no true villain wants to get their hands
dirty and that’s why he or she hired
these guys oh you’ll be any little
Swedish people why your to bubble heads
we’re not going for a social visit we’re
going to destroy the Power Rangers
that’s right welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top 10 henchmen from kids shows
better good thank you no need to land we
just for this list we’re looking at
henchman or women minions and/or hired
guards of villains and criminals from
the small screen only this means I’m
gonna have to rat on all you I know
number 10 hack and slash reboot I don’t
think so
first up for these lovable robot
meatheads all brawn and no brain what
makes these twins truly endearing is
their unfaltering if terrified devotion
to their boss megabyte as well as their
constant bickering always much about
coconut touch media and their resigned
attitude to being repeatedly smashed to
bits for our amusement pay flapping Jack
I thought I told you to get lost
in a list that’s going to feature more
than its fair share of conniving fiends
hack and slash is innocent loyalty is
somewhat out of place it kind of makes
you want to root for them that is until
they invariably get blown up flattened
or torn limb from limb
I hate what a shock it’s like a regular
job you’re like my mom where’s my number
nine tomax and ZMOT also known as the
Crimson twins GI Joe a Real American
Hero
ah what have we here a lovely nocturnal
Prowler these daredevil brothers are
probably best known for their main
weakness telepathically feeling each
other’s pain as well as creepily
speaking in unison the world will
crumble any time
but there’s more to them than that
leaders in their own right tomax and
Zima serve double duty as the twin heads
of extensive enterprises which bankrolls
much of Cobras activities and as
commanders of the elite crimson guard
Cobra Commander’s treachery extends to
all our friends brother this gives them
some interesting clout with Cobra
Commander making their typical evil
henchman treachery unusually successful
if still temporary what poppycock is
this you’re stretching and busting is
load address number eight gold our
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers I’ll lead
them down and make deer yours and press
despite looking like your average
beastly Groot Rita repulses
second-in-command is her go-to guy for
causing havoc and mayhem
hey can I’m gonna go and personally
finish it you those butt cheeks by so
that’s great now get down there
Goldar is often enough of a threat to
the Rangers on his own but for those
special occasions he can also pilot his
very own Zord cyclopses an ancient
weapon which he uses to face the Power
Rangers megasaur goal destroy a cyclops
more than just a pretty face he likes to
take charge and regularly tells his own
Empress what to do we go get us out of
here before old resort blasts son
number seven feast man he-man and the
Masters of the Universe
Oh at skeletor’s right hand you’ll
usually see this furry feet that’s known
for his telepathic command of fearsome
fauna Damon commended creature
that might not seem like much to
challenge the most powerful man in the
universe but keep in mind that on
Eternia the wild life consists of
dragons shadow beasts Braca Don’s and
other monstrous things sorceress
evil-lyn may be smarter and more
powerful but beast man can be pretty sly
when he feels like it and gets plenty of
opportunities to shine on his own good
fun time we went into business for
ourselves yeah and now it’s time to show
King Randor who’s boss that is when he’s
not being skeletor’s doormat
what makes you think you can always
order me around
number six shego Kim Possible yeah you
don’t touch anything some henchmen are
even better than their bosses could have
done that but can you do the Miss if
she’s not too busy mocking and or
belittling the largely incompetent dr.
