assassination by his former colleagues
Arnie instead decides to go commando
when his old buddy tries to get into
Arnie’s head he breaks off a section of
piping and uses it to vent his
frustration
little some steam Bennett number one
blood bank hard to kill and the prize
for the best action movie one-liner goes
to Steven Seagal as a cop who uncovers
the dirty dealings of a corrupt
politician his wife is killed and he was
shot into a coma
awakening several years later after
repeatedly hearing the Senators
political catchphrase in his head he
mutters this intense and creepy threat I
want to take you to the bank senator
Trent boy that was awkward
agree with our list groovy which movie
hero one-liner cracks you up for more
hilarious top 10s be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com and you go in pieces
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