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Top 10 Greatest Stoner Snack Foods


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why am I so hungry all of a sudden
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
foods to eat when you got the munchies I
want the perfect food are you hungry for
this list we’ve considered all the
wonderful foods that piqued our interest
when we’re well in an expanded state of
mind did you see it take any time that’s
a lot of cookie a big lady of course
she’s a humongous lady now we know
there’s no way to quantify what the best
food is but come on there are some foods
bursting with flavor and specific
textures that you just need to have when
you’re under the influence of a certain
something not that we’re encouraging or
condoning that type of thing will you
talking about just saying it cool hwhip
you put Cool Whip on pie pie tastes
better with cool whip number 10 fast
food I want 30 sliders 5 french fries
and 4 large cherry cokes I want the same
except make mine diet cokes
what would late-night spaced-out
excursions with your buddies be if not
for fast food I can’t believe I’m doing
this I swear to god I never come to a
top-notch and Here I am sorting through
jalapeno burgers and soggy fries the
drive-thru is your saving grace with
chains like McDonald’s Burger King
Wendy’s KFC and Taco Bell offering
greasy paper bags filled with soft bun
burgers endless fries and chains
specific desserts maybe it’s a chocolate
frosty that sparks your fancy maybe it’s
a case a lupa dripping with cheese
hunger for cheese in the shell go to
Taco Bell ah perhaps it’s a double order
of McNuggets regardless of your
preference fast food offers grease and
plenty of it as it’s cheap quality
allows for enormous quantity I want a
hamburger No a cheeseburger I want a hot
dog I want a milkshake
you’ll get nothing I’d like it the
cultural impact of fast food on the
dazed and confused is so profound that
Hollywood wound up making a pretty
successful movie on the topic Oh
two together number nine snack cakes
Little Debbie sweet young Yama snack
cakes chew them with your teeth swallow
them down your tummy then six hours
later go to the John and say goodbye to
them well a fast-food joint is the ideal
destination of the adventurous the
pantry is the savior of those too lazy
or too paranoid to leave the house white
starts tomorrow for the perfect snack
and here on the gleaming kept channel
mrs. penny bucks worth what he found at
Little Debbie snack Ikes the effort of
moving off the couch is well worth it
when what awaits in the kitchen are the
likes of Little Debbie zebra cakes
hostess Ho Hos and Ding Dongs Dolly
Madison zingers and the classic Drake’s
cake
almost exclusively available in the
2-pack variety these cakes are
store-bought delights that usually offer
some sort of cake base covered with a
tasty icing or shell and capped off with
a fluffy cream filling now the cakes
pass through a shower of hot chocolate
flavored liquid they may come as two
packs but you better buy more as
wrappers will litter the floor in no
time I hope you all saved room because I
made your favorite dessert
store-bought snack cakes both kinds
number eight nuts you’re gonna love my
nuts departing from the clearly
unhealthy nature of our first two
entries this pic actually has something
to offer
sort of that’s like peanut hazelnut
cashew nut
macadamia nut that was the one that was
saying her into it going crazy nuts are
a good source of protein and certain
varieties even contain good fats but
enough about all that the childen
craving don’t concern themselves with
health labels
it’s a wholesome blend of peanuts pecans
and other delicious nuts specially mix
for people with arts nuts earn their
spot on this list for their wide variety
of flavors and textures gourmet nuts you
are left enough that’s I mean you know
there you go
hope your honey roasted they put the
honey on a bun on the myth that’s a
whole different we’re already each type
of nut has its own unique crunch which
adds some serious entertainment value to
the eating process here’s some cracker
nuts cracking that these nuts these
crackers are nuts man the classic whoa
moment may just come when you’re sitting
there eating nuts and of course they
offer intense flavor the saltier the
nuts the more handfuls you’ll likely
shove in your mouth he’s trying to tell
me I asked for the southern nuts he
brought me the unsalted nuts the
uncertain estimated shows number seven
popcorn
popcorn takes the high on one hell of a
journey
watching the bag expand as kernels
slowly pop over the course of three or
four minutes in waiting in anticipation
of the flavor is as mesmerizing as it is
anxiety giving no energy in human vision
is really just how much butter would you
like to drown your popcorn in just
enough to ensure your fingers are a
lickable treat once the actual food is
gone of course now the next step is just
to take spoonful of salted butter or
unsalted it doesn’t matter I’m going to
add a little extra so that’s the classic
root but more refined popcorn fans know
there are endless varieties offering
endless flavors think of those Christmas
tins caramel peanut brittle cheese oh my
god cheese all available as fluffy
delights for your craving tongue can’t
help myself hmm number 6 mac and cheese
let’s take this back to when you were 5
years old you sit down at the table to a
big bowl of creamy mac and cheese
distraction noodle what delight pure joy
sit down in front of that same bowl at