Drakken
she go is typically tasked with
pilfering key items for his plots then
protecting him when team possible
inevitably shows up row your nano tix
okay don’t get that kid a sheik Oh in
addition to top-notch fighting skills
and unhealthy levels of scorn she also
has the power to project blasts of green
energy which she gained from a glowing
rainbow comet
she was actually once part of a
superhero team with her brothers but
eventually succumbed to the allure of
evil the more we fought evil the more
she go liked it the fighting the evil
right
once she go went bad it was never the
same number five Randall J Weems recess
anywhere 17th undercover observations
from his mr. Tate 93 nothing in the rule
says a fourth grader can’t be a henchman
as a universally disliked teacher’s pet
and playground snitch Randall J Weems
fits the mold perfectly albeit is the
elementary school version don’t do it
Randall
why do you hole against think you’re
going nothing
yeah whole lotta nothin good more Andale
despite apparently wanting to be liked
by the other kids this little weasel
can’t help who he is and doesn’t seem to
see what the problem is
look at me I got nothing maybe that’s
because you’re always snitching on
everyone do you think he even has a few
brushes with popularity but always finds
his way back to the bad side this kid
has a bright future in villainy number
four Starscream the transformers time
for a change Megatron it’s time for
action not words I am the leader of the
future once a scientist explore this
duplicitous Decepticon dropped all that
to become Megatron’s air commander and
has been plotting to take over ever
since you failed dispose of me when you
had the chance Starscream probably the
most treacherous second-in-command in
all of cartoon history if you’re
measuring by sheer volume not even death
can stop his ambition who’s that
despite regular unsubtle declarations of
disloyalty and his repeated attempts to
usurp command megatron still somehow
tolerates him more or less
you’re a fool Starscream if you think
that anyone will ever follow your orders
just wait Megatron one of these days I
will have my revenge you know a henchman
is bad when he makes the villain look
charitable faster Starscream cons number
3 Harley Quinn Batman the Animated
Series I tried to play by the rules but
now they wouldn’t let me go straight
society is to blame of all the thugs and
misfits that Joker’s ever bossed around
one has always stood out deal’s off
b’man no one ever said anything about
hurt and mr. J the story goes that she
was a psychiatrist at Arkham but was
beguiled by the madman sad isn’t it
Harleen Quinzel was a doctor here at
Arkham until the Joker twisted her mind
jealous cuz you don’t have a fella who’s
as loving and loyal to you as my puddin
is to me since then her twisted
relationship with her puddin runs the
gamut from psychotic codependence to
genuine affection and she does more than
just follow insane orders but really
compliments his insane genius with her
own she is amazing what you find in
people’s glove compartment Harley
hi puddin miss me in a way she’s just
another one of his victims but no matter
how abusive the Clown Prince gets his
Harley is always there for him shield my
puddin’s a little temperamental but gee
what relationship doesn’t have its ups
and downs
number two Jessie and James Pokemon dad
Pikachu is no ordinary Pikachu it’s
certainly very rare a perfect prize
let’s catch it if there’s one thing that
all villains want from their minions its
fanatical dedication and few have ever
shown half as much as these two from
Team Rocket
this picture makes me look terrible then
you should be happy the photographer
captured the real you exactly we’ll show
these bumpkins what they may lack in
competence they make up for in sheer
single-minded determination to capture
Pikachu but with each failed scheme you
can’t help but start to sympathize your
Pikachu’s power is impressive and me I
really got a charged atom it’s
incredible attack the last time we met
it’s ours exceeded evolutionary level oh
come on you’re joking everything they
even get their own special bonding
moments with their Pokemon how could we
ever evil them as ash and his team grow
more powerful jessie and james quickly
become the underdogs of the series and
their antics are always a blast
Oh
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions the
boss will fix that once and for all
what’s going on here good one vain Oh a
coward – um hi you kids stay out of that
Riptide they watch captain can you
number one bebop and rocksteady Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles get back here and
fight you little web-footed creeps a
classic pair of dumb goons bebop and
rocksteady ‘z transformation into mutant
freaks certainly didn’t make them any
less ugly destroy them throughout the
series they are consistently some of the
tougher foes the Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles face albeit not the smartest
jump or it what they lack in pretty much
everything they make up for in brute
force and tenacity and like their animal
counterparts they love to just charge in
looking what we found we got a score to
settle with you little boy the turtles
can rarely just smash their way past
these dense juggernauts they almost
always must rely on their wits making
each encounter a guaranteed blast ye
jerks just got trashed
oh those show heads up dad do you agree
with our list which malevolent minions
are your favorite for more entertaining
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com
sorry guys end program better luck next
cycle
dirty and that’s why he or she hired
these guys oh you’ll be any little
Swedish people why your to bubble heads
we’re not going for a social visit we’re
going to destroy the Power Rangers
that’s right welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top 10 henchmen from kids shows
better good thank you no need to land we
just for this list we’re looking at
henchman or women minions and/or hired
guards of villains and criminals from
the small screen only this means I’m
gonna have to rat on all you I know
number 10 hack and slash reboot I don’t
think so
first up for these lovable robot
meatheads all brawn and no brain what
makes these twins truly endearing is
their unfaltering if terrified devotion
to their boss megabyte as well as their
constant bickering always much about
coconut touch media and their resigned
attitude to being repeatedly smashed to
bits for our amusement pay flapping Jack
I thought I told you to get lost
in a list that’s going to feature more
than its fair share of conniving fiends
hack and slash is innocent loyalty is
somewhat out of place it kind of makes
you want to root for them that is until
they invariably get blown up flattened
or torn limb from limb
I hate what a shock it’s like a regular
job you’re like my mom where’s my number
nine tomax and ZMOT also known as the
Crimson twins GI Joe a Real American
Hero
ah what have we here a lovely nocturnal
Prowler these daredevil brothers are
probably best known for their main
weakness telepathically feeling each
other’s pain as well as creepily
speaking in unison the world will
crumble any time
but there’s more to them than that
leaders in their own right tomax and
Zima serve double duty as the twin heads
of extensive enterprises which bankrolls
much of Cobras activities and as
commanders of the elite crimson guard
Cobra Commander’s treachery extends to
all our friends brother this gives them
some interesting clout with Cobra
Commander making their typical evil
henchman treachery unusually successful
if still temporary what poppycock is
this you’re stretching and busting is
load address number eight gold our
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers I’ll lead
them down and make deer yours and press
despite looking like your average
beastly Groot Rita repulses
second-in-command is her go-to guy for
causing havoc and mayhem
hey can I’m gonna go and personally
finish it you those butt cheeks by so
that’s great now get down there
Goldar is often enough of a threat to
the Rangers on his own but for those
special occasions he can also pilot his
very own Zord cyclopses an ancient
weapon which he uses to face the Power
Rangers megasaur goal destroy a cyclops
more than just a pretty face he likes to
take charge and regularly tells his own
Empress what to do we go get us out of
here before old resort blasts son
number seven feast man he-man and the
Masters of the Universe
Oh at skeletor’s right hand you’ll
usually see this furry feet that’s known
for his telepathic command of fearsome
fauna Damon commended creature
that might not seem like much to
challenge the most powerful man in the
universe but keep in mind that on
Eternia the wild life consists of
dragons shadow beasts Braca Don’s and
other monstrous things sorceress
evil-lyn may be smarter and more
powerful but beast man can be pretty sly
when he feels like it and gets plenty of
opportunities to shine on his own good
fun time we went into business for
ourselves yeah and now it’s time to show
King Randor who’s boss that is when he’s
not being skeletor’s doormat
what makes you think you can always
order me around
number six shego Kim Possible yeah you
don’t touch anything some henchmen are
even better than their bosses could have
done that but can you do the Miss if
she’s not too busy mocking and or
belittling the largely incompetent dr.