any age of your life when you’re high
same reaction the motivated may take the
time to cook theirs up and for that we
commend them but for the rest of us
Restless with a hungry stomach companies
like Kraft and Velveeta have come to the
rescue with microwavable x’
UK tea bowls
flavors undeniably bold taste we can
have cheesy creamy goodness in three and
a half minutes we are touching to
attract enjoy it now with a bowl of
Compton oh when the charge arrives we
will attack him with our guns awesome
uh-oh I smell Crafton number five
chocolate oh that’s a lot of chocolate a
chocolate factory just may not be enough
to fill the stomach’s of those
blissed-out in the clouds when they
crave chocolate it’s not just the
intense flavor of pure chocolate that
gets us though in its own right it finds
a great way to delight our taste buds
it’s also the way chocolate is combined
with other textures to make incredible
treats that excites us Hershey’s
dominates for the purists but then we
have the likes of Twix to offer the
cookie crunch Mars bars and milky ways
to bring in caramel Kit Kats to feed us
wafers that shouldn’t work but somehow
do when I’m on a break and a chocolate
craving is nothing beats a chunky
chocolate can be deliciously dangerous
in times like these hey little boy my
chocolate must be untouched by human
hands
number 4 cookies is for cocaine that’s
good enough for me
c is for cookie that’s good enough for
me cookies are demons of temptation
because there’s just so much to choose
from she’s in an entire sleeve of Chips
Ahoy Charlie could you focus on the
lawyers room please we’re not here to
blackmail a lady for eating too many
cookies you can go with store-bought
brands like Oreos fujio’s and Chips Ahoy
which are gobbled by the fistful
Oh or you can bake your own and that’s
where you can have some fun braving the
oven you may choose to go crispy but for
the baked gooey wins the most
recommendations if you barely cook those
things and then eat them right away
you’ll get a hot dripping mess of choc
ilat and cookie that sure you may wear
on your face but it’s really your tongue
that will thank you just be careful you
may be burnt but you don’t want to burn
your tongue
Porter honey those cookies are hot just
wait a few minutes and then I’ll give
you one when they’re cool okay number
three candy
whee helps try to stick to the four main
food groups candy candy canes candy
corns and syrup as always don’t take
candy from strangers no matter how much
you want to the temptation is real as
candy offers some of the most intense
flavor bursts out there the mild and
reserved they find themselves attracted
to treats like airheads swedish fish
M&Ms and gummy bears whereas the brave
take on more intense flavors found in
the sugar-coated and sour varieties
we’re talking Sour Patch Kids Pixy Stix
sour brite crawlers pop rocks and sour
skittles feel the rainbow taste the
rainbow
warning this second batch may just blow
your mind but whatever you choose candy
will take your taste buds on one wicked
trip
number two pizza yes friends the new
turbo Ginsu a Whipple saving you from
venturing out of the house absolving you
of the responsibility that comes with
cooking there is a savior the pizza
delivery guy pizza rolls and pizza
pockets can certainly please the hi
provided no one burns an overexcited
tongue but delivery pizza is the holy
grail of pasta sauce and cheesy
greatness just slip it down here there’s
a certain joy no euphoria one gets when
deciding which and how many toppings
with which to bombard their pizza
pepperoni bacon bits BBQ and buffalo
chicken burger meat meatballs three four
five unlimited cheese it’s kind of a
funny question in and of itself because
you can use anything as a pizza topping
that’s edible piping hot with queso
falling from all angles your love affair
with pizza is the stuff movies are made
of Mario this pie needs work good
consistency on the crust with the cheese
and sauce ratio to travesty before we
unveil our number one pick here are some
honorable mentions Jake nachos nachos I
love nachos after meeting my man
where did you get these it’s cheese
without a few crackers I’m son so there
you have it
fudgy brownies or cakey brownies kitchen
conundrum solved enjoy she was really
good can’t hold your soda boys root and
the taste of real cheese had come
together entirely cheering number one
chips well Samantha talent store get me
some gelato chips and two dollars of the
pepperoni I’ll hang out with you for a
bit
accessible anywhere whether it be your
pantry supermarket or the convenience
store down the street
big wonderful bags of chips are only
ever a moment away from being popped
open and enjoyed which show is home with
a big bag of potato chips potato chips
chips offer the best of both worlds
flavor and texture
there are your standard Lay’s potato
chips a classic for a reason
who knew that Lay’s made liquid potato
chips I can’t suck just one but you have
others like Doritos which have a
stronger crunch and some pretty wild
flavors
then there’s Cheetos which redefined the
chip shape and consequently the crunch
big flavor big crunch c-h-i PS mic drop
at last young Robin raised the final
bite up to her lips the crowd grew still
the only sound was Barney eating chips
do you agree with our list what foods do
you enjoy snacking on when you have the
munchies for more mouth-watering top 10s
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yeah pick me up a bag of jalapeno chips
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