Drakken
she go is typically tasked with
pilfering key items for his plots then
protecting him when team possible
inevitably shows up row your nano tix
okay don’t get that kid a sheik Oh in
addition to top-notch fighting skills
and unhealthy levels of scorn she also
has the power to project blasts of green
energy which she gained from a glowing
rainbow comet
she was actually once part of a
superhero team with her brothers but
eventually succumbed to the allure of
evil the more we fought evil the more
she go liked it the fighting the evil
right
once she go went bad it was never the
same number five Randall J Weems recess
anywhere 17th undercover observations
from his mr. Tate 93 nothing in the rule
says a fourth grader can’t be a henchman
as a universally disliked teacher’s pet
and playground snitch Randall J Weems
fits the mold perfectly albeit is the
elementary school version don’t do it
Randall
why do you hole against think you’re
going nothing
yeah whole lotta nothin good more Andale
despite apparently wanting to be liked
by the other kids this little weasel
can’t help who he is and doesn’t seem to
see what the problem is
look at me I got nothing maybe that’s
because you’re always snitching on
everyone do you think he even has a few
brushes with popularity but always finds
his way back to the bad side this kid
has a bright future in villainy number
four Starscream the transformers time
for a change Megatron it’s time for
action not words I am the leader of the
future once a scientist explore this
duplicitous Decepticon dropped all that
to become Megatron’s air commander and
has been plotting to take over ever
since you failed dispose of me when you
had the chance Starscream probably the
most treacherous second-in-command in
all of cartoon history if you’re
measuring by sheer volume not even death
can stop his ambition who’s that
despite regular unsubtle declarations of
disloyalty and his repeated attempts to
usurp command megatron still somehow
tolerates him more or less
you’re a fool Starscream if you think
that anyone will ever follow your orders
just wait Megatron one of these days I
will have my revenge you know a henchman
is bad when he makes the villain look
charitable faster Starscream cons number
3 Harley Quinn Batman the Animated
Series I tried to play by the rules but
now they wouldn’t let me go straight
society is to blame of all the thugs and
misfits that Joker’s ever bossed around
one has always stood out deal’s off
b’man no one ever said anything about
hurt and mr. J the story goes that she
was a psychiatrist at Arkham but was
beguiled by the madman sad isn’t it
Harleen Quinzel was a doctor here at
Arkham until the Joker twisted her mind
jealous cuz you don’t have a fella who’s
as loving and loyal to you as my puddin
is to me since then her twisted
relationship with her puddin runs the
gamut from psychotic codependence to
genuine affection and she does more than
just follow insane orders but really
compliments his insane genius with her
own she is amazing what you find in
people’s glove compartment Harley
hi puddin miss me in a way she’s just
another one of his victims but no matter
how abusive the Clown Prince gets his
Harley is always there for him shield my
puddin’s a little temperamental but gee
what relationship doesn’t have its ups
and downs
number two Jessie and James Pokemon dad
Pikachu is no ordinary Pikachu it’s
certainly very rare a perfect prize
let’s catch it if there’s one thing that
all villains want from their minions its
fanatical dedication and few have ever
shown half as much as these two from
Team Rocket
this picture makes me look terrible then
you should be happy the photographer
captured the real you exactly we’ll show
these bumpkins what they may lack in
competence they make up for in sheer
single-minded determination to capture
Pikachu but with each failed scheme you
can’t help but start to sympathize your
Pikachu’s power is impressive and me I
really got a charged atom it’s
incredible attack the last time we met
it’s ours exceeded evolutionary level oh
come on you’re joking everything they
even get their own special bonding
moments with their Pokemon how could we
ever evil them as ash and his team grow
more powerful jessie and james quickly
become the underdogs of the series and
their antics are always a blast
Oh
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions the
boss will fix that once and for all
what’s going on here good one vain Oh a
coward – um hi you kids stay out of that
Riptide they watch captain can you
number one bebop and rocksteady Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles get back here and
fight you little web-footed creeps a
classic pair of dumb goons bebop and
rocksteady ‘z transformation into mutant
freaks certainly didn’t make them any
less ugly destroy them throughout the
series they are consistently some of the
tougher foes the Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles face albeit not the smartest
jump or it what they lack in pretty much
everything they make up for in brute
force and tenacity and like their animal
counterparts they love to just charge in
looking what we found we got a score to
settle with you little boy the turtles
can rarely just smash their way past
these dense juggernauts they almost
always must rely on their wits making
each encounter a guaranteed blast ye
jerks just got trashed
oh those show heads up dad do you agree
with our list which malevolent minions
are your favorite for more entertaining
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com
sorry guys end program better luck next
cycle
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